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Monday, 3:05 pm
Pikachu: um. Did you guys hear that boom?
Tape Man: yeah. It sounded like Baku, kinda, but it was WAY loud for what he does normally…
Pinky: yeah, he usually doesn't make any big booms like that unless he's in training…
bone hurty: ....@Blasty
Blasty: ugh, yeah yeah ill explain
Blasty: long story short, i was walking to the bathrooms from training. The hallways were too crowded for me to spark off any excess sweat, and i was already kinda panicking bc half n half ended up in the infirmary bc of smth i knocked over, so it was buildin up quick. Kiri was just trying to get my attention, but he managed to touch the back of my neck in the process and i panicked. Couldnt stop it before it blew. Everyone had already cleared out and Kiri hardened in time, but the hallway and my arms are a bit fucked.
bone hurty: ! Are you alright?? Last time that happened there were burns up to your shoulders, kacchan!
Blasty: yeah, yeah, im fine. It wasnt like i had been stuck with it on me for too long, so im fine.
bone hurty: if you didnt go to recovery girl, i SWEAR-
Blasty: yeah, yeah, im there. Im not a total dumbfuck.
Rock Boy: here w him! Can confirm!!
Rock Boy: though he DOES admittedly have pretty bad burns down his forearms…
You'll Float Too: wait, what?? I don't mean to butt in, but why would bakugou being bumped cause him to explode??
Blasty: 1. Its fucking nitroglycerin. 2. Deku, you explain. My hands hurt
bone hurty: wh-dont type if your hands are burnt! Those are always the 2nd degree ones!!!!
Rock Boy: dont worry, hes taking a nap now! And the 2nd degree ones are mostly just on the back of his hands
bone hurty: fuckin better be
bone hurty: anyways, as for an explanation, kacchan sweats nitroglycerin. Of course, he can only blow it up with his hands, but thats still a problem. If it builds up too much, it could be set off by him merely being startled or even bumped into. Every time, theyre really big blasts, and every time he gets 2nd degree burns somewhere on his body. And even if he doesnt scar, since thats also a side effect of his quirk, please believe me when i say ive seen his skin peel before and hes shrugged it off like nothing. Its terrifying every time. But those possible Big Blasts are part of the reason hes always letting off little blasts; if he doesnt, he could blow up the whole classroom at random.
Rock Boy: ...Bakugou just commented with 'psh. Thats cause they were' when i read it out to him and now im Worried
Rock Boy: ...okay hed also like to say that that happened plenty of times out in the forest or something after he got home from big events his parents dragged him to and now im extra scared midoriya Was He Okay.
bone hurty: honestly no?? Hed still go to school with bandages on his arms and he was always clearly in pain but the teachers at our school were shitty so they didnt care.
bone hurty: of course, fuckin Mitsuki kept dragging him to the damn things and blaming the burns on him, from what ive heard
bone hurty: thank the FUCKING LORD Aizawa adopted him
Insomnibitch: honestly yeah. As his adoptive brother, I can say that that bitch left a lasting impression. He barely knows what it's like for adults to care about him. I was with aizawa when he confronted him on it and he looked confused that an adult would care for a second and i was boutta go Feral
Pikachu: bitch did WHAT to my good boy-
Pinky: mmm finna kill a bitch-
Half n Half: alright boys where are the pitchforks
Rock Boy: alright so i probably shouldnt be transcribing this but baku read that over my shoulder and now hes griping at todo that 'its dealt with, dumbass half n half' and oh sHIT BAKU JUST CALLED HIM BABE-
Tape Man: OUR GOOD BOY HAS A BF?!
Pinky: HA! At least half of you owe me 500 yen!
Half n Half: first of all, yes, weve been dating for a while. We didnt really mean to keep it a secret but we dont do much pda and we werent keen on telling anyone directly; especially after all the bashing our respective parents have done towards lgbtq+ people
Half n Half: and second of all, you were betting on our relationship wh y???
Hop Hop Frog Time: well we were actually betting on who baku liked
Earjack: yeah. It was pretty evenly split so about half the class owes the other half 500 yen
You'll Float Too: im going to be totally honest, im not sure i have 500 yen to spare if i eat tonight
Rock Boy: baku has now made strict orders that you dont give that yen to anyone and hes feeding you tomorrow
You'll Float Too: ! Id say you dont have too but i appreciate the offer A Lot, so thank you Bakugou!
Rock Boy: he gives a begrudging 'you're welcome'!