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    A Kryptonian sentence becomes a viral hit, much to Superman's chagrin.

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    03 Nov 2023

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    This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.

     

    The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.

    Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.

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    21 Oct 2023

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    Dean is a waiter in a strip club to put his kid brother through school. Castiel is dragged to the club as a part of his sister Anna's bachelorette party. Dean and Cas hit it off, but Dean thinks Cas is the one marrying Anna.

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    30 Jul 2024

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    DEAN IS SO STUPID 🤬🤬🤬

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    When Gavin gets invited to his boring, uptight cousin's wedding, he doesn't even want to make to effort to go. Even after his dad tells him to bring somebody who'll turn heads and start trouble, Gavin isn't sure who to bring with him, until he settles on his partner, the stone cold RK900.

    Just because it'll be hilarious. Not because Gavin actually likes working with him or thinks he's kind of funny or wants to get to know him better. Definitely not.

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    14 Nov 2024

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    WHAT??? OH MY GODH.. I'M DYING I SWESR JES ONLY GOT ONE BRAINCELL WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HIMMMMMM OUT OF ALL PEOPLE YOU IDIOT HEELP

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    Picture your typical rom-com cliché.

    Now picture Dean stuck in that rom-com cliché—with Castiel.

    Because that's what happening to him; a crazy whirlwind of your typical-and-not-so-typical cliché's. He's playing the main lead in all of them and Castiel's his counterpart. Of course, the culprit's obvious—Gabriel's enjoying himself, lying back on his favorite cloud with a bucket of popcorn.

    It's about time someone kicked the two knuckleheads up the ass.

    "And... action!"

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    16 Dec 2024

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    HELPPPPPP. They deserve all that just for being so stupid god I hate destiel 💔