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[space butterflies]
modelstatus: guys i’m freaking out
modelstatus: i lost my wallet
modelstatus: i’m so pissed
cuddlymochi: oh noooo
cuddlymochi: where did you have it last??
modelstatus: i had it in my pocket this morning
modelstatus: i’ve been all over the place today ugh
lovebugjoon: aw baby
lovebugjoon: could it be in class somewhere?
modelstatus: maybe
modelstatus: i guess i have to go back and check everywhere
modelstatus: jungkookie you don’t have it do you?
modelstatus: did you see me leave it in the dining hall
kookiebun: nah sorry
kookiebun: i can go back and check for you
modelstatus: its okay bby thanks
modelstatus: ugh
modelstatus: three classes, the dining hall and the convenience store
modelstatus: fun
sunshinehobi: good luck!!
[kookiebun, cuddlymochi chat]
kookiebun: i took it
cuddlymochi: i had a feeling
cuddlymochi: ur so annoying
kookiebun: don’t tell him
cuddlymochi: wouldn’t dream of it
[space butterflies]
lovebugjoon: wait baby i’ll come with you
lovebugjoon: i’m bored
modelstatus: aw you don’t have to
lovebugjoon: its fine
lovebugjoon: you’ll be too bored by yourself
lovebugjoon: its too hot to be walking around
modelstatus: ily
modelstatus: i’m by the library
sunshinehobi: how sweet
taeberry: what if it's in another dimension
cuddlymochi: taehyung.
taeberry: i’m just saying
taeberry: wormholes could be anywhere
cuddlymochi: oh god
taeberry: omg seokjin what if you have the first case of interdimensional travel
taeberry: your wallet could be famous
sunshinehobi: i don’t think seokjin is reading your texts
modelstatus: i am i’m just ignoring them
taeberry: rude
modelstatus: kookie are you sure you don’t have it??
modelstatus: i really thought i had it with me at lunch
kookiebun: nope sorry hyung
kookiebun: i don’t remember seeing it either
taeberry: seriously. it could be in an alternate dimension
taeberry: i’m gonna talk to the physics professor
[kookiebun, taeberry chat]
kookiebun: baby i have his wallet
taeberry: LOL
[space butterflies]
taeberry: omg hyung i know where your wallet is
[kookiebun, taeberry chat]
kookiebun: DO NOT
kookiebun: TAE I SWEAR
[space butterflies]
modelstatus: where?
taeberry: it’s in a different dimension i know it
taeberry: its in dimension 1011
modelstatus: ok taehyung
[kookiebun, taeberry chat]
kookiebun: thank you.
taeberry: no wait
taeberry: i told him you have it
kookiebun: huh
taeberry: dimension 1011
taeberry: 10, 11
taeberry: j is the 10th letter of the alphabet
taeberry: k is the 11th
taeberry: dimension jk
taeberry: dimension jungkook
kookiebun: i am so convinced you do cocaine
taeberry: me too
[space butterflies]
sunshinehobi: wow tae so there are over 1000 dimensions?
taeberry: yep
cuddlymochi: pls don’t get him started on the multiverse theory
cuddlymochi: he’ll go on for hours
taeberry: we don’t really know how many other dimensions are out there
taeberry: probably infinite
sunshinehobi: mhm
taeberry: why do i feel like you don’t believe me
sunshinehobi: no no please continue
sunshinehobi: fascinating
taeberry: jerk
sunshinehobi: <3
cuddlymochi: we love you
[sleepysuga, cuddlymochi chat]
cuddlymochi: hiiiii
cuddlymochi: how’s your day going
sleepysuga: ugh terrible
sleepysuga: i can’t wait to come home
sleepysuga: i need a hug from you so bad
cuddlymochi: awww :(
cuddlymochi: anything i can do now?
cuddlymochi: i don’t want you to be sad
sleepysuga: no it's okay
sleepysuga: the program head is being an asshole
sleepysuga: he must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed he won’t stop yelling at me
cuddlymochi: D:
sleepysuga: everything i do is wrong today apparently
sleepysuga: i submitted my track for the morning and he literally just deleted the file off my computer
sleepysuga: soooo all that work i really liked is gone now
cuddlymochi: omg what an asshole
cuddlymochi: i’m sorry yoonie
cuddlymochi: i’ll come kick him in the face if you want
sleepysuga: i would love that but he writes my paycheck
cuddlymochi: don’t worry i’ll force him to keep writing them
cuddlymochi: your music is incredible, you deserve so much better!!
sleepysuga: thanks angel <3
sleepysuga: actually you can cheer me up
sleepysuga: send me a pic of your cute smile
cuddlymochi:
cuddlymochi: enjoy
sleepysuga: you’re so fucking cute
sleepysuga: can’t wait to hug the shit out of you
cuddlymochi: can't wait either
cuddlymochi: do you want a belly massage
cuddlymochi: i know you like those
sleepysuga: shhh its a secret
sleepysuga: yes please
cuddlymochi: you're literally a cat
cuddlymochi: you like your belly rubs
sleepysuga: only for you
cuddlymochi: i love youuuu
sleepysuga: i love you more :)
[space butterflies]
modelstatus: ok i looked everywhere i was today
modelstatus: we can’t find it
modelstatus: someone must have stolen it
cuddlymochi: noooo that sucks
taeberry: oof
sunshinehobi: what did you have in your wallet
modelstatus: drivers license, university id, actual id card, and a lot of cash >:(
sunshinehobi: well that's bad
modelstatus: god damn it
modelstatus: its so expensive to replace all those things
modelstatus: fuck
modelstatus: UGH
taeberry: sorry hyungie that really sucks
kookiebun: are you sure you checked everywhere??
modelstatus: positive
kookiebun: did you check my dorm?
modelstatus: why would i check your dorm i wasn’t there
kookiebun: true
kookiebun: i just thought maybe there’s a chance
kookiebun: that its sitting on my bed
modelstatus: you
modelstatus: did you
modelstatus: jeon fucking jungkook did you take my wallet
modelstatus: DON’T YOU DARE LIE
kookiebun: no
kookiebun: it followed me home
kookiebun: pretty spooky
modelstatus: I FUCKING HATE YOU OMG THAJSHK
modelstatus: YOU MADE ME WALK AROUND FOR 45 MINUTES
modelstatus: IN THIS HEAT
modelstatus: DRAGGING NAMJOON ALONG
modelstatus: AND YOU HAD IT THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME
kookiebun: yes
modelstatus: THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT THE PERSON THAT RAISED YOU
kookiebun: why not
modelstatus: man i’m gonna fuck you up
kookiebun: :D
modelstatus: did the rest of you know
sunshinehobi: no
lovebugjoon: no
cuddlymochi: yes
taeberry: of course
modelstatus: you three
modelstatus: are such troublemakers
modelstatus: i’m going to drown ALL OF YOU
cuddlymochi: we didn’t do anything!!!
taeberry: he stole it not us!!!
modelstatus: you’re accessories to the crime
taeberry: i even told you where it was
modelstatus: no you didn't
taeberry: yes
modelstatus: when
taeberry: i said it was in dimension 1011
taeberry: 10, 11
taeberry: j is the 10th letter of the alphabet
taeberry: k is the 11th
taeberry: dimension jk
taeberry: dimension jungkook
sunshinehobi: I'M CACKLING
cuddlymochi: omg you crackhead
modelstatus: i
modelstatus: i'm coming for you all
kookiebun: you better hurry up
taeberry: *hurtty youp
cuddlymochi: lmfao
kookiebun: your wallet told me that if you’re not here in ten minutes it’s moving to a different location
modelstatus: JEON JUNGKOOK I SWEAR