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Chapter 193: 193 - rap line stans

Notes:

so the next chapter is gonna be angsty...and taekook...but not the taekook angst i have planned :D

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[space butterflies]

taeberry: hey is anyone up

cuddlymochi: taehyung i swear to fucking god i’m going to block you 

sunshinehobi: i kinda like his random questions tho

sunshinehobi: sometimes they’re cute 

taeberry: jimin everytime i text you’re the first to respond

taeberry: which means you’re already awake

taeberry: so why the complaining huh

cuddlymochi: I’M NOT AWAKE 

cuddlymochi: I ALWAYS WAKE UP IF I HEAR YOUR TEXT TONE 

cuddlymochi: BECAUSE IF YOU NEED ME I DON’T WANNA MISS IT

taeberry: ...aw <3 

cuddlymochi: so when you start talking about princesses and space butterflies 

cuddlymochi: i get frustrated!!!!

taeberry: lol i know

taeberry: i don’t have anything crazy today i’m still at the library

sunshinehobi: omg baby go to sleep

sunshinehobi: where’s kookie???

taeberry: at the studio

taeberry: he’s working on his audition for the university dance team

cuddlymochi: ahhhh i hope he makes it

sunshinehobi: i’m sure he will

sunshinehobi: if not we’ll pull a few strings

cuddlymochi: of course

taeberry: i just wanted to see if anyone was up because i’m so fuckin stressed

taeberry: ugh

cuddlymochi: aww :((

cuddlymochi: what’s going on?

taeberry: believe it or not, art history is fucking hard

taeberry: our professor expects to memorize dates and shit 

taeberry: i keep studying for this stupid test but nothing makes sense

cuddlymochi: i’m sorry baby

sunshinehobi: anything we can do to help?

taeberry: unless you know each and every da vinci painting by heart, i don’t think so

lovebugjoon: i see that someone needs help

lovebugjoon: what's wrong what can i do

sunshinehobi: joon you’re so pure 

taeberry: idk are you any good at art history

lovebugjoon: not even a little bit

lovebugjoon: i’m good at history though

lovebugjoon: if you need context for the pieces you’re studying

taeberry: maybe

taeberry: ugh i’m gonna cry this sucks

taeberry: i need the credits for this class i don’t have time to take it next semester

cuddlymochi: how big is this test?

taeberry: it's one of two

taeberry: for the whole semester

cuddlymochi: yikes

modelstatus: taetae it's four you should get some sleep

modelstatus: let your brain absorb what you’ve studied

taeberry: i can’t

taeberry: i’m still only halfway through the section

modelstatus: it's not healthy

lovebugjoon: remember that one time i fainted from staying up all night

lovebugjoon: you don’t want to end up like that right? 

taeberry: yeah i guess you’re right

taeberry: i’m not gonna pass anyway might as well go to bed 

modelstatus: and tell your stupid boyfriend to come back home its too late to be dancing 

kookiebun: i’m on my way back gosh hyung

modelstatus: sleep children

modelstatus: you need it 

 

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sleepysuga: my mixtape just hit 100,000 streams on soundcloud

sleepysuga: i’m shook 

cuddlymochi: i accounted for 99,999 of those 

sleepysuga: aw :) 

sunshinehobi: whoaaaa damn nice job

sunshinehobi: does that mean you qualify for that underground competition??!?!

sleepysuga: sure does

sleepysuga: puts me in a higher league now too

cuddlymochi: i can’t believe i’m dating a hot underground rapper 

cuddlymochi: amazing

lovebugjoon: oh shit when does all that start again

sleepysuga: next month 

sunshinehobi: mine is at 80,000 ugh

sunshinehobi: so closeeee

modelstatus: you’ll get there!!!!

modelstatus: i’ll get you there all by myself

modelstatus: i could listen to piece of peace for 12 hours straight

modelstatus: will that help

sunshinehobi: awww yes it would

lovebugjoon: oh

lovebugjoon: i’m at 500,000

cuddlymochi: DAMNNNN

cuddlymochi: CAN YOU SAY RAP GOD

modelstatus: thats hot

sleepysuga: hey rap monster is expensive girl still streaming

lovebugjoon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH

sunshinehobi: wait does that put you a league above yoongi??

lovebugjoon: perhaps

sunshinehobi: LOOK AT YOU GOOOO

lovebugjoon: if i do good i’m gonna promote the shit out of you guys

sunshinehobi: what a real one

taeberry: imagine being friends with famous rappers

taeberry: i’m so lucky 

lovebugjoon: lol “famous” yeah not really

taeberry: you’re famous in my book 

cuddlymochi: tae!! how did your test go??

taeberry: i passed :D

taeberry: barely

taeberry: but i passed

cuddlymochi: THATS MY BOY

modelstatus: i told you sleep would help

taeberry: you’re always right hyungie we know

modelstatus: <3 

kookiebun: omggg namjoon congrats

kookiebun: what's your fanclub called

taeberry: namdicks

modelstatus: LMFAODSJAJH 

cuddlymochi: NO SHUT UP OFHSKJD

modelstatus: ICONIC

taeberry: a classic

lovebugjoon: yeah no

lovebugjoon: ummm idk give me a fandom name

modelstatus: rap monsters

lovebugjoon: STOP

sleepysuga: i like that 

cuddlymochi: how about just monsters

cuddlymochi: rm and his monsters

lovebugjoon: that sounds so violent

sleepysuga: hermit crabs

taeberry: lolol

lovebugjoon: i’m being insulted and i do not like it

modelstatus: hmmmm

modelstatus: joonbugs

modelstatus: junebugs

lovebugjoon: yeah because that would sound scary in an underground competition 

taeberry: yoongi’s fans should be agust dicks

cuddlymochi: omg stop

taeberry: namdicks, agust dicks, and hope dicks

kookiebun: ur such a weirdo

lovebugjoon: you guys kinda suck at this

modelstatus: i’m trying to make puns based on all your songs

modelstatus: moonchildren?

modelstatus: forever rainers

modelstatus: jokers 

modelstatus: monos

cuddlymochi: wait that could work

cuddlymochi: monos also kinda sounds like monsters

taeberry: perfect

lovebugjoon: great i’ll take it

kookiebun: AS PRESIDENT OF THE MONO FANCLUB

kookiebun: YOU BETTER INVITE ME TO THE FIRST EVENT

modelstatus: whoa there kiddo

modelstatus: i’m the mono president  

kookiebun: fight me

lovebugjoon: <3 :) 

taeberry: hopeworldians rise up

sunshinehobi: HOPEWORLDIANS LOL

sunshinehobi: i love that 

cuddlymochi: agust dicks we ride at dawn

sleepysuga: no

cuddlymochi: ummm kittens?

sleepysuga: shut your mouth

sunshinehobi: HAHAHA

cuddlymochi: yoongi bears

cuddlymochi: meow meows

cuddlymochi: suga daddies

sleepysuga: i’m quitting rap

cuddlymochi: yeah i’ve got nothing 

cuddlymochi: whatever i’m an agust d stan so suck it

taeberry: ok but hope world is such a dynamic mixtape like

taeberry: the FLAVOR

cuddlymochi: yoongi raps the fastest

taeberry: just because he raps the fastest doesn’t mean he’s the best rapper

cuddlymochi: yoongi raps the fastest

kookiebun: ummmm namjoon goes pretty fast too

modelstatus: plus namjoon’s deep voice >>>>>

taeberry: hobi can sing

taeberry: it makes his songs more fun

sunshinehobi: i sense another war happening

lovebugjoon: me too but this is really cute

sleepysuga: i’m here for the praise

cuddlymochi: YOONGI’S SONGS GO SO HARD THO

cuddlymochi: DAECHWITA?? INSANE 

taeberry: hangsang?? base line?? go even harder though???

taeberry: best beats???

modelstatus: ain’t got nothing on expensive girl

lovebugjoon: seokjin i’m kicking you out of the club

cuddlymochi: yoongi’s voice in give it to me tho

cuddlymochi: the way he laughs so darkly

cuddlymochi: its pure sex

modelstatus: mono is so meaningful tho

modelstatus: his songs are so emotional

kookiebun: yes and they’re so pretty and gentle but still hip hop

cuddlymochi: i like it rough

cuddlymochi: yoongi’s mixtapes >>>>

sleepysuga: alrighty then

taeberry: BUT HOBI’S IS THE ULTIMATE PARTY MIXTAPE

taeberry: YOU CAN DROP IT TO ALLLLL OF THOSE SONGS

taeberry: well maybe not blue side but hey 

taeberry: he’s got variety

cuddlymochi: yoongi is the best rapper period

cuddlymochi: he owns all the cyphers

lovebugjoon: is this what it feels like to be famous

sunshinehobi: i know right

taeberry: please the cyphers would be nothing without hobi’s sound effects

kookiebun: JOON’S VOICE IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE CYPHERS

modelstatus: joon is so sassy but his voice is so deep it's so hottttt

cuddlymochi: NO

sunshinehobi: ok before this gets violent

sunshinehobi: thank you for the support guys <3

taeberry: thank you for making bops hobi <3 

cuddlymochi: whenever i’m sad i listen to yoongi’s mixtapes

cuddlymochi: and then i’m not sad anymore 

taeberry: bruh you listen to hardcore rap when you’re sad??

taeberry: how does that work??

kookiebun: they aren’t very comforting songs 

cuddlymochi: shut up it's just because his voice makes me happy

sleepysuga: i love you jiminie <3

kookiebun: when i’m sad i listen to forever rain and moonchild

kookiebun: and then i cry it all out

kookiebun: and then i’m better

modelstatus: same same same

modelstatus: i like badbye too

lovebugjoon: awww

lovebugjoon: that's why i love music so much

lovebugjoon: making people happy feels great

kookiebun: can’t wait for your first event 

kookiebun: it’ll be fire

taeberry: hobi don’t you worry i’m gonna get hope world to a million streams

sunshinehobi: you’re so cute 

sunshinehobi: it's fine really i focus more on the street dance competitions than rap

taeberry: HOPE ON THE STREEEEEEEET

kookiebun: i didn’t know you were such a hobi stan lmao

taeberry: duh

taeberry: hobi lets hook up

sunshinehobi: anytime babe

cuddlymochi: that escalated quickly 

 

[cuddlymochi, taeberry chat]

cuddlymochi: heyyy are you sure you’re okay?

cuddlymochi: i know stress isn’t your thing

taeberry: no i’m dying lol

taeberry: i look like helllllll

cuddlymochi: :(

taeberry: i have to do well on the next to projects to keep my gpa up

taeberry: i’m gonna spending lots of nights at the library rip

taeberry: also reconsidering my major

taeberry: art instead? art history/therapy? modeling?? or fashion design?? idk man

cuddlymochi: you’ll figure it out 

cuddlymochi: just be careful with yourself taetae

cuddlymochi: you’re not good with stress 

cuddlymochi: i don’t want you to have another breakdown :((

taeberry: i’ll be fine

taeberry: thanks tho <3

cuddlymochi: promise me you’ll tell me if you need anything okay?

taeberry: yeah i will 

taeberry: also ummmm bitch how was topping yoongi

cuddlymochi: OMG I FORGOT 

 

[bottom boys chat]

cuddlymochi: I DIDN’T TALK ABOUT HOW LAST NIGHT WENT SO HERE I AM 

modelstatus: OMG YES BABY GIVE US DETAILS

modelstatus: HOW WAS IT

cuddlymochi: ummmm not gonna lie 

cuddlymochi: it was really hot

cuddlymochi: i didn’t realize how much i like being dom too LOL

taeberry: ooooo

taeberry: its fun with the right person

taeberry: its amazing with kookie god he’s so CUTE

cuddlymochi: yoongi was just so pliant and soft

cuddlymochi: like total putty under me whew

cuddlymochi: it was amazing

modelstatus: i love that 

modelstatus: what power bottoms 

cuddlymochi: yeah i definitely got ummmm a little rough

cuddlymochi: may or may not have pulled his hair a lot :D

taeberry: damn 

taeberry: look at you go 

 

[wannabe rappers]

lovebugjoon: yoongi you didn’t think you were going to get away without telling us how jimin was last night, did you? 

sleepysuga: i was hoping you would forget 

sunshinehobi: how could we forget this momentous occasion

sleepysuga: well

sleepysuga: let’s just say i had no idea how powerful he could be

sleepysuga: i’ve seen him on stage but god damn

sleepysuga: he was a monster last night 

lovebugjoon: he can go hard when he wants to 

sleepysuga: it was so fucking sexy i can’t even lie

sleepysuga: he pulled my hair and shit 

sleepysuga: i have so many hickies

sleepysuga: it was wild

sleepysuga: he’s so hot ugh

lovebugjoon: this is crazy

lovebugjoon: good for you hyungie

sunshinehobi: who was better  me or him 

sleepysuga: no

lovebugjoon: lmao 

 

[cuddlymochi, kookiebun chat]

cuddlymochi: hi

cuddlymochi: please pay extra special attention to taetae

cuddlymochi: i can tell he’s really stressed and i’m worried

cuddlymochi: he keeps brushing it off so just please keep an eye on him 

kookiebun: i’m doing my best

kookiebun: i make sure to snuggle him every second i can

kookiebun: he’s more mopey than usual so i’m trying to cheer him up when i can 

cuddlymochi: awww gross

cuddlymochi: i’m so happy he has you

cuddlymochi: you’re so good to him

kookiebun: :D

kookiebun: he’s even better to me

kookiebun: i love him sm 

cuddlymochi: i know 

cuddlymochi: try not to leave him alone at night too much tho

cuddlymochi: you know how he is sleeping alone

cuddlymochi: especially when he’s stressed

kookiebun: yeah i know

kookiebun: i got it :) 

cuddlymochi: ok bun bun

kookiebun: go away