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1. won't even plant a garden by ShanaStoryteller

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

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   • Complete Work

   24 Jul 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Crowley/Eve (Good Omens)
   • Crowley/Jesus (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Eve (Good Omens)
   • Adam from Eden (Good Omens)
   • Cain
   • Abel
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Jesus (Good Omens)
   • crowley slept with eve and jesus and if he could go down on god without turning into dust he would
   • and that's just facts babe
   • crowley gets feminine pronouns when she presents female
   • Blasphemy
   • just so much blasphemy
   • pre-crowley/aziraphale

   Summary

   He should have been a moth rather than a snake.

   There's something inside him that can't resist the light.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,034

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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