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v-nikiforov

[Video: A short clip where Victor is laying dramatically on the couch with miserable expression. “Heartbreaker” by Marina and the Diamonds is playing.]

13,481 likes

v-nikiforov✓ Am I the another one? (((

 

vitYASS victor,,,, honey,,,, i lvoe you so much,,,, but WHY are you like this.

red-blue-gay but??? does that mean that somebody has broken victor’s heart???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND

christophe-gc ✓ You’re ridiculous.

starsaregay But who recorded it?? Makkachin???

vityathebabe user @starsaregay asking the real question.

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The adventures of Yuuri "Heartbreaker" Katsuki, or: how Yuuri became known as a cold player full of himself who doesn't care about anyone. (Hint: it's an anxiety and obliviousness.)

Notes:

1. if some of these users exist, i'm sorry - i made almost all of them myself, 2 are my friend's
2. pls don't click on any of the twitter links, i have no idea if they work. the link to the youtube video tho - you should check it.
3. this fic is a mess with dates lmao
4. i can't believe i wrote 6k fic only containing social media shitposts
5. for me it's canon, considering all of the "you took victor from the world"s and how almost every stranger receives yuuri

title from "bubblegum bitch" ofc

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Radar Online ✓ @radar_online

Yuuri Katsuki: cute guy or cold playboy? Classmates reveal the truth! https;//t.co/dfbkj3Z7j8

 

People ✓ @people

“He doesn’t care about anyone. I know about ten people who have a crush on him and he’s the kind of guy that basks in this.” Shocking news about famous ice-skater! https;//t.co/pstjv7ED6r

 

Now ✓ @celebsnow

Ever wondered who Yuuri Katsuki is? https;//t.co/eyzng7Wt6

 

BuzzFeed ✓ @BuzzFeed

Ten most popular figure skaters in 2012! https;//t.co/oyw7dFj43e

 


 

kateyes (theredot) wrote in yuurikatsukifc

 

yuuri katsuki, a known heartbreaker

 

did y’all see what american gossip mags have been writing about? i don’t think japanese fandom has found about it yet lmao.

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  • 24 comments

 

reply from axelmybody

Honestly I don’t even know what to think? We don’t really know much about him and these guys from his college sound legit. Idk.

 

reply from daisie-s

from what we, as a fandom, know, this sounds like utter bullshit. do you really think that yuuri is the kind of a person who treats people like objects????

 

reply from uniflower

^^^^^^^^this. All of you really believe what radar online has to say lmao?

 

reply from extra-frin

it sounds like stupid gossips and nothing more. yuuri is a private person, but i like to think that i stan a sweet, normal guy, and not the next nikiforov.

 

reply from daisie-s

you: stan yuuri
also you: insult victor

choose one.

 

  • Expand 19 comments

 


 

phichit+chu

 

[Image: Study group in a library. Yuuri is sitting in the middle, reading the textbooks, while six other people are looking at him with captivation. Phichit is in the corner of the picture, winking at the camera.]

 

1,128 likes

 

phichit+chu Your local heartbreaker! #katsukiyuuri #bf #studying

 

 

4salchow You ever relate to some random guys,,,

 

tinfoil @4salchow same

 

startsuki TBH MOOD

 

redgreenred So the gossips are real?????

 

phichit+chu @redgreenred yuuri isn’t some gross playboy, but we all have a weakness for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

axelmybody @phichit+chu relatable

 

spinss-ss @phichit+chu @axelmybod wheres the lie tho lmao

 


 

KatTheEyes reblogged keithkg

 

 

ktsk-yuu

Okay guys. Since American media has begun to take interest in Yuuri (I mean, finally, but,,,) there’s a lot of misconception going around here.

Katsuki Yuuri is NOT a selfish, arrogant guy, okay. We don’t know what his love life is like, but we do know what he’s like in public - Yuuri’s a shy, anxious, lovely to his fans guy, and  n o t  a n  a s s h o l e. All of you can have your fun, but to create this fake playboy image is just not cool. I, as any other Yuuri fan, am delighted to see that more people see his talent etc. but the increase of some weird rpfs and arts is worrying and all of you spread misinformation, causing other skaters’ fans to treat Yuuri unfairly.

 

So, with that in mind, let’s begin my post:

 

What do you need to know about Katsuki Yuuri, a.k.a The Japan’s Ace.

 

read more

 

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l-i-like-you-a-lot

 

tumblr dot com user @ktsk-yuu doing god’s work

 

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official-gracie

 

I’ve cried while reading this. I love my boy so much.

 

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keithkg

 

i want to send this to every new yuuri fan, i swear.

 

Source: ktsk-yuu        #katsuki yuuri #figure skating  #ice skating #PREAAAAAAAAACH

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moddy-mod (officialYK) wrote in yuurikatsukifc

 

Yuuri discourse and how it affects him

 

Let’s be real for a while guys. Yuuri has anxiety - everybody knows this - and is deeply self-conscious about his public image. A lot of you have been angrily posting around to quiet down the gossips (it’s been months and it seems that every new Yuuri fan comes from BuzzFeed…) bc how’d Yuuri react if he saw this.

 

I don’t think it’s possible. He’s not big on social media (( yeah, I know )) and what we know from interviews, he has a ban on checking news about himself, so unless someone around him directly asks, it’s not a big deal. Yeah, it’s a shitty situation, but he’s not a baby you have to protect.

 

So - someone will probably ask him about it, but for now we can’t do much. We can post how wrong this is and probably a lot of people will see this, sure. So don’t stress about is so much, because if Phichit is joking around about it, then Yuuri’s fine. A couple of people from his college said that he is a cold heartbreaker and American media followed up on that. There could be a much worse scandal.

 

  • 74 comments

 

katie-the-mvp

 

[Image: A selfie with a black girl and an Asian boy who are wearing hats and scarfs. They’re both smiling and the girl is blushing.]

 

149 likes

 

katie-the-mvp Hanging out with my man before he leaves for the competition! #consofbeingfriendswithanathlete

 

 

phichit+chu looking good *^*

 

ch(ee)rios Katie did you go out with the love of my life without me? :/

 

katie-the-mvp @ch(ee)rios ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

angaylica @ch(ee)rios @katie-the-mvp pfff we all know that i’m the superior friend

 

phichit+chu @angaylica @ch(ee)rios @katie-the-mvp yeah sure ;*******

 

rabarbar I was straight??? And now I’m not????

 

ch(ee)rios @rabarbar the Yuuri Katsuki effect my man

 


 

icenetwork ✓ @icenetwork

#FigureSkating #Fukuoka #GrandPrixFinal #solists

[Image: chart with skaters who qualified to the Final and their scores, with Victor Nikiforov at the top.]

 

katsuki’s axel @mvttea

yuuri has been underscored, as always. disappointed, but not surprised.

 

 icenetwork ✓ @icenetwork

#FigureSkating #Fukuoka #GrandPrixFinal #solists

(112 retweets, 287 likes)

 

bri | 9 days! @tomay2

@mvttea wow salty much. Katsuki has terrible jumps and his TES are one of the worst (is that really shocking with his 4S?)

(3 likes)

 

katsuki’s axel @mvttea

@tomay2 sorry can’t hear ya above the sound of yuuri’s +3 GOE 3A and all of the skater’s tears at his ina bauer

(12 retweets, 86 likes)

 


 

phichit+chu

 

[Video: Slightly blurred, dark video, evidently at the party. Yuuri closes his eyes and then downs seven shots, one after another, without a break. The camera pans to the group of silent people and one girl murmurs “wow”.]

 

62,806 likes

 

phichit+chu The champion. #katsukiyuuri #hedidntpuke #wow #katsudamn

 

 

vitYASS BITCH WH A T  T HE FU CCCCCCCK

 

ch(ee)rios THIS IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

 

ouiouiami i want to throw up just looking at this, is he a human?

 

startsuki I thank god every day for the gift that is Yuuri Katsuki.

 

editmeddy TAG YOURSELF I’M THE WOW

 

blue-red-gay @editmeddy i’m the shots

 

kateyes @editmeddy @blue-red-gay i’m the dude in the background that has his gay crisis

 

4salchow is it viral yet? i saw it on the vine.

 


 

mvttea reblogged startsuki

 

 

spinss-ss

 

yall i have a question. what’s your favourite yuuri moment.

 

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vityathebabe

 

when he jumped a clean 3A+3T+3T+2T on the practice and then tripped when he skated to the barriers

 

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ktsk-yuu

 

when he won gold at junior worlds and while being interviewed said that he just wants to go back home and do his english homework

 

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axelmybody

 

that one Japanese interview when he was seventeen and was so tired that he said he wouldn’t mind if Victor Nikiforov skated on him. iconic. he realized what he said after fifteen seconds.

 

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kale-hale

 

maybe not exactly yuuri moment but when the commentator was talking and then camera showed yuuri taking off his glasses and she stuttered

 

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quad-axel

 

remember when he was waiting for his turn and fell asleep and when celestino woke him up he screamed “I’M NOT SLEEPING, MY BLOOD SUGAR IS LOW”

 

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keithkg

 

all of phichit’s drunk yuuri videos, but especially that one where he lifted a guy and a girl simultaneously and someone screamed

 

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babysugar

 

when phichit said that he didn’t recognize yuuri when he first saw him, bc yuuri was sleepy, had eye bags, looked like a mess, and was pouring energy drink into his coffee

 

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rabarbar

 

HIS COMING OUT LMAO THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

 

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reyswife

 

a couple of years ago when he was being interviewed by english reporter and he started speaking in japanese, looked irritated that the reporter was staring at him weirdly, said something else in japanese, and then Realized and run away.

 

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startsuki

 

did y’all forget that for almost two years he is viewed as a cold, heartless heartbreaker who ignores everyone, AND THAT IS BECAUSE of his OBLIVIOUSNESS of his classmates’ crush on him, I C O N I C.  at the same time he is known as “the figure skater with the world's biggest glass heart”.

 

Source: spinss-ss    #YUURI KATSUKI CONTINUES TO BE THE MOST RELATABLE AND ICONIC PERSON ON THE PLANET   #I LOVE HIM SO!!! MUCH!!!

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moddy-mod (officialYK) wrote in yuurikatsukifc

 

Summary of Yuuri’s 2014-15 season

 

If you are the member of this group you probably know all of this, but ya know, it’s a tradition. Plus not everyone likes to go through the middle-of-the-season-screaming to know the results.

 

Yuuri got silver in Skate America, but he was fourth in Rostelecom Cup and due to the low points didn’t end up in the Final (don’t scream about it here, we have Judges constantly underscore Yuuri?! (link) and ISU CAN EAT MY FUCKING FOOT (link))

 

He went and got gold at Japanese Nationals - his third consecutive win, may I add. (Low TES my ass.)

 

The next event was Four Continents Championships, where Yuuri beat his personal best (!!!) and got silver!!! (★^O^★)

 

At the Winter Asian Games he got gold, making this his second consecutive win!! (人´∀`).☆.。.:*・°

 

At the Worlds he ended fifth, but considering Victor, Chris, and Cao, I say we’re good.

 

He got bronze at World Team Trophy (did y’all see Minami this whole time lol).

 

We want to congratulate Yuuri on his medals and wish him luck in the next season!!! PLS @ ISU LET HIM FINALLY GO TO THE GPF.

 

CONGRATS AND RELAX A LITTLE, YUURI! ♥

 

  • 120 comments

 


 

ch(ee)rios

 

[Image: Selfie with a handsome white dark-haired person and Yuuri. Yuuri is smiling widely, his eyes are sparkling, he’s in his free skate costume, and he is holding a silver medal. He has his hair combed backwards and is wearing glasses. The person next to him is blushing furiously.]

 

949 likes

 

ch(ee)rios I need to sit. I don’t feel my legs. #theloveofmylife #skateamerica #gottacheeronyourlove #katsukiyuuri #katsudamn

 

 

katie-the-mvp i am,,,, crying,,,,

 

ktsk-yuu GOD IS REAL

 

phichit+chu i’ll show him this.

 

ch(ee)rios @phichit+chu I’ll kill you.

 

phichit+chu @ch(ee)rios i’ll report you :/

 

angaylica WHY AM I NOT THERE

 

rabarbar wow good to know that my non-straightness still exists

 

editmeddy OMG ARE YOU YUURI’S IRL FRIEND

 


 

BuzzFeed ✓ @BuzzFeed

Is Yuuri Katsuki America’s Dearest Sweetheart or Cold Jackass? https;//t.co/gwq7T9Ogsp

 

yuuri katsuki deserves better @kale-hale

are you serious lmao

 

BuzzFeed ✓ @BuzzFeed

Is Yuuri Katsuki America’s Dearest Sweetheart or Cold Jackass? https;//t.co/gwq7T9Ogsp

(5 retweets, 19 likes)

 

katsuki’s axel @mvttea
@kale-hale I THOUGHT THIS MEME DIED 3 YEARS AGO OH MY GODDDD SJDVWJHVDNK

 

yuuri katsuki deserves better @kale-hale

@mvttea I’M SURE HALF OF THE FANDOM DOESN’T EVEN REMEMBER THIS WHY DID THEY BRING IT BACK FUCKKK

(9 likes)

 

katsuki’s axel @mvttea
@kale-hale also “america’s sweetheart” i’m pissing. yuuri: has tatooed ‘i love japan’ on his forehead. american media: woW WE LOVE THIS AMERICAN ATHLETE, AN AMERICAN ICON

(7 retweets, 31 likes)

 

 

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu

Do you think Yuuri Katsuki (Japanese figure skater) is a playboy and a douchebag?

 

60%    Yes    

40%    No

1,476 votes  • Final results

(463 retweets, 1338 likes)

 

Penny @iwapoles

seems like a good time to bring the most amazing post about yuuri by ktsk-yuu

(71 retweets, 248 likes)

 

see bio! @officialYK

what the fuck

(420 retweets, 910 likes)

 


 

officialYK

 

(...)

INTERVIEWER : You’ve been really famous in the gossips circles recently, right?

 

KATSUKI: *nervous laughter* Ah, I’m not really active in the social area. I actually avoid any news about me or anything like that.

 

I: So you don’t know anything about the scandal?



K: S-Scandal…?

 

I: In 2012 there have been gossips that you like to change romantic partners really quick and don’t care about their feelings. Recently, after your friend’s viral video, some again looked into it and made an article and interviewed your classmates, who had many things to say.

 

K:

 

I: Do you want to say anything about this situation? People are very curious. You’ve never reacted to any of it.

 

K: No comment.

 

I: But…

 

K: No comment. Excuse me, I gotta go.

 

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keithkg

I know that it’s not funny, but…

yuuri: *exists*
media: WOW SUCH A PLAyBOY, A CASANOVA
like….. how do you assume that just by looking at him

 

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ktsk-yuu

 

it’s the way he squints without glasses and ignores everyone bc of anxiety, trust me.

 

Source: officialYK      #poor boy #i hate media ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  #yuuri katsuki  #figure skating #katsudamn

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startsuki

 

[Image: a collage of various people’s posts with the tag #katsudamn.]

 

483 likes

 

startsuki I think it’s kind of a forever fandom thing and it’s your fault @phichit+chu.

 

 

phichit+chu ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 


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phichit+chu

 

[Image: Photo of Yuuri in a dorm, dipping a widely smiling person in a dance. There are other people and the atmosphere seems comfortable. Yuuri is laughing.]

 

8,850 likes

 

phichit+chu Is this #katsudamn or #katscute, we’ll never know. #bf #katsukiyuuri #gotthesemoves @ch(ee)rios

 

 

angaylica I would like to know if you can stop adding pictures of me on your famous instagram without my consent.

 

phichit+chu @angaylica ;;;;

 

ch(ee)rios if you zoom close enough, you can pinpoint the moment i’ve decided to die for this boy

 

vitYASS HE’S SO CUTE OH MY GODD

 

axelmybody damn phichit, back at it again with blessing Yuuri’s fans

 


 

1--20 of 54 Works in Katsuki Yuuri/Phichit Chulanont

 

2 Works in Katsuki Yuuri/Ch(ee)rios

 


 

spinss-ss

 

[Video: Yuuri dancing to Crazy in Love, added by Phichit on Youtube.]

 

20,629 likes

 

spinss-ss I LITERALLY HAVE NO WORDS #katsukiyuuri #katsudamn

 

 

ktsk-yuu JEsUS FUKCING CHR ISt  

 

axelmybody MY DICK IS HARD AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A DICK

 

startsuki i’ve watched this like 30 times and i still didn’t recover. how in the fuck this man is real

 

daduuri WOW HEARTBREAKER YUURI STRIKES AGAIN

 

ch(ee)rios :’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’)

 


 

Sara Crispino ✓ @SaraSkating

Guess who I’ve found?? #Sochi #KatsukiYuuri

[Photo: Selfie of Sara and Yuuri. Yuuri has his hair slicked back and is squinting a little without glasses. Sara is winking and holding up the peace sign.]

(620 retweets, 2,370 likes)

 

chaddiest chad @euphori

@SaraSkating ahhhh i missed you both together!

 

Katty @people-poeple

@SaraSkating you are friends from junior division right??

 

2 DAYS! @kale-hale

@SaraSkating people-poeple yup, sara even said a couple years ago that she had a crush on him when she was 13

 

Katty @people-poeple

@SaraSkating @kale-hale IS EVERY SKATER IN LOVE WITH YUURI KATSUKI

 

2 DAYS! @kale-hale

@SaraSkating @people-poeple idk but i wouldn’t be surprised if even victor had hots for him

 


 

moddy-mod (officialYK) wrote in yuurikatsukifc

 

GRAND PRIX FINALS!!!!!

 

AS YOU KNOW (and if you don’t then???? where are you living????) YUURI FINALLY QUALIFIED TO THE GPF!!! AFTER YESTERDAY’S SHORT PROGRAM HE IS 3RD, MAKING THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM MEDALING VERY REAL. YUURI HAS AN UNFORTUNATE HISTORY OF PLACING HIGH AFTER SHORT PROGRAM, ONLY TO CRASH AND BURN AT FREE SKATE, SO LET’S CHEER HIM ON WITH OUR WHOLE HEARTS!

 

You know the rules, no bad-mouthing others, even when you’re petty as hell.

 

Good luck Yuuri ♥♥♥

 

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  • 138 comments

 

reply from ktsk-yuu

guys, i’m so!!!!!!!! IM YODELING

 

reply from axelmybody

would it sound bad if i’d tell you that i don’t really care about any of the skaters here, only yuuri? (maybe except victor, but you know,,,,, that’s victor)

 

reply from rabarbar

I know jack shit about figure skating, but Yuuri Katsuki could crush me and I would thank him, so here I am.

 

reply from keithkg

relatable

reply from helpless-for-ya

me

 

reply from startsuki

yuuri in this outfit,,,,,,,,, MY SKIN IS CLEAR. MY CROPS ARE THRIVING. MY GRADES ARE UP. I HAVE 20/20 VISION. THE SUN IS SHINING.

 

  • Expand 53 comments

 

reply from tis-the-crown

!!!! there he is, thERE HE IS

 

reply from clearane

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

  • Expand 12 comments

 

reply from startsuki

oh no

 

reply from ktsk-yuu

fuck i’m crying

 

reply from iwapoles

I’m ugly sobbing in the library rn

 

reply from spinss-ss

what thefuck whatthefuck what th e ufck

 

  • Expand 63 comments

 


 

christophe-gc

 

[Image: A few skaters from the GPF are posing for the picture and smiling. Yuuri is smiling widely, his eyes are sparkling and his tie is loose. Victor Nikiforov is looking at him fondly. The rest are looking into the camera.]

 

49,293 likes

 

cristophe-gc ✓ Yours truly. #FigureSkating #Sochi2015 #banquet #spotthekatsudamn #theonlyphotoicanupload

 

 

ktsk-yuu ????? YUURI AND VICTOR VICTOR AND YUURI????

 

axelmybody I’m really glad to see Yuuri smiling :) Hope he was having fun.

 

countrelp am i the only one seeing 16 empty flutes on the table. damn these skaters know how to have fun.

 

redefiningbrav tag yourself i’m Victor

 

ch(ee)rios @redefiningbrav i’m victor

 

fly-my-head @redefiningbrav I’m Victor

 

meg-baby @redefiningbrav i’m yuuri’s tie

 


 

ISU Figure Skating ✓ @ISU_Figure

Japan’s Top Skater Katsuki Yuuri Planning on Retiring? #FigureSkating #JapansAce https;//t.co/wois71CVy6

 

katsuki’s axel crying rn @mvttea

shut the fuuuuck upp

 

ISU Figure Skating ✓ @ISU_Figure
Japan’s Top Skater Katsuki Yuuri Planning on Retiring? #FigureSkating #JapansAce https;//t.co/wois71CVy6

 

julie @owls0city

idk what all of you see in katsuki. medicore skater; sure, has nice moves, but this is skating and his jumps suck. could be a dancer, not figure skater

(2 retweets, 4 likes)

 

cory @twojastara

@owls0city twoja stara

(7 likes)

 

julie @owls0city

@twojastara could you maybe speak to me in english??? why did you write your @

 

cory @twojastara

@owls0city twoja stara pusty dzbanie

 


 

v-nikiforov

 

[Video: A short clip where Victor is laying dramatically on the couch with miserable expression. “Heartbreaker” by Marina and the Diamonds is playing.]

 

13,481 likes

 

v-nikiforov ✓ Am I the another one? (((

 

 

vitYASS victor,,,, honey,,,, i lvoe you so much,,,, but WHY are you like this.

 

v-nikiforov ✓ @vitYASS blame my mama. wonderful @ by the way.

 

losthered rip user vitYASS it was nice knowing you

 

lolit @vitYASS @losthered rip in pizza

 

red-blue-gay but??? does that mean that somebody has broken victor’s heart???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND

 

christophe-gc ✓ You’re ridiculous.

 

vitYASS brb gotta Die

 

starsaregay But who recorded it?? Makkachin???

 

vityathebabe user @starsaregay asking the real question.

 


 

phichit+chu

 

[Image: Dorm room, with one half of it empty and clean.]

 

4,900 likes

 

phichit+chu The hardest thing is to say goodbye… #bf #katsukiyuuri

 

 

angaylica I thought that i’ve cried hard enough this whole week, but turns out I was wrong.

 

ch(ee)rios hey gyus its gonna be arlight

 

katie-the-mvp we weren’t on the best terms lately, but… hug him for me, phichit

 

phichit+chu @angaylica @ch(ee)rios @katie-the-mvp  (个_个)

 

ktsk-yuu yeah don’t mind me just crying quietly

 


 

moddy-mod (officialYK) wrote in yuurikatsukifc

 

Season 2015-16…

 

Yeah.

 

But let’s not dwell on the negative.

 

Yuuri won two silvers in his Grand Prix assignments - NHK Trophy and Skate Canada. He got into Grand Prix Final, first in his Senior division! That’s a positive thing. He ended sixth after his free skate, but that still means he was the sixth best skater in the competition.

 

After ending 11th in Nationals, he couldn’t go to the 4CC or Worlds. There wasn’t an official statement, but Yuuri is probably retiring, so that’s the end of this season for him.

 

I’m sorry.

 

  • 290 comments

 


 

【Yuri Katsuki】Tried to Skate Victor Nikiforov's FS【Stammi Vicino】

 

1,798,257 views

 

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Mister Baldy the Bald Man

CHRIS????????????

I AM????

heLP

mr steal your DICK

??what

Mister Baldy the Bald Man

you know

after the banquet i digged a little about yuuri

 

mr steal your DICK

like a thirsty hoe that you are, yes

 

Mister Baldy the Bald Man

shush

so there’s a lot of articles about him being really  cold and selfish right?? and lots of posts on tumblr
or insta. there’s even a video compilation in which  he ignores everyone in various competitions and
acts like he doesn’t care

and so i thought “well, maybe we’ll have a little fun, i don’t want anything stable, he’s not that kind
of a guy, i just want to change something” right

 

mr steal your DICK

yeah……

 

Mister Baldy the Bald Man

WELL I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF YUURI THESE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT THAT’S NOT HIM  AT  A L L

HE’S SO CUTE????? AND SHY????? AND HE DOESN’T LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND I DIE EVERY TIME

help m,e

 

mr steal your DICK

lm a o

 

Mister Baldy the Bald Man

(((((((( Chris

it’s not funny

please

i WASN’T PREPARED OKAY

I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THESE FEELINGS

HE WAS DIFFERENT IN SOCHI

 

mr steal your DICK

L M A O

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v-nikiforov

 

[Image: Selfie of Victor smiling widely with Makkachin. In the background there is a building.]

 

9,670 likes

 

v-nikiforov ✓ #ninja #HasetsuCastle #Japan

 

 

startsuki tag yourself, i’m victor giving no sign of living for almost a month after rumors of him coaching yuuri and then uploading a pic on instagram

 

vityathebabe aHHHHHHHH YOU’RE IN YUURI’S TOWN

 

BEASTiallyfun DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE RETIRING

 

4salchow :(((( Victor pls no

 


 

daisie-s reblogged l-i-like-you-a-lot

 

 

axelmybody

 

figure skating fandom right now:

[a meme of guy walking with pizzas into the burning room with everybody screaming]

 

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ktsk-yuu

 

asjdbhhbkjbds WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

 

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officialYK

 

I wonder if Yuuri is still alive lmao.

 

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spinss-ss

 

I SENT HIM VICTOR POSTERS A FEW MONTHS AGO TO CHEER HIM UP, AND THEN HE GETS THE REAL VICTOR, I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

 

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keithkg

 

@spinss-ss could you send me some posters of mila if it works like that

 

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vitYASS

 

does anyone even know what is happening????

 

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officialYK

 

@vitYASS Supposedly Victor flew to Japan to coach Yuuri after seeing him skate “Stammi Vicino”. Cue everybody screaming. Russian fans are probably flying to Japan right now.

 

edit: apparently Yuri Plisetsky also flew to Japan. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

 

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giacomeonmetti

 

yall are a Mess lmao, i’m just chilling here and watching the chaos

 

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l-i-like-you-a-lot

 

KATSUDAMN BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH EVERYBODY CRUSHING ON HIM

 

Source: axelmybody    #from what i saw there are 2 main theories:  #victor is a victim of katsudamn #or #hes bored and probably using yuuri  #(yall remember that chris’ selfie from banquet???? boy is smitten lmao)

1,273 notes

 


 

yuri_plisetsky

 

[Image: Selfie with Yuri and Yuuri before the competition. Yuuri is smiling and Yuri is frowning at the camera.]

 

12,732 likes

 

yuri_plisetsky ✓ I’ll crush you. #onsenonice #katsudon #hasetsu

 

 

yuriangels-21 OMG YURI WE LOVE YOU GOOD LUCK

 

ktsk-yuu yuuri is soft,,,,, ahhhHh

 

plisetskiing yuri never posts anything with his rivals, so that probably means he likes yuuri lmao

 

quading @plisetskiing lmao who doesn’t

 

red-blue-gay @plisetskiing well yuri flew to japan just because of yuuri lol

 


 

startsuki

 

[Image: HD photo of Yuuri in Victor’s old costume in the beginning pose of “Eros”.]

 

12,300 likes

 

startsuki brb dying right now #katsukiyuuri #KATSUDAMN #ineedwater

 

 

ktsk-yuu HOLY  F U CK

 

ch(ee)rios (Person With Folded Hands ≊ Folded Hands) (Person With Folded Hands ≊ Folded Hands) (Person With Folded Hands ≊ Folded Hands) (Person With Folded Hands ≊ Folded Hands) (Person With Folded Hands ≊ Folded Hands) (Person With Folded Hands ≊ Folded Hands)

 

red-blue-gay I KNOW WE’RE ALL SCREAMING BECAUSE OF YUURI, BUT DO ALL OF YALL REMEMBER THAT THIS COSTUME SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENTS BONDAGE AND LINGERIE

 

holdcriesback me: haha yuuri is greatly mischaracterised in the media and it’s been like this for as long as i can remember :) yuuri: *skates a sexual program about seducting people* me: fuck.

 

vitYASS pls pray for victor

 

impulsivesneak W I G

 

impulsivesneak also he can choke me with these thighs

 

personaloff28 finally a perfect program for Katsuki considering his character :)))

 

red-blue-gay @personaloff28 lmao fuck off janet

 


 

cory @twojastara

medias are stupid as fuck, but you have to admit that yuuri doesn’t help. he was asked six (6) times about his romantic history and everytime he responded “no comment” like he couldn’t care more

(22 likes)

 

katsuki’s axel @mvttea

@twojastara yeah but yuuri doesn’t owe anything to them. his private life is his private life. 

(7 likes)

 

cory @twojastara

@mvttea i know what you mean dude and i agree, but it’s the truth. that’s what started this whole clusterfuck in the first place - yuuri’s indifference

(3 likes)

 

katsuki’s axel @mvttea

@twojastara sure. but still - this situation is ugly and i’ve noticed that there’s more and more people claiming to be his fans and still spitting that bullshit 1/2

 

katsuki’s axel @mvttea

@twojastara 2/2 and i’m just tired. yuuri doesn’t deserve this and i’m!!! so happy!!! for eros!!!! and his comeback!!!! holy shit i think i cried for 3 days str8
but ://////

 


 

feathers-and-me reblogged priceofbrain

 

quad-axel

 

i Cannot believe that i have to write this in the holy year of 2016, but apparently some of you can’t search for more than half an hour before saying you’re someone’s fan.

 

!!!yuuri katsuki is not the person media creates him to be!!!

 

it was a misunderstanding that media picked up. IT WAS IN 2012 FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

 

yuuri doesn’t hide the fact that he has anxiety and doesn’t like too much of attention. we have wonderful @officialYK who respects that and every event or merch they organize is with that in mind.

 

Yuuri Katsuki is a sweet, respectful, considerate person and a total babe. You, as his fans, shouldn’t feel bad when he ignores you in the competition - yeah, it can hurt, but he always says that he’s very stressed then and doesn’t really notice anything. It’s not the result of his apparent rudeness and being an asshole - just a poor mental health.

 

this whole thing was caused by a couple of his college classmates saying how much they fancy him and how cool he is. some of them mentioned that he’s not really an open person and ignores everyone nice and/or flirty. Which apparently means that someone is an asshole, not just uncomfortable. and yuuri never talked about his feelings and always says “no comment” about his past relationships, so it’s easy to assume.

 

there is a much better analysis of yuuri done by @ktsk-yuu iN 2012 WHEN THIS WHOLE SHITSTORM STARTED. i think you should update it.

 

BUT the point is - read about yuuri. check out some of his interviews. the best are the japanese ones (you can easily find them with eng subs here) because he’s more comfortable in them. WATCH his programs ffs. don’t assume you know him just because you read “10 times Yuuri Katsuki showed that his Heartbreaker nickname is accurate” from BuzzF*ed lmao.

 

also it’s really gross, bc you probably see him this way mostly because he is bisexual. newsflash - if someone’s bi doesn’t mean they’re a dick who changes lovers like socks.

 

(and one more thing - just because he’s not an asshole who plays with people doesn’t mean he can’t skate “Eros”. this program is a goddamn masterpiece and just because you have some weird “innocent smol baby” vision of yuuri doesn’t mean that he’s like this either. he can skate whatever he wants jesus fuck)

 

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spinss-ss

 

can i tattoo this post on my forehead

 

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priceofbrain

 

we, as yuuri katsuki fans, have so mcuh Shit to deal with. why didn’t i dedicate my life to idk, crocheting, instead of this godforsaken sport.

 

Source: quad-axel     #WHEN BRI IS ANGRY IT FUCKING SHOOOOWSSS  #I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY FIRSTBORN BC OF THIS POST  #I AM CONSTANTLY ANGRY SINCE 2012 #AND YOU FUCKERS DONT HELP IT  #figure skating #yuuri katsuki #check your facts lads jfc

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mr steal your DICK

( link )

they might as well be throwing shade at u

 

Mister Baldy the Bald Man

uhh you want to be blocked again????

 

mr steal your DICK

i’m just saying

you’re the kind of a person who reads 10 buzzfeed articles abt him for 30 mins and
then declares that he’s the love of your life

 

Mister Baldy the Bald Man

listen it’s in the PAST okay

i know yuuri know

 

mr steal your DICK

(;biblically even heh

 

Mister Baldy the Bald Man

yeah... sure.


 

phichit+chu

 

[Image: Yuuri is skating alone on the ice, deep in thought. The light is making him look almost ethereal. The picture also captures four other skaters who are looking at him like he hung the moon.]

 

9,441 likes

 

phichit+chu #tbt I have thousands of pictures like this. The Katsuki effect ;) #katsukiyuuri #bf #missyou #katsudamn

 

 

holdcriesback WOW I LOVE A FRIENDSHIP

 

iloveSNAKES i said it hundreds of times, but these people are so relatable

 

ch(ee)rios miss him :(

 

phichit+chu @ch(ee)rios <3 <3 <3

 

foiter i have an important question - do detroit hockey players also have a crush on yuuri????

 

phichit+chu @foiter we watched his programs together. they started following figure skating bc of him and are ready to Die for him lmao

 


 

becs @nichillorov

[screenshot of instagram]

i looked into katsudamn tag bc what else can you do on a friday night and i think almost every picture there is liked by victor nikiforov. yes, i checked, that’s his official profile.

(170 reweets, 202 likes)

 

74 DAYS!!! @vityathebabe

@nichillorov OH MY GODDDD

 

blackbird @wholenewworld

@nichillorov i checked his likes and almost all of the stuff here is abt yuuri fuCK ADJWVHWHVCJWVHKAGCHG

 

poca-poca @sleepingonme

@nichillorov @wholenewworld BOY NEEDS SOME WATER

 


 

angaylica

 

[Image: Yuuri and Katie are talking together and smiling really wide. Picture captures two other girls and a boy who are looking at them fondly.]

 

84 likes

 

angaylica The whole world can be in love with Yuuri, but I have my eyes only on you @katie-the-mvp ;*

 

 

katie-the-mvp AHHHH BABE!!!!!!! <3 <3

 

katie-the-mvp I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!

 

angaylica @katie-the-mvp ♥♥♥

 

phichit+chu yall are gross but i still think you’re cute

 

ch(ee)rios I THINK I HAVE DIABETES BC OF THIS POST

 

ch(ee)rios also lies, how can anyone prefer any kind of person (sorry katie) over yuuri??

 

angaylica we get it you’re in love with yuuri YES WE GET IT

 

katie-the-mvp @angaylica angie there is no one i would imagine spending my life with except you, but yuuri has a special place in my heart too

 

angaylica @katie-the-mvp i’ve accepted the fact that every person attracted to men i know crushes on yuuri 5 years ago, don’t worry

 

phichit+chu why are my friends so ridiculous

 

katie-the-mvp @phichit+chu you spent almost a whole year screaming because of yuuri before u got over your crush on him

 

phichit+chu @katie-the-mvp lies.

 

 


 

phichit+chu

 

[Image: Half-naked Victor is hugging surprised Yuuri and staring deadly into the camera. Phichit is in the corner with an iconic expression.]

 

9,120 likes

 

phichit+chu Wow. #bejing #katsukiyuuri #katsudamn #victuuri

 

 

red-blue-gay i have no words

 

ch(ee)rios lmao me

 

spinss-ss MY SHIP IS SAILIIIIING

 

ktsk-yuu victor is a Mood

 

quad-axel is this the real life???? is this just fantasy????

 


 

BuzzFeed ✓ @BuzzFeed

Top 20 Victuuri Moments! (We all know what’s number 1) https;//t.co/sw3YE63AoP

 

People ✓ @people

Is Victor Nikiforov, a known playboy, Katsuki’s next Victim? https;//t.co/poqm6QP8Y0

 

katsuki’s axel @pinwgin

plot twist: they’re both each others “”””Victims””””

 

People ✓ @people

Is Victor Nikiforov, a known playboy, Katsuki’s
next Victim? https;//t.co/poqm6QP8Y0

(162 rewteets, 201 likes)

 

Radar Online ✓ @radar_online

Kiss or Hug? Known figure skaters stir a scandal! https;//t.co/pgFb75R0Ua

 

I LOVE LGBT+ ICONS @twojastara

i love bros being bros and just hugging and looking at each other with love

 

Radar Online ✓ @radar_online

Kiss or a Hug? Known figure skaters stir a scandal! https;//t.co/pgFb75R0Ua

(320 retweets, 712 likes)

 

suck my dick haters @kale-hale

yall remember when somebody asked victor how he wins so many medals and he said “i can’t explain witchcraft”???? i cannot believe we haven’t figured earlier how much his dramatic ass matches yuuri “every person is in love with me” katsuki

(184 retweets, 794 likes)

 

pyro @wing-ing

@kale-kale i’m victor’s fan for about 6 years and it’s still the most iconic thing he’s ever said

 

becca @vitYASS

@kale-hale I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I FORGOT THIS QUOTE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

 


 

red-blue-gay reblogged victuuri

 

vitYASS

 

thread of victor nikiforov looking at yuuri katsuki like he’s the light of his life

 

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official-gracie

 

wow,,,,, i am Crying,,,,

 

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keithkg

 

RELATABLE

 

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port-to-tit

 

you ever cry bc we used to send yuuri victor’s posters and now they’re grossly in Love

 

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dot-dot-dot-boo

 

WOW I LOVE BEING DEAD

 

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axelmybody

 

if somebody’d tell me five years ago that yuuri’s idol would fall in love with him, i’d believe them bc SAME

 

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vityathebabe


but ya know what's the most amazing thing about all of this? victor had this Charming and Cool public persona for almost his whole life and then he meets cute boy, flies around the world for him, drops his career, doesn’t care about anything else and loses any chill he ever had whatsoever? honestly, an Icon.

 

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victuuri

 

look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now

 

Source: vitYASS   #my chest hurts #i dont normally ship real people but oh MY GOD  #WE ARE BLESSED

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kateyes (theredot) wrote in yuurikatsukifc

 

YUURI AND VICTOR HAVE NO CHILL

 

pls share your favourite moment of them being extra Gay in public

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  • 197 comments

 

reply from ktsk-yuu

when vitya kissed yuuri’s skate in kiss and cry lmao

 

reply from keithkg

I STILL HAVEN’T RECOVERED FROM THIS

 

reply from twojastara

that tie grab amirite

 

reply from rabarbar

every one of their hugs. they’re so SOft

 

reply from axelmybody

is nobody gonna mention the Kiss™???

 

reply from blue-red-gay

believe it or not, their Kiss is one of the least gay things they’ve done

 

reply from propsq

when victor mentioned that he reads victuuri fics and yuuri looked at him like he wanted to kill him

 

reply from kamienip

when victor was thirsting so much that he created yuuri’s first sexual program for him

 

reply from opal

forehead touch forehead touch forehead touch

 

reply from boomer-ang

YUURI’S DECLARATION OF LOVE IN JAPANESE TV

 

  • Expand 187 comments

 


 

katsuk-y

 

[Image: Selfie of Yuuri in Barcelona, smiling widely with a peace sign.]

 

82,127 likes

 

katsuk-y ✓ I’ve been finally convinced. Hello everyone (/^▽^)/

 

 

v-nikiforov ✓ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 

ktsk-yuu @v-nikiforov relatable

 

officialYK OMG WELCOME YUURI!!! GOOD LUCK TOMORROW!

 

ch(ee)rios yuuri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

phichit+chu i’m so proud ;’’)

 

daisie-s i’ve waited……. 12 years…….. in azkaban……..

 

startsuki !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

angaylica we miss you so much!!!! good luck my man. and congrats <3

 


 

quad-axel reblogged vityathebabe

 

spinss-ss

 

ya know

 

media is full of bullshit right

 

but…… here’s my thread of yuuri’s fav Katsudamn moments. and there’s a lot of them

 

read more
 

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4salchow

 

i’m so gay wow

 

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daisie-s

 

YA KNOW, LOOKING AT THIS MADE ME UNDERSTAND WHY YUURI IS SEEN THE WAY HE IS BY 90% OF FS FANDOM

 

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porclain

 

i get why victor nikiforov dropped everything for him

 

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vitYASS

 

some of victor’s fans are jealous of yuuri, but,,,,,, i’m jealous of vitya

 

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startsuki

 

yuuri: *exists*

me: wow so blessed so moved can’t believe it’s my life i thank god every day for this gift

 

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vityathebabe

 

yuuri maybe isn’t a gross heartbreaker, but he could break my heart and anything else he’d want anytime

 

Source: spinss-ss   #2016 more like thank-you-god-16  #i love this man so much i cant????  #!!!! #???? #blessed #yuuri katsuki

9,295 notes

 


 

 

v-nikiforov

 

[Image: Two hands with lightly tangled fingers. Both of them are wearing a gold ring.]

 

129,618 likes

 

v-nikiforov (Ring ) (Ring ) (Two Hearts ) (Sparkling Heart ) (Wedding ) @katsuk-y #katsuMINE

 

 

phichit+chu CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ktsk-yuu i think i’ve stopped breathing

 

vitYASS IM SO EXCITED BUT THAT TAG LMAO VITYA AASVDSBKJFDS YOU PETTY ASSHOLE

 

nichillforov WOW WE’RE ALL BLESSED

 

rabarbar so happy for you!!!!

 

katie-the-mvp i look at this picture and remember yuuri’s wall full of victor’s posters and my faith in humanity is restored

 

angaylica I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE ENGAGED/MARRIED BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

officialYK WE WISH YOU ALL THE BEST!!!

 

ch(ee)rios i’m invited to the wedding right??

 

v-nikiforov ✓ @ch(ee)rios :)))

 

vityathebabe LMAOOOOOOOO

Notes:

1. victor writes to chris that he wanted just to have fun, but who is he trying to fool, that boy was ready to drop anything for his crush after 5 minutes
2. halfway through the fic i've adopted ch(ee)rios. their name is charlie and their crush on yuuri is known literally by everyone except yuuri. they're invited to the wedding.
3. "twoja stara" is polish version of "your mom" but more,,,,, memeish. like we can respond to any insult or end a joke with "twoja stara" and it's simultaneously really childish and funny. i couldn't stop myself. "pusty dzbanie" directly means "you empty jug/ewer" and is a viral insult on polish twitter lmao.
4. in this fic fans like that are a minority - most of tumblr posts consist "omg i can't believe yuuri Ignored me" "who'll be yuuri's next victim" "katsuki rudely flirted with me???" etc., but i couldn't write such bullshit lmao
5. "i can't explain witchcraft" is of course a quote from amazing adam rippon, who is a gay Legend and Icon