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[gay supremacy]
modelstatus: hey everyone remember when hoseok was mad at yoongi
modelstatus: and he exposed him
kookielovestae: please don’t
modelstatus: i’ve determined jungkook is a little brat
modelstatus: that needs to be punished
kookielovestae: idek what i did
hopefulsprite: I’M HERE FOR THIS
daegusuga: sounds fun
busanmochi: i’m,,,,intrigued
taetae: aw poor kookie
taetae: don’t embarrass him!!
kookielovestae: thank u taetae
modelstatus: but taehyung, dear, you’ll enjoy this information
taetae: i will?
modelstatus: yes
taetae: ….what kind of information is it
modelstatus: him gushing about you
taetae: okay then go ahead
kookielovestae: :(
modelstatus: it has been two days since your lovely date
modelstatus: which i hear went very well
taetae: yeah <3
modelstatus: he came over earlier today because he still needs help with his multivariable algebra
busanmochi: ….calculus not algebra
hopefulsprite: seokjin you’re forgetting the part where he came over to our dorm for math help because namjoon was here AGAIN
modelstatus: unimportant
modelstatus: and i asked him about the date
kookielovestae: seokjin hyung please i’m sorry for whatever i did
modelstatus: it was the most precious thing i’ve ever seen
modelstatus: he is truly whipped
modelstatus: i asked him “so are you still giddy about the date” and
modelstatus: his eyes got so bright??
kookielovestae: hyung @_@
modelstatus: his face lit up
modelstatus: like a christmas tree on steroids
modelstatus: like hong kong and paris had a light child
taetae: aw!
modelstatus: i’ve known this kid for a long, long, long time
modelstatus: i have never in my life seen him smile so brightly
modelstatus: it was almost scary he looked manic
modelstatus: but cute nonetheless
modelstatus: and he just started rambling
kookielovestae: and that’s the end of the story!!!
modelstatus: “omg hyung you have no idea he was so gorgeous”
modelstatus: “hyung he’s so funny”
modelstatus: “no it was literally the most fun i’ve had in a long time”
modelstatus: “is it weird to say i’d marry him rn? cause i would”
modelstatus: “when he knocked over the appetizer i wanted to squeeze him it was so cute”
modelstatus: “hE lET mE hOld Him bY tHe rIvEr”
modelstatus: “yeah i cried but he gave me kisses all over so it was worth it”
modelstatus: “i wish he could kiss me all the time”
kookielovestae: HYUNG
taetae: omg
taetae: JUNGKOOKIE!!!!!!!! <3
kookielovestae: hi
taetae: you’re so cute uwu
taetae: shit i
taetae: uwu
taetae: can’t control uwu
taetae: my uwus
taetae: uwuwuwuwuw
taetae: they’re
taetae: uwu all over the uwu
taetae: place uwu
taetae: UWU UWU UWU
busanmochi: that’s precious omg
kookielovestae: i’m blushing v hard rn seokjin are you happy
modelstatus: very
taetae: me too!!
taetae: don’t worry kookie i wasn’t much better
busanmochi: no he wasn’t
busanmochi: “jIMIN I’M iN LOVE”
busanmochi: “JIMINIEEEE DID YOU HEAR ME??? I’M IN LOVEEE”
busanmochi: he literally fucking sang can you feel the love tonight
busanmochi: four times
taetae: only three times, actually
taetae: and you’re forgetting when i sang love is an open door
taetae: a duet between taehyung, and taehyung
kookielovestae: ,,,aw
kookielovestae: he did all that?
busanmochi: yes and all before noon
daegusuga: you poor soul
kookielovestae: taetae
taetae: ?
kookielovestae: ur adorable
kookielovestae: and
kookielovestae: all my life has been a series of doors in my face
busanmochi: pls no
taetae: …
taetae: ...but then suddenly i bumped into you
kookielovestae: that’s crazy, cuz like,,,
kookielovestae: i’ve been searching my whole life to find my own place
kookielovestae: and maybe it’s the party talking, or the chocolate fondue
taetae: but with you
taetae: i found my place
kookielovestae: i see your face
kookielovestae: and it’s nothing like i’ve ever known before
busanmochi: here we go
taetae: …
kookielovetae: …
daegusuga: blocked
taetae: LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOOOOOOR
kookielovestae: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
taetae: LIFE CAN BE SO MUCH MORE
kookielovestae: WITH YOU
taetae: WITH YOU
kookielovestae: WTH YOU
taetae: WITH YOU
taetae: love is an open dooooor
busanmochi: are we done
kookielovestae: i mean its crazy!
taetae: what?
kookielovestae: we finish each other’s
taetae: MEMES
kookielovestae: THAT’S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
kookielovestae: i’ve never met someone
taetae: who thinks so much like me!
kookielovestae: jinx!
taetae: jINX AGAIN
kookielovestae: our mental synchornization
taetae: can have but one explanation
daegusuga: you both are so fucking annoying~
busanmochi: O U C H
taetae: …
kookielovestae: wow
kookielovestae: you ruined the moment bro
taetae: yoongi
taetae: just let it go
busanmochi: no
kookielovestae: he really can’t hold it back anymore
modelstatus: i’m confiscating all of your phones
modelstatus: i’m putting an end to this
modelstatus: for the first time in forever.
taetae: HAHAAA
daegusuga: i hate you all
hopefulsprite: but yoongi don’t you wanna build a snowman?
daegusuga: go the fuck away, hoseok
hopefulsprite: ...okay bye :’(
modelstatus: okay jungkook
modelstatus: now you owe me a new house plant
kookielovestae: WAIT
kookielovestae: I WAS GONNA ASK WHAT I DID FOR YOU TO BE SO MAD
kookielovestae: I DIDN’T DO THAT
modelstatus: if you didn’t then who did
kookielovestae: really
kookielovestae: really
modelstatus:
modelstatus: oh
modelstatus: KIM NAMJOON
whippedjoon: :’D