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The German National Team on Facebook

 

 

Jogi Löw updated his status:

Welcome everybody! I am looking forward to the time we will spend witch each other and hope that we can start into a successful tournament!

26 people liked this

Thomas Müller: Looking forward to spend the next 7 hours with all of you guys on this bus... with only one toilet. #funtimes

 

Lukas Podolski has uploaded a photo

Lukas Podolski: On our way to South Tirol! #poldi #aha #schweinsteiger

Bastian Schweinsteiger and Erik Durm liked this photo

Thomas Müller: Another picture of Lukas and @Basti, what a surprise. I could wallpaper my room with just the ones you posted this month!

Erik Durm: Aww, I love your friendship!

Jerome Boateng: ???

Erik Durm: What? I want a best friend like this!

Poldi: hehe xD

Bastian Schweinsteiger liked this

 

Per Mertesacker liked Zumba for Beginners in South Tirol

Miroslav Klose: Lol.

Ron-Robert Zieler: Can I join? #Myhipsdontlie

Per Mertesacker: Yes!!!!! We could try to convince @Jogi to make it a team exercise!

Jogi Löw: What.

Mesut Özil: @Jogi first Yoga and now this??? I only just got the hang of the tree pose, PLEASE don’t make me dance.

Matze Ginter, Roman Weidenfeller and 8 others liked this

Lukas Podolski: Eyyyyy, why don’t we learn some Samba @Bastian? 

Bastian Schweinsteiger and Erik Durm liked this

Thomas Müller: @Per Mertesacker I need video footage of you dancing in leggings. I will play it bigscreen on Halloween. @Miroslav Klose do you even know what Lol means?

Miroslav Klose: I came out to have a good time but I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

 

 

Mario Götze posted something on Marco Reus’ wall:

Every new day is a new chance to change your life. #Believe

Matze Ginter and Christoph Kramer liked this

Marco Reus: Aww. <3

Marco Reus: Wait. What do you want to tell me with this?

Mario Götze: I don’t know, it just sounded so inspirational.

Marco Reus liked this

Thomas Müller: I suggest @Marco changes the way he sings under the shower. That would change the lives of the whole team.

Mario Götze: Says the guy who sings Bavarian folk music as a “motivation”.

Marco Reus: It only motivates me to leave the room as quickly as possible.

Mario Götze liked this

Mario Götze: Buuuuuuurnn.

Thomas Müller: Well, if I’m the reason @Marco runs so fast, you should all bow down to me.

 

Manuel Neuer: is feeling aggravated.

No Nutella this morning. #howamisupposedtostartthedaynow?

Philipp Lahm: I sometimes feel like this is the only reason you came to the national team.

Manuel Neuer: Wait? Isn’t that everyone’s reason? #imissmychocolateygoodness

Thomas Müller: I joined because of the free pair of slippers you get #slippersforlife

Philipp Lahm has logged off

 

Benni Höwedes liked Couple Cooking with Taste with @Mats Hummels

Mats Hummels: Great evening! We need to try those pasties at home @Benni. <3

Benni Höwedes: They weren’t as sweet as you are. Xxxxx

Mats Hummels liked this

Thomas Müller: Logging off to puke.

54 people liked this

Thomas Müller logged off

Bastian Schweinsteiger: FINALLY he’s gone. When is he not on Facebook?

Thomas Müller: Hey!! I saw that.

Mesut Özil: ???????

Benni Höwedes: This was supposed to be about Mats and me. Mats makes the best Crème Brûlée.

Thomas Müller: Actually, I think I’m logging off again.

Thomas Müller, Benni Höwedes and Mats Hummels logged off

 

Bastian Schweinsteiger: Still on our way to South Tirol with this guy! @Lukas Podolski

Sami Khedira: We KNOW. We are all on the same bus.

Miroslav Klose: Srsly stfu.

35 people liked this

Manuel Neuer: Found a nutella to go! #reunitedwithmylove

Thomas Müller: Weirdo.

Bastian Schweinsteiger: Guess who’s back...

 

Toni Kroos updated his status:

Awh shit I just realized I left my favourite earphones at home...

Mama Kroos: Oh Tonischmoops, don’t worry, I’m already on my way :)

34 people liked this

Toni Kroos: OMG MUM YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME EVERYONE CAN READ THIS

Toni Kroos: How many times do I have to explain “Private Messaging” to you????

Thomas Müller: Ohhh, you are in so much trouble, Tonischmoops.

Toni Kroos has logged off

 

 

Kevin Großkreutz liked Südtirol Döner

Kevin Großkreutz: EVERYONE SHUT UP BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING THEY’VE GOT THE BEST GARLIC SAUCE EVER.

Jule Draxler liked this

Thomas Müller: The one in North Tirol is better, though.

 

Shkodran Mustafi listened to Barbie Girl by Aqua on Spotify.

Matze Ginter: OMG that’s like my favourite song ever.

Thomas Müller: Sarcasm...?

Matze Ginter: Yes... ?

Philipp Lahm: This is even worse than @Per Mertesacker’s workout playlist. I hate the eighties.  And I also hate Aqua. I hate all of your music tastes. Why doesn’t anyone listen to good stuff like Bach?

Thomas Müller: I think @Miro does. He must have met him sometime.

Miroslav Klose: so not roflcopter rite now.

Shkodran Mustafi: OMG, that wasn’t me, @ Jule Draxler “borrowed” my phone!

Matze Ginter: ...

 

Jogi Löw updated his status:

Who stole my hairspray? It’s really urgent. #myhairgetscurlyintherain

23 people liked this

Jogi Löw: So?

Jogi Löw: Anyone?

Jogi Löw: Come on, guys. It’s an emergency.

Jogi Löw: Please.

Jogi Löw: I’m waiting...

Jogi Löw: Really urgent!

Jogi Löw: No one commenting on this, not even you, @Thomas Müller? You disappoint me.

Thomas Müller: Oh, you mean you actually didn’t know it was @Lukas Podolski?

Lukas Podolski: Traitor.

Jogi Löw: I am sending @Hansi over to fetch it. Not funny @Podolski and @Schweinsteiger.

Bastian Schweinsteiger: ... Hey. Müller didn’t even say it was me!

Jogi Löw: I knew it.

 

Mats Hummels is watching Casablanca on Netflix

Thomas Müller: How classy.

Benni Höwedes: Shut up, Thomas. Don’t you ever go enjoy the world outside of Facebook?

Thomas Müller: Oh, I’ve got Snapchat as well.

Miroslav Klose: Add me at @ThatwassoKlose on Snapchat!

Mats Hummels: Why are you commenting on our posts again? #goandgetalife

Benni Höwedes: Honey can you pass me the waterbottle?

Sami Khedira: HE’S SITTING NEXT TO YOU

Mats Hummels: Of course I can, sugar.

Sami Khedira: I hate both of you. I am almost missing the Schweinski posts.

 

Lukas Podolski updated his status:

Throwing things at @Sami Khedira with my man @Bastian Schweinsteiger #poldi #aha #lol

Sami Khedira: I should not have said that.

Thomas Müller: How long do we still have to drive?

Jule Draxler: Ikr? I need the toilet.

 

Manuel Neuer updated his status:

Day #1 without my beloved Nutella. The “Nutella to go” has been finished hours ago and I am already suffering from withdrawal.

Thomas Müller: No one ever comments on your posts, Manu. Why don’t you ever write about something besides Nutella???

Manuel Neuer: Because there is no point. And anyway, YOU commented on it.

Sami Khedira: Because he alwAYS COMMENTS ON EVERYTHING!

Miroslav Klose: Jeez, chillax Samiboy.

Sami Khedira:           

Sami Khedira: I will never talk to you again.

Manuel Neuer: This was a serious post about Nutella!

Benni Höwedes: They always ruin everybody’s posts. Need a cuddle?

Manuel Neuer: Not if Mats is there. #scared

Mats Hummels: Hands off.

Benni Höwedes: He’s the jealous type.

Thomas Müller: In case you guys in the back don’t notice, I am actually puking. AGAIN.

Benni Höwedes: SEE?

 

Jogi Löw updated his status:

First break. Everyone use the toilet so our bus toilet won’t get blocked (again!)

Hansi Flick and 17 others liked this

Thomas Müller: Aye aye Capt’n!

 

Jogi Löw posted something on Mario Götze’s wall:

Hey, I saw you buying those snacks: Kinder surprise eggs, Crisps, Lachgummi etc. I want to remind all of you to keep your healthy diets in mind #carbsarenotcool

Mario Götze: Hey, half of it was @Marco’s!

Kevin Großkreutz: Pummelfee :*

Mats, Erik and 6 others liked this

Thomas Müller: Anyways, Lachgummi has a lot of vitamins!

 

Mesut Özil reached  Level 234 on  CandyCrush.

Sami Khedira and Shkodran Mustafi liked this

Thomas Müller: Cheater!

Mesut Özil: Haha, just because you’re still stuck on level 17!! #loser

 

Philipp Lahm updated his status:

If anybody EVER sends me invitations to CandyCrush again I will personally make sure that they won’t play the next match. Everybody is replaceable, even you @MESUT !!!

Hansi Flick liked this

Thomas Müller sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

Philipp Lahm: THOMAS!!!

Jogi Löw: Don’t abuse your power, Philipp!

Thomas Müller liked this

Manuel Neuer, Per Mertesacker and Bastian Schweinsteiger sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

Thomas Müller liked this

 

Bastian Schweinsteiger updated his status:

Sneakily sharing a bag of Crisps with @Lukas. Jogi doesn’t suspect a thing! Lol 

Lukas Podolski, Mario Götze and Erik Durm liked this

Sami Khedira: ...

Sami Khedira: Are you literally not aware that we can all see your posts???!!!

 

Mesut Özil and Matze Ginter sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Jerome Boateng updated his status:

Just woke up and started reading my newspaper when I found this thrilling bit of information:

"André Schürrle, the successful Chelsea striker, has recently revealed that his favourite ice cream flavour is nothing flashy like you would expect from such an extraordinarily talented star, but indeed he rather prefers a simple variety. ‘I often just go for Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry’ the young hotshot confesses. ‘I’m boring like that, haha.’”                

Is that really so??

51 people liked this

Miroslav Klose: Lmfao

Toni Kroos: Hahah :DD

André Schürrle: Fuck off, Tonischmoops!  Told this to a reporter from a children’s magazine.

Roman Weidenfeller: Which magazine are you reading? Can I borrow it?

Jerome Boateng: Sports Weekly, but @Thomas already asked, but you’ll get it afterwards!

Jule Draxler: After you it’s me please!

 

Erik Durm, Benni Höwedes and Mats Hummels sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Manuel Neuer updated his status:

Bought a whole jar of Nutella at the bus stop. Should be enough for the next three days #satisfiedagain!

Jogi Löw: I’m not even gonna say anything.

Thomas Müller: You wouldn’t dare to take it away from him anyway, I once tried and nearly lost a limb over it. He turns from Teddy Bear to Aggressive Grizzly in under ten seconds...

Mats Hummels: You would know ...

Thomas Müller has logged off

 

Erik Durm uploaded a photo:

These two fell asleep in front of me. #isthatpoldisdroolonbastisjumper? @Lukas Podolski and @Bastian Schweinsteiger

Erik Durm: Why isn’t anyone liking this? It’s so cute!

Jerome Boateng: Ewww, the drool! #disgusting

Thomas Müller: Are you sure you want a “friendship” like this, Erik?

 

Shkodran Mustafi and Toni Kroos sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Benni Höwedes updated his status:

Just won against @Mats Hummels in chess three times in a row! Starting to suspect he lets me win on purpose...

Mats Hummels liked this

Mats Hummels: Maybe you are just brilliant at chess.

Thomas Müller: Or maybe you two are just annoying.

Benni Höwedes: ...aaaand another post ruined.

 

Miroslav Klose and Jerome Boateng sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Jogi Löw updated his status:

We will be having double rooms in our training camp, so please organise yourselves in pairs and tell me your room wishes. And no, no one can share with me.

Hansi Flick: :( ... okay.

Jogi Löw: ...

Jogi Löw: I meant the players.

Hansi Flick liked this

 

Bastian Schweinsteiger: Dibs on @Lukas Podolski! #backoffper

Lukas Podolski liked this

Thomas Müller: What a surprise...

Erik Durm: *sigh*

Per Mertesacker: I wouldn’t even dare to ask... what about me and my Zumba-bro @Ron-Robert?

Ron-Robert Zieler liked this

Ron-Robert Zieler: Yes! Let’s start our day with a Yoga routine, you seem to be the only enthusiast besides me!

Manuel Neuer: @Thomas, let’s start our day with Nutella!

Manuel Neuer: ...we’re sharing, right?

Toni Kroos: What about me @Thomas? We didn’t share in ages :’(

André Schürrle: Well, @Mario and @Marco are obviously sharing, so maybe... @Toni?

Toni Kroos liked this

Toni Kroos: I guess that’s alright as well... ;)

 

Lukas Podolski, Sami Khedira and André Schürrle sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Miroslav Klose updated his status: swag room w/ @Erik #bros4lyfe

Erik Durm liked this

Erik Durm: Omg, that’s going to be amazing!! #bros4lyfe

Thomas Müller: @Erik, don’t stay up too late, though, Grandpa needs his sleep.

Miroslav Klose: haterz gonna hate

 

Sami Khedira posted something on Mesut Özil’s wall:

Sami Khedira: Roommates?

Mesut Özil: Roommates.

 

Jule Draxler posted something on Benni Höwedes’ wall:

Benni...?

Mats Hummels: No.

Benni Höwedes: Sorry, @Jule. :/

Thomas Müller: Oooh, and another person was just added to @Matsi's blacklist

Shkodran Mustafi: Hey, @Jule, wanna bunk?

Jule Draxler: Yup :)

 

Christoph Kramer and Ron-Robert Zieler sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Kevin Großkreutz updated his status:

...Well this leaves me and @Roman.

Roman Weidenfeller: ... but I don’t like the smell of Döner ;)

57 people liked this

 

Christoph Kramer posted something on Matze Ginter’s wall:

Hey, wanna share? I even brought the entire Star Wars saga on DVD.

Matze Ginter liked this

Thomas Müller: Nice! Can we borrow it? Me and @Manuel want to make a video evening...

Manuel Neuer liked this

Manuel Neuer: So we are sharing? Nice #excited

Matze Ginter: I guess no one’s staying... Solo. ;)

Jogi Löw liked this

Jogi Löw: I understood that reference.

 

Kevin Großkreutz, Marco Reus and Mario Götze sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Philipp Lahm posted on Jogi Löw’s wall:

That makes:

Schweinsteiger Podolski

Neuer Müller

Kroos Schürrle

Weidenfeller Großkreutz

Ginter Kramer

Höwedes Hummels

Draxler Mustafi

Reus Götze

Mertesacker Zieler

Durm Klose

Khedira Özil

And me and @Jerome.

That’s it :)

Hansi Flick: Excellent job as always, Philipp!

 

Jogi Löw: We are arriving at the camp in approximately twenty minutes, please make sure you don’t leave any luggage in the bus, check for litter and sort out your seats!

Thomas Müller: This sounds like an airplane instruction.

Hansi Flick: Thanks for that useful comment, @Thomas.

Sami Khedira liked this

Sami Khedira: I’m not alone! @Hansi

 

Manuel Neuer updated his status:

Gonna have an amazing time with my roomie @Thomas! xD

Thomas Müller and Erik Durm liked this

Thomas Müller: We are the coolest room ever #backoffper

Per Mertesacker: ...hey, what do I have to do with this?

Thomas Müller: Don’t know. I like the hashtag. Let’s make it a trend! #backoffper

Bastian Schweinsteiger: Yeah, #backoffper!

Thomas Müller: The jealousy is strong with this one @Basti. #starwarsquotesrule

Matze Ginter  and Jogi Löw liked this

 

Jule Draxler sent an invitation to CandyCrush to Philipp Lahm

 

Jogi Löw arrived in South Tirol

Jogi Löw updated his status:

Finally arrived! Let’s start our amazing time together with this beautiful quote:

“Much to learn, you still have.” – Yoda

52 people liked this

Thomas Müller: Errghhhhhh Uwrwrrrrr ARGHHHHHhhh

Mesut Özil: What the hell is that, @Thomas? Did you slip on your keyboard?

Thomas Müller: Don’t you recognize this inspirational quote by Chewbacca?

Matze Ginter, Mario Götze and Marco Reus liked this

Sami Khedira: I want a ticket back home.

 

Roman Weidenfeller sent an invitation to Farmville to Philipp Lahm

Thomas Müller: You had one job, @Roman.

Mesut Özil: Anyway, Farmville is so 2012.

 

Thomas Müller updated his status:

This is going to be great! Hey, did I ever tell that story of how-

Sami Khedira: oMG seriously shut up!

Thomas Müller: ...pfff. #backoffper

Jogi Löw: *facepalm*