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Taking Bets On How Fucked Delvin Is On A Scale Of Literal To Stabbed With A Pick In The Dick
<redhead> logged on
redhead: two things.
redhead: first
redhead: why did i think giving all of you chatroom naming privileges was a good idea?
redhead: second
redhead: who’s taking bets?
RUNE: me
redhead: beware the quiet ones i see
TheLegend27: oh hey look what i found and definitely didnt steal from delvin
TheLegend27: warning.jpg
redhead: well lass, you still can’t lie for shit but you’ve got balls.
redhead: metaphorically speaking.
TheLegend27: i was wondering
TheLegend27: and anyway i didnt actually steal it i left it right where he left it and took a picture
RUNE: you do realize i might have to start taking bets on how fucked you are next, right
TheLegend27: pssssh itll be fine
TheLegend27: anyway rune ill put ten septims on pick in the dick
redhead: same.
RUNE: alright, come by at some point to put down said septims
redhead: i’ll be right there
TheLegend27: can i give them to you tomorrow morning im out on a job in markarth
TheLegend27: markarth sucks by the way
RUNE: nobody’s arguing that
RUNE: cynric could go on for days about cidhna mine
RUNE: and has
<dontvexme> logged on
RUNE: and that’s my cue to leave
<RUNE> logged off
dontvexme: im not sure whether to laugh or stab someone
redhead: how about neither for now
redhead: but have you stabbed delvin with a pick in the dick yet or no?
dontvexme: no
TheLegend27: my septims
TheLegend27: noooooo
dontvexme: not yet
dontvexme: ill gladly do so if i can actually find the man
<xX_MasterOfStealth_Xx> logged on
xX_MasterOfStealth_Xx: Vex why
dontvexme: scroll up
dontvexme: new kid found the warning
dontvexme: now if you can stay well out of my way for the next couple days i might reconsider
TheLegend27: please dont i have ten septims on you stabbing him in the pick with a dick
TheLegend27: i mean stabbing him in the dick with a pick
TheLegend27: ughhh
xX_MasterOfStealth_Xx: Personally I'd rather have neither
TheLegend27: id rather have pick in the dick i have money on that
TheLegend27: nothing personal tho
redhead:
lass, you have no shame. at all.
TheLegend27: well yeah
TheLegend27: youre just now figuring this out
<MercerTheFrey> logged on
MercerTheFrey: ...
redhead: so I know this doesnt look good
MercerTheFrey: Save it.
MercerTheFrey: Fifty on stabbed with a pick in the dick.
<MercerTheFrey> logged off
xX_MasterOfStealth_Xx: Oh come on
xX_MasterOfStealth_Xx: Does no one have faith in my romancing ability
dontvexme: nope