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1. Swing high, sweet frying pan by Cluck_and_Peck

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
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   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Apr 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Dwalin
   • Thorin's Company
   • Gandalf
   • Belladonna Took
   • Balin
   • Bungo Baggins
   • Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
   • Female Bilbo
   • Rule 63
   • BAMF Baggins

   Summary

   In which the Company knocks on the door to Bag-End to find a hobbit as resolute as a Baggins and as quick to temper as a Took. She would fit right in with them of course, now if only they could get her to stop threatening them every other second and sign the damned contract.

   Or

   In which being angry at having her house invaded, Mistress Baggins does her best imitation of a serial killer.

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