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    “But you know my name.”

    “Well, now, that sounds like a you problem, don’t it?”

    “But what am I supposed to call you? Just—” she waves her hands spastically in front of her, gun included— “‘Hey, you?’”

    “You can call me whatever you damn well like.”

    Or: A girl, a dog, and a ghoul set off across the Mojave.

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    10 May 2024

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    Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it.

    Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.

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    17 Apr 2024

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    After Loki’s defeat and his fall from the portal, Tony starts preaching about a murderous purple titan out to get them in the depths of space.

    Wait. What?

    On the other side of the universe, Nebula loses her cool approximately two seconds after laying eyes on Thanos and finds herself on a wild chase through the galaxy. Now, where exactly was that pathetic piece of rock Terra again?

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    18 Apr 2024

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    it’s edmund’s father who teaches him how to be a man.

    he teaches him how to ride a bike (and not to cry when he wobbles and bruises his knees on the cobbles); he teaches him how to fasten a tie (not to slouch when he sits, to say please and thank you, to be polite and quiet and convenient); he teaches him his multiplication tables (heads bent together over the scrubbed kitchen table, edmund’s pen tapping against his two loose front teeth), his words (sounding out the harder ones, black spiky characters on a white page that jumble themselves in front of his eyes), how to play cricket (“not bad, ed,” dad says, and edmund is overcome with boyish pride), how to fish (though, not often, because they’re in london and london isn’t exactly overflowing with lakes) –

    of course, he teaches peter all this first.

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    07 Jan 2024

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    Kaz Brekker doesn’t care about anyone, not even himself. Or, at least, that’s what he’s convinced Ketterdam. The Crows know otherwise.

    AKA: five times Kaz cares about his crows and one time they care about him

    Chapter Four is based on "I want to be with you tonight" by whynotcherries

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    25 Mar 2023

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