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Deku named the chat: Class 1A

Deku: hi i thought this might be a good idea

Explosion Boy: DEKU

Deku: ichangedmymindthiswasabadidea

Class Rep: Bakugou, lower your voice.

Pikachu: he can't? he is texting?

Shark Child: i can confirm that he yelled "DEKU" out loud

Sparkle: I Just Can't Stop Spar-

Alien Queen: Hi guys!

Deku: okay, so did i get everyone?

Class Rep: You forgot the teachers, shall I add them?

Deku: please don't

Class Rep: Okay.

Class Rep:....

Class Rep added Dad Might and Dadzawa to the chat.

Explosion Boy: THE FUCK

Dadzawa: Why am I here

Class Rep: Bakugou, no swearing. Don't disrespect our teachers.

Dad Might: Oh ho ho, I see you are all getting along.

Deku: iida no

Class Rep: Iida yes

Deku: iida no

Ribbit: iida no

Uravity: iida no

Shark Child: iida no

Pikachu: iida no

Mina: iida no

Shoto: Iida no

Explosion Boy: SHUT UP

Class Rep:.......

Class Rep: Iida yes

Dadzawa: How do I change my name

Shark Child: don't tell him

Deku: nobody tell him

Dadzawa: Please tell me

Dad Might: On another note, young Midoriya, have you heard why the chicken crossed the road?

Deku: please no

Dad Might: To get the hero's power.

Deku:......

Deku: EAT THIS

Explosion Boy: BITCH THE FUCK

Dad Might: *nervously sweating*

Deku: *nervously sweating*

Dadzawa: How the fuck do I change my name

Shark Child: such crude language in front of midoriya

Shoto: ^^

Mina: ^^

Dad Might: ^^

Pikachu: ^^

Creati: ^^

Class Rep: ^^

Ribbit: ^^

Uravity: ^^

Deku: please stop

Dadzawa: I agree with the problem child

Class Rep: Which one

Dadzawa: Midoriya

Deku:......

Arms: Guys it's 2:00 am

Explosion Boy: got a problem?

Class Rep: I'm going to bed. Go to sleep, and be ready for class tomorrow.

Deku: goodnight, Iida!

Class Rep: Goodnight, Midoriya.

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Shark Child changed his name to Shame.

Shame: GUYS I NEED HELP

Pikachu: with what dude?

Uravity: and what's with the name?

Shame:.......

Shame: SO I ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO MIDORIYA IN THE SHOWER-

Explosion Boy: HAH WHAT A LOSER

Shame: SHUT UP LET ME FINISH

Shame: HE DIDN'T SEE ME BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN LOOK AT HIM NORMALLY WHAT DO I DO

Dadzawa: Not my problem

Ribbit: oh dear

Deku:......

Shame:.......

Explosion Boy: SHITTY HAIR YOU FUCKED UP HAHA

Shame: midoriya.... I'm so.... so sorry

Deku: uh, it's cool, um, let's not talk in person for about a year and we're good

Shame: i agree

Ribbit: uh, guys, you know you are in the same class?

Uravity: besides, running away from your problems isn't good

Shame: that is true

Deku: i do that all the time

Uravity:........

Pikachu: same @midoriya

Dadzawa: ^^

Class Rep: Mr. Aizawa, you are not helping the situation, neither are you Kaminari.

Uravity: hello Iida!

Class Rep: Hello Uraraka!

Shame: uh, can we get back to the main issue?

Explosion Boy: I've got a solution, how about you walk into All Might in the shower

Deku: KACCHAN NO

Explosion Boy: GOT A PROBLEM DEKU?? WANNA GO??

Deku: help

Deku: kacchan just arrived at my dosmskskjsks

Class Rep: Midoriya, are you there?

Pikachu: rip midoriya

Explosion Boy: help this is izukanajjajaajha

Explosion Boy: GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE YOU DICK

Deku: ;-;

Dadzawa: Is it bad that I'm laughing

Shame: possibly

Dadzawa: Eh

Creati: What happened?

Ribbit: leave now while you can

Creati: Wha-

Explosion Boy: WANNA TUSSLE?!?

Class Rep: Bakugou!

Explosion Boy: COME AT ME

Deku: rip

Explosion Boy changed his name to I Promise Not To Pick On Izuku

Deku: I'm scaresnsjajka

I Promise Not To Pick On Izuku: BITCH

I Promise Not To Pick On Izuku: I LEAVE FOR ONE MINUTE TO TAKE A SHIT

I Promise Not To Pick On Izuku changed his name to Fuck Deku

Fuck Deku: there

Deku:.......

Shame: woah, you want to do it with midoriya? Damn

Pikachu: or maybe he already has

Dadzawa: Maybe they're doing it right now, like, a hate fuck

Shame:.......

Pikachu:........

Uravity:........

Deku: i assure you, that is not what is happening- kacchan get off of me please

Fuck Deku: I'LL BEAT YOU SO HARD

Deku: stop I'm trying to defend both of us and you are not helping

Dadzawa: I'm laughing more than I should be

Shame: ^^

Pikachu: ^^

Uravity: ^^

Ribbit: ^^

Creati: ^^

Guitar Is Art: ^^

Class Rep:.......

Class Rep: ^^

Shoto: please just go to sleep

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Shoto: so uh, anyone know why Mr. Aizawa is glaring holes into my head?

Shame: i dunno bro, you do anything manly with your quirk recently?

Shoto: not that i know of

Uravity: quick question, Kirishima, why is your name still Shame?

Shame:.......

Shame: nothing will ever make me get over the guilt of seeing Midoriya naked

Uravity:....... Reasonable.

Deku: hi guys! And Todoroki, maybe it's because of how you did on the really hard exam the other day?

Shoto: what about my exam scores?

Deku: well you did get all of them including the bonus correct and Mr. Aizawa made it to trip us up....

Uravity:......

Ribbit:........

Pikachu: totally unfair dude! I failed!

Shoto: that's not my fault

Class Rep: Yes, Kaminari you need to study harder.

Shame: um, if i recall Iida, you almost did just as bad

Class Rep:.......

Class Rep changed his name to Shame #2

Deku: awww iida it's okay

Uravity: yeah, you tried your best right?

Ribbit: there is always next time

Pikachu: why don't i get comfort

Fuck Deku: THAT TEST CAN SUCK MY AAASSSSSS

Shame: so Bakugou did poorly-

Fuck Deku: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL KILL YOU

Deku: it's okay, i got a c

Dad Might: Good job my boy!

Pikachu: woah hey all might

Shoto: this is why I think All Might is Midoriya's father

Uravity: now that i think about it....

Deku: wait

Ribbit: they do have similar quirks

Deku: guys no wait

Shame: yeah, that is true

Deku: wait no no

Dad Might: Well we are One For All of you know what I'm saying.

Deku: ALL MIGHT NO

Pikachu: see they even have inside dad jokes that none of us get

Fuck Deku: BITCH I'M ON TO YOU

Pikachu: wow even Bakugou is in on it

Fuck Deku changed his name to Detective Explosion Lord

Deku: kacchan there is nothing going on

Detective Explosion Lord: VERY FUCKING SUSPICIOUS

Deku: this is shoto, so i got Midoriya's phone and am looking for some photos and phone some of him and All Might

Detective Explosion Lord: GREAT JOB ASSISTANT, LET ME SEE

Deku: assistant...? But okay, here

Detective Explosion Lord: VERY FUCKING INTERESTING, THIS READS THE WORDS: DEKU HAS SOME SHIT WITH ALL MIGHT AND THE GREAT DETECTIVE WHO IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE EXPLOSION LORD MURDER KING WILL FIND OUT

Shame: explosion lord murder king...?

Detective Explosion Lord: THE REST DIDN'T FIT OKAY

Deku: kacchan you never told me you liked to roleplay

Detective Explosion Lord:

Deku: i regret this

Deku: kacchan please stop coming towards me

Deku: kacCHAN I'M SORRY

Deku: I DIDN'T MEAN IT

Detective Explosion Lord: IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS DEKU

Deku: SEND HELPNSNSAJ

DETECTIVE EXPLOSION LORD: DIE

Shame: wow even his name was in caps, that's impressive

Ribbit: midoriya will be missed

Shoto: we never got to know the secret of his dad

Dadzawa: Get off your phones or I will expel all of you

Dad Might:.......

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Uravity: movie time! Let's all meet up at someone's dorm to have a movie night!

Deku: hey Uraraka! Good idea, who's should we meet at?

Creati: I think mine should be sufficient.

Shame: yaoyorozu, we can barely even walk in your room

Creati: Good point Kirishima. Shall we do it in yours then?

Shame: no no, mine has no room either

Ribbit: how about Todoroki's? He seemed to have enough space

Deku: i don't know if he has a tv

Uravity: what about yours then?

Deku: mine? No no no uh, we can't do that

Pikachu: why? You hidin somethin Midoriya?

Deku: you remember my All Might shrine right....?

Pikachu: oh yeah, forgot

Deku: exactly

Shoto: i don't have a tv guys

Shame: omg

Shame: we need to get Todoroki a tv guys

Shame #2: It's 10:00 PM.

Pikachu: eh we have time

Detective Explosion Lord: all might, mr. Aizawa, can we go out and buy a tv for icey hot?

Dadzawa: Do whatever, just take All Might with you.

Dad Might: Oh ho! It seems the principle is keeping me busy with paperwork. But never fear, Aizawa will be there but I'll try to make it next time

Shame: cool, mr. Aizawa, meet us at the entrance

Dadzawa: The fuck

Dadzawa: All Might you bastard

Deku: everyone here?

Shame #2: I think so.

Dadzawa: ugh

Dadzawa has changed his name to Ugh

Shame: look he finally found out how to change his name

Pikachu: and gave up on capitalizing his letters

Ugh: whatever let's go

Shoto: guys i didn't bring money

Creati:

Shame #2:

Shoto: good point

Deku: shoto you should get this one

Sparkle: oooooh first name basis already ;)

Shoto: looks pricey

Shame #2:

Creati:

Shoto: good point, let's get it

Deku: yayy!

Shoto: thank you izuku

Detective Explosion Lord: I've been betrayed by my assistant

Shoto:.......

Ugh: let's just leave with the damn tv, and no i am not joining movie night

Shame: awww come on mr. Aizawa

Alien Queen: yeah, it'll be fun!

Ugh: fine whatever

Uravity: anyone else notice that todoroki is the only one on first name basis with deku, and deku is the only one on first name basis with todoroki?

Pikachu: oh yeah, what's that about

Ugh: I'm curious

Shoto: it just happened i guess

Deku: out of the blue i called him shoto and yeah

Uravity: huh

Sparkle: are todoroki and midoriya dating?

Shoto: no?

Deku: what?

Ribbit: well you are sitting on todoroki's lap, midoriya

Deku:.......

Deku: there wasn't enough room okay

Detective Explosion Lord: shut up I'm playing the movie now

Deku: k

DetectIVE EXPLOSION LORD: BITCH DON'T K ME

Ugh: shut up this is the best part

Shame:......

Pikachu: we're watching the little mermaid......

Ugh: so?

Shame:........

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Dad Might: Oh Ho! Do not come to class today, it is cancelled.

Deku: what why? Also why are you telling us at 3:00 AM

Dad Might: Best be prepared. There is no reason for this, just uh, thought we'd give you a break.

Shame: and Mr. Aizawa agreed? I kinda doubt it, All Might

Ugh: no the school is overrun with paperwork due to the new dorms. Do whatever you want, just don't blow up the school

Dad Might: Shhhhh

Ugh: whatever

Deku: since I'm awake I'm gonna grab a coffee. Anyone joining me?

Detective Explosion Lord: I'll go if you buy me one

Deku: alright! Meet me outside your dorm

Detective Explosion Lord: HELL NO I'M COMING OVER THERE DON'T YOU DARE COME NEAR MY DORM

Deku: um okay

Uravity: i feel like i should go with them, only because Bakugou will probably end up fighting Deku like that one time

Shoto: same

Shame: eh Midoriya can take it like a man

Deku: huh??

Shame: go get em tiger

Shame:..... Rawr

Ribbit: please don't ever say rawr again, i physically cringed

Shame: got it

Detective Explosion Lord: deku what do you want

Deku: i think I'm gonna get an americano, All Might basically only gave me those

Shoto: another reason why I think All Might is Izuku's father

Deku: what about you kacchan? I'm buying so i need to know

Detective Explosion Lord: none of your business, deku. Move so i can order our shit

Deku: but I'm buying??

Detective Explosion Lord: no I'm buying

Deku: no it's fine kacchan, i said i would get it

Detective Explosion Lord: BITCH JUST LET ME PAY FOR YOUR GOD DAMN COFFEE

Deku: but kacchan

Detective Explosion Lord: I SAID MOVE BITCH

Detective Explosion Lord changed his name to Coffee King

Deku: kacchan you sent me flying across the room

Coffee King: SO? I BOUGHT YOU A DAMN AMERICANO, JUST TAKE IT LOSER

Shame: such a.... Gentleman?

Pikachu: let's go with that

Shame #2: So I'm taking a walk and I see Bakugou throwing Midoriya across the room and then giving him a coffee afterwards? Please explain

Deku: hi Iida! Wanna join us?

Coffee King: >:o

Shame #2:.......

Shame #2: Sorry Midoriya, but I think I will pass

Deku: aw okay, we'll be here if you would like to join us

Dad Might sent a picture

Dad Might: Just got me a "Lit" Americano

Shame: omg

Pikachu: my eyes

Shoto: Izuku, your father did the thing

Deku: All Might, for our sake please never say "Lit" ever again

Dad Might: Huh? Well okay then. What about O Shit Wuddup, or Damn Daniel

Deku: omg

Pikachu: the dead memes are killing my insides

Shame: not those.... Either

Dad Might: What's a "Dank Meme?"

Deku: kacchan would you like to watch a movie in my dorm

Coffee King: just this once, i will accept your offer

Shame: DON'T LEAVE

Pikachu: betrayal

Dad Might: So what are these Dank Memes?

Shame: I'm just gonna go back to bed

Dad Might: No wait

Dad Might: What is a Dank Meme?

Dad Might:

Dad Might: Hello?

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Shame: just Kirishima moments when you find your favorite hero with freckles laying on the pavement outside of the dorms

Shoto: what

Shame #2: Is he okay?

Deku: kacchan pushed me out the window after i beat him in mario kart

Coffee King: BITCH

Ugh: that's a stupid reason to throw someone out the window

Deku: ikr rude

Shame: anyway, I'm just chillin with the man himself in recovery girl's office

Shame sent a photo

Sparkle: why are you sitting on the bed with him? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shame: the chairs are being used for a meeting

Deku: i offered, it's fine

Shame: ^^

Sparkle: saucy

Deku: what?

Shame: nO

Deku: I'm confused

Shame: don't tell him

Shoto: nobody tell him

Deku: what? Why?

Shame: we must protect him

Shame changed his name to He Protecc

Shoto changed his name to He Also Attacc

Shame changed the group name to Green Bean Protection Squad

Deku: guys pls

Deku: kacchan just walked in and Kirishima growled lol

Coffee King: wtf

He Protecc: fight me like a man

Coffee King: OKAY

Deku: please don't

Coffee King: DEKU YOU WANNA JOIN IN?? HUH??

Deku: you literally threw me out the window for winning mario kart no thanks

Deku: Shoto heard his call and has now arrived, please send for someone responsible

Deku: they are all growling at eachother this is hilarious

Deku:

Deku: IIDA HELP

Shame #2: I am coming, don't worry

Deku: iida just kicked all three of them in the face and now kirishima is crying and laying flat on me while shoto is trying to drag him away and kacchan is trying to fight iida what

Sparkle: just shows that everyone loves you

Deku: what?

He Protecc: DON'T

He Also Attacc: SAY

Coffee King: ANOTHER

Shoto: word

Shame #2: AOYAMA

Deku: guys i am confused

Coffee King: YOU SHOULD BE YOU BASTARD

Shame #2: Ignore all of them, are you okay Midoriya?

Deku: um yes ty

Deku:

Deku: please stop beating eachother up, I'm leaving

Dad Might: Fighting with eachother is no good! Please do not do it again, or I will contact Mr. Aizawa who will punish you.

Dad Might:......

Dad Might: Are you listening?

Dad Might:

Dad Might: Young Midoriya, what chaos have you caused?

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Deku added Shin to Green Bean Protection Squad

Deku: hey guys! This is the student who will be joining class 1-A, Shinsou!

Shin: hello

Tail Fighter: wait, aren't you....

Shin: yes

Tail Fighter:......

Tail Fighter: well then

Pikachu: hey, you're that guy who nearly caused Midoriya to go out of bounds, welcome!

Shin: thank you

Uravity: we should have a movie night sometime to celebrate!

Shame #2: Great idea, Uraraka!

He Protecc: hey dude, welcome! Glad to have another manly guy here

Shin: manly.....? Thank you though

He Also Attacc: your quirk is pretty cool, i envy you a bit

Deku: *gasp*

Coffee King: HALF N HALF JUST PRAISED YOU, HOLY SHIT

Shin: why thank you, your quirk is quite powerful as well

He Also Attacc: thank you

Sparkle: i see Todoroki has made a new friend. Welcome, enjoy my presence-

Alien Queen: hi, welcome to class 1-A!

Shin: hello, and thank you

He Protecc: also, why is your name Shin?

Shin: midoriya made my account

Uravity: sounds like something Deku would name you

Ribbit: you would do that too Uraraka

Shin: may I ask the reasoning to your names?

Tail Fighter: don't answerrrrr

Shin:......

Shin: we're texting

Tail Fighter: good point

Tail Fighter: anyway, mine is because of my tail bases moves

Uravity: mine is my hero name!

Deku: same as Uraraka!

Shame #2: I failed a test

He Protecc: because I protecc

He Also Attacc: and I also attacc

Coffee King: deku and i had an argument about coffee this one time

Tape!!: i shoot tape out of my arms

Arms: my tentacles can make body parts and arms

Shin: arms are part of the body

Arms: i state my case

Alien Queen: i wanted this for my hero name, but Pinky works too

Sparkle: because I sparkle obviously

Koji:

Emo Kid: because the darkness runs through me

Creati: I decided to go with my hero name

Ribbit: ribbit

Guitar Is Art: well, the guitar is arm

Guitar Is Art: art*

Sugar: goes with my quirk I guess

Alien Queen: he makes a good cake

Sugar: thank you

Hidden: I'm invisible!

Pikachu: well i can give off electricity and pokemon is great

Guitar Is Art: nerd

Pikachu: shut up, everyone likes pokemon

Deku: i do!

Shin: continue

Dad Might: I don't know

Ribbit: he's like our collective dad

Dad Might: Thank you

Ugh: because im done

Shin: sounds reasonable

He Protecc: shinsou, why did you just walk out of Midoriya's room

He Also Attacc:........

Uravity: *sharp inhalation*

Ribbit:

Coffee King: IMA FUCK YOU UP BOY

Shame #2: May I inquire to why you were in Midoriya's room?

Deku: guys we were hanging out

Shin: i see, this is war

Deku: Shin??

Deku: why is the whole class outside my dorm oh no

Deku: why

Deku: why

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He Protecc changed his name to Red Hair

Shame #2 changed his name to Blue Hair

He Also Attacc changed his name to Hair

Deku: guys??

Red Hair: we were hanging out in Iida's place and started talking about hair

Deku: i see

Uravity: I'm bored, anyone wanna do something?

Deku: we could go shopping, to um, maybe make up for that one time

Uravity: j-just us?

Deku: uhh if that's okay

Uravity: no that's fine, meet at the school entrance?

Deku: yeah!

Sparkle: so like a date-

Alien Queen: OMG SO CUTE

Uravity: what no no

Deku: that was not my intention, we're just friends, going on a friendly shopping trip, purely platonic

Uravity: uh yeah totally

Sparkle: tbh the whole class is looking over my shoulder with the intent to kill

Deku: why?

Uravity: letsjustgo

Deku: alright!

Blue Hair: Totally not jealous at all, what will you be getting?

Deku: idk, where do you wanna go first, Uraraka?

Uravity: we could stop for some icecream, I've been meaning to get some

Deku: sounds great! And after that we can go clothes shopping or something? Is that what people do

Uravity: uh yeah, sounds grand!

Blue Hair: nOT JEALOUS AT ALL

Blue Hair: *cough*

Sparkle: i understand buddy

Pikachu: ^^

Red Hair: ^^

Hair:

Ribbit: bakugou seems surprisingly calm

Ribbit:

Ribbit: nvm he just broke down his door and threw his tv out

Arms:.......

Arms: tokoyami, how are you fairing?

Emo Kid: i am listening to mcr to drown out the jealousy and envy in my soul

Arms: reasonable

Ugh: lol, just saw midoriya carrying uraraka bc she twisted her ankle or something

Hair:

Blue Hair: I understand your pain, Todoroki, but it's really cold now

Hair:

Hair:

Red Hair: you good man?

Hair: no

Red Hair: same buddy, let's all meet in iida's dorm and cry

Hair: sounds good

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Yeah, I fucked up big time and forgot this existed. Probably will be updating this around November, or maybe I'll do a Halloween special or something. School started and I'm busy as hell so sorry for the long wait! Deuces!

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uh, long time no see? i completely forgot about this for awhile. updates might begin soon in maybe within week or so at like 2 am.
i slip up a lot, sorry, but hey i might be back for a little while

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Ugh - wow look @ bakugou getting his ass kicked, someone help him lol

Creati - Uhh, Mr. Aizawa? Why are you texting in battle? And is Bakugou okay?

Ugh - imean yea he'll probs be fine but i want to see his face when he's saved uwu

Alien Queen - Aizawa did u just uwu

Ugh - uwu

Coffee King - FUCK YOU

Coffee King changed his name to The Winner

Deku - why?

The Winner - BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING BEAT THIS GUY'S ASS INTO TH

Blue Hair - Bakugou? Bakugou are you alright?

Ugh sent a photo

Ugh - lmao look at problem child #1 getting saved by problem child #2 he looks like he wtd

Blue Hair - Aizawa, is that your blood in the photo...?

Ugh - ye

Red Hair - Midoriya, wow, such manliness

Yuga - wow i want to be saved by midoriya

The Winner - SHUT UP WITH YOUR CHEESE ASS HE DID NOT SAVE ME

Deku - technically

The Winner - BITCH

Blue Hair - Are we ignoring the fact that Mr. Aizawa is literally dying???

Deku - omgmraizawaareyouokay

Ugh sent a photo

Blue Hair - wHY ARE YOU TAKING SELFIES, SOMEONE GET HELP

Ugh - no it's okay just leave me to bleed idc

Deku - ^^

The Winner - ^^

Sparkle - wow big mood

Deku - large mood

Guitar Is Art - extra large mood

Hair - extraordinarily large mood

Creati - I'm getting help

Blue Hair - No, no, I'm faster, no worries

Creati - But I'm'nt really doing anything, I can do it

Blue Hair - I'm'nt...? And no, already there, help coming

Creati - Kaminari taught it to me. Is I'm'nt not short for I'm not?

Guitar Is Art - literally never listen to him again, also never say that again

Creati - Good to know

Ugh sent a photo

Ugh - look it's my only friends

Blue Hair - i should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

Ugh -

Ugh - but cha didn't

Red Hair - HAHAHA

Deku - guys, we g o t t a g o

Ugh - yeet

Deku - please stop