Not a full drabble.
♫ Old MacNeto had a farm
MUTANT BROTHERHOOD!
And on this farm he had a kid
MUTANT BROTHERHOOD!
With a bullet here, and an arrow there
Here a cape, there a coin
Everywhere another trauma
Old MacNeto had a farm —
But his kid was not a goat ♫
Full disclosure, I have used this joke before.
If you're reading this, thank you for making it all the way through my nonsense! 🎆 I've had a lot of fun writing these. Sadly I'm all out of dad jokes for now, but if I come up with any more, they'll be posted here.
Assuming you enjoyed my sense of humor, you may also enjoy the other stories in this series ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Spoilery rundown:
- Ch1 is a play on How I Met Your Mother, with bonus significant sneezing
- Ch2 is a callback to the ~literary theme~ in XMFC in Erik's Nazi-hunting days
- Ch3 is a filk of I Saw Mommy Kissing
Santa ClausMagneto- Ch4 is a reference to Star Wars, the great father-son reveal of our time
- Ch5 is a variation on Charles' line "the bullet curved, Erik" in DOFP.
- Ch6 quotes "Bring Him Home" from Les Misérables.
- Ch7 🍆
- Ch8 patronymics
- Ch9 "What's he done now?"
See also Crime of Passion and the My Immortal parody.
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