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Lady Palutena farting is something that everyone learns to cope and accept. But the gassy green haired Goddess of Light wasn't always fond of breaking wind... hard to believe, but at first, it posed as a legitimate problem. How, exactly? Just read for yourself, as it all started in her own home dimension...

Lady Palutena was sitting on her soon to be farting fat ass, watching her lone solider, the food loving white winged angel boy Pit, Mr. Kid Icarus himself, beating up all the monster across the Skyworld. She giggled as she watch Pit bust his butt, only to get a pleasant surprise as Pit came back to Palutena's Temple, running up to Palutena.

"That takes care of all those pesky monsters, Lady Palutena!" Pit exclaimed as he pointed at himself.

Palutena squealed cutely. "Well done, Pit! You saved the lands one more!" She winked, wiggling her left index finger. "How about you come over here, big boy..."

Pit blushed as he waved his hands at Palutena. "Whoa whoa whoa... let's not get so hasty, I just got back..." He smelled his right armpit, shuddering as he folded his arms. "And ewww, am I sweaty. I'm gonna need a shower..."

Palutena grabbed Pit, stuffing him into her big boobs. "Oh, but I love young sweaty boys! It makes me feel horny!"

Pit struggled to break free, flailing his arms as he screamed. "Lady Palutena, please, this isn't right!"

Palutena laughed as she hugged Pit tightly. "Pahaha! Nothing you say will deter me!"

Palutena's stomach growled loudly, prompting Palutena to open her eyes as she farted loudly, causing her dress to be blown upward. Palutena's eyes widened as a noticeable red blush appeared across her face. Pit pulled his head out from Palutena's chest, panting as he tried catching his breath.

"Man... that was... more cleavage... than I needed... to see..." Pit commented as he wheezed, glancing up at Palutena and tilting his head to the right as he blinked several times. "Lady Palutena, are you all right? You looked embarrassed."

Palutena chuckled nervously as she rubbed her right elbow. "Pit, let's just say that sometimes, it's not okay to hold onto things..."

Pit understood, nodding his head. "Yeah. We gotta let go of the past, and embrace the future!" He then gave Palutena a thumbs up. "We need to break new wind to uncharted territory! Cut the cheese and get a move on to-"

Palutena groaned as she felt her stomach growl again. "Oh no, I gotta rip one again..." She looked around, ignoring Pit's talking. "Gotta find a way to let one fly without Pit noticing..."

"Cut loose and just move on forward!" Pit continued exclaiming as he made ridiculous poses. "Because life goes too quickly, and it feels like one big fart!"

Palutena farted loudly again, though this time Pit witnessed it. Pit had a completely awkward face as his right eye twitched violently, his jaw dropping.

"Lady Palutena... did you just..." Pit stated as he was in complete shock.

Palutena blushed as she held down her dress, another fart emerging from her goddess rear end. "Oh, I hope Sakurai san won't notice this... I have never been so embarrassed..."

"She'll learn to love farting soon..." Pokemon's Farting Bianca stated as she was snooPING AS usual, you see, farting her way across the various worlds as she let out a huge fart on her own, disappearing as Pit wondered what had happened.

"...and that's how it all started, or in this case, farted," Lady Palutena laughed as she was farting several times while playing tennis with Dry Bowser, the skeletal reptile showing her how to play various sports as they were at Palutena's temple, of which was still covered in her fart gas, a long while after her initially embarrassing fart run.

"I still don't know how you manage to fall in love with something as disgustingly juvenile as... flatulence." Dry Bowser stated, accidentally hitting the gas producing goddess of light with the many green fuzzy tennis balls that she summoned, proving himself to be excellent at the sport. "Maybe it's something in the water, since all the Smash girls are like this."

"No, not really. Just me and Peach, which is a shame, because I would love the others to embrace their flatulent selves," Palutena laughed as she turned around and literally farted tennis balls out of her farty big butt, laughing with glee. "Can you imagine how much more fun Smash battles would be if everyone besides me, Peach, and Wario farted?"

"I don't have to imagine. That green loser in the blue overalls is almost as gas containing as you lot." Dry Bowser stated in disgust, eventually being reduced to a pile of bones as the speedy rate Palutena was farting the balls of tennis at were enough to pierce through the bony reptilian's skeletal body, of which allowed Palutena to regain her train of thought on her original moments of flatulent distress...

Several moments later, Pit tried his best to comfort Lady Palutena, who was filled with fart gas of loud and smelly proportions. Palutena was embarrassed, not expecting to be farting at all.

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In an alternate dimension similar to the one in Kid Icarus, it was another boring day for the general collection of Nintendo characters, as it simply came and went as a cool and collective night was present at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, with it being at the Skyworld setting from Kid Icarus, incidentally enough, as Lady Palutena infamously farted loudly, sitting on her green couch in her room as she sighed of relief, enjoying herself as she laughed.

"Man, I think I might officially be the gassiest Smasher in the entire mansion!" Palutena laughed as she was proud. "It took me a while, but I've finally topped Princess Peach Toadstool and Wario as the official fart factory! Now I just have to see if I could do my next devious deed..."

"Next devious deed?" Pit remarked as he walked into the room, placing his hands on his hips as he glared at Palutena. "Just what are you up to, Lady Palutena?"

Suspiciously, the Bulk and Skull theme began playing in the background as Palutena turned her head to Pit, smirking as she placed her right hand on her face.

"Oh, I was just... well, thinking of doing a little... something." Palutena remarked as she smiled, shrugging as she tilted her head to Pit. "Something for the entire mansion. A little... well..."

"What?" Pit remarked as he then could see the smirk on Palutena's face, shaking his head in dismay as he pinched his temple with his left hand. "No... you wouldn't..."

"Oh, I would." Palutena stated as she stood up, placing her hands on Pit's shoulders. "I want to be able to give everyone something while not delivering it to them through fighting. It's a little extra gift, and it's not even Christmas!"

"Well I don't want you to do it." Pit remarked as he glared at Palutena, pointing at her. "Because you told me that farts are gross and dangerous!"

"Yes, yes they are." Palutena remarked with a shrug as she smirked. "But it's all right when I do it!"

Feeling a rumble in her stomach, Palutena patted Pit on the head as she left her room, wondering who her first victim would be, with Pit gawking as he ran after her, only for Palutena to use her goddess powers to send Pit flying out of the mansion, causing him to fall off Skyworld as he screamed.

"Now... who to do it to..." Palutena thought as she placed her hands on her hips, shaking her head. "It will take a pretty darn good thought on who my first farting victim would be for me to expel my gross and dangerous flatulence on..."

Palutena released a thunderous, brassy fart, causing the green haired goddess to glare at her big butt as she felt disappointed.

"Hey! I didn't give you permission to speak!" Palutena snapped at her butt, who released more deep pitched farts in response as she sighed, shaking her head and rolling her eyes as a result.

Lady Palutena hummed as she headed down the Smash Mansion, looking for the first victim to break wind on as she paused, turning around to see Link, Marth, and Fire Emblem's Roy in the swordsman room, with the three of them all watching a daytime soap opera together.

"Ryan's totally gonna hook up with Bob," Link stated as he had his arms folded together.

Marth scoffed as he had several boxes of tissues surrounding him. "Uhh, no! Bob has affections for Lucinda, he's not just gonna get hitched with Ryan!"

"What I wanna know is what happened at the barn. Three episodes, and they haven't shown it!" Roy exclaimed as he was munching down on the popcorn.

Palutena smirked as she slowly approached the three, anime esque swordsman, leaning over the couch with her arms folded as she glanced down at the three swordsman. "Just what are you three up to?" The Bulk and Skull theme suspiciously began playing again, setting up the tune for what Palutena was about to do.

Heh, rhymes.

"Thanks for pointing that out," Palutena sarcastically remarked while rolling her eyes, a low rumble heard in her stomach. So low that no one but her could hear it.

"We're watching manly shows for responsible adults such as ourselves," Roy remarked as he raised his red and white bucket of popcorn, looking at Palutena. "You want some?"

"...Sure!" Palutena remarked as she grabbed a handful of popcorn, munching down on it as she gulped, licking her lips. "Man, that was delicious! Thanks, Roy!"

"No problem!" Roy remarked as he glanced at the television screen, to see the commercials playing. "Can you do me a favor and do some entertainment for us?"

"What for? We can keep ourselves entertained," Marth remarked, with Link nodding in agreement.

Palutena chuckled as she moved her right hand around. "You crave entertainment, huh? Well then..." Palutena then walked to the front of the couch, spinning around as she used her powers to swap clothes with Roy, with Roy wearing her dress. Palutena took a good look at Roy's clothes on her body, chuckling as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Man, I look stylish!" Palutena remarked as she turned around, bending over and shaking her butt in front of Roy, making the red headed swordsman blush. "I wonder if these pants would puff up..." Palutena farted in Roy's face, with Roy screaming as the green haired goddess' brassy poot blew his hair back.

Link and Marth gawked in disbelief as they turned to each other, then back at the gassy Palutena, who laughed as she stopped farting, looking at her pants to see that they puffed up.

"Awesome! They did puff up!' Palutena exclaimed joyfully as she belted one more tuba toot, snapping her fingers as she had her original clothing back on, with Roy having his clothes back on as she blew him a kiss, walking out of the room as she hummed to herself. Link and Marth gave each other horrified looks as they turned to Roy, who groaned as he pinched his nose, stinking from Palutena's farting.

"Ewww! I'm gonna have to wash my clothes and myself for a week straight!' Roy cried as he felt dirty, shaking his head.

Link was going to comment as Palutena popped back into the room, farting in front of both Link and Marth as she laughed, pumping her right fist.

"Yes! I managed to get the other two!" Palutena stated as she dashed out of the room, farting all the way.

Lady Palutena was eating some vanilla ice cream as she was heading down the hallway, having gotten the three most infamous swordsmen of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion. She then felt a rumble in her stomach, her eyes widening as she released a raunchy fart.

"Uh, hey! Excuse me!" Palutena exclaimed as she glanced at her flatulent big butt, spanking it with her right hand as she kept glaring at it. "I wasn't read to let one out, you asshole! Can't you at least wait until we find a victim, buddy?"

Palutena's butt responded with a couple of high pitched squeaky farts as she sighed, placing her right hand on her hip, holding her ice cream in her left hand.

"I know that farting is fun to do, but I like to do it as a way to humiliate the others!" Palutena spoke to her butt as she glared at it. "And to spread my joy of farting with the ones who enjoy it. That's all I ask."

Her butt let out a trombone like fart in return, with Palutena murmuring as she shook her head. Unbeknownst to her is that Shulk was in the hallway, spotting the gassy, green haired goddess chatting with her fart factory.

"Dear goodness... is she talking to her butt...?" Shulk quietly told himself as he slowly backed away, shaking his head and heading the other direction.

"Huh?" Palutena remarked as she glanced up, to see Shulk running off into the distance. "Hey, wait! Shulk! Don't go!"

Palutena then slipped on some ice cream that fell from her cone, causing her to scream as she fell on her back, letting out a brassy fart that shook the entire hallway, causing several ceiling tiles to fall off as one of them landed on Shulk, the tile being strong enough to knock Shulk down, causing the Monado user to fall flat on his face. Palutena blinked as she got back up, her ice cream not having fallen from her cone somehow.

"Well... I kind of him with my flatulence... kind of..." Palutena remarked as she glanced at her Xbox huge butt, spanking it a couple of times. "You should know better than to let it rip before the victim arrives!"

Her butt belched out several more deep pitched poots, with Palutena sighing as she frantically waved the air with her right hand, trying not to smell her rotten gas as she walked over to the unconscious Shulk, bending over and letting out a wet toot that turned brassy as she made Shulk stink as a result.

Later on, after the flatulent Palutena left, R.O.B. came down the hallway as he paused for a moment, blinking as he sensed a disgusting stench. He then approached the fainted Shulk, sensing the smell coming from him.

"You need a bath. Or a shower." R.O.B. stated to the knocked out Shulk as he kept heading down the hallway, unaware that Palutena farted on him.

Poor Shulk would really be feeling Palutena's fart when he woke up. Whenever he did, that is.

Lady Palutena hummed as she was in the results room of the Smash Mansion, taking a good look around as she watched the various replays on the giant television screens. Feeling a rumble in her stomach, Palutena unleashed a massive fart as she sighed of relief, fanning herself frequently with her left hand.

"Phew! Man, that one really stunk!" Palutena remarked as she took a glance on the television screen, smirking. "And I think I know who to share my funky butt fumes with..."

In the girls' lounge room was Lucina, who was surfing on the Internet using her smartphone. She was nodding her head as she was humming to herself, hearing the Jaws theme playing in the background suddenly.

"Huh? Who's there?" Lucina asked as she turned around, scanning the room as she blinked. She then shrugged, glancing back at her smartphone as the room began shaking violently, causing Lucina to drop her smartphone. "E-eep! My phone!"

As Lucina jumped off the couch and grabbed her smartphone, she stood back up, only to be knocked on the head by a staff. Falling to the ground, Lucina groaned as she looked up, to see Palutena wearing her clothes.

"W-what...?" Lucina coughed as Palutena bent down and released several deep pitched, raunchy farts on the female blue haired sword user, causing Lucina to scream as she pinched her nose with her right hand, disgusted. "Ewww! Pal, what the hell was that crap!?"

"Oh, it was crap all right." Palutena laughed as she kept on farting, wiggling her flatulent butt above Lucina's head as she had her hands on her knees. "You know, I don't know why anyone makes fun of you for wearing this. This is tight and comfy!"

Lucina rolled back up, snatching her smartphone as she cursed at Palutena, storming off. Palutena smirked as she stood back up, glancing at her butt and patting it as it kept belching out thunderous flatulence.

"You did well, my wonderful fart factory." Palutena stated as she tapped her fingers, "Now that I got Lucina so early, I can get the others without having to worry!" She laughed as thunder boomed in the background, stopping as she released a fart that was a bit too deep pitched, her eyes widening. "...And I think I need to get new underwear. Whoops."

Will Palutena continue her farting streak?

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Somewhere in a pocket dimension in between other dimensions...

Lady Palutena groaned as she slowly opened her eyes. She felt woozy, having no memory of the events that had occurred to her.

"Ugh... where am I?" The Goddess of Light asked as she glanced around, feeling completely lose.

"Oh, you're just in a white space that's in between dimensions." Laughed another Lady Palutena, who was wearing tight green jeans.

The first Palutena farted a brassy, trombone toot in shock as she stumbled back on her gassy big butt, peeing herself in fright as the second Palutena just laughed. The former Palutena glanced at her yellow soaked dress, blushing as she tilted her head back up at the latter Palutena.

"Nice! You farted and peed yourself!" The second Palutena congratulated as she bent down and had her butt burp a foghorn sounding fart, the butt blast of gas echoing everywhere as she glanced at her other self. "I had to practice just to burp and fart at the same time!"

"...Are you me?" Palutena 1 asked as she pointed at the different Palutena.

"That's right! Lady Palutena, I'm you from the dimension that has Super Smash Brothers!" The Palutena in tight jeans remarked as she twirled around, pointing at herself while releasing bubbly farts. "And from what I hear, it seems you have some trouble with your farting problem."

"Uh... how did you know?" The Palutena from the Kid Icarus dimension remarked, standing up and dusting herself off.

"Well, it's pretty simple, to tell you the truth." Palutena 2 remarked, placing her hands on the shoulders of Palutena 1. "But like all troubles, you'll find a way to cope and deal with it. Plus, farting can be to one's advantage."

"...How?" Palutena 1 asked as she let out some squeaky high pitched farts.

Palutena 2 released a big bassy tuba toot from her farting fat ass, giggling as she had her eyes closed. "You'll see. Just keep your chin up, and don't get discouraged." She then turned around and aimed her enormous rear at her other self, releasing a deep pitched fart so rotten smelling, it instantly knocked her other self out. Getting a whiff of the sulfur like flatulence, the Smash Bros dimension Palutena blushed as she fanned the air frantically with her right hand, standing tall as she laughed amongst her slight disgust of her gross and dangerous farting. "Peeyew! Ooh, that stinks! I gotta watch what I eat, man! I'm a ticking time bomb!" She then continued farting more brassy farts as she folded her arms together, glancing up and thinking to herself. "Hmmm... I wonder if Pit ever got me that Oreo smoothie..."

Now that Palutena has greeted her other gassy self, how will she cope in her own dimension? Find out... right now.

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"...Well, I'm back to this," Lady Palutena stated to herself as she had her head stuck in Viridi's farting big butt. "At least now, I can stop having to worry much about people being concerned for my farts..."

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"That was a good chat I had with myself." Lady Palutena stated while letting loose a raunchy fart, taking in its gross waft. "Ahh... that smelled just as ripe as the last one I did to make my exit."

The Goddess of Light was humming quietly to herself as she stopped, to see that Dark Pit was conversing with Lucas, Wolf O' Donnell, and Shadow The Hedgehog.

"Just what are these freaks up to...?" Palutena asked herself as she hid behind a vase, crouching down as the Bulk and Skull theme began playing in the background.

"And that's how we're gonna get that Barney The Dinosaur knockoff." Dark Pit stated, referring to Yoshi as he held the severed head of a Yoshi doll. "Death to the Flintstones!"

"Death to the Godzilla ripoff!" Lucas joined in as he raised his arms in the air.

Wolf and Shadow glanced at each other as they blinked, turning back to Dark Pit and Lucas.

"Shouldn't we be going at this seriously? And with intelligence?" Both of the dark anthropomorphic mammal rivals stated in unison as they moved their hands around in different manners.

Dark Pit scoffed, pounding his right fist on his chest. "Ha! That's not the way of the Hot Topic Krew! We push ourselves over the edge! We become the edge!"

"Oh no... this doesn't sound good..." Palutena stated as she felt her stomach grumble, clenching her fists. "I know what I must do now."

Palutena let out a victory screech as she teleported in the air, knocking Dark Pit and Lucas on the head with her staff. Wolf and Shadow decided to leave the two Smashers behind as they just took off, with Palutena proceeding to release her brassy goddess farts on Dark Pit and Lucas, rotting the two to their rotten cores with her rotten flatulence.

And the audience that was viewing this laughed because Palutena farted and was being heroic in the Smash Mansion. For once.

Once again, Lady Palutena was merrily humming as she was looking for more victims to fart on with her gassy big butt, pausing as she noticed Mewtwo being beaten to a pulp by Arceus in the mansion's garden. She dashed to see Mewtwo whimpering in pain as Arceus just shook his head.

"Disappointing." Arceus remarked as he towered over Mewtwo. "I thought you would be more of a challenge, Mewtwo, but for all your boasting of being the 'most powerful Pokemon', you certainly don't look like it."

"S-shut up, you giant llama!" Mewtwo growled as he tried to get up, but was too weak as he fell flat on his body. "If I just... had... my Mega activated as a Final Smash..."

Arceus was going to remark when Palutena slammed herself down on Mewtwo, sitting her flatulent butt on the wounded psychic Pokemon's head as she began releasing her smelly, brassy farts, with Mewtwo screaming in more pain.

"Sorry! I just had to let out some really stinky gas!" Palutena remarked with a giggle as she slightly blushed.

Arceus blinked as he shrugged, leaving the garden and leaving Mewtwo to be farted on by Palutena, who kept pooting out her goddess gas, stinking up Mewtwo to a degree that made him faint.

"Silly Mewtwo, this is why you're DLC!" Palutena laughed above her deep pitched farting as it sounded like a tuba being played, with the garden benefiting from the methane exiting out of Palutena.

"...Well. At least I don't need to do anything." Arceus chuckled as he decided to take the odd chance of luck that was Palutena farting, willing to leave the scene, even though he enjoyed the thought of Mewtwo being tortured and turned into someone's bitch.

"Hmmm..." Lady Palutena thought to herself as she was walking through the Smash Manor, releasing barely audible, trombone like farts as the plants behind her began quivering up, the green haired goddess thinking deeply as she had her arms folded together. "You know... I bet I could fart on seven people during the course of one chapter..."

"Palutena, stop breaking the fourth wall." Male Robin stated as he walked by, reading a book about the weather. "You break it as much as you break wind. And that's terrible."

"Just my luck! Here's victim number one!" Palutena stated as she pinned Male Robin to the ground, holding down the poor magic user as she farted on his face, laughing as her farts got louder and raunchier, much to the white haired male's dismay.

R.O.B. and Female Robin were both in Doctor Mario's lab together, helping Dr. Mario out with an experiment regarding dark magic. Suddenly, Female Robin gasped as she placed her right hand on her forehead, causing the other two veteran Smashers to notice.

"Something's up, Robin?" Dr. Mario asked as he moved his hands around.

Female Robin slowly nodded her head. "Yes... I felt as if my twin brother had just gotten a horrible fate subjected onto him..."

"Any idea on who it was?" R.O.B. asked as he raised his metal arms, with Female Robin shaking her head in disappointment.

Mr. Game-and-Watch went outside the mansion to get the mail. He took a glance at the newspaper, to see an image of Lady Palutena farting on the front, with the words 'Gassy Green Goddess disturbs the aquarium', it being the newspaper's cover story. The flat, 2D black man just sighed as he shook his head.

"Damn it, Palutena..." Mr. GAW stated as he headed back into the mansion, hoping the rest of the news within the newspaper didn't stink as much.

Palutena noticed Pikachu dashing around the hallway in a race with Sonic The Hedgehog, while Kirby was raiding the snack bar in the middle. Smirking, Palutena warped over to Kirby, sitting on top of him and releasing her brassy, tuba like farts, causing Kirby to be flattened like a pancake as she got up, giving the glass protecting the snacks a simple little tap as the entire glass broke. Palutena smiled, grabbing as many snacks as possible while farting away her brassy butt bombs, bending over as it caught Zero Suit Samus, who was walking down the hallway as she got blasted into the wall by Palutena's fart.

"Damn it, Pal! Keep that tuba of yours off!" Zamus growled as she could barely get back up due to Palutena's long fart.

Samus Aran in her power suit walked by as she noticed Palutena farting her zero suit counterpart back into the wall, just shaking her head.

"...I don't even want to try and comprehend this scene." Samus stated as she shrugged and turned around, only to slip on a banana peel left by Diddy Kong.

Diddy laughed as he pointed at Samus, only to be knocked into the air by Bowser Junior, who was speeding through the hallway in his Junior Klown Kar as the red capped monkey then got mauled by an angry black Chain Chomp that shook him violently, then spat him right into Palutena's butt cheeks.

"Ooh!" Palutena stated as she glanced back at her big butt, seeing Diddy within her butt cheeks. "I knew I had to use the bathroom eventually, but I didn't know I would be baking brownies this early!" She then grunted as she let loose a fart so deep pitched, it would awake even the sleepiest creatures of the deep sea as Diddy went firing out like a bullet, breaking through a window as he fell into the moat surrounding the mansion. Taking a whiff, Palutena stuck her tongue out as she frantically waved her right hand. "Peeyew! That sudden fart was a bit too gross AND dangerous for my taste. Maybe I should get Peach to teach me how to make my farts stink less badly..."

Shrugging, Palutena got all the food she gathered and continued strolling down the hallway, continuously farting as the windows broke apart. The reason the hallway had windows? Because the Smash Mansion was like Hogwarts castle, in that it could change the properties at any given moment. Now stop bringing logic in a story about a prankster loving goddess like Palutena farting.

"Why are the girls here always so gassy?" Curiously asked a random Primid as various Smash Run and Subspace Emissary enemies were all hanging out with each other in the enemy room.

"Because they're attractive and get a lot of odd fetishes dedicated to them." Replied a gruff Clubberskull as he was flexing his bloody muscular arms, much to the dismay of the much smaller, more screamish enemies.

"Wah. This story stinks." Waluigi grumbled as he and Wario were both having donuts in the doughnut shop.

"Why? Because of that green haired girl, Palutena, farting?' Wario remarked as he was picking his nose with his right hand.

Waluigi shook his head in response. "No, because we're in it and we're barely involved!"

Both of the Wario Bros. laughed heartily as they gave each other a high five, with Jigglypuff and Ganondorf exchanging puzzled looks as they kept on making fresh donuts.

Several minutes later, Dark Pit yawned as he stretched his arms, having not gotten much sleep as he felt exhausted. "Goddamn it... I'm not ready to go fucking everyone up today..." He mumbled as he took a step out of his room, to see Palutena walking by, the green haired goddess glancing at him with a smirk.

"Hey Pittoo. Came to get your daily dose of my... elegant rear?" Palutena stated calmly as she wiggled her fat ass at Dark Pit, farting all the way with her brassy, tuba like flatulence as she innocently giggled.

Feeling a tight bulge in his shorts, Dark Pit blushed as he gave the middle finger to Palutena, shutting the door closed as he clenched his fists, gritting his teeth. "D-damn it! The gassy green giant struck again! I got morning wood... and I hate getting that!" He then took another quick peek outside, only to be greeted by Palutena's flatulent butt in his face as she farted, laughing as Dark Pit kicked the Goddess of Light in the ass, slamming the door as he headed into the bathroom, taking a shower to get Palutena's butt stink off of him.

"Man. Pittoo should did feel flustered after I farted on him." Palutena commented with a giggle as she glanced at Pikachu dashing down the hallway again, getting up and bending over just in time to fart on the electric mouse Pokemon.

"Augh!" Pikachu coughed as he got gassed in the face by Palutena. "Damn it, Pal, watch where you're aiming that thing! It's a weapon of ass destruction!"

"More like a mass weapon of gas destruction!" Palutena boasted with a laugh as she placed her hands on her hips, farting once more as the entire foundation of the Smash Mansion shook, causing the paint on the walls to peel as she kept on her merry, gassy way.

Lady Palutena farted several more typical tuba toots of deep pitched, brassy proportions as she hummed to herself, because apparently humming is the one fucking thing aside from farting that Palutena loved to do, spotting Dr. Mario carrying various boxes containing broken pieces of objects in them.

"Hey! What's up, doc?" Palutena asked as she towered over Dr. Mario, slyly smiling as she released a trombone like blast of gas.

Dr. Mario glared back at the Goddess of Light. "I have no time for Looney Toon gags, Pal. I got experimenting to do. Go bother someone else."

"Oh poo, and I was gonna give a big present for you..." Palutena baneposted as she then placed on a mask, farting at Dr. Mario as she dashed away, laughing. "Now if you excuse me, I'm off, because my flatulence rises, to crash some planes!" She let out a raunchy fart that violently shook the entire building, causing several ceiling tiles to fall down. "...WITH NO SURVIVORS."

Dr. Mario groaned as he placed on a mask of his own, with it being a white cover that doctors often used. "Damn it, Palutena... why can't you have the decency to hold those brassy butt blasts of yours in?"

"Because she has a fart fetish." Shadow The Hedgehog scoffed as he walked by, drinking Dr. Pepper while carrying a white cardboard box containing black olives and pepperoni pizza that was in the shape of his head. "Just like Peach. And Wario. And Jigglypuff. And Marth."

Dr. Mario turned to Shadow as he examined the black hedgehog oddly, scratching his chin with his right hand. "Wait a minute, hold on, stop. When the hell did Jigglypuff and Marth get a craving for flatulence...?" He questioned, with Shadow shrugging as he kept on strolling.

Alas, Palutena continued to enjoy her gas while Baneposting away... but what of her other self in the Kid Icarus dimension?

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Both of the different versions of Lady Palutena from the Kid Icarus and Super Smash Brothers dimensions respectfully were together, looking at footage that the Smash Bros Palutena specifically crafted, of instances of her farting.

"See?" The Smash Bros Palutena stated, her right arm wrapped around the Kid Icarus Palutena. "See how confident I look here?"

"...Yes, pretty... confident..." Kid Icarus Palutena stated slowly, feeling a bit nervous as she watched the footage play out.

Dark Pit noticed this and pointed at Pit, laughing. But Pit then pointed past Dark Pit, the edgy black winged angel turning around to see Lady Palutena farting in tight blue jeans, wearing a white shirt. Pit and Dark Pit both blushed madly as they both felt their shorts getting incredibly tight. Popo blinked as he turned his head, to see the gassy green goddess.

"Watch out for my sudden farts. They're gross AND dangerous." Palutena giggled with a wink as she had her hands on her big butt, letting out thunderous, brassy farts that echoed, of which sounded like tubas.

Pit wet himself again as he fainted, with Dark Pit's erection getting so strong it caused him to have a heart attack, dying in the process. Palutena pooped her pants in the process, blushing as she placed her left hand on her face.

"Oopsie whoopsie, I made a poopsie!" Palutena farted once more as she giggled, a large brown stain visible on her blue jeans as she kept producing brass music from her fart factory. "Peeyew! These smell worse than the WiiU's situation and Yoshi's eggs combined! Ha ha!"

"And here's another," Smash Bros Palutena stated as she turned on another video, which also depicted her being her gassy goddess self.

"Must you always fart, Pal?" Zelda remarked as she placed her hands on her hips, getting sick of the gassy Goddess of Light's antics.

Lady Palutena nodded as she lowered her leg, moving her hands around. "Yes! It's an awesome thing to do, and more importantly, it's the reason why the Cute Toot House has its name!" She then farted again, her toot being as high pitched as the previous gas blast.

Mario was munching on some french fries he got from McDonald's, blinking as he looked up at Palutena. "So, what's the score Flatutena? What are we to do?"

"This is a meeting... that we need to steal the hot pockets from the Hot Topic Krew!" Palutena stated as she slammed her right fist on the table. "Those emo jerks are doing it for free! They're like janitors on an anonymous image board!"

"That's... quite insulting." Silver commented as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "And just how are we gonna do it?"

Palutena smirked as she farted again, this time her flatulent outburst being deep pitched and brassy, with the other three members looking at each other in dismay.

"Isn't that just... kinky?" Smash Bros Palutena stated as she emitted a low pitched, barely audible trombone like fart.

Kid Icarus Palutena released a higher pitched, trumpet like fart in response as she blushed. "My... I never knew my alternate versions of myself could be so gassy..."

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Despite getting frequent visits from her other self, Lady Palutena was still not sure how well her flatulence would be received...

"Well... this stinks..." admitted the Lady Palutena of the Kid Icarus' universe, back in her dimension as she coincidentally farted at the same time, folding her arms together as she shook her head, not having a satisfied reaction from her big butt belching out a bassy poot. "My beautiful, white Sky World... is now a mesh of stinky green and brown gas..."

Viridi scolded Palutena, shaking her arms angrily. "Well, maybe if you didn't stink up the atmosphere so much with your tuba butt, none of this would have happened!"

"...Tuba butt?" Palutena muttered in confusion as she shook her head, towering over Viridi as she wagged her right index finger at the goddess of nature. "Now see here, missy! You're the one who wanted to punish me with farts instead of simply resetting so none of this would happen!"

"I already told you!" Viridi barked back as she let out a trombone like fart, pushing Palutena back. "Mr. Resetti gave me a restraining order! If I was to reset one more time, I would be arrested!"

As Palutena and Viridi continued farting up a smelly storm of loud proportions, the Eggplant Wizard and Thanatos sat back and relaxed, munching on popcorn and all sorts of snacks as they sipped their sodas. Thanatos then turned to the Eggplant Wizard.

"Hey, E.G.?" Thanatos asked as he rubbed the back of his head. "How can any of us be arrested if we're gods and goddesses?"

The Eggplant Wizard shrugged in response. "I don't friggin' know."

Several long hours later...

"So, the author called in," The Eggplant Wizard reaffirmed as he moved his staff up and down. "He said that we had to do one more chapter."

Everyone gasped as Palutena farted loudly again, giving herself a brown stain, much to her embarrassment.

"Another chapter of this crap?" Pit exclaimed as he slapped his hands on his head. "But why? Can't he let go of this predicament and just go break wind into new territory? I thought he cut the cheese on this story!"

"Kid, don't you friggin' start." Thanatos growled as he folded his arms. "I know it's April Fool's Day, but we could go without your smelly puns."

"And speaking of which..." Viridi growled as she glared at Palutena. "Looks like I'm going to have to make you suffer even more, Paletuna!"

Palutena screamed as she farted loudly in deep pitch with her hands on her face, then oddly staring at Viridi. "Wait, did you call me Paletuna?"

Viridi farted as she rubbed the back of her head with her right hand. "Look, sometimes I get my words mixed up..."

The Eggplant Wizard sighed as he pinched his eyes closed. "This story stinks." He muttered quietly to himself.

And so... after what felt like forever...

"...So was there any reason why this story got updated?" Thanatos commented as he yawned loudly.

The Eggplant Wizard scratched his chin with his left hand. "Honestly, no. I think the author's just toying with us."

"For crying out loud, it's not even April Fools!" Pit exclaimed as he stood up, being more annoyed than he usually is. "Why does he like doing crap like this?"

"Something smells fishy around here." A male voice pitched in, confusing everyone.

Several seconds later, it was then that a humungous Hades popped up behind the three guys, spooking them and giving a fright to Palutena and Viridi, who both farted loudly in unison, as they all looked up to see Hades smiling down at them.

"Anyway, to answer your question, Pitty Poo, it's because he ran out of material and he didn't put me in the fanfic," Hades laughed as he then turned his head to Palutena. "And I must say... for all your stink, you're much hotter when you fart."

"Well, I never!" Palutena exclaimed as she folded her arms, feeling her stomach grumble louder than it usually did.

Viridi whimpered as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh no... she's going to explode!"

"Great Scott!" Pit and Thanatos exclaimed in unison as they both gasped.

"Is that a good thing?" Eggplant Wizard asked as he tilted his head to the right.

"No, it's not." Hades sighed as he placed his left hand on his face.

"Well, this is heavy." Eggplant Wizard admitted as he shrugged.

"Make like a tree and get outta here!" Thanatos exclaimed as he screamed, running around while flailing his arms.

Everyone panicked as Palutena farted out her strongest burst of flatulence, the brassy deep pitched poot shaking the very foundation of the universe as everything disappeared, leaving only Palutena and Pit in the dark, empty void.

"Well, Lady Palutena, you did it." Pit grumbled as he glared at Palutena, folding his arms. "You really fucking did it now."

Palutena glared at Pit as she moved her hands about. "It's not my fault that I really had to let all this bad gas out of my body!" She then scolded Pit as she wagged her left index finger at him. "Besides, you should have been more supportive of me and helped out in my moment of crisis!"

Pit scoffed as he rolled his eyes, placing his hands on his hip. "Yeah, sure. Like what help could I be to stop you from farting?"

Palutena then grabbed Pit, stuffing him in her butt as she farted again, only this time she was using Pit as a butt plug. Pit screamed as he was forced to feel Palutena's farts, with Palutena giggling as she found a somewhat convenient means to stop her gassy predicament.

THE END

"I wasn't in the story at all!" Medusa growled in annoyance as she shook her fists. "Of all the insults! I'm calling Ray Harryhausen!"

Alas, it was not the true end... far from it...

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"You know, we haven't done anything fun." Stated the first Lady Palutena, the one from the Smash Bros dimension to her counterpart from the Kid Icarus dimension, both of them being in a white pocket dimension.

"Well that's splendid. I like to take a breather... from being gassy." The second Palutena suggested as she felt a rumble in her stomach, causing her to gasp as she placed her right hand on her grumbling belly. "Oh no... not again..."

The Kid Icarus Palutena farted up a storm, so much that she was emitting various Kid Icarus Uprising enemies from her brassy burping big butt, with the Smash Bros Palutena smiling as she stuck her tongue out, getting aroused by this.

"Now this is what I'm talking about," The Smash Bros Palutena stated as she patted her stomach several times, taking in as much air as possible, doing the unthinkable.

Kid Icarus Palutena could only watch in peril as Smash Bros Palutena burped and farted at the same time, both of her gassy emissions being in tuba like harmony with each other.

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"I apologize for the inconvenience of not having much to add," Lady Palutena farted as she was using her brassy burping big butt to explain, munching on something with her mouth. "But there's no new material that could fit in here. So enjoy what you're about to see!" Letting out a fart so deep pitched it sounded like an alien noise, Palutena gulped as her eyes widened, patting her butt as some more bubbly farts began emerging. "Uh oh... I better go to the bathroom before I end up baking brownies again..."

Lady Palutena sighed as she was relaxing on her flatulent butt at her fixed up temple, which required the work of many Centurions, who passed away from smelling Palutena's gas. Dark Pit appeared, his arms typically crossed as he approached Palutena.

"So, you got confirmed for Smash Bros, I see." Dark Pit remarked as he had a smirk on his face, rolling his right hand around. "How does it feel?"

Palutena responded with a brassy fart that vibrated her butt cheeks, sighing as she closed her eyes. "To be frank, I feel even gassier than I previously did. The worst part is that I don't know if it's good or bad."

"Well, you best try your best to hold in your farts." Dark Pit suggested as he approached Palutena. "Because I heard that the other goddesses have been starting to feel gassy, too."

Palutena sighed in annoyance as she placed her right hand on her forehead. "Great... just what I need, more flatulent antics."

"...By the way, where is that loser Pit?" Dark Pit asked as he eyed Palutena closely.

A rumble in Palutena's stomach followed by a brassy poot made Palutena smirk as she eyed Dark Pit. "Oh, I sent him on a 'special mission' to help me out."

Upon noticing the way Palutena said those words, Dark Pit backed away as his eyes widened, not really wanting to know what Palutena had in mind.

Lady Palutena and Amazon Pandora were both at Pandora's tower, looking down at the chaotic, dark blue sky below as they noticed all the lightning illuminating amongst the spooky tower.

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Lady Palutena farted several brassy tuba toots as she was having a farting contest with Tiny Kong, trying to see which of them was gassier as Princess Peach Toadstool farted and watched in jealousy.

"Ooh, I just hate being ousted in flatulence!" Princess Peach snapped as she had her arms folded together, with all three of the gassy girls at the Peach Gardens. "You two will never hope to top me in gas passing!"

"...that's what you think!" Palutena and Tiny Kong exclaimed in unison as they both laughed and farted at Peach, who screamed for help as she flailed her arms about.

Lady Palutena farted a loud bassy poot as she gasped, waking up as her deep pitched tuba toot woke her up, causing her to get up as she looked around, to see that she was sleeping at the ruins of where the great mall battle took place. She dusted herself off as she took a look around, shaking her head as she knew that things weren't right.

"Hmmm... I have to keep thinking straight." Palutena remarked as she spun her staff around with determination. "There must be something I have to do, but I gotta remember what it was..."

Lady Palutena farted loudly as she fanned her gas around with her staff, much to the annoyance of everyone else. 'Phew! That one was rank!"

"No kidding!" Amy Rose commented as she pinched her nose, trying to eat her plain pizza in peace.

"You think Pal's farts stink, don't even think about me after having broccoli pizza," Toadette giggled as she turned to Amy.

Amy shuddered at the very thought of such a thing.

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"Ahh... the Empire State Building..." Lady Palutena stated with both of her hands on her face, being on the observatory of the Empire State Building in Manhattan at night. "Isn't it just grand?"

Dark Pit scoffed as he had his arms folded, being hand cuffed to Palutena. "Huh. Maybe when I'm not attached to a gas bag like you."

"Oh come on, Pittoo, can't you just enjoy spending quality time with your mom?" Palutena cooed innocently as she leaned over Dark Pit.

"Oh fuck off, you are not my mom!" Dark Pit snapped as he punched Palutena in the face. "And even if you were, I wouldn't be happy to have a prank loving fart factory for one!"

"...if you insist..." Palutena muttered, using the attack as a way to justify her farting in Dark Pit's face, with the other tourists there looking at the two weird human like beings oddly as they just wanted to enjoy the view of New York.

Toadette's stomach rumbled loudly as she sighed, walking with Lady Palutena around the boardwalk during the sunny daytime at Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York. "God, I'm hungry. Hell, I'm famished!"

"I think you should take a break from being such a glutton," Palutena suggested while rolling her staff around at the speed of sound.

"...and why should I do that?" Toadette remarked as she placed her hands on her hips.

Palutena smirked as she bent over, letting out a fart so strong, it caused the boardwalk to shake violently, with her thunderous tuba toot scaring the human tourists, bugs, and seagulls away. "Because it can make you gassy, like me!"

"I take it that you would treat that as more of a compliment." Toadette remarked as she folded her arms together, puffing up her face cheeks.

Lady Palutena was driving around the streets of Queens in a van she borrowed from Smashville as she and Shulk were delivering pizza pies to the hungry customers all spread throughout New York City, mainly going through Long Island, having just gotten back from Brooklyn.

"All right, keep up the driving, Pal! I'm really feeling that we're going to do great!" Shulk exclaimed as he turned to Palutena.

"Will do - uh oh." Palutena gulped as she felt something roll around in her stomach, making it gurgle. "Having some pizza with that heavily carbonated drink wasn't a good idea..."

"What's not a good-" Shulk did not finish as Palutena farted loudly, her brassy gas causing the van to spin around as the various white cardboard boxes carrying pizza all went flying around, with Palutena and Shulk screaming as they crashed through some gates, going into the docks at the river separating the Queens and Manhattan as they fell into the water.

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"Hmmm..." Lady Palutena wondered as she stood in front of a door in a hotel with a sign on it that read 'no farting'. "I wonder if they placed this just for a big girl like me..."

Wiggling her big fat ass, Palutena bent over and let out a huge earth shattering fart that destroyed the entire hallway except the door. Palutena was confused as to why the door didn't collapse, until it fell on her, crushing and somehow killing her.

"And that's why you always listen to what a sign says," Dry Bowser explained to Toadette and a group of tourists as they walked by the rubble that was formerly the hallway, pointing at the fallen door that squashed Palutena.

Lady Palutena, Pokemon's Farting Bianca, and Princess Peach Toadstool were all shamelessly farting brassy poots from their burping big butts as they were gathered at the picnic site in the simple town of Earthbound's Onett, with Palutena letting out the loudest of farts as she used her godly powers to fan the stink away from them as they all were enjoying their gas inducing food.

"This picnic was such a good idea!" Princess Peach exclaimed after eating her strawberry banana yogurt as her farts became more trombone like, being higher in pitched.

"I know! I never have enough days to have picnics with my friends!" Bianca stated while stuffing her face with bananas as she made her toots bubbly.

"I think everyone should have a chance to spend time together like this." Palutena spoke up as her farts remained bassy. "Nothing wrong with chatting it up and eating at the same time. Oh, and farting in the outdoors!"

All three girls laughed as they kept on farting and eating, with everyone else in the town disturbed... understandably.

"Anyone wanna watch a movie?" Female Robin asked as she turned to the others.

"Depends on what movie it is," Viridi remarked as she brushed her blonde hair.

Lady Palutena popped out of the couch, letting out a raunchy fart as the other girls groaned. "I know the perfect movie. Beavis and Butthead!"

"That's a television show, you moron," Dry Bowser remarked as he was cleaning the walls of the Smash Mansion.

"Yeah, and besides, you're kicked out for being too damn smelly!" Princess Zelda snapped as she used her powers to twirl Palutena and then chuck the gassy green goddess through the ceiling, with the three girls left to ponder to themselves as Palutena was blasted out of the Smash Mansion.

"So, what are ya doing tomorrow?" Tiny Kong asked Lady Palutena as they were farting it up in the streets of New York City, with it raining at Manhattan during the night as they were joined in their gassy cacophony by Pokemon's Farting Bianca. "Since we're all out here together on this wonderfully rainy night of farts!"

"Oh. Probably gonna shit my pants intentionally." Palutena stated with the casual spin of her staff as she began releasing wet farts instead of her usual tuba like poots. "I need a way to justify doing laundry for the Smashers tonight, and I want to make it so that I have enough clothes for me to use so I can free space in my closet."

"Well, it could be worse." Bianca spoke up, letting out the deepest pitched farts of the three girls as she wiggled her hips with a innocent smile. "You could not prepare for what might pop up out of nowhere, like the time Bowser Jr. thought he was fighting K. Rool."

"You're going down, K. Rool!" Bowser Junior exclaimed as he charged towards 'King K. Rool'.

"I'm not who you think I am," 'K. Rool' spoke as he revealed his true persona beneath the convincing costume... it was actually Dry Bowser!

"Wha-" Bowser Jr. couldn't finish his statement as he was going right for the pile of reptilian bones, only for Dry Bowser to smash a powerful punch that ended up sending the young Bowser lookalike blasting off again.

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"Happy Mother's Day!" Pit exclaimed as he gave Lady Palutena a basket of fruit at her temple.

"Oh Pit...!" Palutena exclaimed happily as she hugged Pit, letting loose a giant fart that caused the temple to collapse on both her and Pit, crushing the two angels with ease.

"Ugh, when do we get to go on the ride?" Female Robin groaned as she and a few other Smashers were walking around Universal Studios Hollywood during the cool night time, with there being a huge line at Jurassic Park the ride.

"Don't worry, I got this." Palutena stated as she aimed her butt at the line of people, letting out deep pitched brassy farts that literally blew the people out of the line.

"Great! Now the ride is gonna stink, literally." Jigglypuff groaned as she wished this didn't happen.

"Hey, at least we get to ride!" Toadette exclaimed as she decided to look on the positive side of Palutena's fart predicament.

"Of course you would be happy with this..." Viridi sarcastically remarked, with it being obvious that she was annoyed by Palutena's farts, due to them being better than her own farts.

"Wanna watch me pee and fart my pants?" Palutena stated to Arceus as they were high above the Unova Pokemon League.

"I prefer you didn't." Arceus stated as he was merging cakes and donuts with each other.

Palutena simply ignored Arceus as she summoned white pants and placed them on, releasing her bassy bout of brown stain making farts in her now messed up pants as she also wet herself, much to her delight and Arceus' annoyance.

"Damn, how do you manage to have more gas than me?" Palutena exclaimed to Daisy as the two were having a farting contest in jeans, with Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans that were orange colored, but immensely brown stained, while Palutena had smaller brown stained green jeans, being at the edge of the city of Corneria.

"It's from playing all those sports and partying so much!" Daisy taunted as she bumped gassy butts with Palutena, causing both of their farting big butts to emit more bassy gas blasts that made a mess of their pants. "Plus, it helps hanging out with my fart pal Peach!"

"Preach is, sister!" Princess Peach exclaimed as she was watching from the balcony of the skyscraper closest to the sea, letting out farts in her own pair of pink pants.

"Can't you hold in your farts?" Waluigi groaned as he was trying to sell tacos at the neon lit Casino Park, getting annoyed by Palutena's farts.

Palutena's stomach growled as she got an idea, grabbing a plate full of tacos, then simultaneously burping and farting, causing the neon signs to fall down all over the place, with some of them landing on the gassy Goddess of Light, as well as crushing Waluigi's Taco Stand.

"Not again..." Dry Bowser groaned as he had just cleaned up the red carpet, now being forced to do the job once again.

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Palutena took a big whiff of the air as she was constantly farting, smiling as she enjoyed her pants pooping poots. "Ahh... nothing makes me wet myself like farting and crapping myself..." Signifying this, she then wet her pants, wearing very messy blue jeans as she laughed. "I just love being gross!"

Oh that gassy goddess knows how to stink it up.

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Lady Palutena was on the run as she needed to use a bathroom to bake some brownies, her farting becoming so contagious it broke several of the construction equipment as she was running up a construction zone, her giant goddess green hair being blown back by her bassy flatulence. The Goddess of Light spotted a green potty port resting on the tail end of a construction girder, trying not to fall despite having the means to get there instantly. She attempted to balance herself, but flailed her arms about, falling off as the wind got more powerful, causing her to fall into a pit of cement as she was stuck, with only her gassy butt managing to break though simply through the power of her farts.

"Ooh... sometimes you just gotta go!" Palutena exclaimed as she kept on farting, with her not making it to the bathroom as she left... quite the chocolate surprise, one might remark.

"Why do you love farting so much?" Pit asked Palutena as she had his nose plugged, with Palutena's farts stinking up the entire temple as they were the only ones present due to Palutena's flatulence killing off the other soldiers of Skyworld.

"Pit, I feel like you've been asking this question even more times than I've passed gas!" Palutena stated as she fanned the air with her right hand, playfully sticking out her tongue as she kept on ripping ass. "It's because even farts can bring down gods!"

"Ugh... I can tell from how my poor wings are molting..." Pit admitted as he noticed the white feathers in his angel wings were falling right off, much to his dismay.

Of course, that was one of the many answers Palutena would give, as she loved farting so much that she was complex.