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[soggy cheetos]
whippedkookie: hey losers
whippedkookie: so the big party thing for our dance studio is coming up next month
whippedkookie: all of you are going
cuddlymochi: ^
hopefulsprite: ^^
strawberrytae: yay!! okay <3
whippedkookie: ur my date right? <3
strawberrytae: duh~
cuddlymochi: yoongiiiiiii~
sleepysuga: can i say no
cuddlymochi: but,,,
cuddlymochi: please?
sleepysuga: parties aren’t really my thing
sleepysuga: :/
cuddlymochi: yoongi bear :(
cuddlymochi: as captain of the contemporary team i need a date
sleepysuga: but
cuddlymochi:
sleepysuga: of course i’ll go
sleepysuga: wouldn’t dream of sayng no
hopefulsprite: HAHA
fountjin: namjoon and i don’t rlly have connections though
fountjin: unless you ask us as ur dates lmao
hopefulsprite: of course you do
[hopefulsprite added papillonwang]
papillonwang: uh hoseok
lovebugjoon: hey jackson!
papillonwang: oh sup namjoon!!
papillonwang: can i ask wtf a soggy cheeto is
hopefulsprite: no just ask namjoon to the party for dance
papillonwang: um what
fountjin: um what what
papillonwang: oh hi there you must be seokjin
fountjin: namjoon gushes about you 24/7 jsyk
papillonwang: but hoseok do you want me dEAD
hopefulsprite: listen i want them to come and ur friends with him just ask him and then say bring a plus one
papillonwang: ayy namjoon you should come to the party for our dance studio and bring your god of a boyfriend
fountjin: ^ i like him can we keep him
lovebugjoon: okay sure
papillonwang: kay great
cuddlymochi: HI JACKSON HYUNG~
papillonwang: JIMINIE :D
whippedkookie: jackson!
papillonwang: AW THE BUNNY RABBIT IS HERE TOO
cuddlymochi: HEY JACKSON TAEHYUNG HAD A HUUUUGE CRUSH ON YOU
hopefulsprite: bye jackson! :)
papillonwang: WAIT WHAT
[hopefulsprite removed papillonwang from the chat]
strawberrytae: BITCH WHAT WAS THAT FOR
whippedkookie: ^^^^
fountjin: he called me a god i like this guy
lovebugjoon: me too
cuddlymochi: sorry felt like i had to
hopefulsprite: oh also yoongi you’ll be fine kihyun and mark are going
hopefulsprite: ur friends with them right
sleepysuga: yeah
cuddlymochi: but he’s already happy because i’ll be there :)
sleepysuga: yeah
lovebugjoon: wait hoseok why didn’t you just ask us
strawberrytae: because he’s gonna ask hyungwon
fountjin; OH IS THAT SO
strawberrytae: ;) ;)
cuddlymochi: OOOOOH
hopefulsprite: s i g h
hopefulsprite: hopefully
cuddlymochi: SQUEE
fountjin: also um namjoon “gushes about you 24/7” ??
lovebugjoon: well uh
hopefulsprite: holdup
[hopefulsprite added papillonwang to the chat]
hopefulsprite: yo can you expose namjoon real quick
hopefulsprite: how does he gush about seokjin
papillonwang: oh hold up lemme get a screenshot
papillonwang:
sleepysuga: damn
hopefulsprite: OFC HE CITES SHAKESPEARE
papillonwang: yeah so he kept texting me throughout dance practice
papillonwang: when i got back this is what happened
papillowang:
fountjin: omg,,, <3
papillonwang: yeah he never fucking shuts up about you ;)
lovebugjoon: thanks for that,,,
lovebugjoon: you can like stop now
papillonwang: OH MY GOD WAIT
papillonwang: IS UR USERNAME-
papillonwang:
papillowang: ALSDHKAH I JUST MADE THAT CONNECTION OMG
fountjin: :)
hopfulsprite: thanks jackson!
papillonwang: glad i could help
papillonwang: now what’s a soggy cheeto
strawberrytae: jackson i’d like to apologize for what jimin said before i didn’t really have a crush on you i’m sorry if that makes things awkward cuz i mean i did really think you were like super hot when i met you a couple months ago but yknow i’m with kookie now so i definitely don’t have a crush on you anymore so um please don’t hate me sorry
cuddlymochi: lmfao poor baby
papillonwang: ???
hopefulsprite: bye jackson! :)
[hopefulsprite removed papillonwang from the chat]
strawberrytae: waIT ITS STILL AWKWARD
whippedkookie: i remember when you had a crush on him >:(
whippedkookie: worst day ever
strawberrytae: aw :(
strawberrytae: *sends virtual kiss*
whippedkookie: :)
cuddlymochi: ur one to talk jungkook
cuddlymochi: mr. i’m gonna go on an actual date with someone else
strawberrytae: oH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT
strawberrytae: don’t remind me :(
strawberrytae: that hurt so bad :(
cuddlymochi: oops he's pouting now
cuddlymochi: oh shit tAE I'M SORRY DON'T CRY
whippedkookie: oh no no baby
whippedkookie: i'm sorry
whippedkookie: i’ll come over after school okay??
whippedkookie: i’m gonna cuddle the pout right off ur face
strawberrytae: ...
strawberrytae: promise?
whippedkookie: promise :)
sleepysuga: so can we talk about how much of a fucking dork namjoon is or
lovebugjoon: how about no
fountjin: how about yes :)
fountjin: that was so cute :)
fountjin: you talk about me a lot :)
lovebugjoon: i mean kinda hard not to :/
fountjin: i love u
lovebugjoon: oh
lovebugjoon: love you too <3
cuddlymochi: k great but i have an important announcement
cuddlymochi: yoongi i haven’t seen you since saturday :(
fountjin: tragic
cuddlymochi: yoongi
cuddlymochi: yoongiiiiiii :(
cuddlymochi: yoongi?
cuddlymochi: *pout intensifies*
strawberrytae: yo yoongi where are you he actually might cry
strawberrytae: its dangerous if both me and jimin are crying at the same time
whippedkookie: taE DON'T CRY PLEASE ;-;
lovebugjoon: lmfao he fell asleep
lovebugjoon: hold on i gotchu
sleepysuga: what the FUCK NAMJOON
hopefulsprite: yikes
sleepysuga: jesus fuck
sleepysuga: he dropped a book on my head and said “jimin’s breaking up with you”
cuddlymochi: NAMJOON THAT’S MEAN >:(
cuddlymochi: DON’T BULLY HIM
whippedkookie: aw the mochi is mad
cuddlymochi: shut up jungkook
strawberrytae: JIMIN THAT’S MEAN >:(
strawberrytae: DON’T BULLY HIM
cuddlymochi: i’m sitting next to you bitch i’m gonna bully you
strawberrytae: waIT HAVE MERCY
strawberrytae: KOOKIE HELP ME
whippedkookie: jimin i’ll never let you kiss my cheek again if you don’t leave him alone
cuddlymochi: >:(
cuddlymochi: fine
strawberrytae: um i’m not comfortable with this all of the sudden keep beating me up
fountjin: lolol
cuddlymochi: yoooooongi do you wanna go to starbucks
sleepysuga: do i have to
cuddlymochi: no i just miss u
fountjin: *whispers* its been five days
strawberrytae: okay seokjin you’re literally the most clingy shut up
fountjin: not true
cuddlymochi: i want a kiss :(
sleepysuga: i’ll be at starbucks in five
cuddlymochi: yay! <3
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sleepysuga;
sleepysuga: i told him he was cute
hopefulsprite: he IS
hopefulsprite: look at those CHEEKS
cuddlymochi: :( i look chubby again
hopefulsprite: oh my god jimin no u don’t you look ADORABLE
sleepysuga: baby your squishy cheeks are the cutest don’t feel bad
hopefulsprite: @lovebugjoon what happened to yoongi
lovebugjoon: man idk
fountjin: JIMIN MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY LOOK AT UR SMILE
fountjin: so cute so cute
lovebugjoon: jimin idk what you did to yoongi but he’s a changed man
lovebugjoon: he’s never said the word “squishy” before
sleepysuga: it’s impossible not to have you seen him
lovebugjoon: ik but still
strawberrytae: omg jimin the bedhead look i love it
strawberrytae: WORK IT
cuddlymochi: :)
cuddlymochi:
cuddlymochi: i said he was cuter
cuddlymochi: HE’S BLUSHING AW
cuddlymochi: MY HEART
lovebugjoon: yoongi marry me
sleepysuga; gross no
cuddlymochi: HANDS OFF >:(
fountjin: yknow i wouldn’t blame you namjoon
fountjin: that’s one cute snacc
cuddlymochi: MY CUTE SNACC >:(
whippedkookie: the mochi is mad again
whippedkookie: careful he might bite your ankles
cuddlymochi: no one was talking to you go away
hopefulsprite: omg gUYS
hopefulsprite: I FOUND THEM
hopefulsprite: LIVE FOOTAGE OF A YOONMIN DATE
hopefulsprite:
fountjin: AW LMFAO WHERE IS THE LIE
strawberrytae: THE ACCURACY I’M CRYING
cuddlymochi: aw,,,
cuddlymochi: thats cute,,,
sleepysuga: we’re not kittens wtf
sleepysuga: i mean jimin is
lovebugjoon: no u both are
lovebugjoon: can’t deny
fountjin: WAIT I ALSO HAVE LIVE FOOTAGE OF A TAEKOOK DATE
fountjin: CLASSIFIED
fountjin:
hopefulsprite: AWWWW
cuddlymochi: now THAT’S accurate omg
strawberrytae: <3 <3
whippedkookie: guys for the last time i’m not a bunny
lovebugjoon: yes you are
fountjin: yes you are
sleepysuga: yes you are
cuddlymochi: yes you are
strawberrytae: yes you are <3
whippedkookie: fine i guess if tae says so
fountjin: whipped bunny
sleepysuga: here’s a real photo of namjoon kissing seokjin
sleepysuga:
strawberrytae: ARE THOSE CHEETOS
sleepysuga: just pretend they’re soggy
cuddlymochi: OHMYGODYOONGI I LOVE YOU LMFAOOO
fountjin: goodbye cruel world
lovebugjoon: i’m leaving
hopefulsprite: MY L U N GS
whippedkookie: accuracy