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A cartoon drawing of a girl with messy wavy black hair down to her shoulders. She's wearing an pink and purple top, glasses, and blue dinosaur earrings. She has a neutral expression and has a hand thrown out as though in disdain.



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    "Really?" Shawn looks at Gus, completely unamused.

    "The websites say they work."

    "Crystals." Shawn gestures at his desk. "You have covered my entire workspace with crystals. This is getting sad, man."

    When Gus asks Shawn how his memory actually works, the answer causes both of them to stumble into a huge realization. It will be used irresponsibly, of course.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    When Shawn and Gus investigate the death of a stage manager they find themselves dragged into a world of British accents and hypnotism. In order to work toward solving the case, Shawn lets himself get hypnotized on stage and proceeds to get handsy. And then bad things happen, rocks fall, everyone doesn’t-quite-die, but Gus is not happy, because his friendship with Shawn reaches tipping point.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Oneshot set after "Psy vs. Psy."

    After the disaster that is Lindsay Leiken, the FBI decides it's time to begin psychological evaluations of all the psychics who consult with law enforcement, starting with one Shawn Spencer. Shawn's confident he'll pass with flying colors, but what if the danger isn't in getting found out, but the person administering the test?

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Jamie has never been particularly good at science, but he doesn’t think time loops are supposed to be normal, or, like, even possible. He wonders, vaguely, whether he’s maybe lost his head. Too many hits, too many rough tackles, something like that. Maybe he’s lost his shit, and none of this is really happening.

    That might actually be the better option.

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    “You could’ve scored the winner,” his dad says, and suddenly he’s right in front of Jamie and cuffing him around the head. Jamie doesn’t say anything, doesn’t do anything, is not even sure he’s breathing anymore, and he’s just thinking that this numbness is sort of nice, when the door opens and in walks Roy Kent.

    “What the fuck is going on here?” Roy barks, and Jamie flinches again, but then he realises that Roy’s not looking at him. He’s looking at his dad, and he seems fucking pissed.

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    After Richmond gets relegated, it's Roy who spots Jamie's dad yelling at him. Unlike Ted, he doesn't walk past.

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    03 Dec 2025