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[12:52 AM]
Chat Noir is typing…
Chat Noir: hey, bug! ik you’re probably asleep, but i just wanted to say that i love you lots and you kicked major ass tonight❤️ pound it (virtually)👊🏻
Ladybug: actually heading to sleep now, chaton. thanks for the love. you’re the best partner ever!❤️ pound it👊🏻
Chat Noir: well, i won’t keep you up. just wanted to say that you ROCK😉
Chat Noir is typing…
Chat Noir: get it?
Chat Noir: because the akuma
Chat Noir: was a rock???
seen by Ladybug
Chat Noir: ok i see how it is😔
Chat Noir: no one appreciates me
Chat Noir: just a lonely kitty
Chat Noir: all alone…
Ladybug: go to sleep, Chat. my phone won’t stop buzzing, it’s driving me nuts
Chat Noir: wtf
Chat Noir: why is your phone not on silent
Chat Noir: are you actually 70 years old under your mask☹️
Ladybug: oh my god. i leave it on for emergencies. turning it off now so if you die sucks for you :/
Chat Noir: a typed out emoji??? you are actually 70 aren’t you
Chat Noir: i’ve uncovered your secret
Chat Noir: alert the media: Ladybug broke out from local nursing home. pls be on the lookout for missing grandmas🧐
Ladybug: ur the worst. going to BED.
[2:06 AM]
Chat Noir: love you, my lady❤️
🐞 🐱 🐞
[9:35 AM]
Ladybug: love you too, kitty. even if you send me annoying texts in the middle of the night😒
Chat Noir saved a chat!
Ladybug: damn that’s for blackmail purposes isn’t it
Chat Noir: i’ll never tell
Chat Noir: also
Chat Noir: not to assume anything
Chat Noir: but shouldn’t you be in school?🤔
Chat Noir: unless you’re texting in class
Chat Noir: in which case i approve
Ladybug is typing…
Ladybug: shit!!!! sjdjdkd
Ladybug: look what you did
Ladybug: i am literally sprinfing wtf
Ladybug: sprinsying
Ladybug: SPRINTING. can’t run anf typw
[12:45 PM]
Chat Noir: i live to serve, my lady😽
seen by Ladybug
[12:46 PM]
Adrien Agreste: Hi, Marinette! I noticed you were running late to class today. Hope you’re doing okay!
Marinette: Hi, Adrien! I’m doing really good, just slept through my alarm haha. Thanks so much for checking in😊
Adrien Agreste: Anytime, Marinette.😄
[12:50 PM]
Marinette sent a screenshot!
Marinette: alya ahdkdkfjfldld
Marinette: he’s so sweet😭😭😭
Alya: girl, breathe. but yes he’s v cute
Alya: damn yall got the proper punctuation and grammar and everything
Marinette: idk i think thats just how he texts
Marinette: i dont want to scare him off so im matching the vibe
Alya: aww
Alya: young love🥺
Marinette: 🖕🏻
[4:00 PM]
Ladybug: patrol tonight?
Chat Noir: duh
Chat Noir: why would i be doing anything else
Ladybug: chat why do you never have plans
Chat Noir is typing…
Ladybug: shit sorry was that rude
Chat Noir: just looking forward to spending time with you, my lady❤️
Chat Noir: no ur ok
Ladybug: thats
Ladybug: really sweet, chat
Ladybug: i like spending time with you too. you’re the best friend ever❤️
Chat Noir: you too. see you tonight!😊
[4:05 PM]
@adrienspriv: love being friendzoned for the 6384849494th time!!🙃
@ninoooooo: damn bro that sucks. im here if you need to talk
@adrienspriv: that’s ok, man. thanks tho, ur the best💙
@ninoooooo: anytime!💙
[10:45 PM]
Ladybug: finally was able to get out of the house. u still down to meet?
Chat Noir: im already here! usual spot😊
Ladybug: crap im so sorry im late
Ladybug: i feel awful
Chat Noir: it’s alright! like u said i have no life hahahaha
Ladybug: i feel like that was one ha too many
Ladybug: i really didn’t mean it like that when i asked why u didnt have plans. i was just curious
Ladybug started a call
[11:15 PM]
call ended.
[12:17 AM]
Chat Noir: is it ok if i make the gc now? ur still down right?
Ladybug: i mean everyone’s probably asleep
Ladybug: but sure go for it
Chat Noir: my lady we are all teenagers. im sure no one’s asleep lol its barely midnight
Ladybug: whatever u say😂
[12:18 AM]
Chat Noir started a group chat with Ladybug, Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Chloe Bourgeois✨
Chat Noir named the chat the coolest ppl in Paris😎
Ladybug renamed the chat Miraculous Heroes
Chat Noir: 😕
Chat Noir: anyways, hey guys! lb and i wanted to start this chat for “professional purposes”
Chat Noir: but mostly for fun!! 😊
Ladybug: don’t listen to him. it’s for team bonding and communication only
Chat Noir: ur the worst
Chat Noir: jk u kno i love u
Chat Noir: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Chloe Bourgeois✨: save it for the private chat, Chat Noir🙄
Chloe Bourgeois✨: also it feels a little weird to be the only one using my personal account. is it ok if i change my name
Chloe Bourgeois✨: that question was directed to ladybug, ofc. i could care less about the rest of you.
Ladybug: please be kind to your teammates, Queen Bee. and whatever you’re comfortable with is fine!
Chloe Bourgeois✨ changed their name to Queen Bee✨🐝
Queen Bee✨🐝: sorry, Ladybug.
Ladybug: no problem.
Chat Noir: wait we can add emojis to our name
Chat Noir changed their name to Chat😎😼
Chat😎😼: awesomeeee
Ladybug: oh god
Rena Rouge: hi everyone!!!! so excited to get to know you all better!
Rena Rouge changed their name to Rena🦊
Ladybug: thanks, Rena!❤️
Rena🦊: ❤️ @Ladybug
Carapace: sorry im late to the party, dudes. can’t wait to talk to u all more
Carapace: even u chloe
Queen Bee✨🐝: what did i ever do to you?🙄
Carapace: …
Carapace: things
Carapace: that must not be named for identity reasons™️
Carapace changed their name to Carapace🐢🤙🏽
Ladybug: well now i feel left out haha
Ladybug changed their name to Ladybug🐞
Ladybug🐞: anyways, im sure everyone wants to get to bed soon since its late. i just wanted to say that im glad to have you all as teammates and im excited to work more closely with all of you in the future!❤️
Rena🦊: lb ur fine haha its barely midnight. but im excited too!! go team❤️
Chat😎😼: ha @Ladybug🐞
Chat😎😼: u guys are the best. chat out✌🏻
Queen Bee✨🐝: ew
Queen Bee✨🐝: sorry just threw up in my mouth a little bit
Queen Bee✨🐝: but you guys are alright i guess. except for @Ladybug🐞 bc she is obviously the best❤️❤️
Ladybug🐞: …
Ladybug🐞: thank you, Queen Bee.
Carapace🐢🤙🏽: yall are the best!! good night bros
Ladybug🐞: good night, everyone.