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[microphone fiddling]
- Okay, it’s on, I think! The little red light is blinking.
- (sweetly) Ooh, this is so exciting! You got the ropes on yet, honey?
[carpeted footsteps, bed creaking]
- (slightly more distant) Oh, here, I got it. Tell me if it’s too tight.
- [rope fastening]
- God, I can’t believe it, our first ever sex tape as a married couple! This is gonna be SO hot.
- Especially since we’re gonna roleplay! I’ve had this little fantasy of mine since we started dating and now we’re finally doing it! [small squeal]
- Oops! Sorry, baby. I’ll pay attention.
- And… there. Is that good, sweetie?
- [kiss] Mwah. You look SPLENDID all tied up like that. Don’t worry, it won’t be for long.
- Let’s get started then. And remember, the safe word is “cannoli.”
- Now, then… [clears throat]
- (getting into character as a cheesy noire cop) Well, look what we have here. The head honcho of New York’s BIGGEST crime syndicates is finally under MY jurisdiction.
- Caught you all by your lonesome self here in this warehouse… fell for my bait, hook… line… and sinker.
- And don’t bother waiting for your mafia gang. Most of them are already rounded up by my boys at the precinct.
- Your little crime spree is at an end. And you’re about to be locked up for a very, VERY long time.
- But I’m not an unreasonable cop. I think I can be… persuaded to help lower your sentence. If you’ll do me a favor.
- Solving this case had me rather… stressed. And seeing as I finally have you in the palm of my hand… I want YOU to help me relieve it.
- What do you say, buster? Time to see if you’re man enough to handle a detective like me…
[zipper opening, clothes shuffling]
- (breaking character momentarily) Isn’t this so FUN, baby? [giggle]
- Oh, right, camera’s still on. Sorry, hehe... [clears throat]
- (returning to character) My, my… it seems my pencil skirt’s fallen to the floor. Clumsy little me.
- What’s the matter, criminal? Has seeing my ass put you at a loss for words? [sultry chuckle]
- Mmm, and would you look at that… now my panties are on the ground. If you were a gentleman, you’d be looking away…
- Seems like I gotta teach you some manners… let’s start by putting your mouth to good use.
- [slight moan] One little lick w-won’t lower your charges… work that tongue a little harder.
- [shuddering moan] F-fuck, that’s better…
[moaning, feel free to improvise to lengthen the scene]
- Oh… oh, God, that’s it…
- Yeah… keep going, criminal…
- Not so tough… having me over you, huh? F-fuck…
- Busted by a cop… being on your knees, under her heel…
- Don’t lie… this f-fucking turns you on, huh…
- How nice of you to do what I ask…
- Keep this up a-and… ungh, t-they may let you off on g-good behavior…
- Oh, GOD, yes… lick my pussy just like that…
- Yes, yes, YES, go deeper… God, I love this…
- (slightly breaking character) You’re always… s-so good, babe…
- Fuck, I’m about to cum… baby, I can’t… I’m--I’m about to…!
[improv to orgasm, followed by heavy breathing for a couple of seconds]
- (panting) G-God… s-shit, g-give me a second…
- (getting back into character) N-not bad, criminal, not bad… r-really had me goin’ there…
- Seeing as you did me a solid… I’ll go ahead and… r-return the favor…
- Stand for me, convict. I’m gonna do a lot more than just lighten your sentence…
[shuffling]
- Time to see what kind of weapon you’re packin’…
[belt unbuckling, zipper opening]
- [slight gasp] Mmm… look at what I’ve found in my investigations… some hard, THROBBING evidence…
- I’m not sure my hands will be enough for this inspection… time I get a closer look at this thing… [giggle]
- [licking] Not a bad taste… didn’t expect to get spoiled with such a delicious cock tonight…
- I’ll be sure to take my time… try to figure out where this lead will take me…
[sucking noises, again feel free to improvise to lengthen the scene]
- Mmph… God, such a nice fucking cock…
- You won’t be getting anything like this in prison…
- Enjoy it while it lasts, convict…
- This’ll be the only time… mmph, you get to see a detective on her knees…
- Even if I’m sucking you off… I’ll be in control…
- Mmm—Mmph?! When did you get your ropes off?
[grunting, clothes tearing/buttons unbuttoning rapidly]
- Hey, are you ripping off my blouse?! N-now just a sec, what are you grabbing my hair for—
[deepthroat, gagging]
[coughing]
- Oh, fuck… (slightly breaking character) I-I wasn’t expecting that…
- Uh, I-I’m fine, baby, th-that was hot, keep going…
- W-wait, just a sec—
[deepthroat, gagging]
- (panting) Oh, God… you hit my throat…
- J-just… just ‘cuz you got yourself free, you think you’re in charge…?
- Do your worst… I DARE you—
[deepthroat, gagging]
- [cough] (panting) F-fuck me… i-is that all?
- I know you got more in ya… don’t fucking hold back…
- Fuck this dirty cop’s face, give me all you got…!
[facefucking for a decent period of time, gagging]
- (heavy breathing) God, yes, I’m your dirty little cop whore… and I fucking LOVE it…
- I can’t wait any longer… bend me over, pound me, PLEASE hurry up and make me your bitch.
[grunt, bed creaking]
- Oh, f-fuck, yes, this is what I’ve been waiting for…
- [shuddering moan] Oh, my f-fucking GOD… so deep…
- T-that’s it, convict… s-show me what you’re made of…
[rough, intense moaning, once more feel free to improvise to lengthen the scene]
- Yes, yes, YES, I needed this…
- Your cock feels so fucking GOOD inside me…
- God, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, FUCK me…
- I’m a slut for criminals like you… use me JUST how you fucking want it…
- Yeah… y-yeah, t-teach me a lesson… show me what you do to cops like me…
- [slap] Oh, FUCK…!
- [slap] God, YES…!
- [slap] Harder!
- [slap] I said HARDER!
- [slap] That’s it! Make my ass red!
- [slap] I’m your bitch! Don’t let me forget it…!
[repeated slaps]
- Ungh, G-God, I can’t take how GOOD this feels…!
- (slightly breaking character) Get rougher, baby! Please, PLEASE, I can take it!
- Y-YES, that’s it! More! I love it!
- Ahn~! Oh, my GOD, yes, yes, YES, rub my clit just like that!
- Fuck, baby… a-are you getting close?! I-I’m gonna cum again!
- Come on… I’m almost there! Yeah… yes, cum for me, come on, come on, God, YES!
[improv to orgasm, followed by heavy breathing for a couple of seconds]
[bed creaking]
- (panting) F-fuck…
- (breaking character) I can’t… s-shit, I can barely move…
- B-baby? Y-you, uh… g-good back there?
- [tired chuckle] I’ll take… you groping my tits… a-as a yes…
- [grunt, soft moan] Fuck me, what a mess… can’t believe how intense that was…
- [bed creaking] Come here, darling.
[kissing]
- You’re such a good switch. Oh, and don’t worry about not doing much of the roleplaying back there, your cute little outfit was enough.
- I’m so glad you’re my husband. You did AMAZING, baby.
- Guess that’s what happens when you’re being recorded, huh? [giggle]
- Oh, right, the camera! Let me go get it…
- God, I’m so excited to see it already! Can’t wait to see how the video will turn out.
[bed creaking, footsteps]
- …Huh?
[microphone fiddling]
- (genuine confusion) Hey, baby, what’s this little cap on the lens here?
[script end]