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[gay supremacy]
busanmochi: hello fellow civilians
taetae: excuse me peasant, i am not a mere civillian
busanmochi: tae hush at least let me finish my intro
busanmochi: i have decided that there is too much negativity in this chat
busanmochi: so, as owner of this group chat
busanmochi: i am banning all of you for cursing today
taetae: shit
taetae: fuck
taetae: ass
taetae: damn
taetae: shutfuckassdamn
taetae: motherfucker
taetae: dick
[taetae has been removed from gay supremacy]
kookielovestae: oh shit he’s serious
kookielovestae: wait
[kookielovestae has been removed from gaysupremacy]
whippedjoon: what the hell why is everyone being removed what happened
[whippedjoon has been removed from gay supremacy]
daegusuga: the fuck?
[daegusuga has been removed from gay supremacy]
hopefulsprite: THIS IS SPOOKY I DON’T LIKE IT
hopefulsprite: JIMINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
busanmochi: scroll
hopefulsprite: oh shit
hopefulsprite: OH SHIT
hopefulsprite: NO WAIT HAVE MERCY
[hopefulsprite has been removed from gay supremacy]
busanmochi: …well
busanmochi: now it’s just us seokjin
modelstatus: i see
busanmochi: …..
busanmochi: this didn’t really work the way i wanted it to
modelstatus: i see
busanmochi: hm
[busanmochi added taetae, kookielovestae, whippedjoon, daegusuga and hopefulsprite]
taetae: SHIT
taetae: FUCK
taetae: ASS
busanmochi: KIM TAEHYUNG
kookielovestae: lmfaooo i love you taehyung
taetae: <3
daegusuga: okay wanna explain what that was about
hopefulsprite: he doesn’t want us to curse
whippedjoon: ???
whippedjoon: we’re literally incapable of that
busanmochi: i see that
busanmochi: but seokjin is still here
modelstatus: i’m an angel
busanmochi: i changed my mind
busanmochi: for those of you who were removed before scrolling, i have decided that it’s too negative here so we’re going to have positivity day
busanmochi: and apparently since you knuckleheads can’t text without cursing we’ll use a different rule
whippedjoon: he insulted us without cursing
hopefulsprite: what kind of angel
daegusuga: a pure soul indeed
taetae: i shed a tear
kookielovestae: this is making me realize how fucked up we are lol
busanmochi: ANYWAY
busanmochi: from now on we’re each going to compliment each other one by one
busanmochi: i can tell you don’t like the idea of this
busanmochi: so i’ll start
busanmochi: we’ll go oldest to youngest
busanmochi: why is no one responding to me
daegusuga: i think we’re all hoping we don’t have to do this
busanmochi: sucks
busanmochi: we could use to remind each other that we love each other
hopefulsprite: true
taetae: not opposed
modelstatus: cute
busanmochi: see? i’ll start :)
busanmochi: seokjin hyungie!
busanmochi: you always take really good care of us, and you’re always there to listen to use when we’re upset! I appreciate you a lot :)
modelstatus: aw thanks jminie
busanmochi: ,,,yoongi!
whippedjoon: here we go
busanmochi: i know you don’t like to show it but you’re really warm and caring on the inside and you always listen to me when i’m upset
busanmochi: and you’re really talented at making music
busanmochi: and you always know how to make me smile without trying
busanmochi: i’m glad we’re friends :)
hopefulsprite: that was many compliments
[daegusuga, whippedjoon chat]
daegusuga: i’m okay
daegusuga: i’m perfctly fine
daegusuga: graet
daegusuga: great
whippedjoon: mhm
[gay supremacy]
daegusuga: thanks
busanmochi: hoseok!
busanmochi: you’re so much fun to be around! and you’re really encouraging during dance and your energy always helps me feel better :)
hopefulsprite: aw :D
busanmochi: namjoon~
busanmochi: you’re super smart
busanmochi: you’re super handsome
busanmochi: you’re super caring
busanmochi: i’m super glad we’re friends
whippedjoon: :’) thanks
busanmochi: taetae, my soulmate, my bestie
busanmochi: ur annoying
busanmochi: but i love you
taetae: much positivity, very loving
busanmochi: kookie!!
busanmochi: you’re so talented at everything and you’re such a sweetie even if you act tough
busanmochi: i love being your friend <3
kookielovestae: :)
busanmochi: okay! who wants to go next?
modelstatus: i’ll go
modelstatus: seokjin, you’re very handsome
modelstatus: beautiful proportions
modelstatus: you have a perfect face
daegusuga: i think he’s missing the point
modelstatus: incredible fashion sense
modelstatus: and sense of humor
busanmochi: self love is important but hyung,,,,this is for others,,,
modelstatus: oh
modelstatus: hm okay
modelstatus: yoongi
modelstatus: well, you do have nice eyes
modelstatus: your skin is nice too
busanmochi: hyung,,,,like personality
modelstatus: yes but you want me to compliment yoongi right
modelstatus: this is all there is
hopefulsprite: LMAO
whippedjoon: savage
busanmochi: IT’S POSITIVITY DAY
daegusuga: but is he wrong
busanmochi: SEOKJIN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BOOST SELF ESTEEM NOT ENCOURAGE SELF DEPRECIATION
modelstatus: fine
modelstatus: i’ll just skip yoongi then
daegusuga: what did i do
busanmochi: omg
busanmochi: i’ll compliment him again for you. yoongi you ARE really nice okay
modelstatus: can i do namjoon now
hopefulsprite: age order
hopefulsprite: you skipped me
modelstatus: same year who cares
modelstatus: namjooon you’re beautiful
hopefulsprite: hey
modelstatus: you’re so intelligent and thoughtful
modelstatus: loving, caring, kind
modelstatus: inspiring
busanmochi: hyung,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
modelstatus: i’m so lucky to have you :)
whippedjoon: :’)
whippedjoon: right back at you sweetheart
whippedjoon: except you’re perfect
whippedjoon: caring, a great cook, hilarious, gorgeous
whippedjoon: funny, bright
hopefulsprite: IT’S MY TURN T_T
busanmochi: guys
taetae: i’ll go
taetae: jungkookie~
busanmochi: no it’s not-
taetae: my handsome, adorable, thoughtful, strong, hilarious, memetastic boyfriend
taetae: i love u so much
kookielovestae: :) :)
kookielovestae: not as much as i love my beautiful, artistic, talented, incredibly energetic, funny and sweet baby
taetae: asldashd <3
daegusuga: you’re all disgusting
hopefulsprite: THAT’S NOT POSITIVE
daegusuga: do i care
hopefulsprite: can i go???
hopefulsprite: i wanna compliment my husband
daegusuga: we’re not fucking married
busanmochi: ...language
taetae: but jungkook i love you more
kookielovestae: impossible
whippedjoon: seokjin baby?
modelstatus: hm?
busanmochi: guys,,,,!!
whippedjoon: can you come over later
daegusuga: can you not you’ve been here 400 times
busamochi: compliments…..
modelstatus: of course!
hopefulsprite: i’m gonna be alone again
busanmochi: guys please :(
daegusuga: boo hoo i have to listen them fuck again
taetae: kookie can we have a sleepover again
kookielovestae: yeah!
taetae: awesome ten points for the cutest couple
modelstatus: fuck off we’re cuter
taetae: no
busanmochi: FOR FUCKS SAKE LISTEN TO ME YOU SHITHEADS
taetae: …
kookielovestae: …
hopefulsprite: …
whippedjoon: …
modelstatus: …
daegusuga: …
busanmochi: this is why we can’t have nice things