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[bottom boys]
taeberry: ayo
cuddlymochi: ayo!!!
cuddlymochi: did you get destroyed last night!!!
taeberry: no <3
taeberry: he was gentle <3
taeberry: and so sweet <3
cuddlymochi: boring
taeberry: >:(
modelstatus: aww
modelstatus: lol jimin
taeberry: yeah <3
taeberry: it was making love <3
cuddlymochi: BORING
taeberry: did i ask for an opinion
modelstatus: you two are sweet!!
modelstatus: how was the night?
taeberry: it was perfect
taeberry: just perfect
taeberry: until we saw our curtains
cuddlymochi: i have to go fold my pencils bye
modelstatus: yeah i need to go walk my couch
taeberry: mhm
[scared doms]
sleepysuga: jungkook my boy
sleepysuga: how was last night
kookiebun: so romantic :((
kookiebun: i love him so much
sleepysuga: cute
sleepysuga: how was the rest of the night
kookiebun: so nice and sweet
kookiebun: it was perfect
sleepysuga: …
sleepysuga: the entire night?
kookiebun: yes?
lovebugjoon: what he’s asking is how was the sex
kookiebun: OH
sleepysuga: still so innocent
sunshinehobi: i wanna know too!!!
kookiebun: well like i said
kookiebun: romantic
kookiebun: nice and sweet
kookiebun: perfect <33
sleepysuga: ????
sleepysuga: so?? vanilla??
kookiebun: ofc <3
kookiebun: i just wanted to love him
sleepysuga: boring
sunshinehobi: YOONGI PLEASE
lovebugjoon: not boring!!!
lovebugjoon: i’m happy for you two <3
[gay gentlemen]
cuddlymochi: jungkook and tae are boring
sleepysuga: ikr
cuddlymochi: wait you agree?!
sleepysuga: duh
cuddlymochi: omg we’re meant to be <3
cuddlymochi: pls destroy me on our anniversary <3
sleepysuga: i plan on it <3
lovebugjoon: that definitely should have been in private chat
modelstatus: ^^
kookiebun: WE’RE NOT BORING
kookiebun: WE’RE ROMANTIC
taeberry: ^^^^^^^
taeberry: its called LOVE
cuddlymochi: yeah and i LOVE getting destroyed
kookiebun: omfg
modelstatus: i’m changing the subject
modelstatus: what did you guys get each other?
kookiebun: I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED
taeberry: OMG ME TOO
kookiebun: BECAUSE WE ARE SOULMATES
taeberry: WE HAD THE SAME IDEA
kookiebun: WE GAVE EACH OTHER SCRAPBOOKS <3
modelstatus: awwww
lovebugjoon: thats adorable!!!
sleepysuga: you both had the same gift idea?
sleepysuga: thats gay
sunshinehobi: that’s so cute
taeberry: jungkook’s was a lot better than mine
kookiebun: false
modelstatus: i can’t believe you two have been together for a year already
cuddlymochi: yeah FINALLY
cuddlymochi: i always knew you would end up together <3
modelstatus: ^^
taeberry: i still can’t believe my own best friend set my curtains on fire on my anniversary night
cuddlymochi: okay whoa there it was not my fault
modelstatus: we have already discussed this
kookiebun: it was my mistake for trusting them
sunshinehobi: ^^^
lovebugjoon: yoongi and jimin your anniversary is soon then!!!
taeberry: kookie
taeberry: lets set jimim’s room on fire
kookiebun: i’m down
cuddlymochi: WHY ME??
sleepysuga: i didn’t do anything?
taeberry: you and jimim are a package deal
sleepysuga: how is that fair
taeberry: never said it was
cuddlymochi: we need a justice system
taeberry: we don’t need a system
taeberry: fuck the system!
kookiebun: amen
lovebugjoon: aw i’ve taught you guys so well
cuddlymochi: can we at least have a jury???
cuddlymochi: before we set people’s rooms on fire???
kookiebun: there was no jury when you set our room on fire
cuddlymochi: IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR WHOLE ROOM
cuddlymochi: AND WHY ISN’T SEOKJIN BEING YELLED AT TOO
modelstatus: :D
kookiebun: because his ass isn’t fat
modelstatus: EXCUSE ME
cuddlymochi: can’t argue there
modelstatus: YES IT IS
lovebugjoon; yes it is >:(
sunshinehobi: its pretty fat
taeberry: not as fat as mine and jimin’s
lovebugjoon: i disagree
cuddlymochi: you got nothing on us
modelstatus: jimin
modelstatus: you can’t claim to have the fattest ass and not take responsibility for the fire
cuddlymochi: well
cuddlymochi: i think my ass is The Fattest
cuddlymochi: and i am not responsible for the fire
modelstatus: you said you’d take responsibility just bc you’re ass is fat
cuddlymochi: prove it
modelstatus: [screenshot]
cuddlymochi: that’s not me
modelstatus: so your ass isn’t fat
sunshinehobi: can we move on
cuddlymochi: like i said
cuddlymochi: its fatter than yours
modelstatus: at least i’m not the same height as a toddler
cuddlymochi: THAT WAS LOW
modelstatus: yeah you’re low
modelstatus: TO THE GROUND
modelstatus: HAHAHA
kookiebun: LMAO
lovebugjoon: that was so rude omg
taeberry: i’m dead
cuddlymochi: its because my ass is so fat it drags me down!
sunshinehobi: can we PLEASE move on
cuddlymochi: yeah when seokjin admits he’s flat
lovebugjoon: HE’S NOT FLAT HOW DARE YOU
modelstatus: I AM NOT FLAT
sleepysuga: baby i’m sorry to say this but
sleepysuga: he’s not flat
cuddlymochi: we’re breaking up