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[space butterflies]
taeberry: hey is anyone up
cuddlymochi: taehyung i swear to fucking god i’m going to block you
sunshinehobi: i kinda like his random questions tho
sunshinehobi: sometimes they’re cute
taeberry: jimin everytime i text you’re the first to respond
taeberry: which means you’re already awake
taeberry: so why the complaining huh
cuddlymochi: I’M NOT AWAKE
cuddlymochi: I ALWAYS WAKE UP IF I HEAR YOUR TEXT TONE
cuddlymochi: BECAUSE IF YOU NEED ME I DON’T WANNA MISS IT
taeberry: ...aw <3
cuddlymochi: so when you start talking about princesses and space butterflies
cuddlymochi: i get frustrated!!!!
taeberry: lol i know
taeberry: i don’t have anything crazy today i’m still at the library
sunshinehobi: omg baby go to sleep
sunshinehobi: where’s kookie???
taeberry: at the studio
taeberry: he’s working on his audition for the university dance team
cuddlymochi: ahhhh i hope he makes it
sunshinehobi: i’m sure he will
sunshinehobi: if not we’ll pull a few strings
cuddlymochi: of course
taeberry: i just wanted to see if anyone was up because i’m so fuckin stressed
taeberry: ugh
cuddlymochi: aww :((
cuddlymochi: what’s going on?
taeberry: believe it or not, art history is fucking hard
taeberry: our professor expects to memorize dates and shit
taeberry: i keep studying for this stupid test but nothing makes sense
cuddlymochi: i’m sorry baby
sunshinehobi: anything we can do to help?
taeberry: unless you know each and every da vinci painting by heart, i don’t think so
lovebugjoon: i see that someone needs help
lovebugjoon: what's wrong what can i do
sunshinehobi: joon you’re so pure
taeberry: idk are you any good at art history
lovebugjoon: not even a little bit
lovebugjoon: i’m good at history though
lovebugjoon: if you need context for the pieces you’re studying
taeberry: maybe
taeberry: ugh i’m gonna cry this sucks
taeberry: i need the credits for this class i don’t have time to take it next semester
cuddlymochi: how big is this test?
taeberry: it's one of two
taeberry: for the whole semester
cuddlymochi: yikes
modelstatus: taetae it's four you should get some sleep
modelstatus: let your brain absorb what you’ve studied
taeberry: i can’t
taeberry: i’m still only halfway through the section
modelstatus: it's not healthy
lovebugjoon: remember that one time i fainted from staying up all night
lovebugjoon: you don’t want to end up like that right?
taeberry: yeah i guess you’re right
taeberry: i’m not gonna pass anyway might as well go to bed
modelstatus: and tell your stupid boyfriend to come back home its too late to be dancing
kookiebun: i’m on my way back gosh hyung
modelstatus: sleep children
modelstatus: you need it
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next morning
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sleepysuga: my mixtape just hit 100,000 streams on soundcloud
sleepysuga: i’m shook
cuddlymochi: i accounted for 99,999 of those
sleepysuga: aw :)
sunshinehobi: whoaaaa damn nice job
sunshinehobi: does that mean you qualify for that underground competition??!?!
sleepysuga: sure does
sleepysuga: puts me in a higher league now too
cuddlymochi: i can’t believe i’m dating a hot underground rapper
cuddlymochi: amazing
lovebugjoon: oh shit when does all that start again
sleepysuga: next month
sunshinehobi: mine is at 80,000 ugh
sunshinehobi: so closeeee
modelstatus: you’ll get there!!!!
modelstatus: i’ll get you there all by myself
modelstatus: i could listen to piece of peace for 12 hours straight
modelstatus: will that help
sunshinehobi: awww yes it would
lovebugjoon: oh
lovebugjoon: i’m at 500,000
cuddlymochi: DAMNNNN
cuddlymochi: CAN YOU SAY RAP GOD
modelstatus: thats hot
sleepysuga: hey rap monster is expensive girl still streaming
lovebugjoon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
sunshinehobi: wait does that put you a league above yoongi??
lovebugjoon: perhaps
sunshinehobi: LOOK AT YOU GOOOO
lovebugjoon: if i do good i’m gonna promote the shit out of you guys
sunshinehobi: what a real one
taeberry: imagine being friends with famous rappers
taeberry: i’m so lucky
lovebugjoon: lol “famous” yeah not really
taeberry: you’re famous in my book
cuddlymochi: tae!! how did your test go??
taeberry: i passed :D
taeberry: barely
taeberry: but i passed
cuddlymochi: THATS MY BOY
modelstatus: i told you sleep would help
taeberry: you’re always right hyungie we know
modelstatus: <3
kookiebun: omggg namjoon congrats
kookiebun: what's your fanclub called
taeberry: namdicks
modelstatus: LMFAODSJAJH
cuddlymochi: NO SHUT UP OFHSKJD
modelstatus: ICONIC
taeberry: a classic
lovebugjoon: yeah no
lovebugjoon: ummm idk give me a fandom name
modelstatus: rap monsters
lovebugjoon: STOP
sleepysuga: i like that
cuddlymochi: how about just monsters
cuddlymochi: rm and his monsters
lovebugjoon: that sounds so violent
sleepysuga: hermit crabs
taeberry: lolol
lovebugjoon: i’m being insulted and i do not like it
modelstatus: hmmmm
modelstatus: joonbugs
modelstatus: junebugs
lovebugjoon: yeah because that would sound scary in an underground competition
taeberry: yoongi’s fans should be agust dicks
cuddlymochi: omg stop
taeberry: namdicks, agust dicks, and hope dicks
kookiebun: ur such a weirdo
lovebugjoon: you guys kinda suck at this
modelstatus: i’m trying to make puns based on all your songs
modelstatus: moonchildren?
modelstatus: forever rainers
modelstatus: jokers
modelstatus: monos
cuddlymochi: wait that could work
cuddlymochi: monos also kinda sounds like monsters
taeberry: perfect
lovebugjoon: great i’ll take it
kookiebun: AS PRESIDENT OF THE MONO FANCLUB
kookiebun: YOU BETTER INVITE ME TO THE FIRST EVENT
modelstatus: whoa there kiddo
modelstatus: i’m the mono president
kookiebun: fight me
lovebugjoon: <3 :)
taeberry: hopeworldians rise up
sunshinehobi: HOPEWORLDIANS LOL
sunshinehobi: i love that
cuddlymochi: agust dicks we ride at dawn
sleepysuga: no
cuddlymochi: ummm kittens?
sleepysuga: shut your mouth
sunshinehobi: HAHAHA
cuddlymochi: yoongi bears
cuddlymochi: meow meows
cuddlymochi: suga daddies
sleepysuga: i’m quitting rap
cuddlymochi: yeah i’ve got nothing
cuddlymochi: whatever i’m an agust d stan so suck it
taeberry: ok but hope world is such a dynamic mixtape like
taeberry: the FLAVOR
cuddlymochi: yoongi raps the fastest
taeberry: just because he raps the fastest doesn’t mean he’s the best rapper
cuddlymochi: yoongi raps the fastest
kookiebun: ummmm namjoon goes pretty fast too
modelstatus: plus namjoon’s deep voice >>>>>
taeberry: hobi can sing
taeberry: it makes his songs more fun
sunshinehobi: i sense another war happening
lovebugjoon: me too but this is really cute
sleepysuga: i’m here for the praise
cuddlymochi: YOONGI’S SONGS GO SO HARD THO
cuddlymochi: DAECHWITA?? INSANE
taeberry: hangsang?? base line?? go even harder though???
taeberry: best beats???
modelstatus: ain’t got nothing on expensive girl
lovebugjoon: seokjin i’m kicking you out of the club
cuddlymochi: yoongi’s voice in give it to me tho
cuddlymochi: the way he laughs so darkly
cuddlymochi: its pure sex
modelstatus: mono is so meaningful tho
modelstatus: his songs are so emotional
kookiebun: yes and they’re so pretty and gentle but still hip hop
cuddlymochi: i like it rough
cuddlymochi: yoongi’s mixtapes >>>>
sleepysuga: alrighty then
taeberry: BUT HOBI’S IS THE ULTIMATE PARTY MIXTAPE
taeberry: YOU CAN DROP IT TO ALLLLL OF THOSE SONGS
taeberry: well maybe not blue side but hey
taeberry: he’s got variety
cuddlymochi: yoongi is the best rapper period
cuddlymochi: he owns all the cyphers
lovebugjoon: is this what it feels like to be famous
sunshinehobi: i know right
taeberry: please the cyphers would be nothing without hobi’s sound effects
kookiebun: JOON’S VOICE IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE CYPHERS
modelstatus: joon is so sassy but his voice is so deep it's so hottttt
cuddlymochi: NO
sunshinehobi: ok before this gets violent
sunshinehobi: thank you for the support guys <3
taeberry: thank you for making bops hobi <3
cuddlymochi: whenever i’m sad i listen to yoongi’s mixtapes
cuddlymochi: and then i’m not sad anymore
taeberry: bruh you listen to hardcore rap when you’re sad??
taeberry: how does that work??
kookiebun: they aren’t very comforting songs
cuddlymochi: shut up it's just because his voice makes me happy
sleepysuga: i love you jiminie <3
kookiebun: when i’m sad i listen to forever rain and moonchild
kookiebun: and then i cry it all out
kookiebun: and then i’m better
modelstatus: same same same
modelstatus: i like badbye too
lovebugjoon: awww
lovebugjoon: that's why i love music so much
lovebugjoon: making people happy feels great
kookiebun: can’t wait for your first event
kookiebun: it’ll be fire
taeberry: hobi don’t you worry i’m gonna get hope world to a million streams
sunshinehobi: you’re so cute
sunshinehobi: it's fine really i focus more on the street dance competitions than rap
taeberry: HOPE ON THE STREEEEEEEET
kookiebun: i didn’t know you were such a hobi stan lmao
taeberry: duh
taeberry: hobi lets hook up
sunshinehobi: anytime babe
cuddlymochi: that escalated quickly
[cuddlymochi, taeberry chat]
cuddlymochi: heyyy are you sure you’re okay?
cuddlymochi: i know stress isn’t your thing
taeberry: no i’m dying lol
taeberry: i look like helllllll
cuddlymochi: :(
taeberry: i have to do well on the next to projects to keep my gpa up
taeberry: i’m gonna spending lots of nights at the library rip
taeberry: also reconsidering my major
taeberry: art instead? art history/therapy? modeling?? or fashion design?? idk man
cuddlymochi: you’ll figure it out
cuddlymochi: just be careful with yourself taetae
cuddlymochi: you’re not good with stress
cuddlymochi: i don’t want you to have another breakdown :((
taeberry: i’ll be fine
taeberry: thanks tho <3
cuddlymochi: promise me you’ll tell me if you need anything okay?
taeberry: yeah i will
taeberry: also ummmm bitch how was topping yoongi
cuddlymochi: OMG I FORGOT
[bottom boys chat]
cuddlymochi: I DIDN’T TALK ABOUT HOW LAST NIGHT WENT SO HERE I AM
modelstatus: OMG YES BABY GIVE US DETAILS
modelstatus: HOW WAS IT
cuddlymochi: ummmm not gonna lie
cuddlymochi: it was really hot
cuddlymochi: i didn’t realize how much i like being dom too LOL
taeberry: ooooo
taeberry: its fun with the right person
taeberry: its amazing with kookie god he’s so CUTE
cuddlymochi: yoongi was just so pliant and soft
cuddlymochi: like total putty under me whew
cuddlymochi: it was amazing
modelstatus: i love that
modelstatus: what power bottoms
cuddlymochi: yeah i definitely got ummmm a little rough
cuddlymochi: may or may not have pulled his hair a lot :D
taeberry: damn
taeberry: look at you go
[wannabe rappers]
lovebugjoon: yoongi you didn’t think you were going to get away without telling us how jimin was last night, did you?
sleepysuga: i was hoping you would forget
sunshinehobi: how could we forget this momentous occasion
sleepysuga: well
sleepysuga: let’s just say i had no idea how powerful he could be
sleepysuga: i’ve seen him on stage but god damn
sleepysuga: he was a monster last night
lovebugjoon: he can go hard when he wants to
sleepysuga: it was so fucking sexy i can’t even lie
sleepysuga: he pulled my hair and shit
sleepysuga: i have so many hickies
sleepysuga: it was wild
sleepysuga: he’s so hot ugh
lovebugjoon: this is crazy
lovebugjoon: good for you hyungie
sunshinehobi: who was better me or him
sleepysuga: no
lovebugjoon: lmao
[cuddlymochi, kookiebun chat]
cuddlymochi: hi
cuddlymochi: please pay extra special attention to taetae
cuddlymochi: i can tell he’s really stressed and i’m worried
cuddlymochi: he keeps brushing it off so just please keep an eye on him
kookiebun: i’m doing my best
kookiebun: i make sure to snuggle him every second i can
kookiebun: he’s more mopey than usual so i’m trying to cheer him up when i can
cuddlymochi: awww gross
cuddlymochi: i’m so happy he has you
cuddlymochi: you’re so good to him
kookiebun: :D
kookiebun: he’s even better to me
kookiebun: i love him sm
cuddlymochi: i know
cuddlymochi: try not to leave him alone at night too much tho
cuddlymochi: you know how he is sleeping alone
cuddlymochi: especially when he’s stressed
kookiebun: yeah i know
kookiebun: i got it :)
cuddlymochi: ok bun bun
kookiebun: go away