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HELLO AGAIN!
Thanks to many of you for the comments!
Arizonaslesbianism, itslexipedia for requesting more of this and also to be clear, I am the original author of this, it was just published first under a different pen name on Reddit before I published it here as well. Also, naylorholby, new_being, outlawqueenpercabeth, addiesrep, JordynMarie05, people in general who always seem to jump on my MerAdd fics and I adore it!
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Reddit Imagines - MerAdd in 2020. Experimental Fic #1
It's in 2020. Addison Montgomery comes to GSMH. And she has a few questions for Meredith Grey. OR: Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery rants copied from my Reddit responses. Just thought they might be enjoyed here. F/F. MerAdd. Meddison. (Sort of). Rated M. Crackfic. Redditfic.
Chapter 8: Blame it on the fancy new office space.
Later on, Addison Montgomery knocks on the door to Meredith Grey's new fancy office space.
Meredith: Come in!
Addison: How did you know it was me?
Meredith: Your hair is kind of distinctive, as is your body, as is your entire being. In a very great way, of course. You really are, Addison...
Addison: Wow. Umm- hi.
Meredith: Hi.
Addison: Look I came here with a lot of things to say, but I have no idea what they are now, and I'm freaking out and I just- Are you okay?
Meredith: Excellent. Especially now that you're here. Do you want to come in? Or maybe you want to come out? Probably some combination of those last two things…
Addison: How did you- Jesus, Meredith. Are you like some kind of psychic?
Meredith: I know you, you know. It's been years but I know you. I had to know you. You were my competition for Derek and you were damn good competition. I get why he picked you, the first time, you know. I sort of forgive him for it, actually…
Addison: I don't know what to say!?
Meredith: How is Jake Riley, your husband doing? Have you called him?
Addison: Yeah, I called him. Jake is good. Henry is good. And I'm- I'm really fucking confused.
Meredith: Gay panic getting you down?
Addison: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT.
Meredith: Lucky guess.
Addison: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM!?
Meredith: I almost died like five times now. This is nothing. Plus, this is your crisis, not mine…
Addison: THIS ISN'T A CRISIS.
Meredith: You're yelling again.
Addison: HOW DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL CRAZY ALL OF THE TIME.
Meredith: I have no idea. The feeling is mutual, though. In a good way, of course. I'm just much better at hiding it.
Addison: MEREDITH!?
Meredith: That's what I'm talking about. I think it would sound better yelled into my mouth, though.
Addison: MEREDITH GREY?!
Meredith: That, too, I'm impressed with the 'g,' and 'r,' sound those are usually difficult to pronounce whilst someone is-
Addison: Okay, seriously, we need to talk and I can't concentrate if you're saying shit like that all the time.
Meredith: I'm listening…
Addison: I called Jake Riley, my husband, just then. From a closet. Which I just came out of. I must add…
Meredith: And?
Addison: And he said, and I quote, "if having sex with a woman will make you happy, it would make me happy, because I really do love you, Addison."
Meredith: That's fantastic, how supportive. You really do know how to pick husbands, Addison.
Addison: So do you. You stole mine the first time around, remember?
Meredith: Of course, I'm sorry for that. I was a slutty intern.
Addison: I was a McBitch to you.
Meredith: A little. I was an adulterous whore, though.
Addison: So was I. With Mark, I mean, against Derek, though also in a few other love triangles that I got myself into before I settled down with Jake Riley in LA.
Meredith: Why do you seem disappointed in your husband's answer?
Addison: Well, it's not against you, you're- A lot of things. It's just, now he knows about it, it's less… Something?
Meredith: You really do get off on affairs, don't you?
Addison: I cannot believe we are having this conversation.
Meredith: It's okay. I'm the one in a love triangle that might now become a square.
Addison: Why are we like this, Grey? Do you think? What the hell is our problem that it always has to be this difficult?
Meredith: Mommy issues. Daddy issues. We also both had a fake mommy name Susan who died and for whom we got a slap in the face for, and yes I did hear that story- I'm so sorry about Bizzy Forbes, your mother, and about Susan Grant, by the way.
Addison: I'm sorry about your Susan Grey. That was a long time ago, I know. But that was back when I lived here in Seattle and I remembered about that, and about Molly Grey, and about how shocked you were then, about Lexie Grey, too.
Meredith: Thanks. I miss all of them now, except I'm still conflicted about Thatcher Grey, he died and I went to see him and it was weird to have a father figure who is not Richard Webber.
Addison: My daddy's not dead yet, just my mom. He still calls himself 'The Captain,' Montgomery and he drinks a lot. Oh and I'm sorry your mom died while you were technically dead.
Meredith: Thanks. I saw her in the afterlife briefly. Ellis Grey was nice to me for once.
Addison: How is this not the strangest conversation we've talked about thus far.
Meredith: We've both been through so much that nothing seems strange anymore.
Addison: Is it strange that I still want to see what you meant when you said you could "show me a lot of things, in your office?"
Meredith: God, I thought you would never ask. And by the way, what I said before about "showing you why Derek might have picked me, and wondering why he picked you…" That's a part of it I guess and I'm not gonna lie, but this isn't only about Derek. It's not been about Derek for a long time now. This is about you, Addison. Addison Montgomery, you.
Addison: So I guess this is us "saying a lot of things," and "doing a lot of things," like we never said and did all those years ago?
Meredith: This can be about whatever we want it to be.
Addison: What about your love triangle? What about the intern, Dr. Andrew DeLuca, or something, or your Irish pediatric surgeon who Cristina sent you, Dr. Cormac Hayees?
Meredith: I see you've done some research about your potential competition.
Addison: I am NOT going to say 'pick me, choose me, love me,' for you, Grey. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. No freakin' way.
Meredith: You sorta just did.
Addison: SHUT UP!
Meredith: MAKE ME.
Addison: Why aren't you freaking out about this?
Meredith: I've been pansexual since like, probably high school. I just never brought it up I guess.
Addison: Oh. I never asked either, I just assumed.
Meredith: It's okay, most people do, or did, or whatever. It doesn't bother me either way, but I'll tell you that I am into YOU now, for all that that's worth.
Addison: I cannot believe how delighted I am for you to say that to me.
Meredith: Mmhmm, I really want to rip all your clothes off right about now...
Addison: Does this door lock?
Meredith: Of course it does. Why do you think I picked this damn office? And close those blinds behind you now, now would you?
Addison: You're always so bossy.
Meredith: Hmm, is it working for you, Doctor No-Longer-Shepherd.
Addison: That's been that way for well over two decades.
Meredith: I know, but damn is it riling you up so, so, so, well.
Addison: McMedusa.
Meredith: McHot.
Addison: McMeredith.
Meredith: McAddie.
Addison: I don't think you've ever called me that nickname before.
Meredith: I haven't. Do you like it? Do you like me calling you that?
Addison: Am I just a McRebound to you?
Meredith: Nah, not at all. If you threw your hat in the ring for real, you would win in an instant. Plus you are a much hotter redhead for me than Nurse Rose.
Addison: I'm still with Jake, you know. I'm staying with him. You'd be…
Meredith: YOUR 'Dirty Mistress,'.
Addison: You're not dirty.
Meredith: But I can talk pretty dirty.
Addison: I've decided. To hell with it. My second husband Jake Riley said this was fine. So we've both been Derek's wives. So we've both fought in the past. So we both have some issues and I've never been with a woman before. So a lot of things… Either way, I've decided. And I've decided that I want you Meredith, and I don't care what or who that makes me to other people, or you to other people… What they talk about if they find out after is up to them. But for now, at this moment, I just want you… If you still want to have me like this, then be my guest… You can be my new mistress Meredith. Show me what you wanted to teach me. Show. Me. Now…?!
Meredith: Oh, I certainly will. Take a seat, Addison. Let me show you what I'm really made of…
If it wasn't clear earlier, this is all happening at Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital, formerly known as Seattle Grace back when Addison worked there in approximately 2006…
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Author's Note:
So I didn’t make it an affair in the end.
So I didn’t want it to be about cheating…
Why am I like this? I have no idea. I just want them all to be happy!
Hope you liked this story so far. Let me know what you think. Let me know if you want more.
Specifically, let me know if you’d like to see the smut in this way.
I’ll have to up the ratings but I don’t care, I will if you’d actually want to read it.
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Otherwise check out Bubble probably, because it's fun and a similar premise but more fleshed out...
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