Chapter Text
Characters
Capulets
Noah- Lord Capulet
Lacey- Lady Capulet
June- Juliet
Tyler- Tybalt
Nora- Nurse
Peter
Sammy- Sampson
Greg- Gregory
Montagues
Logan- Lord Montague
Katy- Lady Montague
Rory- Romeo
Benny- Benvolio
Paul- Balthasar
Abe- Abram
Others
Rosa- Rosaline
Mercy- Mercutio
Lauren- Friar Laurence
John- Friar John
Parker- Paris
Esther- Prince(ss) Escalus
Mr. Shears- William Shakespeare
Miss Cora- Chorus
By class
Freshmen:
June- Nora’s little sister; doesn’t quite believe the original story was about stupidity
Peter- Quiet boy; tutored by Nora for years and looks up to her
Sophomores:
Parker- Crushes on June
Paul- Rory’s little brother
Lauren- John’s best friend; tries to be a matchmaker
Juniors:
Rory- Paul’s older brother; a bit of a ‘player’; Katy has kind of ‘adopted’ him
Tyler- Lacey’s second cousin; has an old rivalry with Benny, just hates people
Greg- a bit dull, only follows Sammy because he knows he was dumb as a kid, too
Abe- Tyler’s best friend since kindergarten, but Tyler is starting to outgrow him
Benny- Very outgoing; dislikes Tyler; Rory’s best friend
Mitch- Makes inappropriate jokes almost constantly
John- Lauren’s best friend; tries halfheartedly to stop her attempts to be a matchmaker
Rosa- Rory’s crush
Seniors:
Noah- Leader of the ‘stupid’ group
Lacey- Noah’s girlfriend, June’s older sister
Nora- Lacey’s best friend, almost like her and June’s second sister
Sammy- Should probably be on the football team instead, but follows his bud Logan
Logan- Leader of the ‘tragic love’ group
Katy- Logan’s girlfriend
Esther- Student co-director, tired of the fighting
Teachers
Mr. Shears- basically Boz
Miss Cora- Marcia