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[kookiebun, lovebugjoon chat]
kookiebun: joonie are you busy
lovebugjoon: nope
kookiebun: i really need your help
lovebugjoon: what's wrong?
lovebugjoon: are you okay?
kookiebun: kinda
kookiebun: i’m really stressed
kookiebun: my classes are harder than i thought they were going to be\
lovebugjoon: aw yeah it is really overwhelming at the beginning of the semester
lovebugjoon: you’ll adjust over time
kookiebun: i’m just
kookiebun: they’re mostly gen eds
kookiebun: i feel stupid :/
lovebugjoon: you’re not stupid!!!
kookiebun: aren’t those classes supposed to be easy?
lovebugjoon: nooo not at all
lovebugjoon: first semester is always hard no matter what classes you’re taking
lovebugjoon: don’t beat yourself up
kookiebun: :/
lovebugjoon: i’m always here to help you study if you need it
kookiebun: thanks hyungie
kookiebun: i wish i was smart like you
lovebugjoon: jungkookie you are smart
kookiebun: eh
lovebugjoon: and not everyone needs to be a nerd like me
kookiebun: well i’ve wanted to be like you since i met you
lovebugjoon: awww jungkookie <3
lovebugjoon: that's sweet
lovebugjoon: but you’re talented in so many different areas
lovebugjoon: who cares how “smart” you are
lovebugjoon: you’re amazing just the way you are
kookiebun: i just wish i wasn’t this dumb
lovebugjoon: baby you’re not dumb stop saying that
lovebugjoon: i know you’re not
kookiebun: if you say so
lovebugjoon: you know at this time during my first year
lovebugjoon: i was really trying to impress my english professor
lovebugjoon: but you know what i said to him by accident
kookiebun: what
lovebugjoon: i like your butt
kookiebun: hyung why
lovebugjoon: i meant to say belt
lovebugjoon: he was wearing a really nice dior belt
lovebugjoon: but i said butt
kookiebun: omg that's tragic
lovebugjoon: yeah i really tried to block that one out
lovebugjoon: so don’t feel bad
lovebugjoon: even smart people do stupid things
lovebugjoon: plus remember the goose incident?
lovebugjoon: and i pushed my boyfriend into a fountain??
kookiebun: lol hyungie you’re such a mess
lovebugjoon: exactly
lovebugjoon: so you probably don’t want to be much like me
kookiebun: no you’re still awesome
kookiebun: but thanks for sharing :)
lovebugjoon: of course
lovebugjoon: if there’s any work i can help you with i’m always down
lovebugjoon: don’t feel bad about asking :)
kookiebun: thank you
kookiebun: if you could help me with my next lit paper that would be awesome :(
lovebugjoon: of course!!
lovebugjoon: just lmk when
kookiebun: thanks
kookiebun: you made me feel better :)
lovebugjoon: <3
[lovebugjoon added taeberry, cuddlymochi, sleepysuga, sunshinehobi, modelstatus]
lovebugjoon: everybody go compliment jungkookie
taeberry: why?? :((
lovebugjoon: he feels bad about not doing well in class
sunshinehobi: felt that
lovebugjoon: and drag me too
sunshinehobi: why???
taeberry: why would we drag our president
lovebugjoon: because he’s comparing himself to me
lovebugjoon: which is fucking adorable but i want him to be happy with himself
cuddlymochi: YOU’RE SUCH A REAL FRIEND JOONIE
cuddlymochi: I’M EMOTIONAL
lovebugjoon: ????
modelstatus: the fact that you’re willing to throw yourself under the bus to make him feel better about himself is so pure
modelstatus: you’re a genuine friend :)
sleepysuga: that's pretty cute that you would do that for him
lovebugjoon: oh i didn’t think it was that big a deal
lovebugjoon: but yeah i’d do that for him anyday
taeberry: such a softie
lovebugjoon: you’re supposed to be insulting me
lovebugjoon: go!
[space butterflies]
taeberry: bun
taeberry: daily reminder that i love you
taeberry: my perfect kookie <3
cuddlymochi: you had to do that here
taeberry: yes
kookiebun: aw i love you too <3
cuddlymochi: ahh so cute kookie
cuddlymochi: you’ve always been so cute
kookiebun: i’m not cute >:(
cuddlymochi: uh huh
sleepysuga: you’re the cutest
kookiebun: me???
sleepysuga: yes
kookiebun: cuter than jimin???
sleepysuga: …
sleepysuga: nevermind
cuddlymochi: lol :)
sunshinehobi: i think jungkookie is pretty dang cute
sunshinehobi: manly but cute
modelstatus: king of duality that's my boy
taeberry: CAN CONFIRM
taeberry: don’t fall for his cute lips
taeberry: they are sinister
cuddlymochi: oooooo yummy
taeberry: back up
kookiebun: lol where's all this love coming from
modelstatus: we love you that's where
modelstatus: our precious
kookiebun: gag
sunshinehobi: we just love our baby
kookiebun: i thought tae was the baby
sunshinehobi: you guys take turns
taeberry: lmaooo
taeberry: today you’re the baby
kookiebun: i don’t wanna be the baby
kookiebun: i’m the muscle bun
cuddlymochi: such a cute muscle bun
cuddlymochi: sweetest face
sleepysuga: his big doe eyes
sleepysuga: they get me everytime
sunshinehobi: his cute lips uwu
sunshinehobi: perfectly boopable nose
kookiebun: what about my abs
kookiebun: biceps??
cuddlymochi: when he whines
cuddlymochi: precious!!!
kookiebun: I DON’T WHINE
sleepysuga: yes you do and it's adorable
modelstatus: i can’t stand when he pouts
modelstatus: my heart explodes
modelstatus: how do you say no to his pout??
sunshinehobi: his clothes are always too big for him
sunshinehobi: our sweater paw baby
kookiebun: I DO THAT ON PURPOSE ITS COOL
modelstatus: such a tiny boy
taeberry: he’s so snuggly in the morning
taeberry: he always nuzzles me
kookiebun: only because you’re deadass laying on top of me
lovebugjoon: guys this isn’t quite what i meant
kookiebun: ???
lovebugjoon: i told them to cheer you up
modelstatus: we can’t help ourselves we love him :((
cuddlymochi: i love our jungkookie so muchhhh
taeberry: me too <3
sleepysuga: the best boy
kookiebun: namjoon tell them to stop babying me
lovebugjoon: guys
lovebugjoon: isn’t he just the most adorable when he giggles
lovebugjoon: and his hands turn into tiny fists
taeberry: YES
kookiebun: oh my god
sunshinehobi: PLS HIS GIGGLES MAKE MY HEART SO HAPPY
sleepysuga: music to my ears
cuddlymochi: his laugh is so cute
taeberry: ikr
kookiebun: ok i get it
kookiebun: i love you guys too
kookiebun: but let's talk about someone else my face is getting hot
cuddlymochi: awwwww bunny
sleepysuga: ok well let's talk about namjoon then
sleepysuga: remember when he broke his ankle during karaoke
sunshinehobi: lmaoooo that was funny
sunshinehobi: my favorite is when he flooded the shower stall at the dorm
taeberry: iconic
lovebugjoon: ok i changed my mind
cuddlymochi: remember when he dropped his airpods in the sewer
modelstatus: i saw him walk into a glass door yesterday
taeberry: hahahaha
lovebugjoon: >:(
kookiebun: awww poor joon lol
modelstatus: such a clumsy boy
taeberry: and loud
taeberry: how do you deal with his snoring seokjin
modelstatus: its fineeee its improved
modelstatus: he does sleep talk though
sleepysuga: i remember that
sleepysuga: i could hear him through my headphones sometimes
lovebugjoon: I’M NOT THAT BAD
cuddlymochi: one time when we had a sleepover
cuddlymochi: he kicked me off the bed
lovebugjoon: I SAID SORRY
kookiebun: lmao why are we hating on joonie today
sleepysuga: he told us to
lovebugjoon: QUIET
sunshinehobi: he told us to make fun of him so you would feel better
lovebugjoon: I CAN’T TRUST YOU WITH ANYTHING
cuddlymochi: don’t feel bad about your classes baby
cuddlymochi: you’ll get through it!!
taeberry: i love my smart bf
taeberry: so good at writing songs
taeberry: you learn things so quickly
kookiebun: ...guys :(
modelstatus: don’t feel bad about yourself
modelstatus: you’ll do just fine
sunshinehobi: i know how you’re feeling kook
sunshinehobi: it sucks but we can do it together
kookiebun: damn
kookiebun: i really have the best friends
kookiebun: joonie you’re so sweet
lovebugjoon: anything for you :)
sleepysuga: thats gay
taeberry: super gay
modelstatus: gaaaaaaaaay
lovebugjoon: you’re all dumb and i hate you
cuddlymochi: rude
sunshinehobi: joon is pretty gay
sunshinehobi: but not the most gay
lovebugjoon: thank you
sleepysuga: then who is
cuddlymochi: taehyung
kookiebun: taehyung
lovebugjoon: taehyung
sunshinehobi: taehyung
modelstatus: taehyung
taeberry: HEY WHAT THE HECK
sleepysuga: this is true
modelstatus: jimin is an easy second place
cuddlymochi: why me
taeberry: you’re a hoe
modelstatus: you try to get in every hot guy’s pants
sunshinehobi: you bite your lip for random men in the street
sleepysuga: you give the best blowjobs
kookiebun: you like my abs way too much
cuddlymochi: WELL FINE THEN
cuddlymochi: taehyung and i are the gay soulmates
taeberry: yes sir
sunshinehobi: one word
sunshinehobi: wonho
cuddlymochi: DROOL
taeberry: WANNA SUCK HIM OFF >:(((
lovebugjoon: yeah they win