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[lovebugjoon added sleepysuga, cuddlymochi, taetae, whippedkookie, and hopefulsprite]
lovebugjoon: guys help help help
lovebugjoon: i fucking ruined everything
lovebugjoon: PLEASE SOMEONE
hopefulsprite: whoa what’s wrong
lovebugjoon: i ruined our date
lovebugjoon: r u i n e d it
lovebugjoon: it was so bad
lovebugjoon: i wanna cry
lovebugjoon: scratch that i am crying
cuddlymochi: ??? what happened joonie??
lovebugjoon: seokjin’s gonna break up with me
lovebugjoon: i can feel it i’m such a fuck up
taetae: hey hey
taetae: calm down and tell us what happened joonie hyung
taetae: it’ll be okay
lovebugjoon: no it won’t i really screwed everything up
lovebugjoon: literally everything went wrong
lovebugjoon: i was supposed to take him out to that really pretty restaurant by the water
lovebugjoon: so i did
lovebugjoon: turns out, my ex girlfriend is a waitress there
lovebugjoon: you remember the one from third year
lovebugjoon: who still hasn’t gotten over me apparently
hopefulsprite: sunhae?
lovebugjoon: yeah
hopefulsprite: oh no seokjin hated her
hopefulsprite: he was so sad when you two go together it was heartbreaking
lovebugjoon: he told me
lovebugjoon: i heard all about how he wasted winter break crying because i went on vacation with her
lovebugjoon: and she fucking waltzed over to our table “heeeey! namjoon oppa it’s been a long time!”
whippedkookie: oh no
whippedkookie: did he freak out? i remember that winter break was the first time he ever cried in front of me
whippedkookie: it was that bad
cuddlymochi: aw no :(
lovebugjoon: for the first few minutes he was fine
lovebugjoon: i didn’t want to be an asshole though so i let her talk
lovebugjoon: clearly flirting with me the whole time it was ridiculous
lovebugjoon: and you know me i’m clumsy as shit
lovebugjoon: i knocked over my glass of wine
sleepysuga: good job
lovebugjoon: there you are
lovebugjoon: always showing up at the best worst times
sleepysuga: like any good best friend
lovebugjoon: anyway i spilled it all over the table and, consequently, both of us
lovebugjoon: i ruined his new chanel shirt
lovebugjoon: but sunhae ran over and literally did that stupid stereotypical thing
lovebugjoon: grabbed the napkin and started “here let me help you dry off”
lovebugjoon: she didn’t do anything but run her hands all over my chest
whippedkookie: seokjin,,,,
lovebugjoon: yeah and she paid no attention to him whatsoever
lovebugjoon: literally once she was done with me, after i insisted very politely that she get her hands the fuck off me, she smirked at him like she just won a competition
lovebugjoon: i personally haven’t seen him look so hurt
lovebugjoon: he tried to tell me to switch waiters or do something but i said no
hopefulsprite: ,,,,why
lovebugjoon: because i was too obsessed with being the bigger person or whatever and being nice
lovebugjoon: so she came back and cleaned up, ignored him again
lovebugjoon: and i think he had enough by then so he said we should go
lovebugjoon: and he stood up and started to leave so obviously i ran after him
lovebugjoon: she grabbed me and i’m sure you can imagine what happens next
sleepysuga: she fucking kissed you?
lovebugjoon: she fucking kissed me
lovebugjoon: right in front of him
lovebugjoon: that’s when i not so politely told her to get the fuck way from me
lovebugjoon: threw money at the guy in front and ran after him and god fucking damn it
lovebugjoon: he drove himself home and didn’t say anything
lovebugjoon: so i’m still walking home
lovebugjoon: the end
cuddlymochi: omg that’s horrible!!! D:
cuddlymochi: i’m so sorry
lovebugjoon: don’t be sorry for me
lovebugjoon: he looked literally heartbroken
lovebugjoon: if i’d just listened to him the first time and changed tables
lovebugjoon: or taken him somewhere else
lovebugjoon: or not let her feel me up
lovebugjoon: it’d be fine
taetae: don’t blame yourself namjoon, she was the one who came onto you
taetae: you didn’t know
lovebugjoon: but i should have
lovebugjoon: and now i probably lost him and i fucking hate myself
lovebugjoon: i know he’s thinking i’ll give her another chance or something
lovebugjoon: which i’d never do, especially because i have the most wonderful boyfriend in the whole world
lovebugjoon: i hurt him and i want to die, the end, thanks for coming to my ted talk
hopefulsprite: i’m on my way home from dance i’ll talk to him okay?
hopefulsprite: i’m sure it’ll be okay
hopefulsprite: he really loves you namjoon
lovebugjoon: i don’t blame him if he changes his mind on that
lovebugjoon: i feel like such shit
cuddlymochi: have you texted him yet?
lovebugjoon: no
cuddlymochi: !!! do it
lovebugjoon: i don’t want to bother him
cuddlymochi: if you don’t make any effot you’re gonna feel worse
cuddlymochi: please hyungie? text him?
lovebugjoon: fine
lovebugjoon: only because i can feel your pout through that text
sleepysuga: it’s pretty intense
lovebugjoon: figured
sleepysuga: and joon
sleepysuga: he loves you
sleepysuga: you love him
sleepysuga: it’ll be fine :)
lovebugjoon: ,,,thanks yoongi
[lovebugjoon, modelstatus chat]
lovebugjoon: seokjin?
lovebugjoon: i understand if you don’t want to talk to me right now
lovebugjoon: or for a few days
lovebugjoon: or ever again
lovebugjoon: but i just want you to know i’m really, really, truly sorry for tonight
lovebugjoon: i wanted it to be perfect and it went so horribly wrong
lovebugjoon: i’m sorry i hurt you
lovebugjoon: but just know that i love you, okay?
lovebugjoon: i’m in love with you, and i don’t want anyone else
lovebugjoon: i don’t think i’m capable of loving anybody else because i love you so so much
lovebugjoon: you’re everything to me
lovebugjoon: and i’m sorry i couldn’t show you that tonight
lovebugjoon: i know it’s late so get some sleep i guess
lovebugjoon: sweet dreams baby. i’m really, really sorry
lovebugjoon: i love you
[chat]
lovebugjoon: he didn’t respond to anything
cuddlymochi: but you tried
cuddlymochi: and i’m assuming you apologized and said you loved him, so he knows that
cuddlymochi: that’s all that matters
lovebugjoon: i guess
lovebugjoon: i’m home now though, i guess i’ll try and go to sleep
sleepysuga: if you haven’t noticed i’m at jimin’s
lovebugjoon: really?? wow i’m so surprised
lovebugjoon: so shocked right now i never saw this coming
sleepysuga: stfu
whippedkookie: i’ll try and text him and hobi’s gonna talk to him
whippedkookie: it’s okay namjoon he’ll respond when he’s up to it
lovebugjoon: i know
lovebugjoon: it’s totally fine i’m not going to be mad if he doesn’t
lovebugjoon: i miss him already though
hopefulsprite: he hasn’t left you though has he?
lovebugjoon: no i just mean
lovebugjoon: no “goodnight sweetheart”
lovebugjoon: no “sleep tight i love you”
lovebugjoon: no goodnight kisses or cuddles
lovebugjoon: i didn’t realize how important he’s become already
lovebugjoon: :(
cuddlymochi: aw,,it’ll work out soon
cuddlymochi: i promise
cuddlymochi: but until it does
cuddlymochi: goodnight namjoon hyungie!
cuddlingmochi: sleep tight i love you!
taetae: we love you!
taetae: don’t let the bed bugs bite
taetae: :D
lovebugjoon: you guys are the cutest jfc
lovebugjoon: thanks :)
cuddlymochi: no problem hyungie <3
taetae: just try and sleep ok? we can talk about it more in the morning
sleepysuga: if you need me i’m giving you special permission to wake me up
lovebugjoon: wow how big of you i appreciate that
sleepysuga: don’t abuse it
lovebugjoon: got it
lovebugjoon: gnite guys
[whippedkooke, modelstatus chat]
whippedkookie: hyungie? are you okay?
whippedkookie: namjoon told us what happened, i’m really sorry
whippedkookie: let me know if you need to talk ok? i don’t like it when you’re upset
whippedkookie: and uh, i guess if you didn’t know namjoon’s really upset too
whippedkookie: he feels awful
whippedkookie: like i thought he was gonna jump in front of moving traffic or something
whippedkookie: so he loves you
whippedkookie: i guess that’s it
whippedkookie: night hyung
[hopefulsprite, lovebugjoon chat]
hopefulsprite: hey if you’re still awake i just got home
hopefulsprite: he’s asleep but his face is all puffy and red
lovebugjoon: so he cried himself to sleep
lovebugjoon: wonderful
lovebugjoon: i just love myself
lovebugjoon: what a great boyfriend i am
hopefulsprite: namjoon come on. yes you should have listened to him when he first said something, I’ll give you that but this isn’t all your fault
hopefulsprite: it’s not your fault sunhae is a little crazy
hopefulsprite: you didn’t tell her to run her hands all over you
hopefulsprite: this isn’t your fault
hopefulsprite: seokjin has every right to be crushed right now but you didn’t do it intentionally, so stop beating yourself up okay?
lovebugjoon: i know you’re right
lovebugjoon: but i’m still the reason seokjin cried himself to sleep and until i can kiss him again and make sure he falls asleep smiling, i’m gonna keep beating myself up
lovebugjoon: even if you’re right i still hate that he’s hurt
hopefulsprite: i know
hopefulsprite: and that’s what makes you a good boyfriend
lovebugjoon: ,,,,i guess
lovebugjoon: just lmk if he wakes up?
hopefulsprite: will do
lovebugjoon: thanks :)
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[whippedkookie, modelstatus chat]
modelstatus: is he mad at me
whippedkookie: good morning hyung, yes i slept well thanks for asking
modelstatus: stfu brat
whippedkookie: no he’s not mad at you at all
whippedkookie: why would he be??
modelstatus: i left him hanging all night
modelstatus: probably shouldn’t have done that
whippedkookie: what??? no you’re allowed to do that
whippedkookie: i get why you did that i don’t think anyone is mad about it
whippedkookie: especially not him
modelstatus: ok
whippedkookie: why don’t you text him though?
modelstatus: i will in a minute
modelstatus: has he said anything else
whippedkookie: you got his texts right?
modelstatus: yeah
whippedkookie: he’s basically just saying the same stuff back at us
whippedkookie: oh and he said he missed you
whippedkookie:
[screenshot]
modelstatus: aw
modelstatus: i hate this
modelstatus: i shouldn’t have just left him there
whippedkookie: seokjin you were heartbroken it’s fine
whippedkookie: i understand
modelstatus: wasn’t his fault thought
modelstatus: i think i just got scared
whippedkookie: that he was going to kiss back?
modelstatus: yeah
modelstatus: logically i knew he wasn’t but you know how i get
modelstatus: especially since i had to live through their ridiculous too good to be true relationship
whippedkookie: i know
whippedkookie: do me a favor and go talk to him please
whippedkookie: you both need it
modelstatus: since when did you become the hyung :)
[modelstatus, lovebugjoon chat]
modelstatus: hey
modelstatus: you awake yet?
lovebugjoon: yes
lovebugjoon: didn’t sleep, so yeah i’m awake
modelstatus: oh
modelstatus: i’m sorry
lovebugjoon: ?????? what are you sorry for???
modelstatus: last night. i shouldn’t have left like that
lovebugjoon: ?? baby did you read any of my texts
lovebugjoon: you didn’t do anything wrong i’m the one who fucked up
modelstatus: you didn’t though
modelstatus: it wasn’t your fault
modelstatus: i just freaked out
lovebugjoon: you had every right to
lovebugjoon: i’m so sorry
lovebugjoon: i can’t even imagine how you must have felt seokjin
lovebugjoon: i’m sorry
modelstatus: it’s not your fault
lovebugjoon: of course it is
lovebugjoon: i should have left when you told me to
lovebugjoon: if we had gotten out of there she never would have kissed me
modelstatus: i guess
lovebugjoon: are you sure you’re okay?
lovebugjoon: you’re usually more animated when you’re upset
modelstatus: tired
modelstatus: scared too i guess
lovebugjoon: of what?
modelstatus: that you’ll go back to her
modelstatus: i know you’ll say you won’t and i believe you
modelstatus: but i’m still scared
lovebugjoon: seokjin...why would i do that?
lovebugjoon: i have everything i could ever want
modelstatus: logically i know that
modelstatus: but i’m always scared
modelstatus: i know i act like i’m perfect and have no insecurities whatsoever
modelstatus: but i remember how you used to be with her
modelstatus: and i’m always terrified you’re going to leave
modelstatus: and last night she made it so easy for you
modelstatus: and seeing her all over you reminded me how much i can’t stand the thought of you with anyone else
modelstatus: and how scared i actually am of losing you
modelstatus: hurts a lot
lovebugjoon: baby please listen to me
lovebugjoon: i don’t think i’m physically capable of leaving you for someone else
lovebugjoon: i love you so much
lovebugjoon: no one has ever made me as happy and giddy as you do
lovebugjoon: i’ve never loved anyone like this before. in fact now that i love you, i don’t think i’ve ever actually loved anyone before at all
lovebugjoon: if this is what true love is then i’ve definitely never had it before
lovebugjoon: and i don’t want it with anyone else but you
lovebugjoon: please believe me when i say its you and only you
lovebugjoon: and that won’t ever change
modelstatus: i do believe you
modelstatus: ...can you come over
modelstatus: miss you
lovebugjoon: of course
lovebugjoon: just be ready for intense cuddling
lovebugjoon: kisses everywhere
lovebugjoon: maybe more
lovebugjoon: hugs
lovebugjoon: so many hugs
lovebugjoon: i’m gonna make sure you never have another doubt ever
modelstatus: :)
lovebugjoon: also, i’m going to call the restaurant later and tell them what happened
lovebugjoon: i better get a refund at the very least
lovebugjoon: hopefully she gets fired
lovebugjoon: and moves to the moon
lovebugjoon: so i never have to see her again
modelstatus: i’d like that very much
modelstatus: no one touches my boyfriend like that without consequences
lovebugjoon: agreed
lovebugjoon: only one person is allowed to kiss me
modelstatus: and hold you
lovebugjoon: and love me in general
modelstatus: get your butt over here so i can do all that
lovebugjoon: on my way baby
[whipped gays]
modelstatus: hello is this where i hire a hitman
lovebugjoon: sweetie i told you we can’t have her shipped to brazil
modelstatus: i’m sure one of these idiots would do it
taetae: who sunhae
taetae: i’d ship her to brazil
cuddlymochi: ,,,that seems extreme
modelstatus: she kissed my boyfriend
modelstatus: seems perfectly acceptable to me
lovebugjoon: i agree, but we can’t actually do that
taetae: wait why not
whippedkookie: who said
taetae: do you have written proof
lovebugjoon: do i need it
modelstatus: yes
lovebugjoon: how about this. i won’t help you but if you end up shipping her to brazil i won’t tell anyone
taetae: deal
whippedkookie: okay
modelstatus: love you :*
sleepysuga: so i guess you two are all made up now?
modelstatus: yes :)
modelstatus: i was never mad at him
lovebugjoon: i was
lovebugjoon: mad at myself i mean
modelstatus: i know but you don’t need to be ok? it’s all good
cuddlymochi: aww <3
hopefulsprite: guys how tall is sunhae
hopefulsprite: what size box do i order
cuddlymochi: hoseok no