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Good morning. However, "screw the morning" was the first thing that came to Sunny's mind. The worst thing that could ever happen to a hikikomori, even if he was a retired one, would be letting the sunlight even graze his fragile, perfectly fine, pale skin. For some darned reason, his curtains were opened, allowing the stupid orange ball in the sky to spew its flames toward the small boy. DAMMIT, MOM! Why'd you gotta backstab him like that? He begrudgingly crawls to the window and pulls back the curtains. Thank GOD for curtains. Once the sun was successfully repressed, he hops back into the bed. After the defeat of Omori, he got kicked out of his own dreams by the 5% more gobliny goblin, so he couldn't just laze about in bed to escape boredom. His friends also told him not to oversleep. Weak, imagine sleeping only 8 hours a day. Couldn't be Sunny. Bored.
Bored bored bored.
Omori, summoned by Sunny thinking about him earlier, suddenly pipes up from the tunnels of his temples. "Just use your phone, dumbdumb." Rude. AND RIGHT! But still rude.
Sunny grabbed the phone from the desk and quickly scurried back to bed like the gremlin he was. After tucking himself in stacks upon stacks of blankets, he turns on the air conditioning. Don't judge him. The cool breeze of the air doesn't make him feel cold when the soft blankets balance out the heat. He can see you judging. Anyway, he quickly uses his password "kel is the best" to open it up. He got this phone recently from Kel (surprisingly due to his lack of funds) right before he moved out. Unfortunately, due to Kel lacking any mental prowess, he wasn't given a password from the burger man. On the other hand, Sunny felt slightly disappointed when he guessed the password first try. Bruh. Thinking. He needs to stop thinking and get into the entertainment already.
Beep Beep.
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[Sunny <---> Kel]
Sunny: ayo the pizza here
Kel entered the Chat.
Kel: WOAH REALLY???????????
Sunny: no
Kel: :(
Sunny: stop
Kel: stop whatt
Sunny: no sad
Kel: my homie my friend my compadre my AMIGO
Kel: sad is for losers and i was simply lulling you into a false sense of security :thumbs_up:
Sunny: woah
Sunny: big words
Kel: I learned that from HECKIIN ANIME
Sunny: respect revoked
Kel: wait i thought you watched anime though??
Sunny: Prove it.
Kel: I think I saw you watching that one anime that stars these three squid tentacle women guyss
Kel: and personally I dont see the appeal since they look weird!!!
Kel: like who wants to watch an anime about squid tentacle women??
Sunny:
Sunny left the chat.
Kel: wait NO BRO DONT LEAVE ME THE CONVERSATION JUST STARTED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kel: I NEED TO KNOW IF CAPTAIN SPACEBOY: TRILOGY OF THE STARS IS CONSIDERED ANIME
<<<
Frick. He knew about the tentacle girl anime Sunny was watching. How? That was before... the accident and all of that... he even hid it from Mari for goodness sake. He swears that Kel is more observant than everyone else, but it's easy to let your guard down due to his dumb exterior. Well, he can easily manipulate it like the useless floating piece of garbage he thinks he is. If he quickly cancels the conversation, Kel should forget in no time. He scrolls through his contacts... oh. Yeah. He has more friends than just Kel.
Fun.
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[Sunny <---> Aubrey]
Sunny: auber
Aubrey entered the chat.
Aubrey: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
Aubrey: oh you aren't Kel
Aubrey: Woops. Ignore that then. Sorry Sunny
Sunny: :thumbs_up:
Aubrey: What do you want?
Sunny: am bored
Aubrey: Then stop being bored. Easy.
Sunny: no
Sunny: not easy
Aubrey: Easy for me anyway. Cant get a single blink of relaxation with the hooligans running amuk.
Sunny: Then stop letting them run amuk
Sunny: easy
Aubrey: Sometimes it's hard to remember that you can be as annoying as Kel sometimes.
Sunny: baby
Aubrey: ...
Sunny: stinky pink hair baby
Aubrey: If you think that insulting me with pitiful levels of insults would free your boredom, you would be damn wrong.
Sunny: your bunny is very cookable
Aubrey: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU DUMBASS, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THE ONLY THING KEEPING YOU FROM MY FISTS AND YOUR FACE IS THE SEVERE DISTANCE YOUR LANKY ASS IS AWAY FROM THIS GOD FORBIDDEN NEIGHBORHOOD, AND IF I COULD, I WOULD BASH YOUR FACE IN THE WALL USING A PIECE OF TREE THAT I WOULD HAVE RIPPED FROM THE GROUND FROM THE SHEER PISSERY YOU GIVE OFF
Aubrey: BECAUSE I SWEAR TO
Sunny left the chat.
Aubrey: wimp
Sunny entered the chat.
Sunny: gay
Sunny left the chat.
Aubrey: YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
<<<
Well that was fun.
But that was over just as fast as it started. Sunny was bored again. Super bored.
Hmmmm. Surely the plant boy has something funny to say. Oh. He left 500 messages in his DMs. Yeah. He's not going to read all that.
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[Sunny <---> Basil]
Basil: And then you add in the fertilizer, but make sure you add the proper ingredients for the plant!!
Sunny: hi
Basil: Hi Sunny!! Did you ready all the information I gave you? :DD
Sunny: no
Basil: Will you read all of it????
Sunny:
Sunny: maybe
Basil: Thank you!!
Basil: How has your day been, Sunny?
Sunny: just started
Basil: Haha,. mine too! Well, my day has been surprisingly good so far!!
Basil: The weather is not as cold, and it isn't even snowing, despite it being winter!
Basil: it still hurts the plants though :(
Basil: But it isn't that bad!!
Sunny: the lack of snow is a result of global warming
Sunny: we will all die
Sunny: the end is inevitable
Basil:
Basil: well,.,, that's' true, but..
Basil: ...
Basil: Look on the bright side! BlackN'White Bug Knight: Tethertune will come out eventually! ^0^
Sunny: dont you mean Hollow Knight Silksong
Sunny: thats never going to happen basil
Basil: A BOY CAN DREAM!!!!!! >:(((
Basil: so what do you wanna talk about??
Sunny: im bored
Sunny: entertainment
Sunny: you
Basil: hmm...
Basil: It must be tough living so far away from us.,. I miss youuuuuuu...
Sunny: clingy
Basil: True!!!
Basil: What's it like over there??
Sunny: loud
Sunny: very
Basil: Loud??
Basil: I know!! We could play the game we used to do all the time when we were kids!!!!
Sunny: we are still kids
Basil: No?? We are 16, Sunny!!
Sunny: lie
Sunny: im bapy
Basil: Well...,., you ARE bapy..
Basil: But you are also 16!
Sunny: bapy
Basil: Well,, I know I can't change your mind..
Basil: Back to the game!! Remember Hearseeking??
Sunny: mari came up with the name
Basil: yeah..
Sunny: fun game
Basil: So basically, you gotta give five things you can hear! I'm pretty sure she also used this for our panic attacks,., thoughh
Sunny: still fun
Sunny: Car
Sunny: air conditioning
Sunny: the black and white gremlin that tried to kill me within my mind but i beat him up with a violin using brainpower
Sunny: the sound of me crunching cheez its
Sunny: 24 hour lofi ep i left on throughout the night
Basil: umm..., what IS that third one??
Sunny: traumaboy
Basil: What??
Sunny: piano
Basil: Pianos aren't boys??????
Sunny: i said too much
Sunny: he will kill me in my sleep
Basil: Oh no!!!!111 :(((
Sunny: He says he will steal all my snacks
Sunny: worse ending
Basil: Can't you just beat him up with,,, like the violin brainpower thing??
Sunny: you
Sunny: fricking genius
Basil: ?!
Basil: weirdd
Basil: I just got a notification that I was added to a group chat!!
Sunny: me too
Basil: Let's go check it out!!
<<<
Huh. Well. Omori is still demanding a Taco Supreme from Taco Bell in his mind. No. No taco.
Welp, off to see what that notification was.
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[<(Unnamed Group)>]
Kel entered the chat .
Kel: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aubrey entered the chat.
Aubrey: SHUT UP KEL! I THOUGHT I GOT A NOTIFICATION FOR A GROUP CHAT AND WAS FREE FROM BEING SPAMMED BY YOUR ASS
Kel: aub
Kel: aub
Kel: aub
Aubrey: SHUT THE FU
Sunny entered the chat.
Basil entered the chat.
Sunny: hi
Basil: Hello aubrey!! and kel!!
Aubrey: wassup plant kid
Kel: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sunny: yoooo
Kel: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aubrey: SHUT UP!
Kel: MAKE ME
Aubrey: Blocked.
Kel: WHAT
Kel: WHAT THE HELL AUBREY
Kel: HEY
Kel: HEY
Aubrey: All I see are blocked messages, can't see em loser
Kel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY WEKNOIIIISSSSSSSSS
Hero entered the chat.
Hero: Hello, guys!
Kel: HI BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aubrey: Sup, mama's boy
Hero: Hey, I respect both my parents and they respect me equally.
Aubrey: simp
Hero: What's a simp, Aubrey?
Kel: A SUPER IMPORTANT MARSHALL PERSON
Hero: Ah. Thank you, Kel.
Aubrey: kel what the frick did you tell him
Sunny: i thought hero added us to the group chat
Basil: Yeah,, don't you usually make these hosted talks??
Hero: I don't even know how to, though.
Kel: boomer L L L COPE SEETHE
Aubrey: Kel was here the earliest. He invited us, probably.
Kel: Lol no :thumbs_down:
Basil: Aubrey's right..., you WERE the earliest Kel!!
Kel: But it wasn't me though, I swear on my orange joe takis
Aubrey: I UNBLOCK YOU FOR A SECOND AND I SEE THOSE LAST THREE WORDS WHAT THE HELL
Kel: crunchy and energizing, aubaubaub
Aubrey: KJHGJFHIUEKJHFKJEHFIUEHIE DIRTBAG
Hero: Kel, you can cut it out.
Kel: aw not wholesome 100 -5 karma social credit :((((
Aubrey: THANK YOU HERO
Hero: This situation is odd. Who invited us?
Sunny: kel prank
Kel: I SWEAR, IT'S NOT A PRANKKKKKKKKKK THAT WOULD BE UNFUNNY
Basil: Are you sure, Kel??
Kel: YEAH!!!
Sunny: then who
Aubrey: Maybe a bug in the system since phones are stupid and weird.
Hero: Why would it be all of us specifically, though?
Mari: Good question, king of the cook! >w>
Aubrey: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT THE SH-TAKEMUSHROOMS
Kel: Hi mari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunny: WHAT
Basil: WHAT??!?!>?>$?>?#$#*($&(*#&(*&(*&(*$*
Hero: ...
Hero: This isn't funny.
Mari: Those reactions certainly were, though!
Hero: Why do you have the AUDACITY to imitate her? She's dead.
Aubrey: That's f-cked up. Seriously f-cked up.
Sunny: ...
Basil: ...................................................,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.
Kel: They're right, dude. There's no way you are Mari. That's seriously messed up.
Aubrey: KEL USING GRAMMAR?!?!??!!?
Kel: NOWS NOT THE TIME AUBRO:b:
Mari: You two are still wacky as always, aren't you?
Hero: Stop it.
Mari: Alright Hero, I promise, please give me a second to explain.
Hero: Whoever you are, imitating Mari, you are scum of the earth. She's long dead. You can't
Hero: You can't just imitate her.
Mari: Hero-
Hero has completely left the Group Chat.
Kel: Yeah thats uncalled for man
Kel: you hurt my brother too!
Kel: I need to go check up on him
Kel left the chat.
Aubrey: Just WHO do you think you are?
Mari: Aubrey, please. Let me explain.
Aubrey: This has to be a joke.
Sunny: ...
Basil: .,,,,,,.............
Mari: Don't you remember when we always joked about the boys being a bit less intellectual, while you always talked to me about Kel or some other boys picking on you?
Aubrey: Stop it, please...
Mari: Remember when you said you had a crush on Kel once
Sunny: WHAT
Basil: ??@?$?#$?#?#@ LIES!(*U#(*@*(@(#@?#
Aubrey: HODLY FRICKING CHRISTMAS MAN WHAT THE HELLL
Aubrey: WHAT???
Aubrey: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??
Mari: Well, you have to believe me... I'm sorry for being gone for so long, but it really is me.
Aubrey: ...
Aubrey: no. It literally CANNOT be you. Mari's dead.
Mari: That's correct, but...
Mari: I managed to find some ways. Tampered with a few systems of the afterlife, it was certainly fun!
Mari: And now I'm here!
Sunny: proof
Mari: You want proof, little brother?
Sunny: yes
Sunny: faker
Mari: Remember when you stole Basil's precious first sunflower as a prank but lost it?
Aubrey: BAHAHAH WHAT?!?!
Basil: YOU DID WHAT!?!!??!?!?$%>?@#$>?#??#$>#?>$#>?
Sunny: You could have used
Sunny: anything but that
Mari: Well, do you believe me now, brother?
Sunny: .............
Sunny: maybe
Mari: I missed you.
Mari: Remember, you too Basil, it wasn't your fault. I forgive both of you.
Basil: jj.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..
Sunny: ...
Aubrey: ..Is it really you?
Mari: heyheyhey.
Kel entered the chat.
Mari: So are any of you dating anyone yet?
Mari sent SmugSelfie.png
Kel: IT REALLY IS MARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +500000000 SOCIAL CREDIT REDDIT GOLD RETREET REBLOGGED
Aubrey: WELL THAT CONFIRMS IT!
Basil: Did you age in the afterlife???
Mari: I have my tricks~
Sunny: big sis
Mari: Yes?
Sunny: question
Mari: Go ahead, little brother!
Sunny: how do i beat up omori
Mari: My piano?
Sunny: yes
Mari: A chainsaw! I thought you knew these kinds of things, Sunny! Expand your miiiind.
Sunny: I love you
Sunny has left the chat.
[Continuing on for the story's sake!]
Mari: I love you too, lil bro.
Aubrey: HE ALREADY HAS A KNIFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Mari: You have yet to answer my question, young lady!
Aubrey: Yes, Mari??
Mari: Any lucky soul that you cooped up with? You were always one to attract boys~
Aubrey: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
Basil: I can agree, you are very pretty!!
Aubrey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WHOLESOME I HATE ALL OF YOU WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kel: Mari i have many questions
Mari: Shoot!
Kel: I fed one of your cookies to Hector a long time ago
Kel: and I only realized now that chocolate kills dogs
Aubrey: JUST NOW?!??!?!?!
Kel: so if 2 + 2 = 5
Kel: is a chicken attached to a pistol considered a cock gun?
Mari: Yes, yes it does, Kel!
Basil: but how is Hector still alive??//!?///
Kel: hector the rock johnson
Aubrey: Mari, I love you as an older sister, and thank you for coming back, but what has this conversation derailed to?
Mari: Aubrey.
Mari: You STILL didn't answer my question!
Aubrey: nobody its no one stop stop asking no
Mari: Are you sure???
Aubrey: nonono no non nope
Mari: Not even a crush?
Aubrey: kjdkjwjkwdkjhjhjjjhjjjjjj
Mari: Aw, you're no fun.
Sunny entered the chat.
Kel: so are we like going to get Hero or
Sunny: I got
Sunny: chainsaw
Kel: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Basil: What/?!?!?//
Sunny: dad kept several chainsaws
Mari: Yeah, he always had them for some reason.
Sunny: didnt take them when parents divorce
Mari: THEY WHAT
Sunny: gonna go slice through a piano real quick
Aubrey: HELL YEAH! GO SUNNY!
Kel: I WANNA WATCH, BRB GONNA FLY STRAIGHT TO YOUR LOCATION
Basil: YOU CANT FLY?!?!??????
Mari: HOLD ON WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIVORCE-