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„Wait, he floats? Like, five feet above the ground?” Jester asked, her eyes having grown wider as she abandoned sorting through the plasters and bandages. She did have healing spells for any bigger injuries and accidents, but those were actually quite rare on the ship, so she spent most of her days giving out pills that helped with nausea or bandaging the bruised and bloody knees of kids who had slipped and fallen over while playing.

It honestly wasn’t the most interesting job, which was why she was so intrigued by Caleb and his stories.

“More like, one foot above the ground, but I did feel like he was cheating a little bit. I mean it’s not really a hike if you float all the way, right?” He was leaning against the door frame, half amused and half a little irritated still.

Jester’s interest was definitely piqued, whoever this guy was, he sounded way more interesting than anything she got to see here on a daily basis. “Yeah, I mean he probably has a good reason for it. Unless he just wants to look cool. Does he look cool?”

Caleb let out a chuckle, shrugging his shoulders. “I guess? I mean I personally think it’s cool, because it’s not a spell that seems common. It’s not Fly, so I’m assuming that he came up with it himself,”

“You’re nerding out,” Jester replied with a laugh, but really, she found it quite endearing. Whenever Caleb wasn’t working and doing tours of the islands, she caught him with his nose buried in books and Jester sometimes wished she had the stamina to read that much. She had a couple of books that she went through again and again, but they weren’t really academics material, in fact most of them were smutty novels she read before bed. Not that there was anything wrong with that, she even swapped them for different ones with her friend Veth sometimes. It was how she had met Caleb, too. Him and Veth were best friends and until Veth’s husband had joined them on the ship they had even shared a cabin. Veth had accidentally grabbed one of Caleb’s books and brought it to Jester, so he had come to pick it up and ever since that day he came by to talk to her every now and then.

He was cute too,  Jester had to give him that. With his long red hair pulled up into a braid whenever they came to the warmer regions, his rolled-up sleeves and holsters full of books.

He was also married.

Jester pushed that thought aside before turning her attention back towards the bandages. “Well, you should ask him about it, and maybe show him to me sometime. I wanna see the floaty hot boy.” She then chuckled.

“I never said he was got,” Caleb replied with a laugh, but Jester simply shrugged her shoulders. “Anyone who manages to tear your attention away from your books or work enough to have you talking about it to other people has to be hot.” She then quipped, and Caleb could only laugh again as he pushed himself away from the door frame.

“Fair enough. Bis später, Jester.”

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Caduceus was generally a rather calm individual and not easily spooked either, but when he stepped into the freezer to get some of the freshly arrived fruits to cut up for lunch, he almost tripped over his own feet, letting out a rather undignified scream when he caught sight of a person poking their head out from behind some of the boxes.

“Sorry, sorry!” Fjord stepped out all the way eventually , hands raised in an apologetic gesture. “I didn’t mean to startle you!”

Caduceus’ expression changed from shock to surprise to confusion for a moment. It wasn’t uncommon to have some of his staff in here, but he hadn’t expected to find the ship’s first mate.

“It’s...fine. I just wasn’t prepared to come across anyone in here.” Fjord generally looked a little startled and also like he hadn’t slept all that well last night. “Are you alright?”

His question was followed by a sigh from the other man, who shrugged his shoulders. “Yeah...I mean. Avantika is in our cabin and like...I was trying to not be seen by her.”
“And the freezer was the best place you could come up with?” Caduceus found himself asking, one eyebrow raised.

“Look. I panicked, a little. I didn’t think she was going to be there.”

“I don’t quite understand why you two still live together anyways,” He then added, nodding for Fjord to pick up one of the boxes as he carried one himself, before motioning back towards the door.

“I mean...we usually don’t work the same shift, obviously, so we never really see each other, and all my stuff is in there.” Fjord sighed, placing the box on one of the tables as he watched Caduceus pull out some bread and other ingredients that he recognized to be parts of what was going to be his favorite sandwich. It was one of Caduceus’ special creations, Moss&Mushroom, and while it seemed strange at first it had become quite popular with the guests, and also the crew.

Part of Fjord was glad that the other man had been the one who had found him and not some random kitchen hand. Caduceus knew a lot about what was going on around this ship, even though he didn’t really talk about it, unless you asked him directly, and while it wasn’t a secret that Fjord and Avantika, the ship’s captain, had a rather spectacular break up a few weeks ago, no one actually dared to talk about it in fear of summoning the Captain’s wrath. Right now, it was all focused on Fjord, which was also the reason he had found himself inside the freezer, as far away from her as possible.

“We could always help you get your stuff. I mean...you are the first mate, I’m sure no one would have a problem assigning you a new cabin, and until then you could always come and live with me.” Offering a smile, Caduceus pushed the plate over towards his friend then.

“Really? I mean...I don’t want to intrude or anything.” Fjord found himself replying, picking up the sandwich. There was something oddly comforting about the taste of it in his mouth, and he almost sighed.

“You won’t. I’d be happy to help, besides: Someone needs to make sure you get some rest so you won’t steer this ship against the nearest rock and sink it, costing all of us our jobs,” There was definitely a playfulness in his voice, and Fjord almost laughed.

“Fair enough,” he agreed between bites, “Thank you, Caduceus. I really appreciate it.”

“No need to thank me. Just...please don’t hide in my freezer anymore?” He chuckled as he cut up another sandwich.

“Deal.”

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“Fjord said this was gonna be cool and like...I didn’t really believe him but I kinda hoped he was being honest? All I’ve done today is teach Tai Chi to a bunch of old guys and some people who thought they were going to learn how to make tea.” Beau let out a huff from where she was sat on stage, her legs dangling off the edge.

It wasn’t like she had a lot of other jobs waiting for her and fuck if she was ever going to go home and work for her father again, but still. Somehow she had thought that this was going to be a lot more fun.

“Have you tried suggesting that you teach some new classes? Maybe something that you consider fun?” Molly had stepped back on stage, now in full costume, which really wasn’t all that different from what he was usually wearing.

“Fuck I’m not talking to Avantika about that shit. She already looks like she wants to murder me,” Beau then shook her head, but Molly simply chuckled.

“She’s the captain of the ship, that doesn’t mean she has any say whatsoever about what goes on anywhere other than the bridge. You’ll have to talk to the cruise director, whose pretty open to new ideas,”

“Did you sleep with them?” Beau asked, one eyebrow raised, which only elicited another chuckle from her friend.

“Of course, but that was after I had already suggested some little tweaks to the entertainment program and she had approved them, but if you feel like it’s going to help your case, be my guest.”

Beau rolled her eyes again, flipping him off for a moment. “I might talk to her though, because if I have to teach one more Tai Chi class where some old dude almost falls over because he saw a cat and lost his balance I might actually jump off the ship. By the way: Where’s your friend? You know, the one with the harp?”

Molly’s lips curved into a grin and Beau immediately regretted asking. “Yasha? She’s not rehearsing until three, but if you want to pay her a visit, she’s usually somewhere up on one of the higher decks, watching the waves when she’s not working, or if Caleb’s around they sometimes read together.” He was still grinning, and Beau considered flipping him off again.

“I might. I need to talk to Caleb anyways. If he keeps letting his cat wander around all over this place and into my Tai Chi classes then someone will eventually fall over and sue us, because they broke some bones.”

“Mhm...and we wouldn’t want that, would we? You better go find him, if you see Yasha tell her dinner at five in my cabin,” Now he was actually winking at her and Beau decided to flip him off once more as she jumped off the stage, walking out.

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to: Caleb, 5:54am

Caleb.

to: Caleb, 5:56am

Caleb. Caleb.

to: Caleb, 6:01am

CALEEEEEEEB. Where are you?

to: Beauregard, 6:05am

It’s 6 in the morning, Beau. Take a wild guess.

to: Caleb, 6:06am

Yeah yeah. I am in a cabin.

to: Beauregard, 6:07am

Good for you. So am I.

to: Caleb, 6:08am

It’s not my cabin. I have zero idea where I am on this ship. Or how to get back to mine.

to: Beauregard, 6:10am

I fail to see how that is any of my concern.

to: Caleb, 6:11am

You know this place inside out, right? Tell me how to get back to my cabin.

to: Beauregard, 6:14am

Beau, I don’t have the faintest idea where you are. Whose cabin are you in?

to: Caleb, 6:15am

...

to: Caleb, 6:18am

Cruise director.

to: Caleb, 6:20am

You are judging me, aren’t you?  I can practically HEAR it.

to: Beauregard, 6:21am

I am not. I am sending Frumpkin to her cabin. Just follow him and you’ll get back to your own.

to: Caleb, 6:22am

...thank you.

to: Beauregard, 6:23am

Gern geschehen. Now why are you sleeping with the cruise director?

to: Caleb, 6:25am

...I was trying to talk to Yasha.

to: Beauregard, 6:27am

and...you slipped and fell?

to: Caleb, 6:29am

She’s just so pretty, fuck.

to: Caleb, 6:30am

Your cat is judging me.

to: Beauregard, 6:31am

He’s a cat.

to: Caleb, 6:32am

Right. Anyway, I don’t want to talk about it.

to: Beauregard, 6:33am

Then why have you been texting me for the past half an hour?

to: Caleb, 6:34am

Because I was fucking lost, okay? God damn it. Why are you like this?

to: Caleb, 6:35am

Caleb. Hey! HEY POOF YOUR CAT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

to: Beauregard, 6:36am

*read*

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“Caleb, he’s not floating.”

A small chuckle came as the response from where he had leaned against the railing. “Ja, because he’s currently sitting in a chair. Just wait until he gets up.”

Jester fiddled with one of the charms on her horns as she glanced back and forth between Caleb and the guy who she knew was named Essek. She hadn’t personally introduced herself yet, but she was willing to do it just for the chance to see him float around. It sounded like a pretty cool thing to do if she was being honest, and Jester found that the guy, in general, looked pretty cool. A little out of place on this cruise ship that was filled with tourists who spent hours in the sun trying to get a tan and screaming kids, but still cool somehow.

“So, I was thinking.” She eventually shifted her attention back to Caleb, glancing up at him from her own spot against the railing. “You know how they’re doing that dance competition next week? Everyone’s allowed to compete as long as they have a partner, and I was wondering if....maybe, you know, you wanted to dance with me?”

His face showed an honest surprise then, as if he was the last person he would have expected to be asked to participate in a dance competition. Granted, he didn’t exactly look like a dancer, not with how much time he usually spent with his nose buried in books, but Jester had a feeling that Caleb wasn’t a bad dancer, and even if he was then she would still have a week to teach him something.

And maybe she just wanted to spend some time with him, but she wasn’t going to ever admit that out loud.

“I am...not exactly a skilled dancer, Jester.” He eventually found himself replying, though the corners of his lips were curved into a slight smile. “I...would have expected you to ask Fjord, or maybe Beau.”

Shaking her head, Jester made a dismissive gesture with her hands. “Beau isn’t really a dancer either, besides: I was trying to talk to her earlier and she was in the worst mood! Oh, which reminds me, I am supposed to tell you to hide or else...well. Something or else. I wasn’t really listening, but she sounded pissed.”

A small chuckle from Caleb followed as he let his eyes drift out over the ocean for a moment before returning his attention back to Jester.

“And Fjord...I mean I’m not sure he’s allowed to compete or has the time? Besides, I haven’t seen him in like...three days, so for all I knew Avantika has murdered, chopped him up and thrown the parts overboard as we passed Port Damali.”

It was a joke, of course, even though there really was something a little unsettling about their friend’s ex girlfriend, and yet it made Caleb laugh.

What a nice laugh, Jester thought to herself, quickly lowering her gaze and ignoring the way her stomach fluttered ever so slightly.

“Alright, well. I can’t promise that we’ll be very good, but if you really want to then we can try and get some practice in. Just text me when you’re free.”

Jester’s lips immediately curved into a smile and her eyes lit up just a little as she looked back up at him again, briefly considering leaning in so she could give him a kiss on the cheek. She quickly changed her mind, however, when her attention was drawn back to the ring on his finger.

Right.

“I will text you then,” She found herself nodding, before looking back over the deck, and frowning. “Oh no! Caleb! We missed it!” Following her gaze, Caleb’s eyes landed on the empty chair where Essek had been sitting not a minute ago.

“Oh come on!” Jester groaned, which was interrupted by the sound of Caleb’s laugh.

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To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Weekly Update

Dear staff,

As always, I will be providing you with a quick update for what’s to come this upcoming week. If there’s any questions feel free to reply to this email, but please remember to only reply to me, not everyone on this ship needs to know why you so desperately need to switch a shift.

ARRIVAL: We will be arriving at our next stop in Nicodranas in three days’ time. If you have any days off and wish to participate in any of the tours, please contact the front desk or Mr. Widogast and they will be able to help you.

PERFORMANCE: On Thursday we will be having a formal dinner, followed by a performance by the Ruby Of The Sea. Reservation is required. People can sign up at the front desk or via the app.

FITNESS: From tomorrow there will be a new self-defense class available that will be taught by the wonderful Beauregard Lionett. Tuesdays and Thursdays from 10-11:30am at the gym. Tai Chi and all other classes will still be open for people to attend. Yoga is being moved to Wednesdays and Fridays from 8:30-9:30am. Guests have already been notified via app.

COMPETITION: We have had quite a few guests and staff sign on for the dance competition which will be held this Saturday, starting 7pm. Judges will include myself and entertainment coordinator Mollymauk Tealeaf. We are looking forward to everyone’s performance.

FOOD: In preparation for our arrival in Nicodranas we will be serving pastries especially from this region of the continent during breakfast and lunch. The recipe can be inquired about with chef Cauduceus Clay should you be interested in letting the guests know what exactly they are eating.

This much for now. Thank you for your continuous hard work and should there be any questions please don’t hesitate to ask!

Zethris Olios

Cruise Director

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: :P

‚wonderful Beauregard Lionett‘ huh? ;)

-Molly

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: fuck you

Read the subject line.

-Beau

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: re: fuck you

Love you too! ;)

-Molly

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“So she’s like...clearly into you.”

Yasha made a face at the other woman’s words, her eyes wandering over to the harp almost wishfully. She had been meaning to practice for her nightly harp session that she usually played during dinner time, but had barely managed to get ten minutes in before Veth had shown up.

“I don’t...I mean. She never said anything.” It wasn’t like Yasha wasn’t attracted to Beau, or like she’d say no if the other woman asked her out, but Beau most certainly wasn’t interested in her. They barely talked, and Yasha had once joined a yoga class that Beau was teaching, risking to embarrass herself, and there had been no real reaction. Beau had just nodded at her and then gone about her business.

Yasha was also thinking about Beau entirely too often.

“That’s because she’s a disaster, have you seen her?” Veth threw her hands up, shaking her head. “I mean she’s looking at you like you’re an afternoon delight. Which you definitely are, I am not ashamed to admit that, but you gotta give that woman a hint she can take.”

It wasn’t like Yasha hadn’t tried, really, and why was she having this conversation anyways? She could feel her cheeks heating up ever so slightly and resorted to repeating  various chords over and over in her head.

“Like, only if you’re into her too, of course, but I figured that was a given at this point, right?”

Yasha briefly wondered if she had ever been this bad at flirting. She couldn’t have been, considering she had been married before, but taking into account how that had ended she probably shouldn’t use it as a positive example either.

“A penny for your thoughts,” Veth grinned, and Yasha found herself snapping back into reality.

“I...appreciate the effort but...what exactly are you doing here anyways?” There was a change in Veth’s expression immediately, and she muttered a quit Fuck.

“Yeza lost Luc. I was supposed to go looking for him. You haven’t seen him around here, have you?”

Yasha shook her head lightly, she hadn’t seen anyone, but then again, she had also been lost in her music until Veth had come barging in. “Maybe try the kitchen? He loves Caduceus’ sandwiches.” She remembered the little boy coming in sometimes whenever Yasha was having some tea with their friend, chased by Yeza. “Hey, do you really think Beau’s into me?”

Looking up again, Yasha found that Veth had already gone, the seat where she had settled into, now empty.

“Right.” She then muttered, turning her attention back to the harp.

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to: Veth, 3.13pm

Veth. Come get your son.

to: Fjord, 3.15pm

YOU FOUND HIM?

to: Fjord, 3.16pm

Where is he?

to: Veth, 3.17pm

Freezer. Next to the kitchen.

to: Fjord, 3.18pm

What?

to: Fjord, 3.19pm

Were you specifically looking in there?

to: Veth, 3.20pm

...yes.

to: Fjord, 3.21pm

Are you sure about that?

to: Veth, 3.22pm

Look. Are you gonna get him? I think he stole Jester’s weasel.

to: Fjord, 3.24pm

Sprinkle is still alive?

to: Veth, 3:25pm

Apparently?

to: Fjord, 3.26pm

I was so sure he would have jumped off the ship sometime after we left Port Damali.

to: Fjord, 3.27pm

I owe Molly some money.

to: Veth, 3.28pm

Are you coming to get your son?

to: Fjord: 3.29pm

Yeah yeah. On my way.

to: Caduceus, 3:44pm

Cad, come get your boyfriend.

to: Veth, 3.51pm

Pardon me?

to: Caduceus, 3.52pm

Fjord. He’s in the freezer.

to: Veth, 3:53pm

Again?

to: Caduceus, 3.55pm

Yeah I figured it wasn’t the first time.

to: Veth, 3.57pm

He’s not my boyfriend though.

to: Caduceus, 3.59pm

Want me to go get Avantika?

to: Veth, 4.01pm

Oh no.

to: Caduceus, 4.02pm

I was kidding. Mostly.

to: Caduceus, 4.03pm

Anyway. Gotta get this weasel back to Jester’s cabin.

to: Veth, 4:04pm

Ah. Sprinkle is alive? Good for him.

to: Caduceus, 4.05pm

I’m not so sure about that.

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to: Veth, 4.06pm

...point taken.

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Jester wasn’t entirely sure why she had gone out onto the pool deck in the first place. Everyone else was still inside, having a drink after dinner and listening to Yasha playing her harp. She adored the other woman and even though no one would have expected it, she had a way with that harp that drew you in and made you forget just where you were.

Tonight was different, though. She should have been practicing the dance with Caleb this afternoon, but he had texted her and cancelled last minute, before turning his phone off. Surely, Jester could have made an effort to find him on the ship, but it had been a slightly rougher day on sea, so she had been flooded with people who were suffering from nausea, and before she could even attempt to narrow down where to find Caleb, it had been time for dinner.

Now that she was standing on the deck, however, she caught sight of a figure that was leaning against the railing to the far left. She shouldn’t have recognized him this quickly, but Jester had spent the last few days dancing with him, her chest pressed against his own, and his hands on her, and she couldn’t have missed him there if she tried.

“Caleb? Are you alright?” Carefully approaching she could see that he was deep in thought, his eyes trained onto the waves. The moonlight was catching in his hair, and for a moment Jester was just staring, before she eventually managed to shake herself out of it.

Get it together.

“Caleb?” She tried again, and her second attempt seemed to get him out of his trance like state.

“Oh. Ich hab dich gar nicht gesehen.“ She couldn’t make out exactly what he was saying, but his eyes were a little glassy, and Jester could smell the alcohol on his breath.

“I was worried when you cancelled practice earlier,” She chose to ignore the obvious, not really wanting to intrude too much on his personal matters. Everyone was allowed to drink whatever and how much they wanted, as long as they showed up to work on time the next day. Hell, Beau had even shown up to work with a hangover last week and gotten away with it.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to worry you,” He had slipped back into a language Jester understood, and so she offered him a smile in response.

“It’s okay. Hey, maybe we could get some practice In now?” There was a faint tune that could be heard from below deck, and maybe Jester should have continued asking if he was okay, but she wasn’t used to having these kinds of conversations, and maybe it was simply easier to take his hand and pull him along. They had long learned the steps, and even though his coordination was clearly off a little, they still managed a somewhat passable waltz around the deck.

Jester could feel her heart beating a little faster as they did another turn and she suddenly felt herself being pulled against his chest once more.

“You were...always a better dancer than me, Astrid.”

It took her a moment to notice the name, a name that so very clearly wasn’t her own, and she watched the mistake register in Caleb’s eyes, the slight panic, before he pulled away.

“I’m sorry...I...” He muttered, and Jester did her best to ignore the way her stomach twisted as she shook her head.

“No...no. I...we should probably get you to bed. You need to sleep.” She grabbed his sleeve, careful not to actually touch his hand, before pulling him along.

Married. He’s married, Jester thought, and she shouldn’t know where his cabin was without even having to think about it, and yet she did.

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To: [email protected] , [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Cabin Change

Dear Mr. Stone,

This email is sent to inform you that your request for a cabin change has been approved. Changes are immediate and I trust you to get things done as quickly as possible.

Regards,

Z.Olios

Cruise Director MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] , [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Cabin Change

Why was this sent to me??

Marius LePual

Third Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] , [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Cabin Change

Because Mr.Stone has requested to change back to his old cabin, which is currently occupied by you, Mr.LePual. Please be quick to gather your things, your old cabin is available for you.

Regards,

Z.Olios

Cruise Director MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] , [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Cabin Change

What? Seriously, I just moved all of my stuff in here like, a few weeks ago! And all that because you couldn’t keep it in your pants?!

Marius LePual

Third Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] , [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Cabin Change

I am keeping it in my pants, that’s the entire problem!

Fjord Stone

First Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] , [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Cabin Change

Then take it out of your pants please?!

Marius LePual

Third Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] , [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Cabin Change

Please remove me from this conversation.

I trust that you two gentlemen are well equipped to settle this without my assistance. If not I am sure there is a lifeboat either of you can sleep in.

Regards,

Z.Olios

Cruise Director MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] ,

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Cabin Change

Yes, M’am.

Marius LePual

Third Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected] 

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Cabin Change

Yes, M’am.

Fjord Stone

First Officer MS Lucidian

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“I feel a little sorry for him,” Caduceus leaned back against the edge of the bed, his tea set out in front of him. He’d been making some of his special brew for the last twenty minutes and Fjord was still amazed at how much time you could spend on making tea. He had to admit that it was very good tea, but still

“Yeah but...we all know he really only got that job because of his Dad,” He then found himself saying, eyeing the bag he had been planning on putting his things into to move back into his old cabin. “I’m not saying he’s bad at it, but...he doesn’t have the right to call me out like that, does he?”

A small chuckle fell from Caduceus’ lips as he finally picked up the finished product, namely a filled teacup, and handed it to Fjord. “I am not one to judge.”

“Yeah see? And you were the one who found me hiding in the freezer.” He still cringed at that thought, and Caduceus’ “Twice,” didn’t actually make it better.

“Why were you in there again?” Taking a sip of his own cup, Caduceus glanced up at his friend, regarding him curiously for a moment.

“Because...” Fjord sighed, taking the tea that he’d been offered, and hiding his face behind it for a brief second. It had a unique taste to it, and it was just warm enough to drink but to not actually burn your tongue. It was perfect, really. “I didn’t want to bother you, but I was...having a bit of a rough day.”

It sounded stupid, especially saying it out loud, but being around Caduceus had a calming effect on Fjord, in fact he was sure he had slept better than ever since he’d been sharing a cabin with the other man.

And a bed, A voice in the back of his head reminded him, but Fjord shut it down as fast as possible. He really didn’t have time for that now.

“And you decided that it was a good idea to get back into the freezer instead of just coming to talk to me? You know you are never a bother, Fjord.” The words made his heart beat a little faster and he once again hid his face behind the cup he was holding.

“I...yeah. I’m sorry. In my defense I also found Luc and Sprinkle in there, so I stayed longer than I had anticipated.”

Putting his own cup of tea down, Caduceus glanced up at his friend once more. “If you need anything from me, just come and find me, yeah? I will never be too busy for you,” And alright, Fjord was in deep shit right now. There was no way he could ignore the way his hands were shaking just a little bit as he attempted to hide the blush on his cheeks behind the cup once more.

“I...uh. Maybe we could...let Marius live in my cabin for a bit longer?” He then eventually piped up and Caduceus, who had poured himself another cup, smiled.

“Yeah. I think that’d be nice.”

And maybe there were worse things than hopelessly crushing on your best friend a little bit, especially if they made you tea and your favorite sandwiches, and didn’t complain one bit whenever you stole the blanket away during the night.

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to: Beau, 12.32pm

Hey!

to: Beau, 12.33pm

This is Yasha. By the way.

to: Beau, 12.34pm

Sorry. Uh.

to: Yasha, 12.40pm

Yasha!

to: Yasha, 12.56pm

Sorry. Frumpkin tried to eat my preparation for tomorrow’s class.

to: Yasha, 12.57pm

Are you coming?

to: Beau, 12.59pm

Huh?

to: Yasha, 1.02pm

Uh. Sorry. Didn’t want to assume.

to: Yasha, 1.03pm

I just saw you the other day. You did good! Figured you might want to come again.

to: Beau, 1.04pm

Oh. Yeah. Of course. When does it start?

to: Beau, 1.05pm

Stop using Frumpkin as an excuse to explain why you panicked while texting your crush.

to: Caleb, 1.07pm

Says the guy who spends his entire free time dancing now because a little blue Tiefling charmed his pants off.

to: Beau, 1.08pm

My pants are still very much on, Beauregard.

to: Caleb, 1.10pm

I’ll give it a week and you won’t even remember you wore pants in the first place.

to: Caleb, 1.11pm

Did you give Yasha my number?

to: Beau, 1.12pm

You know I wouldn’t just do that. Better ask Molly about it.

to: Molly, 1.14pm

Did you give Yasha my number?!

to: Beau, 1.17pm

Someone had to intervene before you sleep with the entirety of this cruise ship, save for Yasha.

to: Molly, 1.18pm

I’d have asked her out eventually!

to: Beau, 1.19pm

Before the end of this cruise or?

to: Molly, 1.20pm

Shut up.

to: Beau, 1.21pm

She asked for your number, Beau.

to: Molly, 1.22pm

...she did?

to: Beau, 1.23pm

...Beau?

to: Yasha, 1.24pm

Yes! Sorry!

to: Beau, 1.24pm

Beau Yoga helps with flexibility, right?

to: Veth, 1.25pm

What? Yeah.

to: Beau, 1.26pm

Perfect. I’m signing my husband up for your classes.

to: Veth, 1.27pm

Sure.

to: Veth, 1.28pm

Wait. No.

to: Beau, 1.29pm

Teach him well ;)

to: Beau, 1.32pm

...Beau?

to: Yasha, 1.33pm

Fuck. Sorry.

to: Yasha, 1.33pm

7:30. I’ll reserve you a spot in the front. :)

to: Beau, 1.34pm

I’ll see you tomorrow then! :D

to: Yasha, 1.35pm

Can’t wait!

to: Beau, 1.41pm

Doesn’t Yoga start at 8? :P

to: Molly, 1.42pm

Yeah. I’ve got SOME game, you know. :P

to: Beau, 1.43pm

Didn’t doubt it for a second. ;)

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“Why are we doing this again?” Beau asked, using the back of her hand to wipe at her forehead. She wasn’t opposed to tropical islands, but she usually spent her time there at the beach, not moving. Today though Jester had woken her up at the crack of dawn, on her day off, to drag her along to this island tour. Beau was pretty sure she had at least asked what was going on, but with her only being half awake she had agreed without knowing it would involve half a day of hiking in this heat.

“Because Caleb promised that I’d get to see Essek float. I missed him last time,” Jester quipped with a smile as she looked around, waiting for the rest of the group to assemble. A few people had already arrived, and Caleb was going through a list, checking off their names. They hadn’t really talked ever since Jester had tucked a drunken Caleb into bed after he had called her what Jester assumed was the name of his wife.
Astrid.

She felt her stomach twist ever so slightly as she tore her eyes away from him and focused her attention back on Beau.

“Yeah, okay. That’s what YOU are doing here, but what am I doing here?” She asked again, raising an eyebrow. Thankful for the slight distraction, Jester simply offered a smile.

“Because it’s much more fun to do it together, and Veth has to work,”

A few more people joined them and before Beau could reply, Jester had excitedly grabbed her arm. “Look!”

A little far off behind the last group that had arrived, Essek was making his way towards them. Despite the heat he was wearing a cloak that almost reached onto the floor and both Beau and Jester cocked their heads to the side as they watched him approach.

“He’s actually floating.” Jester whispered, her eyes darting over to Caleb for a moment, but he didn’t seem to notice.

“I mean. It’s kinda cool,” Beau agreed with a nod as everyone gathered around to listen to Caleb’s first instructions. They’d be hiking up one side of the mountain, looking at a few things and learning about the flora and fauna of Rumblecusp, before making a stop in one of the villages on their way back.

“HI!” Jester had made her way towards Essek, falling in step next to him, her lips curved into a bright smile. “Are you enjoying the cruise? It’s super cool, getting to see so many places, right?”

There was a pause where he looked at her with a slightly puzzled expression, before nodding. “Indeed.”

“Right. And Caleb gives great tours. He knows all the stuff about these places. Have you ever been to Rumblecusp?”

“Can’t say that I have, no.” He muttered, eyes darting around for a moment as if he was trying to look for a way out or considered just turning around to head back towards the ship.

“I mean, you’re kinda lucky, you probably don’t get tired if you float all the time. Or does floating make you tired?”

“Yeah, do you like...ever walk?” Beau inserted herself into the, admittedly very one sided, conversation, “Like...if you came to my yoga class, would you actually float? Because I think I could sell that as a mediation success to other people there, you should come by.”

“I...uh...”

Beauregard stop harassing people who have actually paid to be on this tour. Caleb’s voice rang in her head, and she rolled her eyes.

“Why me? Jester started it.” She replied, catching his eyes as he looked back over his shoulder. She was tempted to just poke her tongue out at him, but both Essek and Jester were looking at her with raised eyebrows now.

“I am...not the type for yoga, but thank you for the offer.” Essek eventually replied, flinching ever so slightly in surprise as Jester linked her arm with his.

“If I get tired, can you make me float too?” She then asked, and somewhere in the front, Caleb was sighing.

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“Five minutes, guys!” The voice rang through the hall and carried into the various rooms that were now being used as changing rooms for the couples that had signed up to the dance competition.

Caleb was fiddling with a pen he absolutely wasn’t going to be using tonight, but it was something he carried on himself at all times, apparently even when he was about to perform on stage. Jester was fixing her dress, a pastel pink one, with a fitted bodice and a skirt that widened on the way down. She looked breathtaking, and it was hard for him to take his eyes off her, which would have only been useful if they had already been dancing.

“How do I look?” She caught his eyes in the mirror, lips curved into a smile and Caleb was pretty sure that his heart stopped beating for just a second.

“Uh. Wunderschön. Great, I mean.” He had seen her in various dresses during training, but none of them compared to what she was wearing today. It was quite distracting, if he was being honest.

“You don’t look too bad yourself,” Jester then chuckled, “Though your bowtie is a little off,” She then added, turning away from the mirror and taking the few steps that had separated them from each other before. It was almost funny, how his breath hitched just the tiniest bit with how close she was, even though they had spent almost the entire last week in close proximity.

It’s just dancing, He had told himself over and over again, and for the most part it had worked, but now that she was standing right there, eyes fixed on his bowtie, her familiar scent of cinnamon and lavender filling his nose, Caleb was this close to losing it.

“All set.” Jester’s voice brought him back and their eyes met, another mistake, he noticed, as he felt his heart stumble again. He had tried to keep this friendly, or professional, whatever he liked to call it, but there was just something about her that threw him off completely. She made him laugh when there really was nothing to laugh about, the freckles on her nose, which he could see clearly now that she was so close, along with her smile made his stomach swoop and hell, she had almost effortlessly gotten him to sign up for a dance competition, when it had taken Astrid months of convincing to even get him to agree to take a class to learn a wedding dance.

“Caleb?” He felt his hands twitching at his sides, forcing himself to not just reach up and pull her in. It was harder than he had expected, especially for someone who usually prided himself on his self-control.

“Jester.” He enjoyed the way her name rolled off his tongue, like it was something he could be saying more often, in a different situation maybe. Caleb immediately scolded himself for that thought, because it wasn’t just inappropriate, it also flushed his cheek red, which really wasn’t helping, especially considering how close they still were.

It would have been easy to lean in and kiss her. A bad idea of course, but easy nevertheless, and he almost would have, if it hadn’t been for the voice pulling him out of it.

“One minute guys, last call!”

Blinking, Jester took a step back, and if he wasn’t so sure that it couldn’t have been, Caleb would have sworn he had seen a hint of blush on her cheeks, too.

“Alright. We should probably...go,” He then managed, resisting the urge to run a hand through his hair, which Veth had so carefully styled for tonight.

“Yeah, my Mama promised to be front row center!” Jester agreed, her lips curving into a smile and Caleb offered one in return, knowing that the moment, whatever it had been, had passed.

“Well, then we shouldn’t leave the Ruby Of The Sea waiting, right?” He nodded, waiting until Jester had passed through the door, before following suit.

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to: Veth, 11.23am

Does Jester know she still owns a weasel?

to: Molly, 11.41am

Status unclear.

to: Molly, 11.42am

Do I dare ask why?

to: Veth, 11.44am

Because I’m enjoying my morning off on the pool deck and watching your son trying to give Sprinkle a bath in the pool.

to: Veth, 11.45am

He seems to have lost the will to live.

to: Molly, 11.46am

Honestly, I figured he already had after that freezer incident.

to: Veth, 11.47am

Poor thing, what did he ever do to be this cruelly treated when he was nothing but a ray of sunshine in such an awful world?

to: Molly, 11.48am

Have you been drinking?

to: Veth, 11.51am

Always.

to: Veth, 11.52am

How’s that flexibility of your husband coming along?

to: Veth, 11.53am

I still volunteer to help. ;)

to: Molly, 11.54am

I signed him up for Beau’s Yoga class but she seems distracted by your best friend.

to: Molly, 11.54am

Which, by the way, I don’t blame her for, but you know.

to: Molly, 11.55am

And thanks, but I’m not sure he’s ready for that. I mean I brought up Caleb a long time ago but he’s off limits now so.

to: Beau, 11.56am

Beau.

to: Beau, 11.58am

Beauuuuuuuu

to: Beau, 12.01am

Beaauuuuuregaaaard.

to: Molly, 12.05pm

Didn’t I tell you to not start drinking before noon?

to: Beau, 12.06am

It’s past noon.

To: Beau, 12.07pm

Have you asked Yasha out yet?

to: Molly, 12.10pm

I am working on it.

to: Beau, 12.11pm

Will it happen in this lifetime? Because Veth deserves to get laid the way she wants to.

to: Molly, 12.12pm

Why do people feel the need to keep telling me this shit?

to: Molly, 12.12pm

Leave me alone.

to: Beau, 12.13pm

Love you too. ;)

to: Veth, 12.14pm

Beau’s got game until she’s actually in love.

to: Veth, 12.15pm

But like I said: I volunteer. ;)

to: Molly, 12.17pm

I appreciate the offer. ;) Can you make sure my son doesn’t drown first though?

to: Veth, 12.18pm

What about Sprinkle?

to: Molly, 12.19pm

Honestly? We’d be doing him a favor I think. :P

to: Veth, 12.20pm

Gotcha ;)

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To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Cabin Change?

To whom it may concern,

As some of you know, I was told to pack my things and wait to be transferred to another cabin. I have been sitting on packed bags for a week no with no news as to where and when I should be moving to.

I would greatly appreciate any sort of direction in the matter.

Marius LePual

Third Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: Cabin Change?

Stop whining, Marius.

Veth Brenatto

Head of Children’s Entertainment&Day Care

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: Cabin Change?

I think I just heard Fjord yell FUCK across the whole ship.

But yeah, I second what Veth said.

You could be living in a lifeboat that’s being pulled along by the ship, so be grateful.

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: Cabin Change?

I was NOT yelling that loudly!

Fjord Stone

Second Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: Cabin Change?

@Veth&Beauregard

What the hell?
I was literally just asking nicely!

Marius LePual

Third Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: Cabin Change?

I am, once again, asking to be excluded from these conversations.

Mr.LePual,

Please refer these kind of questions directly to me from now on. Your will be remaining in your cabin for the time being, if any changes occur you will be informed, and would have been before it if was necessary.

Miss Lionett

Please come by my office if you have time, I have certain things I need to discuss with you.

Zethris Olios

Cruise Director MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: *eyes emoji*

Uh oh. Are you in trouble or is this a booty call? :P

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Head of Entertainment

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: *eyes emoji*

Not EVERYTHING is a booty call, Molly.

I only slept with her once.

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: *eyes emoji*

I know, she told me about it ;)

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Head of Entertainment

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: fuck off

Please refer to the subject line.

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

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“So, is there a particular reason you’re staying with Caduceus instead of going back to your own cabin?” Beau was leaning against the railing, eyes trained on the disappearing island in the distance. They were going back to Nicodranas for a couple of days before heading out towards Darktow to give the guests the full pirate experience. “I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like watching Marius get dunked on as much as the next person, but I’m assuming that’s not why you haven’t changed cabins yet,”

Huffing, Fjord turned his own attention away from the water and towards Beau. “I don’t know...like. It’s just nice, you know? Having someone to talk to when you get off your shift, and Caduceus always brings cool snacks from the kitchen and it’s...kinda calming or some shit when he’s asleep next to me.”

“Have you asked him out then?” Fjord almost flinched at that, and Beau could see the pained expression on his face almost instantly.

“I’m not...that’s not what this is. And even if it was, I don’t exactly have a great track record with relationships.” He then replied, running a hand through his hair, holding back a sigh. It wasn’t like he hadn’t thought about it, because he had, especially during those nights when he couldn’t sleep, Caduceus’ face just inches away from his own, but Fjord wasn’t about to make a fool of himself yet again.

“Okay, you had what, two failed relationships? That’s not the end of the world and at least you managed to get out pretty much unscathed? Like I was with this girl once and we were doing some pretty illegal shit and when we got arrested my Dad bailed me out but left her. Never heard of her again,”

“You did what now?” Fjord raised an eyebrow at her and Beau waved him off.

“Long story. Anyway, didn’t work out, for obvious reasons. What I’m saying is that you should probably just go for it. I love you man, and you’re my friend, but I wouldn’t let you sleep in my bed for weeks and bring you food every night,”

Fjord sighed, shaking his head. “Look, no offense: But your track record with relationships isn’t exactly the best either? Like I thought you were supposed to be asking Yasha out and instead you slept with our cruise director?”

Now it was Beau’s turn to raise an eyebrow. “God damn it, does Molly ever keep anything to himself? It was one time, okay? And that was before I wanted to ask Yasha out. Well, at least he didn’t leave me to my own devices as I was sneaking back to my room in the dark and with a hangover,”

“Say what now?” Fjord responded and Beau waved him off again. “I sincerely doubt I want to know what actually happens on this ship when I’m not looking,” He then added, shaking his head.

“You don’t. If you don’t agree with my relationship advice maybe go ask Jester. I mean she’s been head over heels for Caleb for like...weeks, and she’s not giving up even though he’s married,”

“Caleb’s married?” Fjord asked back, confusion clearly written all across his face and Beau shrugged her shoulders.

“It’s what Jester says. He wears a ring and all.”

“I’m not...”

“Whatever. If anyone can lure a man away from his wife, it’s Jester. Not...that I’m supporting infidelity at all, but you saw them dance last weekend. If he’s not at least a little bit interested in her I’m holding my next Yoga class naked,”

Fjord sighed again, glancing back out at the ocean. “Why is that going to be the image I will be taking away from this conversation?” He then asked and Beau laughed, poking her elbow into his ribs.

“Ask Caduceus out, that’s what I want you to take away from this conversation. Oh and,” Her expression softened just a little as their eyes met again, “Kick my ass if I don’t ask out Yasha, yeah?”

There was a brief pause where their eyes met again, and Fjord’s lips curved into a smile as he pushed himself away from the railing. “Deal,”

Chapter Text

to: Beau, 6.43pm

You’re holding your Yoga class naked?

to: Veth, 6.54pm

Does ANYONE on this ship keep anything to themselves?

to: Beau, 6.55pm

Does that include everyone participating? Or just you?

to: Veth, 6.56pm

I am NOT holding my Yoga class naked!

to: Veth, 6,56pm

If you tell anyone to show up naked, I will personally get you suspended!

to: Beau, 6.57pm

I knew Fjord was fucking with me.

to: Beau, 6.57pm

That bastard.

to: Beau, 6.57pm

So.

to: Beau, 6.57pm

Uh...

to: Yasha, 7.03pm

Yasha? You okay?

to: Beau, 7.04pm

Sorry. I got distracted.

to: Beau, 7.05pm

I heard you’re holding your Yoga class naked?

to: Yasha, 7.05pm

What?!

to: Veth, 7.06pm

Did you tell Yasha I was holding my CLASS NAKED???

to Beau, 7.07pm

I mean. Someone should. Because you seem to be getting it on with everyone but her. But no. I heard it from Fjord though. So who knows who else he’s talked to?

to: Veth, 7.08pm

I will find him, and I will hang him upside down from...well from whatever I can find, I swear to Ioun...

to: Beau, 7.09pm

...Beau?

to: Yasha, 7.10pm

SORRY.

to: Yasha, 7.10pm

I am not holding my class naked.

to: Beau, 7.11pm

What a shame.

to: Yasha, 7.13pm

Huh?

to: Yasha, 7.14pm

I mean. I can make an exception for you. ;)

to: Beau, 7.15pm

You know, I’d like that. :P

to: Beau, 7.16pm

If you’re looking for Fjord, he’s probably in the freezer.

to: Veth, 7.19pm

Right. Remind me to thank Caleb for being married.

to: Beau: 7.20pm

What?

to: Beau, 7.22pm

Beau??

to: Beau, 7.25pm

HELLO????

Chapter Text

The sun was slowly setting over the horizon, but Jester wasn’t paying much attention to it. Her eyes were trained on her hometown, which was slowly disappearing in the distance, getting smaller and smaller with each passing second.

Jester didn’t mind leaving, she had always wanted to go and see the world and working on the MS Lucidian was giving her just that, but it was hard leaving her mother behind, especially now that she wished she would have been able to talk to her about what was going on.

Caleb and her hadn’t really been talking much ever since winning the competition last week, and she wasn’t even sure if he was avoiding her, or if it was the other way around. If Jester would have been even remotely interested in alcohol, she assumed that this was the moment she would have started drinking. Unfortunately, she had never enjoyed the taste of any kind of alcohol, so she was left to deal with her problems completely sober.

Had she imagined the way he looked at her? The way his hand seemed to linger on her waist a little longer when practicing for their dance and how he seemed to say her name differently than everybody else? And worse, what if she wasn’t imagining it? What kind of man was he, doing all these things with someone else when he was married?

Sighing, Jester pulled out her phone, ignoring the text messages from Veth and Beau in favor of opening the video that Molly had sent her of Caleb’s and her performance. She had watched it about a hundred times since that night, but she never got tired of it.

They might have not had too much time to practice, but they looked so at ease with each other, and Jester remembered the feeling of her heart beating right out of her chest and the way she seemed to completely forget about anyone watching them, like it had only been Caleb and her in that moment.

Now it only made her chest hurt though and she sighed again, feeling incredibly stupid all of a sudden. She’s had crushes before, and they had faded when people hadn’t shown interest in her as much as she had in them, but this? This was different.

“Congratulations again, I haven’t been able to see you since.” Essek’s voice startled her to a point where she very nearly dropped the phone, and when Jester turned to look at him, she found him with an apologetic look on his face. “My apologies, I didn’t mean to startle you.”

Letting the phone slide into her pocket, Jester attempted a smile, waving him off. “It’s okay. It’s because you float, you know? You should really teach me how to do that, it could be great for pranks. People won’t even know what hit them.”

The thought of being able to sneak up on people even more than she already did was amusing, and very nearly managed to make her forget why she had come out here in the first place, but when the thought of Caleb returned, Jester involuntarily dropped the smile.

“I know it is...none of my business, but you looked quite lonely out here.” There was a pause where she glanced back out onto the ocean, Nicodranas only a small point in the distance by now, before turning back to Essek.

“I’m just...it’s hard, saying goodbye to my Momma. That’s all.” It wasn’t like she didn’t appreciate him checking up on her, but Jester hated to be the center of attention when it came to feelings that she had no control over.

“Ah, you must get along with her very well then.” She  thankful that he didn’t seem to want to pry, and technically she wasn’t actually lying, it really was hard to say goodbye to her mother, but she knew that she’s be seeing her again very soon, while her entire relationship, and even friendship, with Caleb was up in the air at the moment.

A small chuckle escaped her lips all of a sudden at the wording of her own thoughts with Essek right there, hovering a foot above the ground. “I’m sorry, I didn’t...I...it’s not...” She muttered but found that he was smiling at her.

“Don’t worry about it, I am glad I could be of help in cheering you up even a little. Maybe you could repay me by accompanying me inside? Beauregard...dared me to a game of poker, and I am afraid I won’t be getting out of that by myself.”

Using her sleeve to wipe at her eyes, Jester was quick to match his smile, a little more genuine than it had been before. “Oh don’t worry.” She then replied, linking her arm with his, and finding that, this time around, he didn’t flinch away, “You don’t have to get out of it. I’ll teach you how to play, and I know all of Beau’s tricks!”

“Well...lucky me then,” Essek nodded, though his lips were still curved into a smile.

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To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Weekly Update

Dear staff,

As always, I will be providing you with a quick update for what’s to come this upcoming week. If there’s any questions feel free to reply to this email, but please remember to only reply to me, not everyone on this ship needs to know why you so desperately need to switch a shift. In regard to that I am also kindly asking you to remove me from all conversations that have nothing to do with me, or work, unless you want a special shift working in the laundry department.

DEPARTURE After a successful stay, we have departed Nicodranas and are now en route to our next destination, Darktow, which we will be reaching within a few days time. Please prepare accordingly and make sure to check with me if you are planning on taking a day off to explore the island.

PERFORMANCE: From Tuesday on there will be a Sword Fighting class taught by Mr. Tealeaf and Miss Nydoorin, with an additional class for children supervised by Mrs. Brenatto. As always, people can sign up via the app or at the front desk.

FITNESS: All other classes are to remain the same. I don’t know who started the rumor of a Naked Yoga Class, but I am kindly asking you to refrain from participating in gossip like that, it leads to very unfortunate conversations with guests which I’ve now had my fair share of.

COMPETITION: Congratulations to the winners of our dance competition, Miss Lavorre and Mr. Widogast. Everyone was thoroughly impressed. Please refer to me in the near future to talk about possible dance classes to be held for our guests.

FOOD: In preparation for our arrival in Darktow, our chef Caduceus Clay will be preparing Pirate’s Stew, which has been a continuous hit on our tours to the island, so please advertise it when asked.

In addition to all of the above, Mr. Stone if you would please report to my office as soon as possible, we have matters to discuss.

That much for now. Thank you for your continuous hard work and should there be any questions please don’t hesitate to ask!

Zethris Olios

Cruise Director

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  *eyes emoji*

Oh shit man, are you in trouble?

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: *eyes emoji*

Oh God. This is it. She’s finally found a way to get me fired.

Fjord Stone

First Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: *eyes emoji*

I mean. I had a bet on her throwing you over the railing and into the ocean. So getting fired is probably the less painful way to go?

Seriously though, she can’t just have you fired because you’re putting your dick somewhere else, right?

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: I hate you

I am NOT putting my dick anywhere else!

God. Why are you like that?

Fjord Stone

First Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: no you don’t

 

Dude, you gotta ask Caduceus out, regardless of where you’re putting your dick.

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: yes I do

...you’re one to talk. Have you asked Yasha out yet?

Fjord Stone

First Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: ;)

We’ve had a very nice private Yoga session. ;)

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: I am quitting

I don’t even want to hear about that.

Nope.

Bye.

Fjord Stone

First Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: no you’re not

I love you too, man. :P

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

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Caduceus @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.45pm

Has anyone seen Fjord?

Veth @Mighty NeinGroup Chat, 9.47pm

Have you checked the freezer?

Caduceus @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.47pm

Haha. Very funny.

Caduceus @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.47pm

...yes I have. He’s not there.

Beau @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.50pm

I might have told him getting fired is less painful than being thrown overboard by Avantika.

Caleb @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 9.51pm

Why on earth would you do that, Beauregard?!

Beau @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.52pm

Because I was trying to cheer him up?!

Molly @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.54pm

Who changed all of the contacts in my phone to vegetables?

Jester @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.55pm

:P

Molly @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.55pm

Honestly, I applaud you.

Essek @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.57pm

...why am I in this chat?

Yasha @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.57pm

What kind of vegetable am I? @Molly

Jester @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.57pm

@Essek Because you’re our friend! :D Also, you’re late!

Essek @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.58pm

I still have two minutes. ;)

Molly @MightyNein Group Chat, 9.59pm

Manioc. @Yasha

Caduceus @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.01pm

I love all of you very deeply, despite myself, but can we get back to Fjord?

Beau @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.02pm

@Essek where you goin’, floaty boy?

Caleb @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.02pm

I could send Frumpkin to go look? @Caduceus

Yasha @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.02pm

Ohh Maniocs look kind of cool!

Caduceus @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.03pm

@Caleb that would be great, thank you.

Caduceus @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.03pm

@Yasha they are. Both a bitter and sweet taste to it. Actually, I do applaud you for that rather perfect choice @Jester

Jester @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.04pm

:D

Beau @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.04pm

@Essek hello??

Caleb @MightyNein Group Chat, 10.05pm

I will get back to you on that. @Caduceus

to: Yasha, 10.07pm

Why are Essek and Jester hanging out at this time of the night?

to: Beau, 10.08pm

You are literally on your way here to hang out with me as we speak?

to: Beau, 10.08pm

...oh, wait.

to: Yasha, 10.09pm

I mean...I get she’s heartbroken. And I even kinda get the aesthetic but??

to: Beau, 10.10pm

Maybe we shouldn’t assume? I don’t know.

to: Yasha, 10.11pm

What else is she gonna do? Read him Tusk Love?

to: Yasha, 10.11pm

On second thought, I take that back.

to: Beau, 10.12pm

Should we go and look for Fjord though?

to: Yasha, 10.12pm

I think we let Frumpkin do his thing first. If he’s not back by midnight we go look, okay?

to: Beau, 10.13pm

Sounds good. Now get over here! x

to: Cucumber, 10.21pm

I assume this is you, Fjord?

to: Cucumber, 10.22pm

You wanna come out of my prop closet yet?

to: Molly, 10.28pm

...no.

to: Cucumber, 10.30pm

Alright. Lock up when you’re done, I’m leaving the light on.

Molly changed the profile picture of MightyNein Group Chat

Chapter Text

“Do you think they actually fired him? I mean...they can’t just do that, right?” The moon was streaming in through the open glass doors, the sound of the waves gently crashing against the side of the boat having almost lulled Beau to sleep.

“I don’t know. I mean...they shouldn’t be able to.” She was slightly distracted by the way Yasha’s fingers traced over her shoulders and chest and then down to her stomach, but she willed her attention to shift back towards the matter at hand. “You can’t just fire someone over a lovers dispute, right?” The answer was: Probably not, at least not on a normal cruise ship, but then again when had they ever been normal?

“Would she be favored?” Yasha eventually continued, her fingers tracing circles on Beau’s hip. “Because she’s the captain? I don’t know how this stuff works.” Beau had to admit that she didn’t either, but she figured that, if Fjord had been fired without a reasonable explanation, then the company would risk a lawsuit, which was probably only going to cost them money they could be spending elsewhere.

Personally, she had never really spent much time with Avantika, even when Fjord and her had been seeing each other. The other woman had always been too perfect and had held her nose up a little too high for Beau’s taste, and she had only really briefly seen her towards the end of Fjord’s and her relationship.

Caduceus, Caleb and Jester were probably the ones who knew her best or had at least gotten the full experience of Fjord being in a relationship with her. Molly too, but while he enjoyed the drama, he was less inclined to actually care about the relationship when it was still sailing smoothly.

“I don’t think she should be, not without the company getting in trouble.” She finally spoke, turning to face Yasha, who was illuminated by the moonlight. “Who knows, maybe we’re all worrying for nothing? Maybe he’s just talking a really long walk. He’s not a fan of that group chat anyway, honestly I’m surprised that he hasn’t left it yet.” Reaching up to rest a hand against Yasha’s face, Beau eventually shrugged her shoulders.  “I mean...at least he didn’t flirt with someone while being married, right?”

Something about the whole thing still didn’t sit right with her. Caleb wasn’t a cheater, and he wasn’t a cruel person either, not to other people at least.

“He never really talks about being married either,” Yasha agreed, “I mean...I get not wanting to talk about your past, maybe, but if they’re still married...” She trailed off for a moment, and Beau wanted to agree, when suddenly another thought entered her mind.

“I mean, he practically lives on this ship, right? Even Veth brought her family along. How hard would it have been to get his wife a job here? At least for part of the journey. Like...look at Marius, they practically hire everyone.”

There was another joke to be made there, and Beau would have gotten to it eventually, when she suddenly sat upright in bed, very nearly knocking Yasha over.

“Fuck.” She cursed. “I forgot to text Veth back!”

Chapter Text

It was long past midnight when Caduceus heard the door open, and after a short break, felt the bed dip beside him. He hadn’t been sleeping yet but trying his best to trust in Fjord to come back whenever he was ready, and that he hadn’t actually been thrown overboard by Avantika.

Not that he had ever really liked the woman, but he also knew her well enough to be sure that she was a professional and would never throw Fjord overboard for dumping her in what had been, admittedly, a terrible way.

If anyone were ever to go overboard, accidental or not, then it was probably going to be Marius, for a variety of different reasons, but Caduceus really didn’t have time to get into that right now.

“Hey.” Fjord’s voice was quiet and when Caduceus opened his eyes, he found that the other man had settled in beside him, one arm under his head and the other seemingly fiddling with the covers he had pulled halfway up.

“Hey.” The moonlight that was streaming in through the window and illuminating Fjord’s face, but it was hard to read at the moment, even for someone as insightful as Caduceus.

“Did you get fired?” There was no reason to beat around the bush, really, and when Fjord slowly shook his head, Caduceus found that his own lips were curved into a smile.

“Good. So, what happened then?” They had always been honest with each other, or he liked to think so anyway, and he knew that Fjord, for all his good qualities and quick thinking in pretty much every situation, could get overwhelmed rather easily when he was alone.

There was a brief pause before Fjord spoke again, a slight hesitation in his voice. “Avantika...she gave her notice. She’s got a new job and she’s not getting back on the ship when we leave Darktow.” Another pause. “And...they offered me the position as Captain.”

“Fjord, that’s amazing.” Caduceus was still smiling, meeting the other’s eyes in the dim light. “I mean...isn’t it?” He instinctively found himself reaching out to touch the other man’s cheek as a way to fully get his attention and there was another pause before Fjord exhaled. “You’re worried.”

Caduceus’ hand was warm against his cheek, and Fjord suddenly wished he hadn’t spent the last four hours hiding out in a prop closet. “I...yes. I mean...I should be able to do this, right? I’m good at my job. I know how to do this, but then I’m also terrified of doing something wrong like...how am I supposed to be responsible for a whole ship and crew when I can’t even...” He trailed off, only now seemingly realizing that he had instinctively shuffled closer to the other man, and feeling his cheeks heating up.

“You’re great at your job, Fjord, and everyone on this ship trusts you with their life. You’re going to be an amazing captain.” He wasn’t sure whether it was the words of affirmation, or the familiar, soft voice of his friend that eventually led him to lean in and press his lips to Caduceus’.

He’d been thinking about doing that for weeks now, but he had never quite known how to approach the whole subject, and so Fjord had ignored his feelings and hoped that they would go away which, to no one’s surprise, they obviously hadn’t.

“Oh God, I’m so sorry,” pulling back he very nearly fell off the bed as he tried to get away, his hands reaching up to cover his face before they were intercepted by the other man’s.

 “Hey, Fjord. Look at me,” Caduceus’ voice was still soft, and it took all of Fjord’s will power to actually look up to meet his friend’s eyes. “It’s all good, though I do believe Beau and Veth owe a couple of people five gold.”

“Huh?” He could still feel his cheeks burning, but Caduceus’s hands were still holding onto his and Fjord had some trouble getting his heartrate to slow down. “Wait, they bet of whether or not I was going to kiss you?” He then asked, frowning slightly.

“Yes. I believe Veth said ‘never, not in a million years.’ Others had a little more faith in you though, like Jester. Or me,” The other man’s smile was soft still as he spoke, and Fjord felt like a complete idiot all of a sudden.

“So...uh...you like me, too?” It was a question with an obvious answer, but apparently he had been too far in his own head to realize that.

“How could I not?” Caduceus chuckled, and before Fjord could even say anything else, the other man had leaned in to kiss him once more, rendering him completely speechless, and he couldn’t say that he was complaining.

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To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Swords

Dear staff,

The sword fighting classes for children are cancelled until we are able to procure some foam swords that will minimize the risk of someone’s eye getting taken out.

For those of you who haven’t heard it through the grape vine yet, which I assume is you, Mr. LePual, Captain Avantika has given her notice and will not be joining us again once she leaves the ship in Darktow. The company is currently in talks of finding a replacement.

Zethris Olios

Cruise Director

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  *eyes emoji*

Alright.

Whose eye got taken out and why wasn’t I there for it?

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Entertainment Coordinator

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: *EYE emoji*

Luc very nearly took out Caleb’s eye, and Yeza was only fine because he was wearing glasses.

And I don’t know, maybe because you were busy hiding Fjord in your prop closet? :P

Veth Brenatto

Head of Children’s Entertainment&Day Care

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: *EYE emoji*

 

You make that sound a lot dirtier than it was. I like it ;)

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Entertainment Coordinator

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: *EYE emoji*

At least it was hotter than the freezer he normally hides in.

Veth Brenatto

Head of Children’s Entertaiment&Day Care

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: Swords

Was it really necessary to call me out like that?

Also.

Was I really the only one who didn’t know?

Marius LePual

2^nd Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: Swords

Mr. LePual,

I am, once again, asking you not to send these emails to the entire staff if you were ever hoping for a promotion.

Zethris Olios

Cruise Director

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: Swords

Yes. Of course. My apologies M’am.

Maris LePual

2^nd Officer MS Lucidian

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  what is this feeling

You know, part of me feels bad for this guy.

I guess he’s trying? Though calling her M’am....I mean come on.

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  so sudden and new

 

Don’t tell me she didn’t make you call her that when you were ‘deepening’ your relationship.

Caleb Widogast

Head of Shore Excursions

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  I hate you

Oh fuck off.

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  no you don’t

I’m fine just where I am, thank you.

Caleb Widogast

Head of Shore Excursions

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  yes I do

Have you been to see Jester to have your eye checked out yet, Mr. i-know-it-all?

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: yes I do

...my eye is fine.

Caleb Widogast

Head of Shore Excursions

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  HA

Wie man in den Wald hinein ruft…

( I had to google translate that so if it doesn’t make any sense don’t tell me. I don’t care. )

Beauregard Lionett

Fitness Instructor

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: why are you like this

CLICK HERE

Caleb Widogast

Head of Shore Excursions

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  important thoughts

Getting it on in a freezer is certainly interesting though.

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Entertainment Coordinator

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: important thoughts

Do I want to know why it took you half an hour to send me a reply? :P

Veth Brenatto

Head of Children’s Entertainment&Day Care

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: important thoughts

You? Yeah, probably :P I’ll tell you later, drinks are on me tonight.

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Entertainment Coordinator

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: important thoughts

They better be. I think I’ll take mine on ice. :P

Veth Brenatto

Head of Children’s Entertainment&Day Care

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject:  RE: important thoughts

See, this is why we’re friends. ;)

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Entertainment Coordinator

Chapter Text

“...and that concludes our basic tour of the island. You are free to wander around for a little bit or exchange the silver token you’ve received earlier for a drink at the bar or explore the rest of the shops here on main street. Please be aware though that any wooden swords purchased for your children will not be permitted in the sword fighting class.”

The swelling around his eye had long gone down, and there was only a small discoloration left, reminding him of the incident with Luc just a few days ago. The healing had taken a little longer than Caleb was used to though, but he hadn’t quite been able to bring himself to go and see Jester.

As much as he didn’t enjoy the thought of it, Beau had been right. He’d been avoiding her, or well...she had been avoiding him, which had caused Caleb to draw his own conclusions before taking a step back.

“She’s too good for you...” He muttered eventually, trying to shake himself out of his thoughts, but failing miserably, because his eyes landed on none other than Jester, who was suddenly right there, sitting at one of the tables in the back and pushing the glass of milk in front of her from left to right.

Caleb had half a mind to just turn around and leave, but Jester’s shoulders were slumped, and she looked like she had been crying. It might have not been easy to spot, but there was just something about her body language that made it obvious that she was trying to hide her sadness, especially to him. He had always been good at reading people, but with Jester it seemed to be even more intense, it was like he could feel her emotions, too, instantly knowing when something was wrong, and right now something was clearly very wrong.

And that something is probably you, a voice in the back of his head reminded him, but Caleb chose to ignore it for once.

“Hey.” Settling down next to her, he could see the surprise on her face, and the slightly frantic attempt at wiping her cheeks with the back of her hands. “Is that milk any good?” He was trying to keep the conversation casual, an attempt to somehow ease them both into talking, but he couldn’t quite help the way his chest tightened just a little.

“You wanna try?” Jester offered, pushing it towards him, but immediately pulling it away when he actually reached for it. “No. Don’t, it’s really terrible.” A pause. “Caleb, do you like me?” It wasn’t the question he had been expecting, and yet he had been thinking about it for weeks now. Still, he hadn’t thought she’d actually bring it up, at least not so soon anyway. “Because...because...well. Because I thought you did, but you’re also married and I don’t think I should mess with that,”

It took Caleb a few seconds to process what she had said, his head cocked to the side in confusion. “...what makes you think I’m married?” It wasn’t the most eloquent he’d ever been, but in his head, he was going over every conversation they’ve ever had, trying to figure out where he had ever given her the indication that he was married.

“I...well...you’re wearing a wedding ring? And when we were dancing you called me ‘Astrid’.” There was another pause where Jester tried to reach up discreetly to wipe her eyes again, while Caleb glanced down at his hands and then it suddenly dawned upon him.

“Jester.” The way he said his name caused her to look up, their eyes meeting, “I’m...wow, Es tut mir leid. That’s...my mother’s ring, actually,” Holding up the hand, his lips curved into a soft smile. “My parents...they died when I was seventeen and I kept this, and I can actually wear it, slim fingers and all,” He wriggled them with an apologetic look in his eyes. “And... about Astrid, you’re partly right. We were engaged for a long time. She was my first girlfriend, I met her way back in Blumenthal, that’s where I’m from, but...things didn’t work out, in fact they got pretty nasty in the end, but dancing was...well, kind of our thing. I’m sorry, I was drunk that night and I should have explained...” He trailed off with a sigh, “I...I really like you, Jester, and I should have talked to you sooner, but...” Caleb didn’t quite manage to finish his explanation, because Jester had leaned over to press her lips against his.

It wasn’t what he had expected, but then again it rarely was when it came to her. He could feel the knot in his chest loosening until it was eventually replaced with a warmth that spread through his entire body, and his lips curved into a slight smile.

“I...uh...sorry.” Jester muttered, and when she pulled back, he could see the way her cheeks were flushed, and it made his heart stumble in his chest. “I feel a little stupid now. I should have just asked...I was even trying to make you jealous with Essek, but he’s not into me that way. Well, everyone’s a little into me, but he’s actually a really nice guy and he promised to teach me how to float and...” this time around it was Caleb who leaned in to kiss her, one hand coming up to cup her cheek as he pulled her closer, chuckling ever so slightly as he did.

“I mean...” Jester eventually muttered as they pulled apart just a little, her heart racing. “I’d look super cool floating around, don’t you think?” Her lips were curved into a grin and Caleb simply laughed in response, “Ja, absolutely.” He then nodded, before pulling her in for another kiss.

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Caduceus @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.15pm

Dinner’s ready int thirty minutes!

Beau @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.18pm

Yeah, quit making out with Jester or you’ll be late. @Caleb

Caleb @Mighty Nein Group Chat 7.21pm

Have you even left the bed today? @Beau

Yasha @Mighty Nein Group Chat 7.22pm

No.

Fjord @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.23pm

Do any of you actually work?

Veth @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.24pm

You’re just annoyed your boyfriend had to leave you to cook dinner for us. :P

Jester @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.25pm

Aww Fjord it’s okay. He still loves you! :D

Fjord @Mighty Group Chat, 7.27pm

Stop it. And get over here or I’ll eat all of your food!

Caduceus @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.29pm

Be nice, Fjord.

Caduceus @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.29pm

But also, he will.

Molly @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.31pm

What’s for dinner anyway?

Jester @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.32pm

Cad’s Pirate Special!

Caduceus @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.32pm

Fitting for our return to Darktow under our new captain!

Molly @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.33pm

Last time I checked that was just fish sticks.

Molly @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.33pm

The food, not Fjord. :P Save me some, will you?

Veth @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.35pm

I mean, his arms are pretty scrawny! :P

Fjord @Might Nein Group Chat, 7.36pm

That’s it. I am eating ALL of your food! @Veth

Veth @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.37pm

Don’t you dare, Captain Fish Sticks!

Fjord @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 7.39pm

Watch me.

to: Jester, 8.01pm

Hey Jester?

to: Caleb, 8.02pm

Yes, Caleb? :D

to: Jester, 8.02pm

You have some mashed potato on your face.

to: Caleb, 8.03pm

Well, why don’t you come over here and kiss it off my face? ;)

to: Jester, 8.03pm

With pleasure, meine Liebe. ;)

Veth @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.05pm

Molly’s not here to say it, so I’m gonna do it, with all the love I have for the two of you: Please get a room! @Caleb @Jester

Jester @Mighty Nein Group Chat 8.06pm

You’re just annoyed because Fjord actually tried to eat all of your fish sticks.

Veth @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.07pm

And he paid dearly for it. Where’s Molly anyway?

Yasha @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.08pm

He said to save him some food so he’s probably busy.

Beau @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.09pm

At this rate there’s not going to be anything left to save.

Caleb @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.10pm

That’s the risk you take being friends us, @Molly

Jester @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.11pm

But he loves us! :D

to: Aubergine 7.30pm

You hungry?

to: Molly, 7.31pm

...not particularly, no.

to: Aubergine, 7.32pm

Meet me at the theatre in ten minutes then. We’ve got half an hour before the evening entertainment starts. ;)

to: Molly, 7.33pm

I’ll be there.

Molly @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.41pm

That I do. ;) @Jester

Jester @Mighty Nein Group, 8.42pm

We ate all the food though. Where were you?

Molly @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.43pm

You really want to know? :P

Beau @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.44pm

NO!

Caleb @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.44pm

NO!

Fjord @Mighty Nein Group Chat, 8.44pm

NO!