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Chapter 3 - SHotARo Has a SuGaR DaDDy!?!?!?
00600
Oct,01,09:30pm
shoulder_gangster
Has abyone noticed that hyuck has been buying everything for taro?
anyone*
jeno_LEEEE
When did u get a lisp?
shoulder_gangster
Is that the only thing you paid attention to?
And no
But legit tho
Shotaro just LOOKS at hyuck and then he goes and buys it
thousand_dollar_shoes
Oh shit
Now that you you mention it
ive noticed it too
You right bro
shoulder_gangster
I know im right
Im always right
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
That hoe
Your telling be that shotaro is just getting free shIt from haechan
While im here asking hyuck for TWO DOLLARS
TWO DOLLARS
For a canned coffee
AND HE SAYS NO!!!
jeno_LEEEE
That wouldnt have satisfied you anyways
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
I need my supplements jEnO
jeno_LEEEE
Yeah yeah
Also, do you think they are dating?
Haechan and Shotaro
I mean
thousand_dollar_shoes
TARO AND HYUCK??
DATING?!?!?
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Tone down the jealousy yangyang
thousand_dollar_shoes
I am NOT jealous
What makes u think im jealous
Cause im not
shoulder_gangster
Fist of all, you are being hella defensive rn
Second of all, we all have eyes
thousand_dollar_shoes
Idk what you are talking about
jeno_LEEEE
Bruh
Sometime u act like hyuck is like ur only life force
Like are u a sunflower or something?
thousand_dollar_shoes
Hes a good friend
And the only one that care
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
BITCH WHAT AM I??
WHAT IS SHOTARO TO U??
shoulder_gangster
So we dont matter
thousand_dollar_shoes
Other than taro
Yes
jeno_LEEEE
I thought u would be jealous
thousand_dollar_shoes
I AM NOT JEALOUS
IM just shocked that they did not mention anything
To US
We are their closest friends!!!
shoulder_gangster
Why would they tell us
Its only been 2 weeks
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Probably dont want to ruin our group dynamic
Especially if they do break up later
jeno_LEEEE
WAIT
Theres no WAY that haechan is dating shotaro
thousand_dollar_shoes
REALLYYY!?!?
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Oh u really switching up on us
Huh
jeno_LEEEE
No im not
Did yall forget about hyucks crush
Thats he has been pinning for like ALMOST 5 years
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
I forgot
But maybe haechan switched up on us
thousand_dollar_shoes
Renjun update now
shoulder_gangster
Yeah hes not with shota
He still likes [redacted]
thousand_dollar_shoes
Then WHY did u leads us on like this
You are a horrible person
shoulder_gangster
Thanks babe
I like to see u suffer
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
So we can conclude that they aint dating
thousand_dollar_shoes
So, Taro just gets free stuff from alot of people??
jeno_LEEEE
Yeah
I literally SAW him getting a free slice of cake from the bakery lady
I GO THERE ALLL THE TIME AND I’VE NEVER GOTTEN FREE CAKE
shoulder_gangster
Maybe she just doesnt like you
jeno_LEEEE
But i'm one of their VIP customers
I've invested a lot of money in them
I'm like a quarter of their sales
thousand_dollar_shoes
Is it that cat cafe near campus?
jeno_LEEEE
YES!!
What other place would i be talking about?
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Well then it makes sense why she hasn't given u free stuff
She probably knows that you’re just there for the cats
thousand_dollar_shoes
Wait
I also get free stuff from there
shoulder_gangster
What?!?!?
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
YOU????
jeno_LEEEE
wHY tho???
fullsun
But you ain't that cute?
thousand_dollar_shoes
HEy
fullsun
I'm just saying
Compared to shotaro
You just aint it
shoulder_gangster
Oh look whos joined us
The man of the hour
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Huh?
jeno_LEEEE
BEFORE THAT
WHY THE HELL DOES YANGYANG GET FREE STUFF
FROM MY FAVORITE STORE????
thousand_dollar_shoes
Oh
Thats bc chaewon is basically bakery lady’s sister/daughter
And Felix works there
So yeah
jeno_LEEEE
I hate you
thousand_dollar_shoes
Thanks!!
shoulder_gangster
Join the club bud
Anyways
Back to matters
Haechan do you have anything to say for yourself?
fullsun
Well what can i say
He has charmed me
(like half the people he knows)
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Do you like, like him?
thousand_dollar_shoes
Weve ALREADY been through this
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
I dont see the problem with double checking
Renjun isnt the most reliable source
If you coudnt tell
shoulder_gangster
HEY
jeno_LEEEE
HI!!!! :)
fullsun
But don’t we all love shotaro tho?
We woudnt be friends if we didnt like him
Just saying
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Stop avoiding the question you hoe
You know what i meant
fullsun
I do like sweet boys but taro is diabetes
And i do not want to take insulin shots for the rest of my life
thanks
Like you've mentioned before
Taro gets free thing from a lot of people
Heck lucas let him cut in line
shoulder_gangster
That is true
He wont let me and we are seeing each other
thousand_dollar_shoes
Wait
He actually asked you out??
I thought he was joking
shoulder_gangster
Same
jeno_LEEEE
So yall dating now?
And you didnt tell US???
thousand_dollar_shoes
tHeY’Ve ONly BeEn sEEing eaCHotheR FoR a feW WeeKS
JeN
jeno_LEEEE
LUCAS ISNT EVEN PART OF OUR GROUPCHAT!!
wHAT GROUP DYNAMIC WOULD HE BE CHANGING??
shoulder_gangster
We’re ONLY testing out the waters rn
Im giving him a third chance
The past two dates have been a hot mess
Cuz his friends keep ruining it
One time even yang2 showed up
thousand_dollar_shoes
That was a date!?!?!
The whole squad was there
Was i NOT suppose to think it was the chinese association club??
Literally everyone one was there!!
Chenle, kun, winwin, ningning, yuqi, etc…
EVEN SHUHUA
And she barely attends our meetings
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
GUYS
We are getting off topic AGAIN
This is supposed to be about shotaro’s sugar parent agenda
Good luck tho!
fullsun
Ok, my first witness
Fullsun adds simple_is_best
simple_is_best
Hi
Is this the cult that sho talks about?
Oh,
Hi jeno
jeno_LEEEE
So the first person to the stand is giselle
simple_is_best
You can ignore me ig
Why am i here tho
No one informed me
And who added me
Idk the rest of you
Other than jeno and sho
thousand_dollar_shoes
Damn girl
You have a lot of questions
And how do you NOT know me
We see each other every week
simple_is_best
Ohhhh
You’re friends w winter’s “bf”
thousand_dollar_shoes
Yup, thats me baby
And you’re sungchans “gf” dumb friend
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
My baby cousin has a girlfriend??
jeno_LEEEE
Its in quotation marks get the hint
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Maybe bc the couple are oblivious of each others feeling
Like seriously jen
Have you never watched a slow-burn k-drama before?
thousand_dollar_shoes
its minjeong
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Oh
Nvm then
shoulder_gangster
Now look whose the one getting sidetrack
Fullsun and simple_is_best
Oct,01,9:52pm
fullsun
So i need backup about the fact shotaro gets free things from a lot of people
You know aside from me
Cause i got into this bc of a stupid contract
simple_is_best
Soooo
You want me to defend you
That sho gets stuff from everyone
And that you’re just one of his multiple sugar parents
fullsun
Yes thats basically it
Now read just the whole chat so you’re up to date
simple_is_best
ThE WholE cHat?
Boi thats more reading than my prof assign me
fullsun
LAFHEKGSBN
I MEANT TODAYS CHAT
But u can read previous stuff when your bored
They can be quite entertaining
simple_is_best
Okay man
I got chu
00600
fullsun
Let my witness catch up
And you will see that it isnt just me
Its a normal occurrence
simple_is_best
Im caught up
shoulder_gangster
Oh wow
That was quick
simple_is_best
Its called ✨skimming✨
And wow
Sho really stepped up his game
Everyone was whipped for him back in Japan
But like wow
shoulder_gangster
Who are you, Jaemin?
simple_is_best
What?
shoulder_gangster
Nvm
simple_is_best
Like back in japan people who he was close with
would give him things that he didnt even ask for
But like here, literal strangers are giving him stuff
shoulder_gangster
Idk man that seems unsafe
simple_is_best
Tell me about it
I talked to him about stranger danger
But he never listens
That how he got into this cult in the first place
thousand_dollar_shoes
This isnt a cult
Its more like a…
semi frat
simple_is_best
Is that any better?
Like seriously?
taro_milk_tea
OMG
I have like 50+ notifications
Whats so interesting?
shoulder_gangster
Ah, its the subject of our topic
taro_milk_tea
Can someone tell me whats happening
I literally just got out of practice
simple_is_best
If i was forced to read the entire thing
than you can too sho
taro_milk_tea
AERI??
Why are you here??
simple_is_best
Yet again
R E A D MF
Oct,01,10:02pm
taro_milk_tea
What can I say
Im just sugar baby material
Eunbi, Taeyong and Doyoung are really just nice people
jeno_LEEEE
Who is this Eunbi person?
taro_milk_tea
???
The bakery lady??
fullsun
Isnt she also part of the dance team??
How do you not know her?
jeno_LEEEE
I-
Theres alot of people in the dance team, okay
Ive just never happened to see her
taro_milk_tea
But we took one of her classes last spring??
A class that SHE was leading??
jeno_LEEEE
But back then she had long black hair
I didn’t realize they were the same person
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Bruh she only cut her hair and dyed it
You did the SAME THING and everyone still recognize YOU
thousand_dollar_shoes
Maybe renjun is right
Maybe she doesnt like you
simple_is_best
That’s rough buddy
taro_milk_tea
Anyways...
Even my roommate buys thing for me
But thats cuz he thinks im gonna get scammed
as foreigner and everything
shoulder_gangster
At least your roommate looks out for u
Mine is the one getting scammed
And hes korean
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Jisung is a baby
And doesnt know korean
Let him be
jeno_LEEEE
You raised him
In your own words you ‘gave birth to him’
so its your fault that hes getting scammed
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
i-
I have no words
fullsun
My point still stands
Taro just gathers sugar parents
So why yall targeting me?
taro_milk_tea
If you guys want more confirmation
Heres another friend
Taro_milk_tea adds friends_with_the_floor
friends_with_the_floor
What is this??
Oh hi giselle and taro
And jaemin ig
Wait wait wait
IS THIS THE CHAT THAT JONGHO TALKED ABOUT?
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Hi to you too ig
And yes
Yes it is
friends_with_the_floor
Sho, why was i brought here?
taro_milk_tea
Basically
Me and haechan are trying to prove that me having sugar parents are just a normal occurrence
Besides
As a uni kid I need to save as much money as possible
simple_is_best
Wow
So sho just gonna explain everything to karina
While @fullsun made me read the WHOLE chat!
fullsun
LIKE I SAID
Not the whole chat
Just today’s
And besides, context giselle
Context
simple_is_best
You and your context can leave me TF alone
friends_with_the_floor
Im just gonna ignore your beef
And yeah sho gets alot of free stuff
Except from the person he wants
thousand_dollar_shoes
WAIT WHAT?!!?!
hE liKes sOmeOne
taro_milk_tea
KARINAAAAA!!!
friends_with_the_floor
What??
You told me to tell the truth
jeno_LEEEE
This is a court setting so she has to tell the truth
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
Okay miss karina
Do you have any evidence that what you claim is true??
friends_with_the_floor
Actually
I do
Theses days during practice sho has been a bit distracted
Lovesick even
But at the same time
He looks heartbroken
jeno_LEEEE
I can confirm that
thousand_dollar_shoes
Would you say he acts like when the main character realizes they have a crush on someone
But their crush is already with someone else
friends_with_the_floor
Yes, yes
That’s exactly how he acts
taro_milk_tea
LIKE YOU ARENT EITHER
KARINA
friends_with_the_floor
Shhhhhhh
This is about your love life
Not mine
shoulder_gangster
He did not deny it
Our baby has crush
fullsun
Aww
How cute
You should stop using me then
You dont want to give of the wrong impression
Now do you, taro?
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
So, who’s the lucky guy?
jeno_LEEEE
Does he treats you well?
shoulder_gangster
Does he know what a first date is supposed to be like?
thousand_dollar_shoes
We get it renjun, Lucas doesnt know how go on dates
Hes more of a vibe~ type of guy
Thats his tactic
At least that what he says anyway
taro_milk_tea
Stop
Stop
Stop it
simple_is_best
By GOT7
taro_milk_tea
This is not supposed to be about my love life
This is supposed to be about my sugar baby agenda!
(and why did yall assume its guy when im bi???)
thousand_dollar_shoes
(Its the vibes bro)
fullsun
You arent embarrassed about the sugar baby part
But you ARE embarrassed about your crush??
How does that work
shoulder_gangster
You arent in the position to judge haechan
fullsun
You are sworn to secrecy renjun
So shut it
taro_milk_tea
Oh so yall not gonna jump on him now??
What is this double standard
jeno_LEEEE
Oh we know about his crush
More like re informed but yeah
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
We gave up on trying to figure out who it is tho
taro_milk_tea
But renjun knows who it is?
shoulder_gangster
I wish i didnt
It was by pure accident
It should have given me the advantage but now im a hostage
friends_with_the_floor
How did you find out by “accident”
shoulder_gangster
I went to grab something from his desk
And his diary was wide open
Then I got brutally attacked
thousand_dollar_shoes
Based on renjun’s reaction we just gave up
taro_milk_tea
So i dont see why you guys cant drop my love life like that
friends_with_the_floor
But your love live is ACTUALLY interesting tho
taro_milk_tea
You can always act uninterested (and u dont know hyuck that well)
This is about how I was born to be a sugar baby
Thats why you are here in the FIRST PLACE
Karina
simple_is_best
Im telling auntie about this
taro_milk_tea
She already knows
Who do you think I got it from??
friends_with_the_floor
Maybe if you had this type of confidence around your crush
Maybe you would have gotten somewhere with him
taro_milk_tea
I hate it here
shoulder_gangster
Welcome to hell, sweetie
taro_milk_tea
Also karina
At least i can talk to him
Unlike you and your homegirl
jeno_LEEEE
Shotaro: why did yall assume its a guy
Also shotaro: him
simple_is_best
Bruh your love lives are literally intertwined
But not with each other
I aint trying to spread rumors here
fullsun
So kinda like a love square
Like miraculous ladybug
While technically its a love hexagon now
thousand_dollar_shoes
Bro you watch that show??
My five years old cousin watches that show
fullsun
Stfu
Your cousin has great taste
taro_milk_tea
It was a mistake to add karina here
The topic wouldnt have change like this if it werent for u
friends_with_the_floor
Complain all you want
You're still the one who added me
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
@simple_is_best
What do you mean intertwined??
simple_is_best
I mean it’s intertwined
You need a dictionary???
thousand_dollar_shoes
Wait wait wait
REALLY!!!
simple_is_best
Yes realllY
thousand_dollar_shoes
Well damn
That’s complicated
I’m sorry shotaro
taro_milk_tea
I don’t need your pity
friends_with_the_floor
How did you know tho?
thousand_dollar_shoes
Giselle isnt the only one friends with both of your crushes
shoulder_gangster
No name was mentioned
How are yall communicating?
thousand_dollar_shoes
Its talent
taro_milk_tea
You just happened to be friends with them
Calm down
simple_is_best
Im kinda surprised that jaemin doesnt know anything
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Are calling me clueless?
simple_is_best
Well you aint blues clues thats for sure…
jeno_LEEEE
What does jaemin have to do with this?
shoulder_gangster
It OBVIOUSLY means that hes somehow related to this
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
I dont remember being part of some love square
fullsun
Its a love square for a reason
Why would you be aware of it?
Wow_So_Sexxyyy~~
I just said im not
Cant you read
And im too busy for a relationship anyways
Simple_is_best and fullsun
Oct,01,10:28pm
simple_is_best
U really shoudnt have gone into deal with sho of all people
He’ll make a new one as soon that the current one ends
And you wont be able say no
fullsun
But loopholes are my specialty so im good
simple_is_best
How long do you have to be his sugar daddy for anyway?
fullsun
A month and a half
simple_is_best
So until the november break
Thats basically the entire semester
fullsun
I-
That sneaky bitch
brb
Im disowning my sugar baby
simple_is_best
Too late for that now
Have fun being poor for the next 3 years of your life
:)