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the adventures of tiny loki and thor (and friends)

Chapter 363: Christmas: brothers make the best AND worst friends, how's that

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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"That's, uh...anything I say about this will get me stabbed, but I feel like that would kind of prove my point."

"And you spent most of our lives not listening to me except when I was saying something you wanted to hear, including when it nearly got me and your friends killed, so do you really want to make this a competition?"

"That's...fair."

Notes:

Marvel will retcon the Odinsons' early years over my dead body (glaring directly at you, What If writers)