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*Dream added Sapnap, George, Wilbur +14 others to ‘Pls give me interaction’*

Dream: hello all :)

Wilbur: whats the purpose of this

Dream: exactly what the chat is called

Tommy: that is sad

Tommy: you are lonely that is funny

Tubbo: it is funny

*Dream re-named ‘Tommy’ to ‘stfu’*

stfu: WHAT THE F—K?!!

*Technoblade re-named ‘Technoblade’ to ‘blood god’*

blood god: Silence mortal

Quackity: HOLA!!!

Sapnap: hiiiii

stfu: go away Sapnap

Sapnap: stfu child

*Wilbur re-named ‘Tubbo’ to ‘bee boi’*

Wilbur: more fitting in my opinon

blood god: *opinion

*Wilbur re-named ‘blood god’ to ‘english major’*

english major: Ok chill

Dream: you upset wilbur :(

*english major re-named ‘Wilbur’ to ‘boohoo’*

bee boi: damn.

boohoo: :((((

english major: Alright now I’m done torturing Wilbur I’m going to spend time in the real world

Quackity: damn i was enjoying the tea

Karl: hah what did I miss

Dream: you sound like george :,(

*Karl re-named ‘Dream’ to ‘simp’*

simp: rude

Badboyhalo: O_O

simp: when did you get here?

Badboyhalo: I’ve just been watching :)

stfu: kinda weirdchamp

bee boi: weirdchamp

Badboyhalo: >:(

english major: I’m trying to do work shut up
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Purpled: wtf?

Ranboo: idk man just go with it

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Fundy: what is this

Eret: some group chat

Fundy: idk any of you except Eret

bee boi: everyone knows Eret!

boohoo: they’re a queen!!!

*boohoo re-named ‘Eret’ to ‘the bi queen’*

the bi queen: I can get behind that

bee boi: queen

boohoo: queen

simp: queen

Sapnap: queen

Quackity: queen

Karl: queen

Niki: queen

boohoo: NIKI!!

Niki: :)

~22:00 (10pm)~

the bi queen: has anyone seen ranboo???

boohoo: no???

english major: did something happen?

the bi queen: he left for a walk 2 hours ago and we told him to be back by 9:30pm and he’s not back.

Niki: I’m worried

english major: I’m going to look for him, I’ll text if I find him

boohoo: technosoft

english major: stfu

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Technoblade had no idea where to start, so he walked around the forest assuming the others would look around the town. “Ranboo!” The pinkette shouted, with slight urgency.

He walked around shouting for the tall boy until he heard a response, “Technoblade?!”
“Ranboo!” He followed the sound and found him. The split haired boy was hanging from a tree over water, everyone knew the boy didn’t like water. It was a well known fact.

After a lot of climbing and convincing they got him down and headed home.

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english major: found him

Ranboo: thanks btw :)

english major: np

*boohoo re-named ‘english major’ to ‘technosoft’*

boohoo: technosoft

Niki: technosoft

stfu: technosoft

simp: technosoft

bee boi: technosoft

Quackity: technosoft

Skeppy: teknosoft

Karl: technosoft

technosoft: I hate all of you.

Ranboo: all of us?

technosoft: except you.

Ranboo: :)

*simp re-named ‘Ranboo’ to ‘the favourite’*

the favourite: exactly
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Philza: what happened here??

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~8:00 (8am)~

bee boi: good morning all! :D

bee boi: hope you all have eaten and had a drink :)

Niki: Aw thanks for the reminder! I’m making our family pancakes at this very moment

boohoo: that was so precious tubbo 🥺

simp: I have Tubbo thanks for asking :)

stfu: thank you best friend, I will go eat some food

bee boi: of corse :D

the favourite: wait Niki’s making pancakes? :0

bee boi: Yeah!

the bi queen: I think Ranboo just fell down the stairs

the favourite: CURSE MY LONG LIMBS!

boohoo: ranboo techno just asked if ur ok

technosoft: did not

stfu: I heard u too

technosoft: ...

the favourite: I’m fine techno thanks for asking :)
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~~Dream & Wilbur private message~~
~13:00 (1pm)~

Dream: Wilbur are you there?

Dream: it says your online

Wilbur: yeah what’s up

Dream: you wanna go on a date with me sometime..?

Wilbur: holy sh*t really

Dream: only if you want

Wilbur: yeah! When are you free

Dream: uh rn if you are

Wilbur: yeah I’m free now :)

Dream: ok! Meet you at the coffee shop in 15?

Wilbur: yep I’ll be there :)

Dream: cya then! <3
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~~Give me interaction~~
~13:00 (1pm)~

stfu: Wilbur just screamed really loudly

stfu: I’m going to investigate

technosoft: wouldn’t recommend

stfu: WTF HE THREATENED ME WITH HIS GUITAR!

technosoft: told ya

bee boi: was it a scared scream or happy

stfu: happy i think

boohoo: I’m muting this chat for the rest of the day.

[boohoo muted ‘Give me interaction’ for 6 hours]

George: well

*stfu re-named ‘George’ to ‘gogy’*

*Sapnap re-named ‘Quackity’ to ‘senorita’*

*gogy re-named ‘Karl’ to ‘monster go brrr’*

*BadBoyHalo re-named ‘Skeppy’ to ‘my muffin <3’*

my muffin <3: badddd 🥺

BadBoyHalo: <333333

senorita: get a room 🙄

my muffin <3: ok lol

my muffin <3: im omw bad I better be met with hugs and kisses

BadBoyHalo: I’m setting up blankets and a movie now :D

senorita: guys I was joking

gogy: you’ve set them off now

Sapnap: they do be cute tho

bee boi: go talk to eachother 😡

Sapnap: @senorita @monster go brrr @gogy wanna come over and communicate

senorita: yeahhh can’t say no to tubbo man

monster go brrr: omw Quackity want me to pick you up?

senorita: yep :)

bee boi: my job here is done
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~~Dream & Wilbur private messages~~
~13:15 (1:15pm)~

Dream: just got here where u at

Wilbur: yeah child was being annoying, almost there

Dream: oh I see you!
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(HAH YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING A DREAMBUR DATE THINK AGAINNNN)

(I’m gonna go to bed)

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~~Dream & Wilbur private messages~~
~13:15 (1:15pm)~

Dream: just got here where u at

Wilbur: yeah child was being annoying, almost there

Dream: oh I see you!
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Dream checked himself one last time as the brunette came over. Dream’s blonde hair was tucked neatly into a low ponytail. He had his white face mask on with its signature smiley face. His pastel green hoodie and black jeans were combined with some black boots. He was feeling good about how he looked.

Then he saw Wilbur, the boy was wearing his round glasses and his red beanie covering part of his messy brown hair. The brunette had a beige cardigan on with a dull red shirt underneath. He also had black jeans and brown boots.

“Hey!” Wilbur said panting slightly, “I ran all the way here, Tommy wouldn’t leave me alone”
“Of course, just glad you could make it” the brunette smiled, making Dream’s heart flutter. Wilbur held out his hand which the blonde accepted happily as they walked into the coffee shop.

They sat in a booth facing each other, ordering their drinks and chatting. They talked a lot, and before the boys knew it the time was half past four! (4pm).

“Holy cow it’s half four” the brunette exclaimed looking at his phone. The blonde chuckled “time flies by when you’re having fun” he said earning a giggle from the brunette that made his heart go all fuzzy inside.

Thanking the cashier they left the cafe and began walking towards the park.
They sat down onto soft grass, sunlight shining down through the pink flowers of the cherry trees. Wilbur’s brown hair shone with colour, Dream’s view occasionally getting blocked by the drifting flower petals.

“Like what you see?” The brunette giggled noticing the staring from the other male. His comment earning a blush that barely stuck out from under the mask. “Two can play at that game cutie” Dream responded, his flirtatious nature coming into play. Wilbur rolled his eyes smiling as a soft blush crept across his cheeks.

Dream’s rough hands began to caress the soft skin of Wilbur’s cheek, gently stroking as Wilbur leaned into the touch. Emeralds squinted closed as Wilbur’s fingers began to pull down the snow mask. Freckles and chapped lips being met with sunlight, fingers tracing along his jawline. The men’s faces slowly closing in on each other. Until Wilbur whispered, “is this ok?” Dream nodded frantically, the hot breaths on his lips.

Then they met.

Wilbur’s soft lips met with Dream’s chapped ones. The kiss was soft, and slow, Dream’s hand moving to reside above Wilbur’s hip whilst Wilbur was still cupping his face. Soft gentle movements, as the young boys held each other.

Wilbur pulled away, his cheeks painted with a blush. “S-so what does this make us?” With a smile Dream responded, “Wilbur Soot” the blonde took the brunettes hand in his own “would you consider dating me?”
“Of course!” Smiling at each other happily, Wilbur leaned over and rested his head on the American’s shoulder. “I think we should keep this on the low for the moment” he said with a smile, to which Dream nodded in agreement.

This date -in his books- went pretty well.

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~~SBI group chat~~
~4:45pm~

Big man: WILBURRRR WHERE ARE YOUUUU

The older twin: Shush child he said he was going out leave him alone.

Dadza: What???

Big man: wilbur left earlier and still isn’t back yet >:(

Dadza: As long as he’s back before 10pm then it’s fine.

Dadza: Unless he says he’s staying out later.

The older twin: Yeah so shush Tommy

Big man: >:(((((

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~~SBI group chat~~
~5:00pm~

Wilby: guys I’m fine

Dadza: Good Tommy was worried

Big man: NO I WAS NOT WHAT THE F—K ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

The older twin: He totally was

Wilby: awww tommy!!!

Big man: NO I WASNOTNSKENNRAKA

The older twin: He totally was 100%

Wilby: awwww tommy that’s adorable!!

Big man: SHUT UP WILBUR I WAS NOT WORRIEDBSJEJNA

The older twin: Oh I’ve got a call, I’ll come and bully Tommy again in a minute

Wilby: k :)

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Technoblade picked up the phone to answer the call. It was probably some nerd who he’d given his number to and not saved into his phone. As soon as he pressed the device to his ear, his worries went through the roof.
“T-Techno!?” He heard through the phone, he recognised it as Ranboo. The boy was panting and gasping for air and Technoblade know it was a panic attack.
“Listen to my voice Ranboo ok?” He explained softly, different to his normal monotone sounding one. “Name five things you can see.”
“um t-trees, a lamp-p-post, T-Tesco, t-the pavement a-nd stars,” the boy stuttered breathing still all over the place. “Good job Ranboo, now name four things you can hear”
“C-cars, crickets, a-a dog barking and jewellery.” Technoblade started the car. “Good, now name three things you can feel for me”
“G-grass, pave-ment and m-my clothes” The pinkette had just left the driveway. “You’re doing so well, name two things you can smell”
“F-flowers and the gra-ss” Technoblade knew exactly where he was going, pulling out of streets. “Something you can taste for me”
“B-Blood” That wasn’t good.
He pulled around the Tesco to see the tall boy in a pile on the floor. Jumping out the car and approaching him carefully. “Ranboo?” The split haired boy looked up his eyes wet with tears, “T-echno?”
“Hey Ranboo, can you calm down for me?” He crouched down next to the boy, his tone soft and eyes filled with worry. The black and white haired boy wrapped his arms around Techno and hugged him tightly crying into the pinkettes shoulder. Being the awkward person he is, just rubbed Ranboo’s back trying to be as comforting as possible.

Eventually the tall boys sobbing turned into soft whimpers, and it was beyond Technoblade’s knowledge why he was having a panic attack in the first place. He could ask later.

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~~Lover boys~~
~6:00pm~

Sippy cup: when are you guys getting here!

Ducky <3: hold on sappy almost there 🙄

Sippy cup: KARLLL :(((

Ducky <3: karls driving dummy

Sippy cup: stop being mean :((((

Sippy cup: I thought you loved me D:

Ducky <3: <3

Sippy cup: <3333

Twirl: you made up fast

Ducky <3: THE ROADDDDD

Twirl: oh right

Ducky <3: DONT TEXT!

Sippy cup: umm see you soon??

Ducky <3: yep! xx

Sippy cup: xxx

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~~Give me interaction~~
~8:10am~

simp: was there hw for english

technosoft: Yes. Did you not do it?

simp: ....

simp: no.....

stfu: i can hear the speedrun music now

bee boi: DU DU DU DU DU

Philza: Why aren’t you all at school yet?

bee boi: me and tommy dont go to ur scool

simp: you get the easy stuff :(

bee boi: THE ENGLISH WORK IS SO HARD

simp: ...

simp: :((((((

stfu: get him tubbo

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~~Dream & Wilbur private messages~~
~8:15am~

Wilbur: you srsly didnt do english

Dream: :(((

Dream: can you pls give answersssss

Wilbur: what do I get

Dream: a happy bf??? a kiss?? :)

Wilbur: ...

*[Wilbur sent a photo]*

Dream: thx bby! <3333

Wilbur: 🙄 <33

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~~Lover boys~~
~8:30am~
Ducky <3: im boredddddd

Sippy cup: same lol

Ducky <3: maths is boringggg

Sippy cup: tell me abt it

Twirl: Quack send me a pic of the sheet and I’ll help

*[Ducky <3 sent a photo]*

Twirl: oh thats easy stuff

Twirl: the formula is distance = speed/time

Ducky <3: ...what...

Twirl: *sigh*

Twirl: do the 15 divided by 5

Ducky <3: yeah?

Twirl: thats it

Ducky <3: wait really?

Ducky <3: holy sh*t thats easy

Twirl: I know

Ducky <3: thx bbyyyyyy

Twirl: 💕💕💕💕

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~~Give me interaction~~
~12:15am~
boohoo: why is eret making bets

the bi queen: don’t question it xx

boohoo: ok????

*simp re-named ‘the bi queen’ to ‘royalty’*

royalty: yes that is I

*simp re-named ‘boohoo’ to ‘poofy’*

poofy: why tho-

simp: ur hair is poofy

technosoft: Wilbur stop banging on the table

my muffin <3: omg stfu all u

BadBoyHalo: Language Skeppy

technosoft: Mute the chat if you need to idiot

my muffin <3: heyyyy

*my muffin <3 muted ‘Give me interaction’ for 1 hour*

BadBoyHalo: We’re doing homework in the library

senorita: where are the askers??

gogy: any askers

monster go brrr: nobody askeddd

BadBoyHalo: >:(

BadBoyHalo: Muffinheads

*BadBoyHalo muted ‘Give me interaction’ for 1 hour*

senorita: lollllll

monster go brrr: he couldn’t handle the fact there was no askers

gogy: hah
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Technoblade was sat in his class, listening to the teacher as that’s what you do when you enter this hell hole. So far, the class was rather boring but then a certain Mexican boy ran out the room, covering his mouth. The teacher sighed “Technoblade can you check on him?” Immediately going back to teaching the class, pretty much leaving Techno no choice. So he reluctantly climbed out his seat and left the classroom.

The click of his heeled boots was the only sound walking down the hall. He had no clue where Quackity had run off to, but his first guess would be the bathroom or some sketchy alleyway. Opening the door to the bathroom (cause that was closest) he definitely heard someone. “Quackity? That you?” The pinkette questioned to the unknown boy in the bathroom. He got a stuttered ‘yes’ in response before he cut himself off with what sounded like vomiting. Yikes. It was definitely vomit, it smelt vile. He pushes on the door of the stall to find it surprisingly unlocked. Inside was the Mexican boy he had been looking for but he looked different. His face was slightly pale, he was hunched over the toilet with some vomit dripping down his mouth making Techno shudder a little. He had his arm around his stomach and was visibly crying. Poor kid looked so small.

The pinkette crouched down, rubbing circles onto the ravenette’s back. He wasn’t too good with people so this is what he’s learned being an elder brother. The two sat there for a few more minutes of Quackity vomiting, thinking he was done before hunching over the toilet again. When Quackity had finally finished spewing his guts, Techno cleaned his face and washed him up. Giving his hoodie to change into as his jacket had the vile substance on it, the hoodie was massive on the short boy but he thanked Techno none the less.

He had no idea what his boyfriends would think when they see him in a pale pink oversized hoodie that is obviously not his.

That’s something for future Quackity to worry about.

He’s just happy he isn’t in that vomit-covered jacket anymore.

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~~Bench trio (+Purpled)~~
~11:00am~

Tubbster: @everyone

British Innit: what?

American Innit: ?

Ranboo my beloved: Tubbo what?

Tubbster: Ranboo my beloved. It is time to take our relashionship to the next level

British Innit: whattt????

American Innit: since when-?

Ranboo my beloved: oh yeah, me and Tubbo are platonically married now =D

Tubbster: yes yes

Tubbster: but now we have a sun

American Innit: a son?

Tubbster: Yeah! :D

British Innit: 1. Does this mean I’m an uncle

British Innit: 2. Why did I not know and didn’t give permission

British Innit: And 3. Purpled is now my new best friend

American Innit: Pog.

Ranboo my beloved: 1. Technically 2. Now you know and 3. Tubbo is too good for you anyway

British Innit: YOU SON OF A B!TCH YOU STUPID TALL LANKY MAN GOOD FOR NTOHUDNSBLANHIC

American Innit: Tommy we should go get cake in free period

British Innit: Ok!

Tubbster: :(((((

Ranboo my beloved: it is ok. Now why do we have a son now?

Tubbster: oh yeah I just met the cutest kid hes new and in y7

Ranboo my beloved: When can I meet him? :)

Tubbster: come to english block

Ranboo my beloved: omw! =D

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~10:45 am~

Pink hair flopped infront his eyes as he walked, he held the straps of his backpack hoping to not make eye contact. Michael’s heterochromia eyes scanned the signs above the doors, looking for the simple words of ‘M7’ However, with the strands of hair covering his eyes he (unfortunately) walked right into someone. He looked up and swiped the hair from his eyes to be met with what must be like a year 11! Compared to Micheal he was very tall (Micheal isn’t just short, shush) the boy had chocolate brown hair that looked all fluffy. The hair matched the boys eyes and he was wearing a pale green hoodie. The year 11 crouched down and said softly, “are you lost?” Micheal nodded “I see” the boy paused “where do you need to go?” Micheal scrambled for his pen and paper and wrote in neat flowing handwriting ‘M7’ “What a coincidence! I’m heading there now to help with the class” the boy stood back up “I’m Tubbo, would you like me to help you to your class?” Micheal nodded thankfully. ‘Tubbo’ was probably the nicest to him, not teased his strange eyes or hair colour, or made fun of the fact he couldn’t talk!

The two boys walked to the classroom, Tubbo glancing back to make sure Micheal was still following. Once they arrived, Tubbo pushed the door open for Michael to go inside which he did. “Ah Micheal nice of you to finally join us” the pinkette looked away. The maths teacher looked up a Tubbo “Hello Tubbo” to which Tubbo smiled, Micheal stood there nervously waiting to be seated. “Micheal,” she pointed towards a few kids at the back “you sit there next to Katrina” Michael very quickly shuffled to the back, avoiding the stares of the other kids as he made his way to the back.

“Alright class, this” she gestured to Tubbo “is Mr Underscore. He will be a teaching assistant in the class for a while”
“Please just call me Tubbo” He said, cutting in after the teacher. His hair bounced slightly as went to sit in a chair at the back while the teacher went back to teaching.

~Tubbo Pov :)~

He would say he’d done pretty well, he’d helped at least 5 kids with maths equations that were like second nature to him. Seen as nobody seemed to need help he texted the group chat (with himself, Ranboo, Tommy and Purpled). Mainly about Michael, Tubbo loved the kid. He seemed a little shy and quiet but Tubbo loved him.

He glanced up when the bell rang and waited for Micheal, quickly taking him to meet Ranboo.

~Micheal Pov again!~

He kept close to Tubbo, standing behind him as there was this giant of a man infront of him. ‘Ranboo’ must be what? 7’0? Micheal knew he was being stupid, hiding behind someone’s leg who he literally just met. In his defence, Ranboo was ridiculously tall and had black and white split hair. Ranboo crouched down, making Micheal relax a little. “Hi! I’m Ranboo” he held his hand out “What’s your name” Micheal looked at his hand for a moment before pulling out his notebook and flipping to the page that has his name on it. He flipped the book around to show Ranboo who smiled “That’s a nice name” he complimented with a grin. Maybe Micheal didn’t need to be scared of him.

~With Quackity~

Quackity and Technoblade walked back into the lesson after a good 20 minutes. The ravenette was still clutching his stomach. Techno had said to go home but Quackity refused, his dad had his friend over am he didn’t want to ruin it. They got odd stares, Sapnap and Karl stared at the ravenette in disappointment? Hurt? Quackity couldn’t tell. He was wearing Techno’s hoodie so he can understand why they would be upset. The Mexican just went to his seat and tried to pick up with the lesson best he could.

But.

He couldn’t.

He was so incredibly dizzy.

Why was the world spinning?

The last thing he saw before blacking out was the floor.

~Sapnap Pov~

Holy sh*t.

He passed out!

He ran over as quickly as possible, Karl hot on his tail. The two crouched beside him, Karl grabbing him bridal style as the they stood back up. “Is he ok?” They heard a deep monotone voice ask. “We’re gonna take him to the nurse” the Texan boy said “And you’re coming with us”. Before the pinkette could respond, Sapnap was dragging him out the room. Karl - carrying the ravenette - close behind.

His dark hair rested infront his face as he sat in the chair by Quackity. Karl had started interrogating Technoblade a few minutes ago. Sapnap had his rested on Karl’s shoulder who had his arm wrapped around him.

For the love of Philza Minecraft.

Please let him be ok.

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~~Karl & Sapnap private message~~
~11:30am~

Sapnap: any idea whats happened to him

Karl: No unfortunately

Sapnap: how did he even get this ill

Karl: idk just hope he gets better x

Sapnap: same x

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~~The Bench Trio (+Purpled)~~
~5:00pm~

British Innit: @American Innit where youuuu

American Innit: I’m working atm why?

British Innit: you said wed meet upppp

American Innit: Why are you typing like that

Tubbster: He probably just had his medisin

American Innit: Medicine?

British Innit: yeahhhh you got it! :)

Ranboo my beloved: he’s so soft omg 🥺

British Innit: It’s Technoblade, I took Tommy’s phone he needs rest.

Tubbster: ok big man

Ranboo my beloved: hope you sleep well Tommy :)

British Innit: One more thing, he’s so gonna hate me for this

*[British Innit sent a photo]*
(It’s Tommy curled up in Wilbur’s hoodie cuddling Wilbur)

Ranboo my beloved: AWWW

American Innit: Saved

American Innit: Blackmail

Tubbster: sameeee

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~~Give me interaction~~
~5:00pm~

*[technosoft sent a photo]*
(Same as before)

technosoft: Have some blackmail

BadBoyHalo: Awww how adorable!

my muffin <3: blacmailllll

monster go brrr: he looks so angelic

simp: ikrrr

poofy: techno join us :)

technosoft: Absolutely not

poofy: come onnnn he’s reaching for youuu

technosoft: Nope not happening

technosoft: WAITWILBURJAOANPHEFC

simp: what?

gogy: I’m going back to sleep

monster go brrr: Techno??

poofy: :)

simp: I find that very intimidating

BadBoyHalo: Techno are you ok?

technosoft: I’ve been taken hostage against my will

poofy: you love it <3

royalty: I am now terrified of Wilbur

Fundy: if he can take down techno? honestly same

simp: Wait when did u get here

Fundy: :)

simp: what is it with you all and stealing my brand

poofy: :)

Fundy: :)

monster go brrr: :)

technosoft: :)

my muffin <3: :)

bee boi: :)

simp: I’m leaving

BadBoyHalo: Stop being mean to Dream everyone D:

Fundy: I don’t listen to you b!tch 🙄

BadBoyHalo: language

poofy: THATS IT MY SON DONT LISYEN TO HIM

technosoft: *listen

my muffin <3: dont b mean 2 bad >:(

stfu: noooooooo baddddd ily!!💕💕

technosoft: */p

monster go brrr: wow he’s really out of it

BadBoyHalo: I love you to Tommy! 💕💕 /p

Fundy: skeppy really just got betrayed

poofy: L

Purpled: @poofy @technosoft Assuming the meet up isn’t happening

poofy: what meet up?

the favourite: Tubbo, Purpled, Tommy and I were gonna meet up and get cake :)

technosoft: Yeah probably ain’t happening

bee boi: damn

BadBoyHalo: language

*[simp re-named ‘BadBoyHalo’ to ‘LANGUAGE’]*

LANGUAGE: :0

Purpled: I should get back to work

Fundy: Wait why the h3ll do you work??

LANGUAGE: <<<

Purpled: Money. Duh 🙄

*[bee boi re-named ‘Purpled’ to ‘Indigo’]*

Fundy: LOLLL

poofy: lmao

the favourite: pftttt

simp: XD

monster go brrr: WTH??? XD

Indigo: Two can play at that game

the favourite: I’m scared

*[Indigo re-named ‘bee boi’ to ‘sugar baby’]*

*[Indigo re-named ‘the favourite’ to ‘sugar daddy’]*

sugar daddy: whyyyyyy

simp: LMAOOOO

sugar baby: @sugar daddy can I have some money 🥺👉👈

sugar daddy: ...

sugar daddy: sure

sugar baby: it’s a date ;)

sugar daddy: ;)

simp: WHAT???

Fundy: TAKE IT TO DMS

Indigo: SEE WHAT I MEAN!?

monster go brrr: LMAOOO

Indigo: F!ck my managers telling me off

Indigo: bye

LANGUAGE: <<

monster go brrr: lol! Don’t get fired

simp: byeeeee

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~~Wilbur & Dream private messages~~
~5:40pm~

Dream: Should we tell them?

Wilbur: abt our relationship?

Dream: ye it’s been like 3 months

Wilbur: tomorrow? Tommy’s on his meds atm and im scared he’s just gonna start vomiting

Dream: ofc! hope tommy feels better

Wilbur: his meds sometimes make him sick -_-

Dream: Oof

Dream: well ily anyway!

Wilbur: ily2 <3

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~~Give me interaction~~
~8:30am~
poofy: @everyone tommy wont be at school today

sugar baby: D:

sugar daddy: What? Why?

stfu: im highhhhhh

Indigo: wtf

technosoft: Tommy you’re not high calm down

stfu: hehehheeee

sugar baby: lmao cya at scool @Indigo @sugar daddy

sugar daddy: See you!

Dadza: He’s just too exhausted don’t worry about him

sugar baby: ok :)

sugar baby: cya at skool everyone!

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~~Quackity & Tommy private messages~~
~8:40am~
Quackity: are u actually all loopy?

Tommy: Lol no

Tommy: I just didn’t want to go school lmao

Quackity: XD

Quackity: im apparently rlly sick so im at home with dad :)

Tommy: poggers

Tommy: wanna play video games

Quackity: sure we will pop off

Tommy: pop off!

*[Quackity started an audio call]*

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~~Give me interaction~~
~12:30pm~
senorita: DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A CHICK FLICK

stfu: LIKE YOUVE NEVER EATEN A BISCUIT

senorita: OH BUT ITS OK 2 B DIFFERENT

poofy: CAUSE BABY SO AM I

stfu: SO AM I

senorita: SO AM I

royalty: SO AM I-I-I-I-I

Awesamdude: Um What?

senorita: f!ck forgot he was on here

Awesamdude: What? I’m coming upstairs

stfu: uh ohhhhh

poofy: stfu child and get some rest

stfu: WILBUR WTFABIBWOMAI

senorita: were on call

senorita: he just went quiet

senorita: i think he passed out

poofy: good

Awesamdude: And Quackity’s out

poofy: pog

poofy: also where did eret go?

royalty: I just saw a song so I joined the train

poofy: oh nice, same tbh

royalty: But why ‘chick flick’ and ‘biscuit’

poofy: it rhymes I guess

royalty: true true

poofy: cya at science then???

royalty: See you then hun

royalty: Make sure you get into class before me x

poofy: ooooo im excited

poofy: I’m gonna record it

royalty: do ittttt

royalty: Also can I add some people?

poofy: I don’t see why not

*[royalty added ‘Antfrost’ and ‘RedVelvetCake’]*

RedVelvetCake: HELLO!

Antfrost: Hi! :D

RedVelvet: :D <3

poofy: hi! Welcome!

RedVelvetCake: Hi! Who is this? Idk who u r cause of the nicknames

poofy: XD it’s Wilbur

Antfrost: Hi

royalty: Wilbur they are part of my plan

poofy: I think I know what’s happening

poofy: and I want to be part of it

RedVelvetCake: U heard the man! Add him to the gc!!

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~~operation lgbtq+~~

*[Bi-King added ‘Wilbur’]*

Mmm Cake: Welcome!

Wilbur: operation lgbtq+?

Meow~: u know how homophobic the science teacher is right?

Wilbur: oh yeah hate her

Bi-King: we’re gonna wear dresses

Bi-King: and then Red & Ant will make out as an extra measure

Wilbur: :0

Meow~: I’m so excited

Mmm Cake: Sameee

Wilbur: I don’t have a dress lol

Bi-King: I have brought several 2 school so you can wear one of those :)

Bi-King: the dress may be a little small tho cause ur tall

Wilbur: XD

Mmm Cake: Wilbur what’s ur sexuality?

Wilbur: I’m like 99.9% sure I’m pan

Meow~: niceee

*[Mmm Cake re-named ‘Wilbur’ to ‘PAN-ic at the disco’]*

PAN-ic at the disco: that actually fits lol

Bi-King: he’s channeling his inner pansexual musician

Mmm Cake: wait youre a musician?! I didn’t even know lmao

Meow~: Good job bby

Mmm Cake: :D <333

Bi-King: Never felt so single

Bi-King: @PAN-ic at the disco were at the geography bathrooms

PAN-ic at the disco: omw!!

Meow~: Woah Eret u rlly out did urself

Bi-King: :)

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The brunette smiled looking up from his phone. A slight spring in his step as he made his way to the geography bathrooms. Whoever came up with the idea of meeting up there has top tier brain powers. Everyone hates those toilets. Barely any of the doors lock, half of them don’t flush and the taps (or faucet for you Americans) don’t work. So pretty much everyone avoids it.

By the time he got there Ant and Eret were already changed. Antfrost wearing a pale blue summer dress that came just below his knees. The boy had a jacket on over the top and his outfit was paired with some white vans. Eret, was wearing his strawberry dress with platform heels.

The boy in sunglasses gestured to a duffel bag, that was full with different dresses. “I think this would suit you” she said pulling up a latte brown skirt, “It would match your cream turtle neck” they continued. Wilbur smiled, he took the skirt and went into one of the stalls. The brunette changed his jeans into the skirt, it came down to just above his knees. He smiled a little at the way it twirled.

When he stepped out he saw Red stood there. The male was wearing a cropped red hoodie with a matching skirt. Wilbur pulled his hands down over the skirt, blushing slightly as they all turned to face him. “Oh my goodness! You look so good!” Eret complimented, smiling at the boy infront of them. “Yeah you’re killing it!” Red continued, offering a smile. “You all look amazing too!” The musician smiled, this science class was about to get so much more exciting...

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He took a deep breath. Wilbur was honestly very nervous. It’s not everyday you go into your homophobic teachers classroom in a skirt.

The brunette felt a hand on his shoulder, “Hey don’t be nervous, we’re gonna kill it” Eret comforted smiling softly. Wilbur gave a nod. They were killing it. They do slay. “Yeah don’t be nervous, if too much attendance goes to you we’ll do something drastic ok?” The crimson haired boy said. Antfrost grabbed Red’s hand and smiled at the three others.

~Dream Pov 👀~

Dream rubbed his eyes.

No f!cking way was this real.

His (secret) boyfriend was not stood at the front of the class in a skirt.

The blonde felt his face heating up, so he pulled his white face mask ,with a smile on it, further up on his face. The whole class was staring at the four at the front, as they all waited for Mrs. Sims to notice. When she did? Oh he’d never seen such an outraged old lady.

“Boys! What on earth are you wearing?!” She snapped, her greasy hair falling infront her face. “Clothes? It’s really not that hard to tell” Eret replied, placing a hand on his hip. “ITS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING” Wilbur glared at the teacher, while Eret gave Red and Antfrost a suspicious look. Dream raised an eyebrow and then immediately had to start stifling his giggles. Red turned to face Antfrost and kissed him, the teacher was furious. “STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT!” She pretty much screamed at the two boys, in return she got a middle finger from Red as they continued to kiss one another. Wilbur and Eret were laughing, as eventually was the rest of the class. His eyes scanned the classroom, seeing them all laughing and Sapnap sat there recording the entire thing.

Dream laughed even harder when the bell to the end of class rang, the entire lesson had been of Mrs. Sims shouting at boys in dresses. The class of 18 year olds left giggling. Wilbur waited for Dream and they were both there still even when the teacher left.

“So. Umm you look pretty” Dream managed to get out blushing brightly under the mask. The other let out a chuckle “Why thank you” Dream smiled. The blonde hadn’t realised how close they were until Wilbur slowly pulled down his mask, revealing his red face. Dream moved their faces together, pulling them into a soft kiss. His arms snaked around Wilbur’s waist who in return held Dream’s face in his hands. They stood there for a good few minutes. Enjoying the moment, considering they never got to do things like this often.

The two boys were nervous about telling their friends of their relationship.

Scared they would leave them.

Scared they wouldn’t be accepted.

Just.

Scared.

So so scared..

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He stared into the room, his best friend was kissing.... Wilbur?

“Yo Gogster” the brunette sighed, “what is it?” Sapnap pointed to the window into the classroom. “Poggers” George responded, “I mean I support them too, but weren’t you and Dream dating at one point?” The brunette sighed,
“Once upon a time we did”
“What even happened with you guys?”
“He fell out of love and as it seems,” he gestured to the window “moved on.” The boy pushed his goggles further up his head, forcing a smile at the darker haired boy in front of him.

Sapnap suddenly realised how close they were and quickly moved his face back. George tilted his head, “Sapnap?”
“I need to go!” And just like that the boy sped off down the corridor.. it would be unfortunate if someone was watching that..
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~Bench trio (+Purpled)~
~~2:00pm~~

Tubbster: im boredddd

Ranboo my beloved: What lesson?

Tubbster: english :(

Tubbster: its so f!cking hard

Ranboo my beloved: what classroom?

Tubbster: E3 lmao why

Ranboo my beloved: :)

Tubbster: im both excited and terrified

Tubbster: more excited tbh

American Innit: Yo Ranboo spill the plan i wanna come

Ranboo my beloved: I’ll dm it to you

Purpled: Sold.

Tubbster: im so excited u have no idea

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Tubbo quickly glanced up and put his phone away, not wanting to be caught by the teacher (Mr Smith). He noticed the odd looks he got but he didn’t care. He was just so excited.

Everyone jumped out of their skin when they heard “FBI OPEN UP!!” and the door being kicked down to the ground. Revealing Purpled and Ranboo wearing sunglasses and wielding nerf guns. “THAT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS” the teacher yelled “TO THE HEAD OFFICE NOW!” But them being them didn’t listen, instead Ranboo handed Purpled the nerf gun and walked towards Tubbo. Picking the brunette up effortlessly and shouting to Purpled “WE GOT THE PACKAGE LETS MOVE OUT!” To which both boys ran across the classroom and proceeded to jump out the window, smashing the glass everywhere.

Safe to say the class was baffled.

“Welp- Not what I was expecting but I ain’t complaining” Ranboo looked at the brunette in his arms and laughed. “Dude I’m third wheeling so hard right now” Purpled sighed as the three slowed into a walk. Ranboo place the brunette on the ground, “What does everyone wanna do?” The three boys thought carefully. “Oo!” Tubbo perked up and the others looked at him “I say we go get the bomb I made, kidnap Tommy and blow it up!” He revived two looks. One excited one from Purpled and a confused one from Ranboo. “Hell yeah!”
“Tubbo no-“
“We should totally do it”
“Yess!”
Ranboo looked between the two before sighing in defeat “Fine, let’s go grab Tommy”

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~Give me interaction~

*[Indigo sent one video]*
*(It’s a shaky video containing of them all smiling and then when it blows up screaming and shaking a lot as they run away (From Purpleds pov))*

royalty: What!

poofy: TOMMY! He’s supposed to be in bed

sugar baby: well we kidnapped him :)

sugar daddy: :)

simp: my brand D:

Fundy: why wasn’t I invited!

poofy: FUNDY! Don’t encourage them

sugar baby: @Fundy where are you we’ll come get u

Fundy: My college library

Indigo: START. THE CAR.

stfu: ROADTRIP

Fundy: so excited, we gonna do arson?

sugar baby: all.

poofy: MY SON NO!

simp: @sugar baby scares me

Fundy: I’m getting my knifes out my bag

stfu: KNIFES POG

poofy: KNIFES????

sugar baby: “I’m on a rollercoaster of emotions right now” -Ranboo 2021

Indigo: “Tubbo stop quoting stuff I say, I’m driving” -Ranboo 2021

stfu: “I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND” -Ranboo 2021

senorita: Ranboo has dad vibes

simp: WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THEIR DOING ARSON??

Sapnap: stfu dream we need to talk

simp: 👀

simp: Ok fine I ate the last chocolate bar

Sapnap: wait what-

Sapnap: that doesn’t matter we need to speak

simp: I’m scared

gogy: you should be

senorita: dream team break up arc?

monster go brrr: 👀👀

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The boy stood in the library. Fundy was on a rollercoaster of emotions. His class was having a library lesson so he was scared what was gonna happen, but he also desperately wanted to leave.

SMASH

His entire class’ heads shot up to see a boy in a purple hoodie by a smashed window. “FUNDY! FUNDY IM HERE” The class looked at the ginger boy as he stood up and ran to the window. “Dude are you ok?”
“NO! THE POLICE ARE COMING WE NEED TO LEAVE”
“HOLY SH!T LETS GO”
And just like that the two boys jumped out the window, ran across the school to the car parked there. They jumped in and the car sped off, the students and teacher simply watched them leave jaws on the ground.

“Well. That just happened”

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~Give me interaction~
~3am~
stfu: VILLAIN ARC

Indigo: VILLAIN ARC

sugar baby: VILLAIN ARC

sugar daddy: VILLAIN ARC

Fundy: VILLAIN ARC

simp: WHY ARE WE CHANTING VILLAIN ARC??

sugar baby: WE JUST COMITED LIVE 7 FELONIS

stfu: WE COMMITTED SO MANY FELONJED

Fundy: IVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE

poofy: FUNDH!! MY SON WHERE ARE YOH!!!

stfu: IM HERE TOO EXCUSE YOU

poofy: YOURE IRELIVANT BABE START THE CAR-

Fundy: I DONT KNOW WHO BABE IS BUT THE POLICE CAF JS SO CLOSE

sugar baby: WEVE RAN LIKE 50 RED LIGHST

simp: MUM PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Captain Puffy: IM NEVER ON BUT WTF IS HAPPENING

Fundy: WERE COMMITTING FELONIES

stfu: IF I DIE TELL PHILZA MINECRAFT HES THE GREATEST MAN AND TELL TECHNO THAT HE STILL SUCKS

technosoft: Excuse me?

Niki: Wait what’s happening?

sugar baby: NIKI

Captain Puffy: Hi Niki!

Niki: Hi Puffy! :)

sugar daddy: NIKI AORNWBUA

Indigo: DONT TEXT AND DRIVE

simp: Wait Purpled’s there too?

stfu: Yeah! hes our defence mechanism

sugar baby: HES THROWING MY BOMBS >:)

Fundy: BOMBS

poofy: IM SO IMMENSELY SCARED

simp: IS THIS A BAD TIME TO TELL YOU THAT ME AND WILBUR ARE DATING?!!

stfu: WAIT WHAT

technosoft: I’m coming for you teletubie

poofy: REST IN PIECE BABE ILY <3

simp: THIS IS IT

Fundy: CONGRATS GUYS

Captain Puffy: Congrats :)

sugar baby: CONGRATS BUT THE COP CAR IS SO CLOSE

stfu: AHHHHHHHHHHH

poofy: tommy?

simp: Uh oh-
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~TommyInnit & Philza Minecraft private messages~

Tommy: Can I do an escape room with my friends?

Phil: Um I guess how much?

Tommy: ..£20,000...

Phil: WHAT KIND OF ESCAPE ROOM COSTS £20,000????

Tommy: ...

Tommy: ..Prison..

Phil: For f!cks sake

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Yeah- sorry no chapter, I’m running out of ideas for this story so this is the last chapter and end of the fic. I hope all who read it enjoyed it and I hope you will read my other fics I’m currently working on!

Ily all! Make sure to drink water, eat healthy and keep being fabulous! Bye <3

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~Give me interaction~
~~5:00pm~~

(*”sugar baby” added 1 person*)

poofy: hellooooo???

sugar daddy: :0

sugar daddy: I know who this is!

Micheal: dad??

Indigo: hi micheal

Fundy: omg there’s a child

Micheal: hey im 13!

technosoft: You wouldn’t happen to be an.. orphan would you?

sugar daddy: Techno please don’t kill my son

stfu: MICHEAL MY FAVOURITE NEPHEW

Fundy: HEY! 😡

simp: Hi Micheal! Welcome to hell :)

Micheal: happy to be her :)

simp: I love him so much

simp: @poofy

simp: @poofy

technosoft: You’re lucky this time.

simp: @poofy

Micheal: hi uncle tommy!

stfu: :D

simp: Aw @poofy

stfu: stfu green boy

simp: whatever @poofy

simp: BABE ANSWER ME

sugar baby: purp just diped

sugar daddy: Dream have you considered he doesn’t want to talk to you?

simp: I KNOW HE DOESNT BUT @poofy I WANT A CHILD

poofy: WE HAVE A CHIDL

sugar baby: hah chidl

sugar daddy: chidl

stfu: chidl

Fundy: chidl

simp: BUT I WANT ANOTHER ONE

poofy: WHY????

Micheal: ;-;

technosoft: This is normal child

Micheal: Oh-

Sapnap: for f!cks sake take it to dms guys

(*”simp” re-named “Sapnap” to “SappyNappy”)

SappyNappy: T^T

(*”sugar baby” re-named “SappyNappy” to “arson pog”)

arson pog: i accept this name with grace

sugar baby: :)

sugar baby: anyways @sugar daddy @Micheal we have a wedding to go to

sugar daddy: Oh right!

Micheal: coming!

arson pog: Wait what?!!

simp: there’s a wedding??????

poofy: who’s getting married

technosoft: @sugar baby @sugar daddy Answers?

technosoft: That physically pained me to type

sugar daddy: Wait you don’t know?

sugar baby: are they supposed to

sugar daddy: Should we tell them?

arson pog: we are right here

technosoft: Please do tell us actually

sugar baby: I mean prolly should

sugar daddy: Tommy’s wedding

poofy: TOMMYS GETTING MARRIED???

technosoft: Wtf

technosoft: Who’d want to marry him? I’m his brother and I don’t understand why someone would willingly stay with him

simp: too many words but who is he marrying?

sugar baby: purpled! theyre being platoncaly married

sugar daddy: Yeah

poofy: WHAT???

technosoft: I have many questions

simp: pog for them I guess??

poofy: tell Tommy we better be invited or else

sugar daddy: He said “Wait we didn’t tell them?”

technosoft: No you didn’t tell us

sugar daddy: It’s literally just a sleepover that they’re gonna get married at

sugar baby: nothing fansy

poofy: well I want pictures of Tommy in a wedding dress

sugar daddy: “NOPE ABSOLUTELY NOT”

technosoft: Well have fun.

sugar baby: your ok with this????

technosoft: I mean yeah, I don’t want him back

sugar daddy: “Rude”

poofy: have a nice wedding

arson pog: hope it doesn’t all go to sh!t!

sugar daddy: “Shut up Sapnap”

sugar baby: the oneses are coming out gtg :)

technosoft: *Onesies

simp: @gogy @arson pog @senorita @monster go brrr @poofy

simp: feral boys + my beloved sleepover?

poofy: yes.

senorita: SIIIIIII

monster go brrr: Sorry can’t hear you over packing for this awesome sleepover I’m abt to have with the feral boys + Wilbur

arson pog: MY BELOVEDS WILL BE THERE I AM DOWN

simp: @gogy ?

gogy: fine whatever 🙄

simp: :D

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~Bench trio (+Purpled)~
~~5:15pm~~

American Innit: @Tubbster @Ranboo my beloved where are you?

Tubbster: were on our way w/ Micheal :)

Tubbster: boos driving so he cant text

British Innit: Hurry up >:(

Tubbster: “Ok then looks like I’m breaking road safety laws”

British Innit: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Tubbster: were almost there

American Innit: Pog, we have cool onesies

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Now this was a right sleepover.

Tubbo looked over his friends, the four of them were snuggled together on the sofa. Each of them rocking a onesie, Purpled in a purple alien one, Tommy in a raccoon one, Ranboo in a Minecraft enderman one and finally himself in a ram one. His head was resting on Ranboos shoulder who had an arm around Tubbo and Purpled. Tommy had his legs and arms clung onto Purpled like a koala. The rest of them were fast asleep except himself and Tommy.

“Why are you still up then?” Tommy shrugged; “could ask you the same thing.” The brunette chuckled a little, “I just had too much caffeine, now you spill raccoon boy.” Tommy rolled his eyes, his messy blonde hair in all directions “Haven’t got my sleep meds.” Tubbo’s mouth shaped into an ‘o’ as he understood the younger’s issue. “Well we can call one of your brothers and ask one of them to bring them right?”
“Eh, don’t wanna be a bother.”
“You’re not a bother Tommy,” Tubbo sat up careful as to not disturb his husband. The brunette reached for his phone, ringing up one of Tommy’s elder siblings he knew would be awake. It rang a few times before a familiar, monotone, tired voice said “Hullo!”
“Technoblade do you mind bringing over Tommy’s sleep medication?”
“Uhh sure I guess I got nothing better to do,” he heard some movement from the other side of the screen “who’s house yoy at?”
“Purpled’s, need me to send you the address?”
“Hmm nah, human gps remember?”
“Ah yes of course, see you soon the blade!”
“Baiii”

Tubbo put the phone down. “I cannot believe you called my f!cking brother.” Tubbo laughed as Tommy scowled.

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Techno inwardly cursed, “chat chat, I have no clue where I’m going.”
He cursed again as the voices in his head continuously spammed mixes of ‘Lostblade’ ‘Technosoft’ and ‘E’ they always spam E. He doesn’t question it anymore. The pink haired man tapped his foot as the chat slowly became more useful, giving him directions. To which he set off. His thigh high, buckled, black, heeled boots clicking on the concrete. With said boots he simply just had a dark pink hoodie and black jeans. Cause, let’s be honest, no one wants to go out at two am in fancy clothing.

After a good few minutes of walking he found the house, knocking a couple of times before the door opened. He was created with a short, brunette boy in a ram onesie or more commonly known as Tubbo. Without saying a word, Techno dropped the pill bottle in Tubbo’s hand and left. It was too early for socialising.
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Sapnap walked into Dream’s house. The ravenette was very familiar with it, the two had been friends since they were kids. Now he was kinda worried, George and him had grown further apart since they found out about Wilbur and Dream’s relationship. George didn’t seem the jealous type but you can never be too careful.

He shook his head a little as he snapped out of his thoughts. Sapnap entered the room, seeing that Karl and Dream were already there an waiting. Dream was wearing green pyjamas with a smile on it, his trousers being white and covered with the same smile. His usual white face mask was resting on the bottom of his chin. Karl, was wearing an oversized pink jumper and beige pyjama trousers. “Hi Sap!” His boyfriend greeted to which he smiled in response. “Hey Karl!”
“You can change in the bathroom while we wait for the others.” Dream explained. “Hey! Dude I was gonna enjoy that show!” Karl joked, earning a laugh from the other two men. “Well Karl if you insist the bathroom’s free~” Sapnap flirted back, chuckling at the blush he received in return. Dream rolled his eyes but he was wheezing mimicking a tea kettle perfectly. The ravenette laughed as he left the room and changed in the bathroom.

Sapnap had a shirt that said ‘F!cking Fire’ on it with a fire behind the words. His trousers were just simple and black. He went back to the room and took a seat next to Karl on the sofa. His fluffy black hair nuzzling into Karl’s neck.

About half an hour later everyone had arrived. Wilbur had a yellow hoodie and was sat behind Dream. His legs wrapped around Dream waist and his head rested on Dreams. Quackity had laid himself along Sapnap and Karl’s laps, wearing dark blue pyjamas. George was sat on the floor with his legs crossed, he was wearing baby blue pyjamas.

“Sooooooo what do you all wanna do?” Dream started, looking around the group for ideas. “I don’t know sleep-? That’s what you normally do.” George responded voice as sassy as ever. “No that’s what you do at a sleep over George” Quackity responded, mocking the brunettes British accent when saying ‘George’. The boy sat on the floor glared up at him.

As the night went on, George drew himself away from everyone. Whether Sapnap’s the only one who noticed isn’t important.

“Ok so your turn Quackity!” Wilbur looked at the ravenette, who reached his hand out and span the bottle. After spinning for a little it came to a stop on Karl. The brunette leaned over and the two shared a soft kiss. Quackity jokingly winked at him “there’s more where that came from.” He flirted, leaving the other red and laughs from everyone else. George quickly stood up and stormed off, slamming the bathroom door behind him, leaving everyone else shocked. Sapnap quickly stood up, “I’ll check on him,” he said before rushing off behind George.

“George are you ok..?” His question landed on deaf ears.

“George.. please.. let me in..”

“...”

He lit up a little as he heard the door unlock with a click. The ravenette headed inside, upset at the sight he saw.

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Ranboo: It’s dark in here
Tubbo: I got this
Tubbo: *stamps foot, sketchers light up*

Tommy: *screams*
Tubbo: *screams back to assert dominance*
Ranboo: Should we do something about this?
Purpled observing: No, I want to see who wins

Dream: Stop asking me if I identify as gay, straight or bi, I identify as a F!CKING THREAT

Philza: Damn it Tommy!
Tommy: What? It wasn’t me!
Philza: Sorry force of habit, Wilbur!
Wilbur: Not me either.
Philza: Oh, then who set the house on fire?
Technoblade: *awkward whistles*

Quackity: You lying, cheating, piece of sh!t! Sapnap: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Quackity: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DREAM WITH ME
Karl picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

George: Hey, Sapnap can I get some dating advice?
Sapnap: Just cause I got with Karl and Quackity doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Tommy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Ranboo: You’re a hazard to society
Tubbo: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Karl ,driving Quackity and Sapnap: So how was your day?
Quackity: We almost got surprise adopted!
Karl: What?
Sapnap: We almost got kidnapped.
Karl: Oh, okay.
Karl: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

George: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Wilbur: We got spring water
George: NO.
Dream: with EXTRA minerals
Wilbur: it's like licking a stalagmite
George: DON'T COME HOME.
Dream: Mmmmm cave water

Dream: Sapnap kiss the person who you think is the prettiest
Sapnap looking at Karl: Karl?
Karl, blushing: Y-Yes?
Quackity: *outraged in the background*
Sapnap: Move I’m going for the mirror

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Sapnap immediately crouched down next to the smaller man and wrapped his arms around him. Rubbing his back gently as George softly sobbed into his shoulder. “I-I- I f!cking hate it!” He spat, “I’m so f!cking stupid!” Sapnap looked at him. “No George no, why would you say that?” The British man looked at him, eyes red and puffy, “I love them! I-I love them both!” Sapnap’s eyes widened. He always thought his crush on Dream had never subsided and he was correct.

See, Dream and George used to date a few years back. Before Karl and Sapnap started dating Quackity or been together long. They were happy but at some point Dream called it off, saying ‘They were better off as friends and someone better deserves you.’ George was heart broken and had came crying to Sapnap about it. The ravenette just never noticed he caught feelings for Wilbur in the process.

“Wait them? As in you like Dream /and/ Wilbur?” Providing emphasis on the ‘and’ “Yes you pr!ck wanna say it louder?” George snapped, glaring at him. The ravenette held his hands up in a surrendering manner. “Why don’t you tell them?” He asked lowering his hands receiving the same death glare from George. “Oh yeah, Hey Dream it’s me your ex, I know you and Wilbur are dating now but I have a massive crush on both of you.” He ranted sarcastically. Sapnap sighed. “Fine, you don’t have to tell them yet just at least come and chill with us.” George stared for a moment before muttering, “fine I guess..”

Dream looked up as George and Sapnap came back in. George’s eyes were red and puffy as if he’d been crying, worrying him but he didn’t mention it.

And so the night progressed on, George warmed back up to everyone again. Well, until truth or dare came around.

“Ok George,” Quackity pointed at the brit “truth or dare!” George shrugged “Dare I guess” The Mexican’s face lit up with the most evil and mischievous smile Sapnap had ever seen. “I dare you, Georgenotfound, to kiss your crush” Quackity’s grin only widened when George’s face turned a deep shade of red.

PART 1/2

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George quickly regained his calmness and shot a glare at his brother, “What are we f!cking ten?” Which stopped Quackity’s childish giggles but set off everyone else there.

Safe to say that dare wasn’t complete.
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~Give me interaction~
~~9:20am~~
Indigo: Hello? Can ppl please come online

stfu: my beloved why must thou texteth mid cuddle session

sugar baby: yeah

simp: Hello???????

Indigo: I have an announcement

poofy: Yes hi hello

technosoft: I want blackmail.

senorita: Hola

gogy: um hi

Indigo: ppl are probably lurking so I’ll say it now

Indigo: can people start referring to me with xe/xem and ali/alien pronouns pls :)

stfu: ofc!

sugar daddy: Of course dude! (Is that ok?)

Indigo: ye! men and female names are ok (to an extent w/ female)

Niki: Of course! We totally support you!

bi king: ^^^^^^^

simp: hold up let me update my pronoun log book

stfu: you have a... pronoun log book..?

simp: yeah what about it?

stfu: just kinda weird

sugar baby: ofc we fully support you

Indigo: Aw ty <3

Indigo: also can I add my brother to the chat?

simp: uh sure go for it

*Indigo added ‘Punz’ to the chat*

Punz: um hello?

poofy: ayup

sugar daddy: Quick pronouns go!

Punz: agender, any pronouns are cool w/ me

bi queen: Ayeeeee agender duo

Punz: poggg

simp: oh hi punz

Punz: hi dream

*simp re-named ‘Punz’ to ‘agender attac’*

*simp re-named ‘bi queen’ to ‘agender protec’*

*simp re-named ‘Indigo’ to ‘alien boy’*

agender protec: she protec

agender attac: they attac

*Jack Manifold added ‘Jack Manifold’ to the chat*

Jack Manifold: but most importantly he stan the Jack Manifold grind

sugar baby: doesnt rime but go off ig

alien boy: how tf?

alien boy: toms i question the people you hang out with

stfu: same 😔

sugar daddy: Rude

sugar baby: HART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES

agender attac: @agender protec

agender protec: ?

agender attac: i’m taking you out

agender protec: omg is this a date? /p /j

agender attac: it’s a date /p

agender attac: just don’t tell my boyfriend-

agender protec: yessss! i’ll dm you a meet up place :)

alien boy: aw my sibling’s making friends

stfu: they grow up so fast

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hi readers! how are you? good i hope :)

feel free to give me any nicknames (as long as they aren’t rude or offensive) but please call me Eli! i’m currently unsure of my pronouns but he/they/she/it are all good!

this is me testing fonts on here but also telling you some things about me! i don’t feel comfortable sharing my age but do know i am a minor, there is a chapter in the works and it should be posted soon!

please feel free to ask questions or send requests for anything! i have some angst in mind that i’ll write at some point! i want to try posting more so pog?

testing:

ayup

happy days

Chapter Text

agender protec:
*sent a picture*

[The picture is Punz, Eret and Purpled all at the mall in dresses/skirts. Purpled is in a black skater skirt with xirs purple hoodie. Punz is in a short- ish white dress with gold accents. Eret is in a long lavender dress with a black belt.]

poofy:
🔥

senorita:
can’t believe you got dresses w/out me going dark dhmu /hj

agender protec:
You can come next time :)

simp:
✨✨

sugar baby:
THATS MY BESTIE LOOK AT ALIEN

sugar daddy:
ali looks simply to good

stfu:
YOU LOOK F!CKING GORGEOUS

alien boy:
☺️

stfu:
the rest of you look ok ig

agender attac:
wow thanks.

poofy:
that’s normal for him

Sam:
Punz you look stunning <3

agender attac:
<3

simp:
AYO SAM GOT B!TCHES????

senorita:
YOURE DATING???? BRUH SINCE WHEN???

Sam:
A while? Didn’t I tell you?

senorita:
NO????? DAD DO I HAVE TWO DADS NOW????

Sam:
Um I guess so?

senorita:
PUNZ IM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU BTW

agender attac:
damn

agender attac:
i want authority

senorita:
cry /j /lh

Sam:
Quackity.

senorita:
i hate it here
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~Monday, 8:30~
*Sapnap created a new chat*

*Sapnap named the chat ‘Operation Dreamburnotfound’*

*Sapnap re-named ‘Sapnap’ to ‘the conductor of this operation’*

the conductor of this operation:
@everyone

we have an important matter on our hands

Tommy:
what? dreamburnotfound?

Tubbo:
sounds kinda gay

Ranboo:
It’s Dream, Wilbur and George’s ship name Tubbo

Tubbo:
ohhhh ty :D

Ranboo:
Ofc!

the conductor of this operation:
as cute as that was we have more important matters

george is pinning over dream and wilbur and i’m sick of him complaining to me abt it

this needs to be settled

Quackity:
gogy’s down bad

Tommy:
the gogster is pinning over sad music boy and mask man?

i thought george had better taste smh

Niki:
George likes Dream and Wilbur?

didn’t they and Dream break up?

the conductor of this operation:
they did but george still has feelings

and discovered that they like wilbur to

Techno:
*too

the conductor of this operation:
stfu english major /lh

Techno:
Hah. No.

But I’m pretty sure Wilbur and Dream feel the same way.

Well Wilbur anyway.

Tommy:
yea i wouldnt be surprised if they both did

Karl:
Dreams a simp

i’d bet money that you could ask him for something and he’d give it to you

Tubbo:
wait fr?

Karl:
prolly :/

Fundy:
trying this out brb-

the conductor of this operation:
SHUT

we’re getting off topic

Quackity:
why don’t u just tell george to do it?

or ask dream

the conductor of this operation:
cuz their all stupid /lh

Ranboo:
^^^

Tommy:
VOUCH ^^

Fundy:
Dream will just give it to you if you ask

i’ve found out

and i am going to abuse this power

Eret:
Fundy no-

Fundy:
Fundy yes >:)

the conductor of this operation:
OMG STFU ALL OF YOU

this is important >:(

/nsrs /nm

Techno:
I’m DMing Wilbur now and telling him to do.

He said no, should I bribe him?

Tubbo:
BLACKMAIL HIM

I HAVE SO MUCH BALCKMAIL

Techno:
Send.

Tubbo:
*sent DrunkWilbur.Video*

Eret:
That’s f!cking gold

Tommy:
andddd saved

Techno:
I told Wilbur I’d send that to Dream

Wilbur said he’d do it

the conductor of this operation:
LETS GOOOO

WE THANK TUBBOS BAKCKMAIL ANITLGBTS

Techno:
*blackmail antilgbts?

Karl:
Fire meant blackmail abilities

Quackity:
sappy i love you but ffs

the conductor of this operation:
<3

Tommy:
ew cringe

Eret:
Aren’t you and Purpled married?

Tommy:
..

i plead the fifth

Fundy:
There’s your answer
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Wilbur ——> Dream

Wilbur wastaken:
*sent TechnoTextBlackmail.png*

Dream Minecraft:
oh sh¡te

Wilbur wastaken:
Yeah-

I mean no time like the present

Dream Minecraft:
i- true

also what’s the video?

Wilbur wastaken:
SO HOW DO YOU WANNA TELL GEORGE?

Dream Minecraft:
avoiding question. ok

um- meet up w/ him and tell him?

Wilbur wastaken:
Ok I’ll dm him

Dream Minecraft:
tell them to meet us at the park

Wilbur wastaken:
Done :)

Dream Minecraft:
what’d he say?

Wilbur wastaken:
They said ok 17:00 after school

sound good to you?

I said yeah

Dream Minecraft:
yep!

Wilbur wastaken:
I gtg now

I have maths >:(

Dream Minecraft:
rip

see you later <3

Wilbur wastaken:
<3

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~Monday 10:34 am~

*stfu re-named ‘Sam’ to ‘Sam Nook’*

*stfu re-named ‘stfu’ to ‘Tommy Nook’*

Tommy Nook:
sam i wanna play animal crossing with you :(

Sam Nook:
Tommy you’re in school

You can’t

Tommy Nook:
BUT I GOT A NEW VILLAGER

THIS MORNING AND I WANNA SHOW YOU :(((

Sam Nook:
Show me at the end of the day ok Tommy? :)

Tommy Nook:
okkkkk :(((

Sam Nook:
Have a nice day Tommy /pos
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~~Bench Trio (+Purpled)~~

BritishInnit:
i’m bored

someone talk to me

Ranboo my beloved:
Tommy?

what’s up? what lesson you in?

BritishInnit:
science rn

physics is confusing like i could give more f!cks about your dead friends mothers brothers grandmother than this bullsh¡t

Ranboo my beloved:
Honestly mood

but do you need help with it or something?

BritishInnit:
please

Ranboo my beloved:
ok what’s the problem? what don’t you understand

BritishInnit:
fuck¡ng protons and shells and other fuck¡ng sh¡t i couldnt care less about

Ranboo my beloved:
oh ok!

protons have a positive charge, protons and neutrons (which have a neutral charge) are in the nucleus at the centre of the atom

the electrons are on the shells and orbit the nucleus, protons and electrons are always the same number or else it’s unbalanced and needs to be fixed

BritishInnit:
wait

so to find out the amount of neutrons in something do you take the atomic number away from the atomic mass?

Ranboo my beloved:
Yep! that’s right (:

BritishInnit:
ranboo my beloved

Ranboo my beloved:
<3 /p

BritishInnit:
<3 /p
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Tubbo ——> Eret
Tubbo:
ert

*eret

are you there

eret

f!ck

eret ols

erwt pls for fogs seake

Eret:
i’m here!

are you ok Tubbo?

Tubbo:
i cwsnt breths

hepls

Eret:
i’m calling you right now, just answer ok?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Eret clutched the device at his ear, the ringing of their phone was going to kill them with the suspense. After a couple of vibrations to her ear, Tubbo picked up. “Tubbo? Can you hear me?” Eret asked, his deep voice soft and full of concern. He heard the shuffles and a faint ‘mhm’ so they took it as a yes. “Ok I need you to follow my breathing ok?” Eret began to exaggerate her breathing over the phone. “In for 7 seconds,” She instructed “hold it for 5 seconds. And now out for 8 seconds.” She continued the gentle directions, easing the younger boy.

As they heard Tubbo’s breathing being to calm down, “Are you alright Tubbo?” Tubbo coughed slightly, “Y-yeah I guess so...”
“Tubbo.” Eret decided it was time to pull out the stern voice. “What caused you to have a panic attack?”
“..Promise you won’t laugh at me..?”
“Pinky promise.”
Tubbo giggled weakly, “Well.. I have a massive phobia of-..” He hesitated. “o-of fireworks.. a-and my teacher said we were watching a video about them f-for science and sh¡t!”
“Mhm..”
“A-and I-I told her I have an awful f-fear of fireworks. A-And-“ The boy’s voice started to break “f!ck sorry- this is pathetic.” Eret’s heart only smashed into a million pieces. “No it’s not Tubbo.” Eret reassured warmly. “O-ok.. w-well she said to j-just! F!ck I’m crying now! She just said to d-deal with it a-and it freaked me out. I-I left halfway through the video.” Eret was going to KILL this teacher. Who is she to tell Tubbo what to do? But yet, she remained calm and comforting. “That’s ok, would you like me to come pick you up? We can go get you some ice cream you deserve it.”
“I-If it isn’t a problem-“
“Of course it isn’t! Go to reception and tell them you got a surprise appointment, I’ll call the school.”
“Ok!”
“I’ll be there soon, love you.”
“Thanks Eret, I love you too.”
Eret hung up the call and rushed to get dressed, cause they’re out of school he definitely isn’t dressed! He put on a lavender blouse and black jeans, simple yet gay. She pulled on a black trench coat style jacket he had and tugged on his favourite pair of black boots. Gently placing a fake flower crown onto their head, they quickly rushed to their car.

Eret picked up the boy a few minutes later. Tubbo had obviously been crying so when Eret showed up, the boy showed no hesitation to rush and give the older man a hug. She squeezed the small boy lightly, “Lets go Tubbo.” They smiled at the boy comfortingly who returned with a weak smile of his own.
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~~Monday 14:46~~
~Bench trio (+Purpled)~

AmericanInnit:
anyone know where Tubbo is?

he’s not in maths

Ranboo my beloved:
He ran out of science crying mid panic attack last period.

I tried to follow him but Mrs. Carol wouldn’t let me.

Excuse my language but, she’s a f!cking b¡tch.

Britishinnit:
anddd screenshotted <3

but all seriousness, she is a massive d¡ckhead

she deadnamed one of my friends

Americaninnit:
what a hoe

I hope Tubbo’s ok

Ranboo my beloved:
Same, I might “go to the toilet” and ring him.

And Tommy who’s the person she dead named?

Britishinnit:
it’s not my place to say big man sorry

Ranboo my beloved:
All good! ^^

Tubbster:
im ok guys dont worry :D

i called eret and they took me out of school

Ranboo my beloved:
Good! I’m sorry Mrs. Carol was rude to you, I hope you feel better now. <3

Tubbster:
i do dont worry abt me <3

Americaninnit:
glad! now i gtg, maths is boring

Britishinnit:
rip

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Ok! before this starts, i’m gonna re do the families and stuff cause i’m confusing myself with it xD

ok so! they’re all teenagers/early 20s except Kristen, Phil, Skeppy and Bad. all (not including adults) are in education apart from Eret, Ponk, Techno and Punz.

all people in the chat find some sort of fatherly comfort in Phil, some people find fatherly comfort in Sam (Tubbo, Tommy, Quackity, Hannah, George, etc) and some find comfort in Puffy (Dream, Foolish, Tommy, Ranboo, etc) and some find fatherly comfort in Bad!

Sapnap is Bad’s biological son and Skeppy is Bad’s boyfriend so Skeppy’s like his dad but they don’t call eachother son or dad yet.

Techno and Wilbur are twins and Phil and Kristen are there parents. Tommy is also their kid, Ranboo’s home life isn’t great so they spend a lot of time there and Phil’s basically like his father.

Quackity and Hannah are siblings, Quackity’s biological parents adopted her.

Pronouns for the characters! ^^
- Tommy - He/him (afab)
- Tubbo - Genderfluid (amab)
- Ranboo - they/void/he (amab)
- Purpled - xe/he/alien (amab)
- Techno - it/its (afab)
- Wilbur - he/it/she (amab)
- Phil - he/him (amab)
- Kristen - she/her (afab)
- Puffy - she/her (afab)
- Niki - she/they (afab)
- Dream - it/he (amab)
- George - he/they (amab)
- Sapnap - he/flame (amab)
- Karl - he/they/it/tick (amab)
- Quackity - they/them (amab)
- Sam - they/them (amab)
- Punz - he/they/she (amab)
- Eret - all pronouns (amab)
- Ponk - all pronouns (amab)
- Hannah - it/rose/she (amab)
- Bad - they/it (amab)
- Skeppy - genderfluid (afab)
- Fundy - he/him, trans (ftm) ((afab))
- Jack Manifold - he/him (actually they/them but they don’t know it yet 😌) (amab)
- Let me know if i missed any characters!
anyways let’s get on with the story!
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George shivered. The cool winter air dusted his pale cheeks with a bright red. He shoved his hands further into his pockets, Wilbur better have wanted to meet him for a bloody good reason.

George looked up as he saw Wilbur and Dream come jogging over? “GOGY!” He heard the taller of the two shout, they both came to a stop infront of him. “Hi George!” said the american, Dream grinned at him and George couldn’t help but return a soft smile of his own. “Why’d you call me out here at,” they looked to check the time, “five o’clock in the freezing cold.”
“Well... Sh!t I don’t know how to say this,” Dream started, and began fidgeting with the fabric on it’s sleeves. “Well to put it bluntly! Me and Dream,” he gestured to the freckled blonde beside him “we like you, romantically and we’re wondering if you’d be open for a polyamory..?” That took George by surprise “I- holy sh¡t, pinch me make sure I’m not dreaming.” George held their arm out and Wilbur gave a gentle squeeze, “I-“ he noticed the twos nervousness “I’d love to! I-I’ve never been in a poly before, so- I don’t know how it works!” They smiled brightly at his response, “It’s ok! Neither do we but,” Dream’s tanned hand gently took George’s pale one, “we can figure it out together.” They all smiled warmly at eachother. Breaking the silence “hey can we go inside it’s bloody freezing out here.” The two looked over at Wilbur who was shivering, Dream snorted, “Sure thing, come on Gogy.”
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~~Monday 20:32~~
~Give interaction pls~

*Niki added ‘HannahxxRose’ to the chat!*
*Niki re-named ‘Niki’ to ‘gaslight’*
*gaslight re-named ‘Puffy’ to ‘gatekeep’*
*gaslight re-named ‘HannahxxRose’ to ‘girlboss’*

gaslight:
GASLIGHT

gatekeep:
GATEKEEP

girlboss:
GIRLBOSS

senorita:
OH FOR F!XKS SAKE OFC ITS YOU

gatekeep:
Quackity what do you have against our girlboss >:(

girlboss:
OMG QUACKITY??? JAONCTXRUXUTVEO

senorita:
OMG HANNAH I LITERALLY HATE YOU WTF

girlboss:
HAHA

gaslight:
i’m confused what’s their issues with eachother?

arson pog:
theyre siblings lul

gaslight:
oh- i see now

arson pog:
lol

senorita:
OMFG I LITERALLY HATE YOU
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Tommy ——> Techno

Child:
techno can i borrow one of ur hoodies

like the massive ones

Blade:
Sure, why?

Child:
i need to take off my binder

but dysphoria go brrr

Blade:
Ah I see, I should take my binder off too.

But why mine? You normally borrow Wilbur’s?

Child:
idk dysforia real bad

and yes take off ur binder

Blade:
Ok come into my room and get one.

If you’d like we can watch movies together?

Child:
pls

and can we invite wilbur

i rlly want to hug u both

Blade:
Aww look your soft

Child:
Replying to:
If you’d like we can watch movies together?
ayo this u

Blade:
If you don’t tell I won’t.

Child:
done
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Tommy creeped into his older sibling’s bedroom where Techno and Wilbur were waiting for him. “Knock yourself out kid.” Techno deadpanned gesturing to its wardrobe that was full of its oversized hoodies. Tommy took out a black one that had a red skeleton chest on it. He slipped it over his blonde locks and smiled slightly as it hid his chest. He looked at when Wilbur asked, “What are we watching then siblings.”
“Let’s watch the Truman show!” Tommy jumped in, before the Techno could get a word in. “The what?” Wilbur and Tommy looked at Techno like it was mental. “What are you loosers looking at?”
“You’ve never seen Truman show?”
“No??”
Wilbur gasped dramatically, “Tommy. Grab the remote.” Tommy rushed for the remote and immediately stuck the movie. “Prepare to be wowed.” Techno rolled its eyes. Tommy slipped his way in between his two siblings.
“Can we watch heathers after?”
Techno scoffed, “Theatre nerd.”
“Oi! Don’t diss heathers that musical has some bangers!”
“Theatre nerds.”
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Chapter Text

give interaction pls

Punz ——> Sam
~Wednesday 13:06~

Punz:
sam i need to talk to you about something

Sam:
sure what is it?

Punz:
now don’t be upset about this but i think we should see different people

i just don’t love you anymore

but i still wanna be friends

and you’re lovely anyone would be lucky to have you just im not the one

sorry sam

Sam:
Wait really?

Punz:
yeah sorry

Sam:
No it’s fine! I actually wanted to break up with you but was too scared to say

I don’t have feelings for you anymore either

Punz:
no fvcking way really?

Sam:
Yeah xD

Punz:
ok so we cool?

Sam:
We cool 😌
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Give me interaction pls
Wednesday 20:37

(‘simp’ re-named ‘simp’ to ‘masky’)

masky:
been hyper fixated on creepy pastas recently

and i thought the name masky fit for me

sugar daddy:
OMG SAME

I’ve been so hyper fixated on creepy pastas and like ghost stories recently it’s unreal

masky:
yoo gang?????

sugar daddy:
YES

Tubbo thinks it’s weird :(

masky:
D:<

rude

sugar daddy:
Bro Ikr?

masky:
wanna come over and hyper fixate together

sugar daddy:
Yes absolutely

...Where do you live??

masky:
you know??? where i live???

sugar daddy:
I literally have the memory of a goldfish that’s been ran over several times

I have no idea where you live

masky:
lmao

i’ll dm it to you :)

sugar daddy:
Thanks! :D
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Thursday 6:58am
Give me interaction pls

sugar baby:
hey... @Tommy Nook was there hw in 4 geo 2day?

she/they today btw

Tommy Nook:
i had a stroke reading that holy sh!t

and no we didn’t you’re good

i do need to copy ur biology answers tho

sugar baby:
....

what bio answers..

Tommy Nook:
...

@sugar daddy RANBOOB

@sugar daddy

@sugar daddy

@sugar daddy

sugar baby:
@sugar daddy

@sugar daddy

@sugar daddy

@sugar daddy

@sugar daddy

BELOVED

sugar daddy:
OMG WHAT

Tommy Nook:
we need biology answers

sugar baby:
boo pls-

sugar daddy:
*sigh*

[sugar daddy attached one image]

[sugar daddy attached one image]

There, both sides

sugar baby:
thaksm boo your actually the best <3

sugar daddy:
<3

Tommy Nook:
ew

romance

sugar daddy:
DONT TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT >:((

sugar baby:
yeah dont talk to me like that

b¡tch

Tommy Nook:
i hate it here.

Chapter Text

give me interaction pls
Friday 1:00am

’poofy re-named ‘poofy’ to ‘wimblur sootcase’

wimblur sootcase:
having a horror movie marathon tonight (8pm), anyone wanna come???

masky:
sorry hun i can’t come :(

i have fencing practice

wimblur sootcase:
that’s ok :)

senorita:
ILL COME

wimblur sootcase:
POGGG

NO ONE ELSE IS INVITED JUST BIG Q /lh

masky:
i don’t think anyone else is online anyways :P

senorita:
WERE POPPING OFF
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give me interaction pls
Friday 7:08am

arson pog:
well that happened

anyone wanna come over and mock sh1tty rom coms?

Techno:
...

@Tommy Nook

Tommy Nook:
....

one of us

one of us

Techno:
one of us

one of us

arson pog:
yes. yes. yes.

loving everything about this

Techno:
Us.

To you.

8pm sharp.

Expect us.

Tommy Nook:
>:)

arson pog:
bring some snacks and we have a deal

Tommy Nook:
sold.

Jack Manifold:
wtf did i just witness

Tommy Nook:
jack your coming w/ us now

i need a fellow brit on hand

Jack Manifold:
no?????

Tommy Nook:
OONDIA WHY NTO????

Jack Manifold:
know wgat sure

im too tires to deal with this rn

arson pog:
wgat

Techno:
wgat

Tommy Nook:
wgat

Jack Manifold:
shut
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Jack sighed fondly, shaking his head at his friends antics. He frowned. He couldn’t get this feeling out his head that he just didn’t sound right. He flopped back onto his bed and looked at his phone again. He pulled up google and typed in the search bar ‘what does it mean if i don’t like my pronouns’ and the results were wide spread. Jack clicked the first link, which sent him to a reddit post.

He scrolled through until he found an answer,
If your pronouns don’t sound right you probably aren’t cis, sorry bud! Jack chuckled lightly and continued to read through.
If your afab maybe try using he/him pronouns or they/them. Or even neopronouns! Same for if you’re amab, try giving she/her or they/them a go! There’s many pronoun dress up websites to try them with or you can ask a friend! Either way, testing out the pronouns may be good for you! I hope this helped :)

“She her or they them?” Jack wondered aloud, searching for one of those ‘pronoun dress up’ websites the person had talked about. Jack quickly found one and inputed the she/her ones.

”Jack is one of my best friends! She always tries her best and she really brightens my day.”

Jack smiled, she liked the she her which isn’t something she expected. Jack quickly inputed the they/them pronouns to test those too.

”Jack is one of my best friends! They always try their best and they really brighten my day.”

Jack smiled again, but they liked them both. Surely there was a name for that. Demi girl was it? She quickly googled the definition for demi girl and was please that she was right. Score for Jack Manifold! Jack. She didn’t know how much of a fan they were of that name now but they’ll talk to their friends about it. She’s completely forgotten about school but they can call in sick later. Pros of almost never having parents around.

They pull out their phone again and quickly pulls up messages with someone extremely close to her.
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Friday 8:43am

and make it double:
niki

niki

are you online?

niki pls

prepare for trouble:
Whats wrong Jack

Is something up

and make it double:
ok so

fuck

prepare for trouble:
Its ok you can tell me :)

and make it double:
ok i like she/they pronouns

and i wanna change my name

prepare for trouble:
Really! Im so happy for you

What name did you have in mind?

and make it double:
i don’t know

that’s why i decided to message you

prepare for trouble:
Ok I’ll google some unisex names :)

and make it double:
thanks i’ll do the same

prepare for trouble:
Do you want it to be kinda similar to your name

Or something completely different

and make it double:
umm

something kinda similar ig?? i’m not bothered really

prepare for trouble:
What about something like Jackie?

Or Jaqueline?

and make it double:
i kinda like jaqueline

prepare for trouble:
I have some starting with j so they’re similar to yours already

Jayne

Jade

Jasmine

Jaelynn

Jaycee

Um that’s all I got for now but I’ll keep looking later!

Class starts soon

and make it double:
sh1t forgot you were at school

sorry for bothering you :/

prepare for trouble:
Girl.

With all due respect.

I would die for you, you aren’t being a bother

and make it double:
thanks niki

:)

prepare for trouble:
Anytime!

Youre like a sister to me

Just make sure to let me know what name you prefer :)

and make it double:
will do <3 /p

prepare for trouble:
<3 /p

Chapter Text

Sapnap was sprawled across the sofa waiting for Tommy and Techno to arrive. Flame had some movies ready to go, and his parents were out on a date so it would just be the three of them.

He quickly looked up as there was a knock at the door, he walked towards it and opened it. Revealing snow covered, Techno and Tommy. “Mind lettin’ us in?” Techno asked, voice monotone as ever. “Yeah! It’s fucking freezing out here.” Tommy complained, rubbing his arms. Techno was wearing a baggy, dull, red hoodie with ripped black jeans. Their platform boots clinked as they walked.

Tommy was wearing a beige jumper which had a collared shirt underneath. Tommy had on black jeans and black trainers. Sapnap assumed he’d stolen it from Wilbur’s wardobe. Sapnap flameself was wearing his dad’s black and red hoodie, as his dad was very tall, he wore it like a dress.

“Sure get in here!” He stepped to the side and allowed the two siblings in, flame noticed the plastic bag of which Techno was carrying. It held the bag up and announced “We brought snacks.”

After the two had got settled in the three took to the sofa. Techno was sat with their back on the armrest, leaning its arm on it behind them. Tommy and Sapnap however, had decided to sit the otherside of the sofa. The two snuggled under a grey fluffy blanket. All of them took pride in making fun and adding a running commentary as they watched the rom-coms. Often, Techno would point something out and predict what would happen next, and when it happened they would say “See? I coulda written this movie.”

Tommy would declare what characters were called, even if their name had already been said.
“Oh no Clementine!”
“Tommy she’s called Rebecca.”
“No Clementine.”
“Just leave it Sapnap, he does this.”
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Rocket Duo 🚀
21:00

and make it double:
ok so
i found some names i want to try

prepare for trouble:
Oh what ones

and make it double:
ok so i have
jamie
jade
emilia
and i also kinda like evelyn

prepare for trouble:
Ooo ok I can test them for you if you want

and make it double:
please

prepare for trouble:
This is my friend Jade, she’s super cool but sometimes they’re also a massive dumbass

and make it double:
like the name, not so much the sentence

prepare for trouble:
This is my friend Emilia, she’s super cool but sometimes they’re also a massive dumbass

and make it double:
crossing that one off the list

prepare for trouble:
This is my friend Jamie, she’s super cool but sometimes they’re also a massive dumbass

and make it double:
ok the euphoria

prepare for trouble:
This is my friend Evelyn, she’s super cool but sometimes they’re also a massive dumbass

and make it double:
i like jamie the most

prepare for trouble:
SO HAPPY FOR YOU :D

and make it double:
OABURKAN THANKS

prepare for trouble:
When do you want to tell people

and make it double:
i’m not sure

don’t wanna tell loads of people cuz i don’t wanna be over crowded ya know?

cause anxiety go brrrr

prepare for trouble:
Lmao yeah I understand

Do you wanna come over and try on dresses

Puffys coming too btw

and make it double:
fucking please

prepare for trouble:
Do you want me to get puffy to pick you up?

and make it double:
uh please

can she pick me up outside that mcdonald’s?

prepare for trouble:
She’s on her way :)
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