Zoop (zoop526)

A Smiling Orc is a Happy Orc



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  1. Summary

    Beginning with the unexpected deposit of two modern world women into the messed-up lives of a group of displaced Uruk-hai, follow the adventures of this mismatched clan as the members come together, fall apart, laugh, cry, love, hate, and ultimately find what is more precious than anything else in Middle Earth: a place to call home.

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  2. Summary

    Pebbles thrown into streams don't *seem* to cause major tsunamis, but sometimes they can impact a world as much as a meteor strike. Follow one former "World of Warcraft" player as she wanders Azeroth, getting in and out of trouble, in and out of jail, and all up in Garrosh Hellscream's nose. Then enjoy the fallout she leaves in her wake, because everyone has a story, and she doesn't tell each one herself.

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  3. Summary

    These are short works that are related in some way to the "Out of All Proportions" series. They can be read in isolation, but will provide backstory to some of the characters and events of that series.

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  4. Summary

    A series of one-shots set in various locations around Tamriel, in which several mortals either run afoul of Daedra, or receive a blessing from the Aedra. And vice versa. :)

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  5. Summary

    Sure, there are folks in the modern world who could be *called* Orcs by their very nature, but what if there really *were* Orcs? What if the Orcs we all thought were destroyed in the years following the unmaking of Sauron's Ring... just sort of... hid? And they're still there... waiting? What would happen if some of them came out?

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    "Every night, dowmga take the seethoo into the woods and teach her dowmshay: "mother's wisdom." They teach her how to care for children, what to feed them and how to cure ills. This wisdom is not imparted upon any ork but those expecting children."

    --Orkworld, p. 58

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    27 Sep 2013

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