zerozerokyu
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Bound by a love that lingers, Q and Bond orbit each other in silence—close enough to touch, but never enough to hold.
Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago
Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on its sword
Innocence died screaming, honey, ask me I should know
I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door -
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Q attempts to confront Bond about skipping a debrief, but instead finds him shirtless and showing off in the gym. With Bond’s smug grin and muscles on full display, Q’s focus falters, and his patience runs dangerously thin. It's enough to make him wish for a full MI6 intervention yet again... preferably one that involves restraint.
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- Part 2 of The Spy Who Frayed My Patience
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Q attempts to debrief Bond about his latest mission but finds him emerging from the pool in tiny blue trunks (yes, those trunks). Between Bond's smugness and the distracting lack of fabric, Q's train of thought derails so hard it might need MI6 intervention to recover.
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- Part 1 of The Spy Who Frayed My Patience
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Q’s touchy-feely nature is an unexpected comfort to MI6’s toughest agents, breaking down barriers with a pat on the shoulder, a warm hug, or a simple squeeze of the hand. Sometimes all people need is some tea and god amount of cookies.
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- Part 2 of MI6 Café - Festive Fanwork Fiesta 2024
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Quatermaster's Snowpocalypse Chronicles by zerozerokyu
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
06 Dec 2024
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Excessive Snow. Snow that just won't stop snowing. Q has to get to get to work in the bloody snow since he is needed.
Written for FFF on MI6 café for the prompt :
C: Excessive SnowfallSeries
- Part 1 of MI6 Café - Festive Fanwork Fiesta 2024
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Poetry Smoretry (007 Fest 2021) by zerozerokyu
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
27 Jul 2021
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Collection of poems for 2021 007 fests.
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About a woman who already deconstructed her catholicism and who is trying to seduce a priest to “save” him from it, as she thinks.
About a priest who thinks he has chosen his life path well, trying to bring his “friend” back to church, to “save” her.Fleabag-inspired priest!Hozier romance and smut. What can I tell you. This is for all the (ex)catholic women <3
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07 Jul 2025
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Andrew has been in love with you for years, and yet he has never confessed his feelings. But a night out celebrating the engagement of his best friend changes everything. However, you don't seem ready to be with him just yet. You make him an offer that he can't refuse... but will certainly regret.
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The series is complete!Bookmarked by zerozerokyu
23 May 2025
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Honey, don't feed me, I will come back by moneymoneymoney28
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician), It Will Come Back - Hozier (Song)
05 Jul 2025
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After the pain and heartache of her last relationship, Jade is determined to focus all of her energy on herself and her daughter. Andrew, her annoyingly persistent (and apparently famous) neighbor, might just ruin that.
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20 Apr 2025
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Your life seems perfect. You're engaged, your career is thriving as you become an assistant professor at Trinity College, and this Andrew Hozier-Byrne you're sharing an office with seems to be a nice guy you hope to call a friend soon. Life seems to be smiling at you... until everything goes sour. When your fiancé breaks up with you, your perfect world shatters. And when your colleague also gets his heart broken soon after, your shared office seems to be a curse rather than a blessing. But Andrew seems determined to mend your broken hearts... Will things finally go according to plan?
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This series is already entirely written! I'll post a new chapter every Wednesday and every Sunday :)
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15 Apr 2025
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I’ve Been Fed Gold by Clumsyletters
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician), Hozier - Fandom
15 Jun 2025
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It’s funny how people come into your life.
At the end of a gruelling tour when Andrew- the ever cynical musician becomes entangled in conversation with the anonymous woman behind a new Dublin, bookstore’s Instagram, he’d never had guessed how it would end…
New friends are always welcome but happens when the lines between friend and lover become thinner and thinner?
(Idk guys I fucking hate writing these blurbs, just read it please x it’s very will they won’t they, very, very wild, plz enjoy)
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06 Mar 2025