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[sleepysuga, cuddlymochi chat]
cuddlymochi: hey
cuddlymocchi: are you busy?
sleepysuga: nope
sleepysuga: something wrong?
cuddlymochi: no no
cuddlymochi: i um
cuddlymochi: ok i was gonna ask you about this in person but i’m s h y
sleepysuga: what's up?
cuddlymochi: uhhh
cuddlymochi: ahhh i can’t do this
sleepysuga: ??
sleepysuga: its okay
sleepysuga: you can ask me anything
sleepysuga: you know that
cuddlymochi: i knowwww but this is differenttttt
cuddlymochi: okay
cuddlymochi: i um
cuddlymochi: UM
cuddlymochi: iwroteasongandiwantedyoutomaybemaketheinstrumentalsforit
sleepysuga: you
sleepysuga: you what
cuddlymochi: iwroteasong
sleepysuga: you wrote a song
cuddlymochi: yes :<
sleepysuga: jiminie!!!
sleepysuga: why were you afraid to tell me that!!!
sleepysuga: send me the lyrics!! i bet its beautiful sweetheart
cuddlymochi: hnnnn not compared to anything you’ve written tho
sleepysuga: stfu that’s not true
sleepysuga: please?
cuddlymochi: yeah yeah ofc
cuddlymochi:
[file attatched]
sleepysuga: JIMIN
sleepysuga: this
cuddlymochi: is terrible?
cuddlymochi: i know i shouldn’t have even tried
sleepysuga: stop
sleepysuga: this is so beautiful
sleepysuga: “promise” is such a beautiful title
sleepysuga: fuck i really didn’t think i could fall any more in love with yet here we are
cuddlymochi: you really think so?
sleepysuga: yes
sleepysuga: oh my god jimin
sleepysuga: how long have you had this written?
cuddlymochi: a few months...i was embarrassed
sleepysuga: good i was worried you’d been hiding this masterpiece for too long
sleepysuga: thank you for sharing it with me jiminie
cuddlymochi: well i kinda
cuddlymochi: mmm
cuddlymochi: wroteitforyou
sleepysuga: jimin
sleepysuga: you’re going to be the death of me
cuddlymochi: doyoulikeit
sleepysuga: baby i love it
sleepysuga: you’re going to make me cry
sleepysuga: this is really for me?
cuddlymochi: ...yeah :)
cuddlymochi: i hate seeing you when you’re depressed or in a rough spot
cuddlymochi: so i wanted to give you something to listen to when you feel stuck
cuddlymochi: i want you to be your light when it gets dark :)
sleepysuga: jimin…
[lovebugjoon, cuddlymochi chat]
lovebugjoon: is everything okay with you and yoongi
lovebugjoon: he’s crying
lovebugjoon: like really crying
lovebugjoon: he just said your name
lovebugjoon: what happened
cuddlymochi: OHDSLHSHDHD
[ sleepysuga, cuddlymochi chat]
cuddlymochi: ARE YOU ACTUALLY CRYING SLDHSD
sleepysuga: obviously
sleepysuga: how can i not
sleepysuga: this is the most genuine thing anyone’s ever done for me i’m-
sleepysuga: thank you so much jimin you have no idea how much this means to me
sleepysuga: fuck i love you so much
sleepysuga: you really are an angel
cuddlymochi: i love you too <3
cuddlymochi: don’t thank me!! i’m glad you like it!!!! i was so worried oml
sleepysuga: i have no idea why
sleepysuga: this is so so so so beautiful
cuddlymochi: then...did u see the second part of my question
sleepysuga: oh
sleepysuga: you want me to compose it?
cuddlymochi: if you want
cuddlymochi: you don’t have to
sleepysuga: baby i’m honored
sleepysuga: of course :)
sleepysuga: why don’t you come over later so we can work on it together?
sleepysuga: i want to hear you sing it anyway
cuddlymochi: aaahhHHhhH okay!!
cuddlymochi: i’m so shyyyy
cuddlymochi; if i cry when i start singing its because i’m nervous pls don’t be alarmed
sleepysuga: you have nothing to be nervous about
sleepysuga: you know if i had a choice to marry you or your voice i’d choose your voice
cuddlymochi: um
cuddlymochi: i’m not sure how much better that made me feel
sleepysuga: lmao
sleepysuga: i love you jimin
sleepysuga: and you know i love your voice
sleepysuga: don’t be nervous
cuddlymochi: but you’re like
cuddlymochi: a god
cuddlymochi: in terms of music
sleepysuga: fuckfuckfuck nooo i’m not
sleepysuga: thank you so much but nooo i’m not
cuddlymochi: YES YOU ARE WHAT DO YOU MEAN
sleepysuga: i’m not that great hush
cuddlymochi: LIES
cuddlymochi: THAT IS A BIG FAT LIE AND YOU KNOW IT
sleepysuga: i mean i don’t suck but i’m far from a god
cuddlymochi: SHUT
cuddlymochi: UP
cuddlymochi: I LISTEN TO THE PLAYLIST OF ALL YOUR SONGS EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO BED
sleepysuga: you do?
cuddlymochi: uh
cuddlymochi: ok i regret admitting that
sleepysuga: i think i’m gonna marry you
sleepysuga: i love you so much jimin
sleepysuga: its not even
sleepysuga: i don’t even know how to express it
cuddlymochi: relatable
sleepysuga: <3
cuddlymochi: i hope the song does it justice though
sleepysuga: it does angel
[lovebugjoon, cuddlymochi chat]
lovebugjoon: JIMIN
lovebugjoon: HELLO
lovebugjoon: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
lovebugjoon: HE’S GIGGLING BUT HE’S STILL CRYING LIKE A BABY WHATS GOING ON
cuddlymochi: i wrote him a song
lovebugjoon: oh my god
[taeberry, cuddlymochi chat]
cuddlymochi: i sent him the song :)
taeberry: THAT’S MY BOY
taeberry: and??
cuddlymochi: namjoon texted me to ask why yoongi was crying
taeberry: FHSKDHSAH AWW
taeberry: I TOLD YOU HE’D LOVE IT
cuddlymochi: :)
taeberry: wait till he hears you sing it like the angel you are
cuddlymochi: he wants to hear me sing it later i'm gonna cryyyyy
cuddlymochi: i'm so nervous but
cuddlymochi: ahh i love him
taeberry: you got nothing to worry about you know he would deadass marry your voice
cuddlymochi: lol he said the same thing
[sleepysuga, hopefulsprite chat]
sleepysuga: HOSEOK
hopefulsprite: whoa
hopefulsprite: is this yoongi
hopefulsprite: you have never typed my name in caps what goes on
sleepysuga: JIMIN
hopefulsprite: ...yes that's your boyfriend
sleepysuga: he wrote me a song
hopefulsprite: OMG
hopefulsprite: HE'S SO PRECIOUS
sleepysuga: hobi its beautiful
sleepysuga: the lyrics-
sleepysuga: its beautiful
hopefulsprite: whats it called
sleepysuga: promise
hopefulsprite: FHFHSHSDH
sleepysuga: my favorite line
sleepysuga: "i want you to be your light baby"
hopefulsprite: STOP MY HEART IS GONNA BURST
hopefulsprite: YOU HAVE TO MARRY HIM
sleepysuga: i'm going to trust me
sleepysuga: he's a literal angel
hopefulsprite: he really is
[sprite enthusiasts]
lovebugjoon: so i emailed the biology professor
lovebugjoon: about ostriches
lovebugjoon: i'll let you know if he answers
taeberry: cool thanks
whippedkookie: you really emailed-
whippedkookie: i have no words
modelstatus: HI HELLO SOMEBODY HELP
modelstatus: SOS
modelstatus: HELP
lovebugjoon: are you okay??
lovebugjoon: what's wrong?
modelstatus: HELP US
modelstatus: WE'RE TRAPPED
modelstatus: HOSEOK LEFT HIS PHONE ON HIS BED
modelstatus: HELP
lovebugjoon: baby what's going on
modelstatus: THERE'S A GIANT ASS SPIDER
modelstatus: WE CAN'T MOVE
lovebugjoon: i-
cuddlymochi: ewww how big
modelstatus: I THINK ITS A FUCKING HUNSTMAN SPIDER
cuddlymochi: EWEWEW
lovebugjoon: jfc those are big
modelstatus: WE'RE STANDING ON MY DESK CHAIR
lovebugjoon: both of you?
modelstatus: YES
modelstatus: HOBI'S SQUISHED AGAINST THE WALL SOMEONE PLEASE COME HELP
whippedkookie: damn thats a big spider
taeberry: i would help you if it was smaller but fuck that
lovebugjoon: ^
cuddlymochi: ^
sleepysuga: ^
whippedkookie: y'all are really gonna make me save them
taeberry: yep
whippedkookie: sigh
whippedkookie: can you guys wait ten minutes
modelstatus: WHAT IF IT MOVES
modelstatus: THAT'S A LONG TIME
lovebugjoon: can't you just throw a book on it?
cuddlymochi: yeah try and drop something
modelstatus: THATS SCARY
modelstatus: UHH I CAN TRY AND THROW A BOOK ON IT
whippedkookie: i'm on my way lmfao
modelstatus: FUCKFUCK I FUCKING MISSED
taeberry: oh boy
modelstatus: IT JUST FUCKING RAN CLOSER NONONONO
modelstatus: I DON'T LIKE THIS KOOKIE HURRY UP
whippedkookie: i'm literally jogging
modelstatus: ITS
modelstatus: WALKING
modelstatus: CLOSER
sleepysuga: is hobi okay
modelstatus: NO
modelstatus: deadass he's whimpering
modelstatus: SO HURRY UP ITS CRAMPED UP HERE
lovebugjoon: you could just go around it
lovebugjoon: make a jump for it
modelstatus: ARE YOU INSANE
modelstatus: I'M NOT MOVING NEAR THAT THING
cuddlymochi: apparently huntsman spiders bite
cuddlymochi: its not dangerous but it hurts
modelstatus: JUNGKOOOOOOOOOOK
whippedkookie: almost there
modelstatus: ITS CRAWING UP THE SFUCKIGN WALL
cuddlymochi: lol what
modelstatus: THA.SLJ WALL ITS CRAW;ING IP TH WALLS
taeberry: rip it was nice knowing you guys
modelstatus: JUNGKOOK HURTTY YOUP
taeberry: jungkook hurtty youp
[cuddlymochi changed the chat name to jungkook hurtty youp]
taeberry: DEAD
modelstatus: DON'T AMKE FUN OF ME
modelstatus: INM SCADER
cuddlymochi: hyung what language are you speaking
modelstatus: I'M SCARED
cuddlymochi: oh gotcha
whippedkookie: i'm here
whippedkookie: well shit
whippedkookie: that's a big spider
whippedkookie: you guys
whippedkookie: they look so ridiculous
whippedkookie: i can't breathe omfg
whippedkookie: PFTHAHHAHA
whippedkookie: I TOLD THEM TO RUN FOR IT LOOK AT THIS
cuddlymochi: LMAOMAOAOAO
lovebugjoon: oh lord
taeberry: L U N G
cuddlymochi: SEOKJIN TF IS ON YOUR FACE
modelstatus: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FACE MASK FUCK U
hopefulsprite: I GOT MY PHONE HOLY FHSIHDHTI
hopefulsprite: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED
whippedkookie: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING-
modelstatus: STOP LAUGHING AT US AND GET RID OF THE GODDAMN THING
whippedkookie: okay jeez
whippedkookie: actually now that i'm here
whippedkookie: i'm not entirely sure what to do with it
whippedkookie: do i kill it?
hopefulsprite: YES YOU FUCKING KILL IT
lovebugjoon: if you don't it'll probably come back
lovebugjoon: it might lay eggs too
modelstatus: KILL THE BEAST
whippedkookie: kk seokjin i'm using your textbook
modelstatus: THE FUCK
whippedkookie: killed it
hopefulsprite: can we request a new room
hopefulsprite: i'm not going back there
whippedkookie: i don't really wanna pick it up
whippedkookie: what do i do
taeberry: leave it there
taeberry: and come over i want kisses
whippedkookie: !!
whippedkookie: omw
modelstatus: dON'T YOU DARE LEAVE IT THERE
modelstatus: JEON JUNGKOOK
modelstatus: YOU LITTLE WEASLE
hopefulsprite: i'm moving out