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"Never Have I 2"
It was a peaceful day on castle ship, and the Paladins decided to take an easy day. They gathered in the lounge with drinks. They were sitting on the floor with glasses filled with their drink of choice (alcohol for Shiro and Keith and non-alcoholic for the Garrison Trio) sitting on the low table in front of them.
Princess Allura was wondering where the team was when she stumbled upon them in the lounge.
"Never have I failed a class," Pidge declared. Lance grumbled under his breath, while he, Hunk, and Keith took a drink.
Shiro and Pidge stared at Keith, who, after finishing his sip, replied, "I didn't like the engineering class, and the teacher seemed to have a personal vendetta against me."
"It wasn't just you," Lance said. "I think she had a vendetta against everyone who took the class."
"Hello, Princess." Shiro looked up and noticed Allura standing just inside the door. "Come in."
Allura came closer and sat down between Keith and Hunk. "What are you doing?"
"We're playing a game called Never Have I," Pidge replied.
"How do you play?"
"Taking turns, you start with the words 'never have I' and then you say something you've never done. If you have done something someone says, you take a drink. If you haven't done it either, then you don't take a drink," Lance tried to explain.
"It sounds a little confusing," Allura admitted.
"Well, let's show you. I think it's Hunk's turn," Keith offered.
"Never have I ever ridden on a motorcycle." He paused before adding, "I'm not counting a hover bike."
Lance and Keith grinned at each other and took a drink. When he was done taking a drink, Keith poured himself another cup and added, "I was the one driving the motorcycle."
"What is a motorcycle?" Allura asked.
Lance pulled out his wallet and showed Allura a picture of himself holding onto Keith's waist as the raven-haired teen started a red two wheeled vehicle. "This is us on Keith's motorcycle."
Allura looked at the picture. "That looks interesting."
"It was nice flying through the country side with Keith," Lance agreed.
Keith blushed a little. "Enough, Lance. Shiro, take your turn."
"Never have I..." Shiro glanced at the Red Paladin. "Gotten a piercing." Keith glared at the Black Paladin and took a drink. Shiro chuckled at Keith's expression. "Sorry, Keith. It was all I could think of."
"Is it everyone's goal to get me drunk?"
"No, but it seems that you have done a lot. I mean you are on your second glass already and the rest of us are still on our first glass," Pidge pointed out.
Keith blushed again. "I..."
"What kinds of things have you done?" Allura asked.
"Of course, the riding a motorcycle, failing a class, and having a piercing, but he's also has a tattoo, knocked someone out with his fists, crashed a ship, gotten dru-" Lance was cut off by Keith placing a hand over his mouth.
"I think that's enough, Lance. You've damaged my reputation enough."
Allura giggled. "I had no idea that you were so wild, Keith."
Keith flicked his hair over his shoulder. "You have no idea, princess."
Fin