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142th scrapper : hey losers
Mario kart champion : im not going shopping
YEET : I understood that reference!
Only child : thor for the last time imitating steve rogers isn’t funny
YEET : he copied my beard
YEET : seriously, my beard!
Only child : we know
Mario kart champion : aww its ok honey
Mario kart champion : tony says hes been hanging around bucky too much
Only child : i heard that barnes is the one who convinced him to grow it out
142th scrapper : yeah, apparently what he said was that
142th scrapper : “if you grow a beard you’ll look less like a pre-pubescent child”
Mario kart champion : god bucky is great
Mario kart champion : honorary avenger
Only child : ew avengers
YEET : the avengers are beetles
Mario kart champion : thor i know you know its the beatles
YEET : aww dearest let me have my fun
Mario kart champion : awww babe
YEET : may we address the elephant in the room?
Only child : i shapeshifted into an elephant ONE TIME!
Mario kart champion : you mean the absence of chapters?
Mario kart champion : because the author has totally been major busy with back to school jazz
142th scrapper : what author
YEET : honey you haven’t been to school for years is this some earth joke?
YEET : are you secretly studying for another PHD?
Mario kart champion : no! At least not that i know of
142th scrapper : what are your phds even in?
Only child : yeah how do we not know this
Mario kart champion : have i never told you guys? Try guessing!
YEET : being a wonderful boyfriend and future husband
142th scrapper : pretty hard dick
Only child : gay
Mario kart champion : only one of those is correct
“142th scrapper” changed “Mario kart champion”s name to “Big Dik Banner”
Big Dik Banner : oh really
YEET : truth
Big Dik Banner : BABE!
“Big Dik Banner” changed “142th scrapper”s name to “BDE”
BDE : of course I am
BDE : I drip BDE
YEET : leader of the lesbians
Big Dick Banner : lets go lesbians
Only child : your phd is in gay rights
Big Dik Banner : one of them
YEET : Physics!
Big Dik Banner : bingo bungo youre both righto
BDE : alien biology
BDE : particularly thor’s
YEET : and what about it
Big Dik Banner : YOU GUYS
Big Dik Banner : I mean i wish it was that interesting
Big Dik Banner : theyre all dumb shit like astrophysics and molecular biochemistry
YEET : MY SMART BF IM IN LOVE
YEET : SO ACCOMPLISHED
YEET : SO IMPORTANT TO THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY
YEET : the spiderling told me that your photograph is in his science classroom!!!
Big Dik Banner : asifdgyfe what???!!!
Big Dik Banner : thats amazing im gonna go cry
Big Dik Banner : iferfgdjkhdkf
BDE : BRUCE GETTING THE APPRECIATION HE DESERVES
Only child : hot take
Only child : long overdue
YEET : APPRECIATING BRUCE CLUB
YEET : MEMBERS ROLL CALL!!!
Only child : LOKI
BDE : VAL
“Spiderling” was added to the chat
“Heimdarling” was added to the chat
“Nerd Leeds” was added to the chat
Spiderling : :O
Spiderling : holy shit
Nerd Leeds : pete are we in the revengers group chat
Spiderling : were in the revengers group chat
Nerd Leeds : BLESSED
Spiderling : YOOOOOOO
Heimdarling : bruce banner deserves the world club members : me
Spiderling : WERE IN THE CLUB TOO DR BANNER IS AMAZING
Nerd Leeds : DR BANNER IS OUR FAVORITE SCIENTIST LIKE EVER
Big Dik Banner : OH MY FSKEGJHTKHWLA
Nerd Leeds : DR BANNER UR NAME HOLY SHIT UR AN ICON
Big Dik Banner : my name
Big Dik Banner : OH MY GOD
Big Dik Banner : THE ONLY TIME I MEET KIDS AND MY NAME IS BIG DIK BANNER OH MY GOD
Spiderling : DR BANNER IS AN ICON
YEET : SECONDED
Nerd Leeds : THIRDED
Only child : FOURTHED
BDE : FIFTHED
Heimdarling : SIXTHED
Big Dik Banner : YOU GUYS TT^TT
Big Dik Banner : youre the best holy fuckin hell
YEET : Banner, you deserve it all
BDE : oooooooooh thor u nasty
YEET : val u can talk
Spiderling : as honoured as i am to be here its like 11pm and me and ned have school still rip
Nerd Leeds : aw man
YEET : we should also rest too! Than kyou for being the voice of reason young friends!
YEET : gooden eve my fellow revengers!
BDE : night losers
Only child : peace out pete and ned, and you Heimdall and bruce, ur blessed
Big Dik Banner : night yall!!!
Heimdarling : i can see you all not actually sleeping thots
Spiderling : have a swell evenin’ buddies
Nerd Leeds : peace out fuckers
Ned : HOLY SHIT PETER
Pete : OH MY GDO NED THEY ADDES US TO THE GROUP CHAT SIFDHUKGIEHFIDS
Ned : ASDFHGHLKSDHG
Pete : AHFSDGIODGFILJGDKHLGTHBGLN
Ned : BIG DIK BANNER
Pete : NEW MEME
Pete : AND THOR IS USING THE MEMES I TOLD HIM AOUT HOLY FUCK
Ned : were so fucking lucky
Pete : QUICK SLEEP SO WE CAN GO BACK INTO THE GROUP CHAT
Ned : OH MOOD
Ned : WE NEED TO TELL MJ AT SCHOOL SHES NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS
Pete : OH MY GOD YES
Ned : ANYWWYA GOOD NIGHT BABE <3 <3 <3
Pete : GOOD NIGHT NEDDY WEDDY <3 <3 <3 UWU
Ned : one of these days i will murder you pete
Pete : you love me too much
Ned : true
Pete : night babe :’>