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‘Morgan, check this out!’ Alex held up the stolen lute and strummed a chord. ‘We’re bards!’
Alex grinned, but Morgan stared back in horror.
‘No. That’s a stupid plan. Do you even know any songs?’
‘I...um. Well, my ex was obsessed with Taylor Swift, so I taught her how to play some of her songs. So, yeah. I can play Taylor Swift songs.’
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Two friends, Alex and Morgan, fell asleep in Melbourne, Australia and woke up in Thedas. Alex has a bold and ridiculous plan for how they’re going to survive and get protection from the Inquisition, but it all hangs on whether they can win favour with the as yet unknown Inquisitor.
A story of trust, political intrigue, and bullshitting your way to a better tomorrow, lovingly combined with a tale of unexpected romance.
This fic is based on a dream I had where a friend and I woke up in Thedas. Therefore I take full responsibility for the main character’s weird plan, because it was dream-me’s actual idea.