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Chapter 99: 99 - vacation time

Notes:

Happy 100 chapters omg!!! Let the vacation begin~

Also sorry this one took so long to get out, I didn't realize how many scenes I wanted to fit in here haha.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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[sprite enthusiasts]

whippedkookie: jimin your parents are literally the best

whippedkookie: three free hotel rooms wtf

cuddlymochi: :)))))

lovebugjoon: i'm glad you guys told me AFTER i killed myself trying to book these in time

cuddlymochi: shut up just be grateful

lovebugjoon: never said i wasn't

lovebugjoon: i'm sure yoongi is glad he doesn't have to deal with four people while hes trying to sleep though 

cuddlymochi: lmaooo he is v happy 

taeby: don't you think we're a little pathetic though

taeby: we woke up, drove to the airport, got to busan, and now we need to reserve four and a half hours to take naps

taeby: like

taeby: we didn't do anything

taeby: but we need naps

lovebugjoon: feel free to take that up with yoongi 

cuddlymochi: 

cuddlymochi: call it pathetic taetae but he's already asleep <3 <3 <3

cuddlymochi: 

cuddlymochi: so is he lmfao

taeby: awwwwwwww omg he's so cute wtf

whippedkookie: cute!! 

lovebugjoon: does he have any idea how adorable he is 

cuddlymochi: prob not

taeby: he deadass changed into his pajamas too

taeby: i love 

whippedkookie: his smile :') 

whippedkookie: cutest hyung :') 

lovebugjoon: so whats the plan for later guys

lovebugjoon: jimin i know you wanna take us on a tour when it gets dark right

cuddlymochi: mhm!!! 

cuddlymochi: sooo i was thinking we walk to the bridge first 

cuddlymochi: because the view is beautiful and i don't think any of us should be on a bridge when we're drunk

taeby: LMAO

cuddlymochi: so we can go to the bar after that 

cuddlymochi: kookie does that sound good?

whippedkookie: yeah sounds perfect

taeby: caN WE DO A PHOTOSHOOT AT THE BRIDGE 

taeby: WITH THE LIGHTS!!!! AND THE WATER!!!! PLEASE!!!!! 

cuddlymochi: ofc tae!

cuddlymochi: so does that sound okay namjoon?

cuddlymochi: namjoon?

cuddlymochi: ...namjoon

cuddlymochi: he fell asleep didn't he 

taeby: probably

taeby: jungkook is dozing off so i'm gonna go cuddle w him now

cuddlymochi: gross

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taeby: okok guys

taeby:

 

taeby: should i keep the headband??

cuddlymochi: TAEEEAEEAEEEAEe

cuddlymochi: U SAID WE WERE GOING SOFT HOURS 

cuddlymochi: U LOOK LIKE A WHOLE ASS DADDY

taeby: bitch we in the city

taeby: we can be soff tomorrow morning

cuddlymochi: wait then

cuddlymochi: does this mean 

cuddlymochi: soulmate of mine,

cuddlymochi: are you hereby giving me permission to be a hoe tonight

sleepysuga: no

whippedkookie: no

hopefulsprite: no

lovebugjoon: no

modelstatus: no

taeby: yes

cuddlymochi: LIT 

whippedkookie: how did you even come to that conclusion 

cuddlymochi: GUESS WHICH OUTFIT I PACKED

taeby: oh

taeby: did 

taeby: did you pack 

taeby:  the outfit

cuddlymochi: i did ;)

modelstatus: ...what is the outfit

taeby: no seokjin

taeby: not the outfit

taeby:  the outfit

lovebugjoon: i'm concerned 

cuddlymochi: tae do you still have a pic

modelstatus: was it from a showcase

cuddlymochi: yes

modelstatus: oh dear

taeby: 

modelstatus: OH DEAR 

taeby: 

modelstatus: PARK JIMIN

modelstatus: YOU'RE GONNA ATTRACT SO MUCH ATTENTION OH BOY

cuddlymochi: ;) ;) ;) 

modelstatus: YOUR WHOLE CHEST

modelstatus: YKNOW WHAT

modelstatus: THATS MY BOY

cuddlymochi: :D 

taeby: WAIT NOW I WANNA CHANGE HOLD UP

 

cuddlymochi: DID U BRING

cuddlymochi: HOLD ON I SAVED THE PIC 

cuddlymochi: 

cuddlymochi: THIS LOOK?? BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD ON U 

taeby: I DID! 

taeby: SOULMATE CULTURE

cuddlymochi: <33333

cuddlymochi: WITH THE NECKLACE THO?

taeby: YEP ;)

cuddlymochi: SWEET 

cuddlymochi: @modelstatus WHAT ARE YOU WEARIN

modelstatus: 

cuddlymochi: OOOOH CUTTTEEEEE

lovebugjoon: he looks really good guys :( 

lovebugjoon: like really good 

lovebugjoon: the full outfit is beautiful 

lovebugjoon: like  w o w 

modelstatus: :)

lovebugjoon: its not fair how do you look so good wtf

lovebugjoon: UGH

taeby: seokjin's impact

modelstatus: lmao

taeby: jiminie are u doing smokey eye

cuddlymochi: duh

taeby: kk

whippedkookie: why don't you just come to our room jimin lol

whippedkookie: get ready together

cuddlymochi: because i'd have to lug all my stuff over there uh

whippedkookie: don't you just need to bring ur makeup or whatever

cuddlymochi: yes

cuddlymochi: i don't want to lug an entire suitcase over gosh kook

whippedkookie: ...

taeby: jIMIN 

taeby: EMERGENCY

cuddlymochi: YES BB?

taeby: DO U HAVE YOUR MAC LIP GLOSS

taeby: THE CLEAR ONE 

taeby: WITH JUST A HINT OF BROWN #4435 

cuddlymochi: YES

cuddlymochi: STAY RIGHT THERE I'M COMIN

lovebugjoon: this is like watching an action movie i'm wheezing

hopefulsprite: i'd like to inform everybody that jimin just ran into the door 

hopefulsprite: i think he forgot that you're supposed to 

hopefulsprite: yknow

hopefulsprite: o p e n  it 

whippedkookie: honestly mood

taeby: OK ITS OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN, I HAVE THE LIP GLOSS ITS OKAY NOW

lovebugjoon: no one asked 

cuddlymochi: hoseok shut up i was in a rush okay

hopefulsprite: mhm

 

[bottom boys]

taeby: ARE Y'ALL READY TO BE THE FINEST BOYS IN BUSAN 

cuddlymochi: HELL YEAH

modelstatus: HEY JIMIN

modelstatus: I'M A TOURIST, CAN YOU TELL ME WHATS TASTY IN BUSAN?

cuddlymochi: OF COURSE, SIR 

cuddlymochi: ITS MY ASS

taeby: HOE

cuddlymochi: ;)

taeby: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS JUNGKOOK'S DICC BUT OKAY

modelstatus: ok but being serious for a second, namjoon looks like a god rn 

modelstatus: i stg if a single soul tries to hit on him-

taeby: yeah if anyone dares breathe in jungkook's direction i'm unleashing jimin's abs on them

cuddlymochi: ^^ 

cuddlymochi: bUT LETS NOT WORRY ABOUT THA T

cuddlymochi: WE'RE TOO FINE TO CARE

modelstatus: HELL YEAH

taeby: TBH EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO HIT ON THEM WILL BE TOO INTIMIDATED BY US 

taeby: LIKE THEY'LL KNOW,,,THEY HAVE NO CHANCE 

cuddlymochi: YOU SAID IT BABE 

modelstatus: the amount of gay sass in this chat is unreal

cuddlymochi: ^^^^ 

 

[scared doms]

lovebugjoon: so we haven't used this chat in a while huh

hopefulsprite: guys we're leaving soon don't start thirsting over ur bfs now

lovebugjoon; uh that wasn't what i was gonna say but go off

whippedkookie: lol

lovebugjoon: i was gonna say

sleepysuga: jimin looks so fucking gorgeous and i swear to god i will kill any man who lays a fucking hand on him 

lovebugjoon: ^ thats more what i was gonna say

hopefulsprite: oof true

whippedkookie: yeah like what if people try to pick them up???

whippedkookie: i don't want anyone looking at my taetae!!! 

whippedkookie: *my* taetae :( 

sleepysuga: i'm not letting jimin out of my sight

sleepysuga: i don't trust people at bars

lovebugjoon: yeah

lovebugjoon: we have to promise to be 

lovebugjoon: #taejinmin protection squad tonight

hopefulsprite: absolutely

hopefulsprite: i'm protecting my children with my life

whippedkookie: 

sleepysuga: ^^ 

hopefulsprite: but also

hopefulsprite: you know you three look fine as fuck too right

hopefulsprite: if jimin doesn't throw hands tonight i'll be surprised lmao

sleepysuga: yes but my resting bitch face should take care of any horny assholes

hopefulsprite: LMFAO 

lovebugjoon: lung

whippedkookie: okay gtg taehyung is posing in the mirror

sleepysuga: does he need you for that 

whippedkookie: no he just looks fine as fuck so i need to kiss him bye

hopefulsprite: ok then

 

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[sprite enthusiasts]

cuddlymochi: is everyone ready?! 

taeby: yessss 

whippedkookie: yep

lovebugjoon: yes!

modelstatus: mhm

hopefulsprite: yeppp

hopefulsprite: we have to wake yoongi up now tho

lovebugjoon: he's still asleep

lovebugjoon: for real

lovebugjoon: we were just texting?? 

cuddlymochi: he woke up to get dressed and then fell back asleep

cuddlymochi: tae come to our room we need reinforcement

taeby: hobi isn't loud enough??

hopefulsprite: i am but he won't listen to me

cuddlymochi: hobi's sitting on him rn

cuddlymochi: he's still not moving

taeby: jfc

taeby: coming

lovebugjoon: when he kills you both don't come to me, i warned you

cuddlymochi: kk

whippedkookie: lmao

modelstatus: they're going to die

lovebugjoon: i know

sleepysuga: what the FUCK

sleepysuga: do you fuckers not understand

sleepysuga: about SLEEPING

sleepysuga: i don't appreciate

sleepysuga: being ASSAULTED by SCREAMING IDIOTS

sleepysuga: fucking christ

lovebugjoon: i tried to stop them

hopefulsprite: did not

sleepysuga: you could have just had jimin kiss me awake but NO

sleepysuga: you decided to SCREAM

modelstatus: i love my children :) 

taeby: i'm not your kid anymore 

taeby: i'm hobi's remember

whippedkookie: oh shit-

modelstatus: i'm gonna dropkick you off the fucking bridge you brat

hopefulsprite: DON'T TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT

hopefulsprite: I'LL SUE YOU

cuddlymochi: guys can we just go 

cuddlymochi: meet in the lobby

modelstatus: HE WAS MY SON FIRST YOU CHILD THIEF

hopefulsprite: HE WAS NEVER YOURS

hopefulsprite: IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION

modelstatus: FINE

modelstatus: THEN TELL YOUR SON HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY SON ANYMORE

whippedkookie: what did i do

cuddlymochi: GUYS PLEASE

cuddlymochi: let's go :( 

lovebugjoon: seokjin and i are already in the lobby tho

cuddlymochi: wHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT

 

"Idiots," Seokjin laughed affectionately at his phone- he could practically hear the younger boy's whining through his texts.

"Yeah, but they're our idiots," Namjoon sighed, shaking his head at the messages still coming in. He couldn't take his mind off the previous conversation, but he was anxious about going out. He knew it was stupid to worry so much, but he couldn't stand the thought of anyone getting close to Seokjin. He didn't want to see any of his friends get harassed, but Seokjin looked damn good, it was impossible not be wary. 

"Hey, you okay?" Seokjin's warm voice pulled Namjoon from his thoughts, and he cursed at himself for not being more subtle. He didn't want to tell Seokjin he was worried about something that might not even happen. 

"Yeah, fine."

"Namjoon. What's wrong?" 

"Nothing," Namjoon brushed him off. It was stupid to be worrying so much about hypothetical situations, especially when Seokjin would just tell him there was nothing to worry about.

"Don't try to lie, Joonie," Seokjin cupped his cheek and turned him back to face him, "what's wrong?"

"Really, it's dumb, don't worry about it."

"I'm worrying about it, and you know I won't stop asking until you tell me," the elder raised an eyebrow. Honestly, why did Namjoon even try?

"I'm just- you look good,"  Namjoon blurted out, leaving Seokjin even more confused than before.

"Uh...is that a problem?"

"No, I mean yes, well not- no, it's not, but," Namjoon struggled to explain, "I'm worried about other people."

"Aw, that's sweet of you," Seokjin cooed, and Namjoon stared blankly at him. "I know everyone's self-esteem will be hurt after looking at me, it's nice of you to care."

If Namjoon wasn't seriously concerned about people cat-calling his boyfriend, he would have burst out laughing at the cockiness. At the lack of reaction Seokjin's brows furrowed and he knew something serious was bothering the other. 

"Hey, really talk to me, what's up?" 

"I'm worried about other people hitting on you," Namjoon grumbled.

Oh. 

"Love bug, you don't have to worry about that," Seokjin shook his head, "I'm yours, you know that."

"It's not just that though," Namjoon huffed, "I don't want people to disrespect you. Harrass you and stuff."

If Seokjin was in love before, he was completely and utterly whipped now. Namjoon was such a good person he could hardly stand it. What did he do to deserve someone who  unselfishlycared so much about him? 

"You're so fucking sweet," Seokjin smiled, nuzzling the other's cheek lightly, "I appreciate that Joon." 

"I'm serious though," Namjoon sat up straighter, "if anyone lays a hand you, I'm going to have to break their wrist." 

The pout on Namjoon's face was fierce as he stared at Seokjin, gaze determined and protective but with a hint of childlike sadness. The thought of anyone else putting their hands on his boyfriend made his blood boil, and he knew it was too early to start worrying about this but he couldn't help it. Half of him wanted to suggest that they just stay in, because there was no way that they were going to be able to make it out of the bar without some sort of conflict. Not when Seokjin looked this incredible. Namjoon was going to have to kill somebody tonight. 

"Namjoon," Seokjin wanted to laugh at the way the younger was pouting so intensely at him- something about it was so cute and endearing that he was barely able to restrain himself from squishing his cheeks. "It'll be fine, okay?"

"Sure."

"I promise, love bug," Seokjin sat back against the couch, leaning over to let his head drop onto Namjoon's shoulder. "No one's going to try and mess with me once they see I'm with you." 

"Oh please," Namjoon rolled his eyes, wrapping an arm around the other's shoulders, "it doesn't matter who you're with, you're way too stunning for anyone to care."

Seokjin opened his mouth to argue again, but he was cut off by a pair of small hands covering his eyes out of nowhere, and instead of an argument a shriek came out of his mouth instead. Based on the rings and the tiny size of the hands, he didn't have to think twice about who was trying to fool him.

"Park Jimin that's not funny,"  he scolded, whipping around to see the boy laughing at his reaction, cheeks pink and eyes closed. Damn it, why did it have to be so impossible to be mad at him? "You're lucky you're cute, Jimin," he huffed, dropping his head back to Namjoon's shoulder. 

"I know," Jimin sang, walking around and plopping down next to the eldest. 

"Jesus Yoongi, what happened to you?" Namjoon suddenly looked very confused, staring at his disheveled best friend in concern as he followed Jimin around. 

"I was woken up by screaming monkeys," Yoongi mumbled, sending a glare in Hoseok's direction, "that's why I look like a dead raccoon." 

"Aw, but you love us," Hoseok cooed, latching onto Yoongi like a koala bear, "right?"

"Wrong." 

 

[sprite enthusiasts]

cuddlymochi: taetae, kookie where the hell are you

cuddlymochi: its been ten minutes

whippedkookie: COMING

whippedkookie: on our way

whippedkookie: we were uh

whippedkookie: i couldn't find my shoes

taeby: he wanted a blowjob

taeby: oh

taeby: i mean yeah

taeby: he couldn't find his shoes

taeby: uh

modelstatus: you cannot be serious

cuddlymochi: only you

cuddlymochi: only you would do that taehyung

taeby: shut up we're coming

modelstatus: gross i don't wanna know

whippedkookie: sHUT UP

 

As soon as Taehyung and (a red-faced) Jungkook came into view, Jimin wasted absolutely no time it getting up. He was nearly bursting with excitement, thrilled to be back in his hometown with all of his friends. 

"To the bridge!" Jimin jumped up and off the couch, bouncing rather than walking towards the doors. Hoseok was right behind him, having regained the energy he didn't posses earlier in the day. He'd never been to Busan so he was more than excited to see the view from the bridge- and it was hard not to be happy when Jimin was so bubbly. It was contagious, really. 

With Jimin skipping at the front of their group, it was only a fifteen minute walk from the hotel to the bridge. Jungkook would point out buildings and tell stories about his childhood, showing them which way he walked to school and where he would always stop to get free kimchi from the nice lady who owned a small shop.

The air around them was light, with Jungkook and Jimin so happy to be back that it was radiating off of them. Their excitement was contagious, and it only grew the closer they got to the bridge. But when they got there, all of them understood why the two were so happy. The view was breathtaking, like nothing they'd ever seen before. Seoul had nothing on the array of colors or the golden glow that illuminated the Oncheon River below them. It was silent for a few moments, the group simply admiring the nightscape and drinking in the sight. Then, slowly, Jimin walked up to the edge of the bridge, leaning against the railing with a soft smile. 

Jimin's eyes were swimming with adoration as he gazed up at the city, each and every color reflected in his already shining eyes. Yoongi's breath was gone, taken away by the sheer beauty of the boy standing in front of him. He was glowing like an angel, pale skin sparkling under the lights that surrounded them. Yoongi had never been more in love. He watched silently as Jimin's eyes scanned the city with a small smile tugging at his lips, content with just admiring him. 

"Beautiful," he whispered under his breath, paying no attention to the view in front of them. All he could see was Jimin. 

"Yeah, it really is," Jimin replied quietly, fascination written across his features.

"No, not the city," Yoongi shook his head and reached out to take Jimin's hand in his own, "you."

It took a moment for the words to register, but when they did Jimin slowly turned his head to face Yoongi, smiling gently. 

"You think so?" 

Without thinking, Yoongi found himself smiling back, leaning forward just until their noses brushed against each other. 

"Yeah," he whispered, looking at Jimin just as lovingly as he was looking at the city, "I do."

Jimin let a small giggle escape his lips, face lighting up even brighter than before. He took a moment to look at Yoongi, admiring the familiar features, the warmth of his smile and the love in his eyes, emotions rising in his chest until his heart nearly burst.

"I love you," Jimin smiled once again, leaning in and placing a soft, gentle kiss on Yoongi's lips, to which the latter returned happily (with more than just a few kisses).  

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Jungkook's expression was similar to Jimin's, but just a bit more sad. He looked at the city like it was something he couldn't have but desperately wanted. Taehyung's heart tugged painfully when he looked over at his boyfriend, he was almost able to feel the homesickness coming from him. He knew Jungkook was happy to be back, but he didn't realize just how much he missed Busan. 

"We'll come back," Taehyung promised with a smile, his head leaning against the boy's shoulder, "and get a nice house here."

"We?" 

"Yeah," the elder squeezed Jungkook's hand,  I don't plan on leaving you ever, and I'd much rather live here than Daegu." 

Something about how casually Taehyung spoke filled Jungkook with so much happiness, so much excitement for the future that he just couldn't contain himself anymore. He turned and wrapped Taehyung up in a bear hug, squeezing him tight against his body. Knowing that Taehyung really wanted to spend the rest of their lives together, enough to assume that it was a given, took a ton of weight of Jungkook's heart. It was like his insecurities about how the other felt about him were washed away with a simple sentence, and god was he happy. 

"I love you," Jungkook laughed, letting his guard fall completely down. Being back at his home city with the love of his life was such an incredible feeling and he didn't know any other way to express it. 

"Ah- I love you too, Kook," Taehyung smiled wide, arms around the brunette's neck to keep himself steady. The laugh that fell from Jungkook's lips was music to him, and his heart swelled with affection. He loved to see him like this, carefree and happy, and he loved to know that he could be the cause of it.

"As cute as you all are, we're in public guys," Hoseok snapped the boys out of their trances (except for Namjoon and Seokjin, because they were actually talking about the city rather than making out). 

"Oh come on, we were having a moment," Jimin huffed, slumping against Yoongi with his cheek pressed against his chest. 

"Buzzkill," Jungkook pouted dramatically, but he pulled away from Taehyung anyway. 

"Alright tour guide," Namjoon turned to smile at Jimin, "where to?" 

With a mischevious glint in his eyes, Jimin glanced at over at Taehyung with a smirk, tongue darting across his bottom lip.

"It's time to hit the bar~" 

Notes:

Get ready for protective and jealous boys, my friends ;)