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1. helping the world via murder, a guide by your local reformed terrorist by RK7200

   Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Uchiha Obito/Gojo Satoru
   • Uchiha Obito
   • Gojo Satoru
   • Okkotsu Yuuta
   • Itadori Yuuji
   • Nanami Kento
   • Dimension Travel
   • Uchiha Obito-centric
   • Obito is a Curse Spirit
   • obito is not happy about this
   • Angst
   • Gojo Satoru is a Little Shit
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • the author fucks around with cursed energy and chakra
   • Dubious Morality
   • Post-Fourth Shinobi War
   • Slow Burn
   • shibuya incident arc is on infinite delay
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • POV Alternating
   • gojo the conspiracy theorist(?)
   • Misunderstandings
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • its more like a slow boil than slow burn at this point
   • written before tengen gender reveal 2k22
   • this fic is 99 percent misunderstandings + theories and 1 percent crack romance
   • Self-Indulgent
   • this fic does not only include headcanons it has a whole headcanon buffet y'all
   • Fix-It
   • fix it tag is finally applicable

   Summary

   Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently.

   "Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next.

   On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god.

   or:

   There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of obito and jjk is occupying my brain and in this essay i will

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