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A tale for the holidays. They're the least recognized, often ignored cogs in the Horde machine. When things need to be built, hauled, or gathered, the peons get the job. Nobody really notices them, unless they miss their quota. But in spite of not being the brightest or the best, regardless that they're weak of mind and body, they're still Orcs, and Orcs have certain... instincts.
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Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick by Zoop (zoop526)
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft - All Media Types
26 May 2019
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Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for adult situations and language. Mostly cathartic brain fluff, and subject to/victim of the Patented Zoop Scenario Randomizer.
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Collection of short pieces filling in the gaps of Karie's narrative and revealing what minor characters get up to when she's not looking.
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Bread from Buckland by Zoop (zoop526)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Dec 2016
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2016 Winter Holiday Story. A young lass on her way home finds an Orc hanging from a tree.
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- Part 8 of Proportionate Relations
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Moments by Zoop (zoop526)
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft - All Media Types, Warcraft: Orcs & Humans, Warcraft II, Warcraft III
27 Sep 2016
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A single moment can impact a lifetime. From the first war to the rise of the Scourge and beyond, one such moment resonates for an Orc and a Human. Set in the 'Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick' universe.
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Out of All Proportions by Zoop (zoop526)
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
11 Feb 2015
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Beginning with the unexpected deposit of two modern world women into the messed-up lives of a group of displaced Uruk-hai, follow the adventures of this mismatched clan as the members come together, fall apart, laugh, cry, love, hate, and ultimately find what is more precious than anything else in Middle Earth: a place to call home.
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The Pwn Heard Round the World of Warcraft by Zoop (zoop526)
Fandom: Warcraft - All Media Types, Warcraft II, Warcraft III, Warcraft: Orcs & Humans, World of Warcraft
26 May 2019
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Pebbles thrown into streams don't *seem* to cause major tsunamis, but sometimes they can impact a world as much as a meteor strike. Follow one former "World of Warcraft" player as she wanders Azeroth, getting in and out of trouble, in and out of jail, and all up in Garrosh Hellscream's nose. Then enjoy the fallout she leaves in her wake, because everyone has a story, and she doesn't tell each one herself.
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Proportionate Relations by Zoop (zoop526)
Fandom: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
26 Dec 2016
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These are short works that are related in some way to the "Out of All Proportions" series. They can be read in isolation, but will provide backstory to some of the characters and events of that series.
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- 135,983
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- 8
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- 14
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A series of one-shots set in various locations around Tamriel, in which several mortals either run afoul of Daedra, or receive a blessing from the Aedra. And vice versa. :)
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- 13,754
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Orcs in the Modern World by Zoop (zoop526)
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
20 May 2014
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Sure, there are folks in the modern world who could be *called* Orcs by their very nature, but what if there really *were* Orcs? What if the Orcs we all thought were destroyed in the years following the unmaking of Sauron's Ring... just sort of... hid? And they're still there... waiting? What would happen if some of them came out?
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"Every night, dowmga take the seethoo into the woods and teach her dowmshay: "mother's wisdom." They teach her how to care for children, what to feed them and how to cure ills. This wisdom is not imparted upon any ork but those expecting children."
--Orkworld, p. 58
Bookmarked by Zoop (zoop526)
27 Sep 2013