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/Server- “Children of Gay-sus”/
/Channel- “GayMemez”/
3:08 am
Red-Shifting: I don’t know if anyone’s awake but I’ve been up all night thinking so I might as well say this now.
Red-Shifting: I think I kind of want to go back to being called Huey for now? I still want to go by she/her pronouns though.
Red-Shifting: I like the name Holly, but I think if I ever go by it again it will be when I’m actually out to everyone, instead of just a few people
green: first of all,,, we’ll love and support you no matter what and all that emotional junk
green: second of all,,,, please lower your phone brightness if you’re going to be up all night brooding i’b tire n
Bluey: what they said but with an added uwu love you sis
Red-Shifting: I love you both, but right now I don’t enjoy you as people.
Fenton: I really need to start turning my phone on silent before bed
Fenton: But sounds good Huey, we’ll support you no matter what
Red-Shifting: Thanks, but go back to sleep Fenton
Fenton: nah I have to be up in like an hour anyways so I can do my chores and then catch the three buses I have to take to work
green: you’re braver than any US marine
Fenton: jfdsjkfd I feel like it going to work most days
Bluey: aren’t you just an intern or something lmao
Fenton is typing
Fenton is typing
Fenton is typing
Fenton: *shrug*
green: you’re more of a cryptid than webby somedays yeesh
/Server- “Children of Gay-sus”/
/Channel- “GayMemez”/
5:08 pm
Pinky: @ people that go to school, how much longer do you have left? They’ve started playing those “it’s summer!” commercials on tv so i figured it can’t be long dfjdfj
Fenton: Please don’t remind me that school is ending
Pinky: I thought most people loved summer break?
Fenton: Usually, yes. But this year it feels like everytime someone mentions summer break they’re really saying “the end of your highschool career. You’re an adult now. What college are you going to? Have you gotten any good scholarships? What degree are you going for?”
Fenton: I never thought I would say this, but I don’t want to leave highschool
Pinky: Oh. I’m sorry for bringing it up
Fenton: fjdkfj No, it’s okay, I’m just being dramatic because I haven’t slept more than 3 hours this week. I have 2 weeks left since seniors get out early.
Red-Shifting: We get out in a little less than a month
Bluey: Whooo everyone get ready for everyone’s favorite time of the year! Uncle donald being stressed because we’re no longer getting two free meals a day and also he feels like he still has to watch us 24/7 even though we’re 13!!!!!
Pinky: I’m very sorry for bringing this subject up
green: nah it’s chill dew’s exaggerating cause he’s all pissy at our uncle rn
Bluey: I’m pissed on your behalves, he keeps calling all three of us “boys” even when i tried to tell him to stop
Ultra-Violet: I feel we might have to move to the venting channel soon. Fenton, you should try to get more sleep.
Fenton: Yeah, I’ve just been so busy with senioritis and my job lately.
BlackMagic: hey wasn’t your job supposed to be over a few weeks ago? I thought it was one of those rotating position internships
Fenton: well you know
Fenton: no one else wanted to do the job so
Fenton: i just
Fenton: kept it
Ultra-Violet: No one wanted to possibly the single most coveted intern positions for young scientists in all of the country?
Fenton: yup definitely
Fenton: so
Fenton: crazy weather lately huh?
Red-Shifting: I recognize your desperate plea for a topic change but I’ll take pity on you
Red-Shifting: Have you guys seen that latest coverage of Gizmo Duck’s take down of those bank robbers? It was awesome
Red-Shifting: I think GizmoDuck is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a celebrity crush…
Fenton: Yeah no I can’t do this
Fenton: Guys I have a confession to make
Fenton: I’m GizmoDuck
BlackMagic: lol yeah we know
Fenton: WHat? How???
Ultra-Violet:
You get a job at McDuck industries
A new superhero appears wearing armor obviously designed by Gyro, the man you are working under
The armor is silver, which you mentioned being “your color”
You haven’t been sleeping lately because of “your job.” A normal internship would never require you to work such odd hours
Do I need to go on?
Fenton: Okay, just dox me next time yeesh
Red-Shifting: I can't believe all it took was for me to pretend to have a crush on you wow
Fenton: I couldn't in good conscience listen to a 13 year old say they had a crush on me srry
Fenton: Speaking of
Fenton: I can’t believe I’m so bad at being a superhero that a bunch of 13 year olds found out
BlackMagic: Hey pinky and I are 15 and Vi is 16, only the triplets are babies
Pinky: Yeah and we only found out because we talk to you so often
green: and because you’re terrible at keeping secrets
Bluey: louie!
green: what? I call it like it is
green: y’all also gonna get mad at me for saying webby obviously lives in some sort of safe house because her and her grandma are being hunted by some sort of organization and that lena’s aunt is obviously using her for some sort of dastardly plot?
Pinky: haha that’s really funny louie
BlackMagic: yeah you’re a little off the mark there bud
green: eh can’t guess em all i guess