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Mata Nui High School

Summary:

The six original toa are high school students who are starting at a new school and go through all the missteps and chaos that comes with being a teen and making new friends. The chapters are written in manuscript form.

Notes:

This is an old BIONICLE based fanfiction teen comedy/dramedy I wrote in the early 2000's. The original posts were lost when a forum went offline, but I have recovered them after searching old backups and hard drives over the last couple years. The story features the original toa mata from 2001 as high school students. The matoran are middle school students. The turaga are teachers. Those are the main things (outside of understanding BIONICLE references) that you should be aware of. Anything else will generally be addressed before the chapter it first takes place in. The story is read in a manuscript format so the lines are broken up as so. The following chapters may include many of their original typos and grammatical errors as I have left them mostly intact aside from making adjustments based on the different formats - like replacing all the emojis and things used that don't work on this website. I did correct things as I went however.

The six main characters are exaggerations of their LEGO BIONICLE comic counterparts. For those not familiar with BIONICLE here are brief descriptions of their roles in this teen dramedy:

Tahu - Hot headed, easily irritated, competitive, Kopaka is his main rival, and in the comics and movies he is generally the leader. From the fire village of Ta-Koro.

Kopaka - Silent, speaks in silent "dots", calm and collected, misunderstood. From the ice village of Ko-Koro

Gali - The only female of the six, sometimes unsure of herself, plays the love interest, and stands up for girls being equal with boys. From the water village of Ga-Koro.

Onua - Best friends with Pohatu (below), not the smartest, super nice, and looking for inclusion. From the earth village of Onu-Koro.

Pohatu - Best friends with Onua (above), also not the smartest, also nice, and is he just the same person and basically the same element? Oh yeah he's also a hunchback though so I guess not. From the rock village of Po-Koro.

Lewa - Very energetic, comedic, clumsy, and in the comics he typically speaks in the slang-like language known as "tree speak" (which in this comedy is just a really dumb version made to sound stupid). From the tree village of Le-Koro.

Chapter 1: "New Students"

Chapter Text

Tahu, Lewa, Onua, Pohatu, Kopaka, and Gali stood in front of the class. Their math teacher was Onewa.

Onewa: Class, welcome our new students.

The class murmured their welcome and the new students were assigned their seats and sat down.

Macku (sitting to the right of Lewa) leaned over and whispered to him.

Macku: Hi, I'm Macku, who're you?

Lewa: Err....I'm Lewa. Aren't you supposed to be in grade school?

Macku: I'm a fast learner, I qualified to go up to high school! :3

Lewa: I see-saw....

Macku: You see saw..? o.O

Lewa: Mind-never....

Macku: o.o

Lewa jerks his eyes about the room wildly, taking as much in of the room as he can. Onewa taps his stick on his desk and class begins.

Onewa: Attention class. We will- Lewa! Will you please stop moving around and pay attention!?!

Lewa: Sorry, Sir! Yes, Sir!

Onewa: Thank you. Now....as I was saying. We'll be taking fractions into fractions today....

Tahu raises his hand and Onewa calls on him.

Onewa: Yes, Tahu?

Tahu: Can I please sit by someone else? Kopaka's getting on my nerves.

Onewa: No, that is your desk. You will stay where you are.

Tahu: 

Onewa: *sigh* I'd like to remind all of you new students that you can, and will, be punished if necessary. Is that clear?

All the new Toa except Kopaka: Yes, Sir.

Kopaka: .....

Onewa: Excuse me, Kopaka, did you hear me?

Kopaka: .....!

Onewa: That's it! Lewa, Tahu, Kopaka! Go to the principle's office!

Tahu: This is all your fault, Kopaka!

Onewa: Tahu, that's enough!

Tahu: What're you gonna do about it? 

Onewa: Nothing! I'm not allowed to do anything to you kids anymore because it's against matoran law and I could get fired for trying to make you obey! So...I'm sending to the principle's office!

Onua and Pohatu: <.<

In the hallway, the three new Toa make their way to the principle's office.

Lewa: I didn't think-know schools even had principle-jerks.

Tahu: Who cares. All I know is that I'm telling him it's all your guys' faults. >_>

Lewa: What!??!?!? YOU were the one who loud-shouted at the teacher-learner!

Tahu: Oh yeah!?!?

Lewa: YEAH!

Tahu lunges at Lewa and they start rolling around the hall banging into lockers and beating each other up.

Kopaka: .....

Tahu: You started it!

Lewa: No YOU did!

The principle walks out of his office. They quickly stop fighting and stand up straight.

Mr. Principle: Is there a problem, boys?

Tahu: No, Sir, Mr. Principle, Sir.

Lewa: No, man-Sir.

Mr. Principle: Man...Sir?

Tahu: Just ignore him, he's just stupid.

Lewa: Am ever-not! You are!

Mr. Principle: Boys! Knock it off! Please...come into my office....

The three Toa follow him into his office, where he sits down at his desk. They sit in three chairs in front of the desk.

Mr. Principle: Now, allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. E. Ville Principle.

Lewa: *snickers*

Tahu elbows Lewa.

Tahu: *whispering between clenched teeth* Shut up!

The principle glares at them and continues.

Mr. Principle: Now....what seems to be the problem? I hear you were disrupting the class.

Tahu: He started it!

Lewa: Did not!

Tahu: Did too!

Lewa: Did ever-not!

Tahu: Did ever EVER too!!!!

Lewa: Did ever ever ever ev-

Mr. Principle: ENOUGH!

Tahu and Lewa: O.O

Kopaka: .....

Lewa continues spazzing out while Tahu steams in his chair. Kopaka sits quietly during all this.

Mr. Principle: perhaps, Kopaka, you would like to explain this. Since these two *he glares at them* seem incapable of doing so.

Kopaka dramatically sits up, opens his mouth wide, and start to tell him.

Kopaka: .....

Mr. Principle: Speak up...I can't hear you.

Kopaka: ....!

Mr. Principle: SPEAK UP!!!!!!

Kopaka: -_-"

Mr. Principle: Let me have a talk with my specialist.....

The principle sits back, and dials a number on his cell phone.

Mr. Principle: Hello?..........Yes, it's me.........Of course......It's about three of the new students.......no they're horrible!

The three Toa look at each other nervously.

Mr. Principle: Mmmhmmm......One's got anger and fighting problems....one's a complete spaz...and the third.....he....won't...he won't say anything!!!

Tahu glares at Lewa and Lewa glares back.

Kopaka: ......

Mr. Principle: Okay...I thought so...thank you....Mmmhmmm.....goodbye.

He hangs up the phone and turns to the three Toa.

Mr. Principle: Well, boys, I know what to do with you all.

Lewa: *gulp* o_o

Mr. Principle: Lewa...as I suspected...you have ADHD. We'll put you on 40 different pills starting tomorrow.

Lewa: WHAT!??!?!?!??! I don't have any problem-issues!!!

Mr. Principle: Riiight.....now anyway. Tahu.....we're going to send you to a counselor. To settle your anger and emotional issues.

Tahu: I....don't....have......anger issues.... 

Mr. Principle: Kopaka....You seem to be a stubborn kid who doesn't care what he's told and won't acknowledge his teacher when spoken to....so we'll have you stay after school for a month. That goes for all of you too!

Tahu: WHAT!?!?!??!

Lewa: That's unfair!!!

Kopaka: ....!!!

Mr. Principle: Sorry, boys, you brought this on yourselves. You may go back to your classes. See you after school.

 

End of chapter 1.

-Jordboy1