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1:35 PM
Tanjiro Kamado created the chat “My Best Friends!! :D”.
Tanjiro Kamdao added Nezuko Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma, and Inosuke Hashibira to “My Best Friends!! :D”.
Tanjiro Kamado: Yay!! We finally have a place where we can chat with each other anywhere!! (＾ω＾)
Nezuko Kamado: Oh yay! This is going to be fun! ｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Inosuke Hashibira: GIV ME MOD YOY FUCK
Zenitsu Agatsuma: PLEASE NO HE’D BE A SHIT MOD
Inosuke Hashibira: SHIT THE FICK UP DODITP BOY NO ONE ASJRD YOU
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Trying to read that gave me a stroke
Inosuke Hashibira: ILL GIVR YOY A STROKE
Zenitsu Agatsuma: PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU TO USE VOICE TO TEXT SPEECH, MY EYES ARE IN PAIN FROM YOUR SPELLING MISTAKES
Tanjiro Kamado: You should turn on autocorrect if you don’t have it already!! It’ll fix your spelling errors!!
Inosuke Hashibira: AYTO IS FOR TGE WEAL
Zenitsu Agatsuma: THE ONLY THING THAT’S GETTING WEAK ARE MY EYES THAT ARE GETTING SUBJECTED TO THIS TORTURE
Insouke Hashibira: SHIT UP YOY FUCMING IGNORAMUS
Zenitsu Agatsuma: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT WORD, LET ALONE EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS???
Inosuke Hashibira: I READ THE DICKXIANAREE BITCH
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Not you claiming you read the dictionary when you can’t even spell it -_-
Inosuke Hashibira: SUCK MY TESTICLES
Zenitsu Agatsuma: SERIOUSLY HOW
Tanjiro Kamado: Guys, enough!! No fighting!! I want good vibes in this chat, and you know Nezuko doesn’t like it when you fight in front of her! >:C
Nezuko Kamado: (´∩｀。)
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Aaaaa I’m sorry Nezuko-Chan!! I promise to try and not fight in front of you again!!
Inosuke Hashibira: SIMP
Zenitsu Agatsuma: STFU
Tanjiro Kamado promoted Nezuko Kamado to Moderator .
Tanjiro Kamado: Nezuko, please help me keep these two in check (￣Д￣；；
Nezuko Kamado: (＾＾)ｂ
Tanjiro Kamado: :0!!
Tanjiro Kamado: I should add Kanao and Genya to the chat too!! That way we can bond with them more ^^
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Isn’t Genya that one aggressive dude who tried to fight you on the first day of school
Tanjiro Kamado: Yeah, but he’s really nice once you get to know him!! We’ve been talking lately and he’s actually chill ^^
Tanjiro Kamado: And you guys already know Kanao from homeroom!! We worked with her on a project once!!
Tanjiro Kamado: Is that okay with you guys?
Nezuko Kamado: Mmhm!
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Sure
Inosuke Hashibira : AS LOBG AS IM THE BETTER MENBET IN THIS CHAT
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Not by a long shot
Tanjiro Kamado: Okay!! Let me just DM them first to see if they’re comfortable with joining!!
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2:30 PM
Tanjiro Kamado: @everyone Update!! They all said yes, I’m gonna be adding them now (≧▽≦)
Nezuko Kamado: ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆
Tanjiro Kamado added Kanao Tsuyuri and Genya Shinazugawa to “My Best Friends!! :D”
Nezuko Kamado: Hi!!
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Hello Kanao-Chan!!!
Zenitsu Agatsuma: And Genya
Inosuke Hashibira: SIMP
Zenitsu Agatsuma: TANJIRO CAN YOU PLEASE KICK HIM OUT
Tanjiro Kamado: Guys, I said no fighting!!
Tanjiro Kamado: Kanao, Genya, I’m really sorry about them!! I swear the chat won’t be like this every day (-∧-；)
Tanjiro Kamado: Are the both of you okay by the way? Neither of you have typed anything yet （；・д・）
Kanao Tsuyuri: Aaaa sorry ! I’m just a lil nervous , that’s all ^^”
Kanao Tsuyuri: I’m not really in that many gc’s that aren’t just for school purposes , and even online I still have trouble speaking to people I’m not really close with , so it’s a lil hard QAQ
Tanjiro Kamado: Aww, that’s okay!! We’ll help make sure you feel right at home here!!
Nezuko Kamado: Yeah!!
Tanjiro Kamado: @Zenitsu Agatsuma @Inosuke Hashibira You two better not scare Kanao with your constant bickering!! Please, if you’re going to argue, take it to DMs (｀ε´)
Genya Shinazugawa: Sorry for not typing earlier, I had to calm Aniki down and stop him from breaking his monitor
Genya Shinazugawa: Again
Tanjiro Kamado: Oh no!! What happened with Shinazugawa-san?
Genya Shinazugawa: Apparently he was playing Minecraft with some of his friends, and one of them killed his wolf
Genya Shinazugawa: Again
Inosuke Hashibira: BWAHAHAHA
Nezuko Kamado: Aww no!!! (ＴД T) Poor doggy;;
Zenitsu Agatsuma: OF COURSE INOSUKE LAUGHS ABOUT IT HE FUCKING KILLED MY DOG BEFORE TOO
Insouke Hashibira: CAUDR YOY KILLRD MY FUCKING PIGS
Zenitsu Agatsuma: THOSE PIGS WERE IN THE BARN THAT IS SHARED BY THE ENTIRE SERVER TO GET FOOD THEY WERE NOT YOURS
Tanjiro Kamado has muted Zenitsu Agatsuma and Inosuke Hashibira for one hour!
Insouke Hashibira reacted with “ 🖕 ”
Zenitsu Agatsuma reacted with “ 😭 ”
Tanjiro Kamado: Moving on from that, I’m sorry about your brother’s wolf! Hopefully he has enough bones to tame another one!
Genya Shinazugawa: Another wolf added to their server’s graveyard, the death count in that server is way too high man
Kanao Kocho: Makes sense since my sister is in that server as well...and she definitely loves to troll others when it comes to gaming…
Tanjiro Kamado: Either way, welcome to our chat!! I hope we can all get along ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
Nezuko Kamado: The best friends chat!!!! :D
Kanao Tsuyuri: Awww ^^
Genya Shinazugawa:
I think I’m contracting diabetes from you