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Tommyinnit has created a new chat

Tommyinnit renamed The Queer Collective

Tommyinnit added 5 members

Tommyinnit: I made a new grup chat bitches

Ranboo: yoo

Ranboo: *group

Tommyinnit: fuck you ranboob

Tommyinnit renamed Ranboo

Wilbursoot renamed Tommyinnit

Child: FUCK YOU WILBITCH

Child: I AM NOT A FUKINF CHILD

Child: FUCK YOU

Child: FUKC YOU

Child: FUCK YOU

Child: FUKC YUO

Wilbursoot: L

Wilbursoot: anyways

Wilbursoot: I'm Wilbur he/she/it the child is my little brother

Ranboob: Ranboo, they/it/voi/vroop/end/pearl

Child: Tommy im rhe biggest man

Child: he/him

Child renamed Child

BIG MAN: thats mucj better

Ranboob: *much

Tubbo: tubbo he/they/hon/bee 

BIG MAN: TUBBO !!!

BIG MAN renamed Tubbo

Bee boi: TOMMY !!!! :D

Nihachu: niki she/mer/lac

Ranboob: eret he/she/they/fae

Ranboob: niki how do you use lac? /g

Nihachu: lac/lake/lakes/lakeself (:

Ranboob: thanks niki! 

Ranboob: also can I add my sibling? They won't stop asking who im talking to

Bee boi: shor bos man

Ranboo added FoolishG

Eret: yoo hey foolish

Wilbursoot: if Ranboo can add someone can I?

BIG MAN: NO

eret: yeah that should be fine

Wilbursoot added Technoblade

BIG MAN: nope not dealing withv bolth of them in the same cjat

Ranboob: *with *both *chat

BIG MAN left the chat

Technoblade: bruhh

Wilbursoot added BIG MAN

Wilbursoot: you can't escape that easily

Wilbursoot: introduce yourself techno

Wilbursoot: you too foolish

Technoblade: technoblade they/it

FoolishG: foolish he/it/gol/shark

Technoblade: I'm adding Phil and none of you can stop me

Technoblade added Ph1lza

Technoblade: hullo

Ph1lza: hi m8

Ph1lza: Phil he/bird/crow

BIG MAN renamed 3 members

Nihachu renamed Nihachu

Music man: thank you child

BIG MAN: FIKC YOU

Blood god: L

Phil: this is so fucking chaotic lmao

Music man: oh shut up dad /lh /j

Phil: Wilbur soot I will ground you. /lhj

Niki renamed eret

Bicon: best nickname niki /g

Bicon renamed niki

Bi queen: you had to didn't you /lh

Bicon: yep!

Bicon: (Niki should I tell them the thing?)

Bi queen: (yes do it)

BIG MAN: ????

BIG MAN: IF YOUR GONNA SAY WEIRD SHIT DMS EXIST FOR A REASON

BIG MAN: /NM

Bicon: Niki and I are in a qpr

Bee boi: stares in confusion

Ranboob: tubbo we're literally /p married

Ranboob: thats basically a qpr

Bee boi: what dos qpr mean

Ranboob: queerplatonic relationship

Ranboob: aka us

Ranboob: (also I'm changing my nickname screw you Tommy)

Ranboob renamed Ranboob

Genderman: much better

BIG MAN: feeling very left out over here tubbo and ranboob

Bee boi: yuo want tu join uor qpr?

Genderman: *you *to *our

BIG MAN: YESSSSDSS

BIG MAN: LETS GOO

BIG MAN: LOOK WIL I HAVE BITCHES 

Bicon: I did not expect my little brother to fake marry an American today /lh

Bee boi: we're real married fkuc you ):<

Bicon: not legally

Genderman: its real in our hearts Ɛ>

Music man: the fuck is that fucking thing

Genderman: what this Ɛ>

Music man: yes HOW THE FUCK DID VOI DO THAT

Music man: (also did i use the neos right?)

Genderman: ᗡ:

Genderman: (yes you did /g)

Blood god: I’m adding Dream because I know he’ll be mad you’re messing with the smile. It's kind of their whole brand.

Blood god added Dreamwastaken

Blood god renamed Dreamwastaken

Teletubby: what the fuck is this techno

Blood god: chaotic group chat. 

Genderman: :)

Teletubby: How dare you mess with the smile.

Music man: Dream. intro.

Teletubby: Dream he/they/it/blob/lim

Genderman: Ɛ:

Genderman: foolish stole my phone :(

FoolishG: yep! I did

Genderman: Tommy wanna help me commit crimes against my sibling

BIG MAN: CRIME TIMR 

Phil: Tommy no committing crimes.

FoolishG: pearl's a cat boy

Genderman: NOOOOOO

Bee boi: meow meow

Genderman: WHYYYY

Genderman: AAAAAA

Genderman went offline

Bicon: I should probably go

Bicon: my class starts in less then 5 minutes

Music man: oo which one? /nf

Bicon: Its a weird sorta math class 

Music man: have fun? 

Music man: don’t die.

Bicon: o/

Bi queen: o/

Bee boi: o/

Bicon went offline

Blood god: okay, everyone who’s supposed to be in class right now, go to class.

BIG MAN and three others went offline

Blood god: I think I'm going to get off. Wil want to come do something with me?

Music man: sure meet in my room?

Blood god: yeah your room

Music man: 👍

Blood god and Music man went offline

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Bench trio gc

Bee boi: uhhhhggggggg

Bee boi: schooll suks

Bee boi: englis /neg

Ender boy: agreed school is the worst

BIG MAN: school /vneg

The queer collective

BIG MAN: I hate school.

Music man: oh shit

Music man: the child used grammar

Music man: shits about to go down

Blood god: Tommy, aren’t you in class right now? /gen

Genderman: no we’re at lunch now

Blood god: Good.

King of Queers: hi guys!

King of Queers: I just got out of class >:D

Genderman: tommy wher ar yuo -tubbo

Genderman: *where *are *you

Genderman: tubbo forgot his phone

Genderman: point and laugh

Blood god: I would not do that. They will plan an elaborate way to murder you.

Genderman: yez i wil (:< -tubbo

Genderman: *yes *will

BIG MAN: my maths teacher is making me stay and catch up /neg

BIG MAN: i shud be ther in a cople minuts

Genderman: *should *there *couple *minutes

BIG MAN: FUCK OFF MX SPELLINF POLIEC

Genderman: *spelling *police

BIG MAN: FUCK YOU

Genderman: no thanks 

Music man: can I add one of my friends? Ik I’m in class but we’re not doing anything rn /ot

Bicon: do it. /g

Music man added Georgenotfound

BIG MAN: GOGY!!!!

Genderman: whats a gogy lmao

BIG MAN: ask sleep deprived tubbo

BIG MAN renamed Georgenotfound

Gogy: why am i here lol

Teletubby: hi love 

Blood god: George. Intro. Now.

Blood god: name and pronouns.

Gogy: George, he/she, i’m dating dream and i have narcolepsy so if i randomly stop talking thats probably why

Music man: btw if we want to add anyone else we need to make a server now

-------time skip, a few hours later----------

The Queer Collective

Genderman: you ever have those days where sound is just bad

Blood god: yes.

Bee boi: yeah

King of Queers: mhm

Music man: yep

Teletubby: yes but that is a nd thing.

Genderman: every day I get closer and closer to figuring out what I have…

Blood god: Wait how many people here are actually diagnosed and with what?

Blood god: I have ADHD, insomnia and anxiety (not actually diagnosed with anxiety but I definitely have it)

Teletubby: im diagnosed with ADHD (and I’m in the process of getting diagnosed with Tourettes)

Music man: not diagnosed but i definitely have autism and anxiety

King of Queers: i have ADD/ADHD (i think they’re technically the same thing now) anxiety and dyslexia

Bee boi: i jus hav dyslexia bos man

Music man: tubbo…

Music man: just dyslexia…

Music man: you definitely have ADHD or autism

Music man: and Tommy definitely has ADHD

BIG MAN: NO I DONT FUVK YUO

Genderman: *you

BIG MAN: CORRECT MY FUCKING SPELLINF NOW BITHC

Genderman: *spelling *b*tch

Genderman: ha i fixed your spelling and didn’t swear 

Blood god: Am I really the only sibling who’s diagnosed.

Blood god: Wilbur. Get diagnosed.

Music man: anxiety says no.

Blood god: I will drag you to the fucking therapist. Get diagnosed. 

Music man went offline

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The Queer Collective

BIG MAN: GOOD MORNING BITCHES

BIG MAN: Wilbur

BIG MAN: Wilbur

BIG MAN: Wilbur

BIG MAN: Wilbur

BIG MAN: Wilbur

BIG MAN: Wilbur

Bee boi: tomy itz 7 on ths weekend 

Bee boi: hez stil sleepingg 

Blood god: Jokes on you I never sleep.

Bee boi: oh shivt 

Bee boi: tommy yuo shud start running

BIG MAN: well I don’t know where Tommy went but he left his phone here -techno

Bee boi: hez probly going tu appear at my hous in a few minuts

Genderman: why was my phone blowing up tommy.

Bee boi: all of you sleep to much I got bored -tommy

Bee boi: how the fuvk did youe know it was me -tommy

Bee boi: he somhow fogot hiz phon trying to run away from techno

Blood god: Tommy you really should change your password.

Bee boi: FUCK YOU I DO WAHT I WANT

Bee boi: -tommy

Blood god: Tommy I have your phone if you aren’t back in 15 minutes im giving it to Wilbur.

Bee boi: FINE IM COMMINF -tommy

Music man: child

Music man: why were you spamming me

Music man: its not even 7:30

BIG MAN: HAHAFOEKJFOIAEKL 

Music man: techno just fucking tackled him dsjfsoelj 

Genderman: pffftt i would pay money to see that

Music man: I do have a video… 

Music man: I could use it as blackmail…

Music man: as long as you're ok with it techno 

BIG MAN: YOU DON’T NEED MORE FUCKONJF BLACKMALE AGAINST ME BITHCH

Music man: mmm but blackmail is funny

Blood god: dm me the video Wil. /nf

Blood god: I want the Tommy blackmail

Blood god: and yeah I'm fine with it

---several hours later---

Dream Team

Snapmap: you two keep talking about a groupchat feelin kinda left out

Dreamyy: sorrryy

Dreamyy: I don’t think they can add anyone else unless someone makes a server

Snapmap: then make a server dumbass

Dreamyy: not my call lmao

Dreamyy: Is George awake? Where is she

Sleeping beauty: Im awake my brain doesn’t want me to be apparently but im mostly awake

Dreamyy: want me to come over? 

Dreamyy: its ok if not but im not busy or anything

Sleeping beauty: yea can u come over

Dreamyy: ok be there in 10 minutes probably

Sleeping beauty: ty

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Music man: so is everyone here a hybrid/not human? /genq

Music man: I'm a siren and techno’s a piglin hybrid

Genderman: uh im half enderman 

Genderman: and I know tubbo’s a bee hybrid

Bicon: George and I are different flavours of fae

Genderman: pfftt flavors

BIG MAN: American boy

BIG MAN: im a shapshifter btw

King of Queers: oh and niki’s a lacling

BIG MAN: a what

Bicon: merling but freshwater version

Bicon and laclings can be out of water for a lot longer

Phil: im the angel of death :D

BIG MAN: yeah we all know that Philza Minecraft

BIG MAN renamed Phil

Dadza: tommy why

Teletubby: and I'm a literal blob

Teletubby: foolish is like a totem god

Teletubby: I think technically a demigod tho

Music man: so were all hybrids :D!

Teletubby: also my friend really wants to join the groupchat so should we just make a server now?

Dadza: yeah m8 ill make a server!

Music man: as long as you don’t mod Tommy we’ll be fine. /hj

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The Queer Collective 

General

Ranboo just slid into the server.

Ranboo: first

Philza: technically I was first.

Welcome, Tubbo. we hope you brought pizza.

Tubbo: wel i didnt 

A wild Tommyinnit appeared.

Glad you’re here, WilburSoot.

WilburSoot: I’m not.

Tommyinnit: HI BITCHES

Technoblade just showed up!

Dream just slid into the server.

Everyone welcome Georgenotfound!

Welcome, Sapnap. We hope you brought pizza.

Wilbursoot: :O im mod!

WIlbursoot: philza

Wilbursoot: philza minecraft

Wilbursoot: thank you

Wilbursoot renamed 8 members

Dadza: ok everyone. Intros. Now.

Intros

Dadza: Phil, he/bird/crow, techno wilbur and tommy’s adoptive father

Child: Tommy, he/him, i am a BIG MAN

Music man: Wilbur, he/she/it, tommy is a child

Blood god: Technoblade, they/it, I like potatoes (also i have selective mutism i feel like thats probably important to mention)

General

Dadza: techno mentioned potatoes already lol.

Blood god: they’re good man

Child: WE FUCKING KNOW

Intros

Genderman: Ranboo, they/it/end/voi/vroop/pearl (might end up with more who knows), i like collecting neos (:<

Bee boi: Tubbo, he/they/hon/bee, ranbow tomy and i ar in a qpr <3

Blob: Dream, he/blob/it/they/lim, im literally a blob and gogys my boyfriend <3

Sapnap: Sapnap, he/flame, i miss my partners :’(

Gogy: George, he/she, if i randomly stop talking I probably fell asleep i have narcolepsy lmao

General

Nihachu just showed up!

Music man: Hi niki!!

Nihachu: hi wil! Im gonna go shower i'll be back in a few!

A wild Eret appeared.

Music man: im being a responsible mod and telling both of you to do intros.

Intros

Eret: eret, any pronouns, Niki and i are in a qpr

Nihachu: Niki, she/mer/lac, im on the school swim team :D

General

Sapnap: hey Phil can I send my partners an invite?

Dadza: sure mate!

Blob: oh god not karlnapity.

Blob: again.

Blob renamed Sapnap

Pandas: bitch we already have you and George flirting all the time fuck off dreamypoo

Blob: its almost like George is literally my bf

Blob: and we flirt less publicly then you three

Gogy: yeah karlnapity flirt way more then dream and I do

Music man: george actually awake for once!? whaAtt

Blood god: Wilbur what the actual fuck did Tommy steal your phone or something.

Music man: no actually.

Quackity just slid into the server.

Pandas: QUACKITY

Bee boi: BIG Q

Quackity: SAPNAP

Music man renamed quackity

Titty: why

Titty: wilbur what the fuck

Titty renamed Titty

Genderman: I was ranboob for a while its finnneeeeee

Big Q: much better

Big Q: maybe i just have higher standards than you ranboo

Welcome, Karl Jacobs. We hope you brought pizza.

Big Q: KARLL!!

Pandas: KARL

Karl Jacobs: SAPNAP

Karl Jacobs: QUACKITY

Music man: go do intros.

Music man: and read the other ones or smthn ig

Intros

Karl Jacobs: Karl, he/they/tick/time, Sap, Alex, and I are dating

Big Q: Quackity or Alex, i don’t really care, he/they/quack, I have Tourettes, probably not too important but i might complain about it or some shit

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Systems gc

Time sys: Karl, jake, Bee, Kai 

Enderwalkers: Polyfragmented- main fronters: Ranboo, Z, Leif, Luna, Eden

Guitar string system: Wilbur, Emma, Liam, Blue, Lyric

Time sys | F: Karl |: so are we eventually going to tell the server about this stuff

Enderwalkers: I mean we probably should at some point right? -ranboo

Guitar string [F: Wilbur and Liam]: there’s what, 4 people that are aware of what did is on in the server?

Time sys | F: Karl |: quackity and sap know about us.

Guitar string [F: Wilbur and Liam]: only techno knows about our system

Guitar string [F: Wilbur and Liam]: and they only vaguely know

Enderwalkers: both of our siblings are aware -ranboo

Enderwalkers: Tommy and Phil both don’t know? /gen

Guitar string [F: Wilbur and Liam]: Phil kinda knows but he doesn’t really understand it.

Guitar string [F: Wilbur and Liam]: and no, we haven’t told Tommy.

Guitar string [F: Wilbur and Liam]: so yeah 5 or 6ish people thats a little under half.

Enderwalkers: i don’t think I want to tell them all yet but eventually we probably should. -ranboo

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The Queer Collective

General

BIG MAN: ahahah yk that fweling when you dont remebr getting somewher and just appear at school with no memory of even going to slep

Karl Jacobs: uhhh Tommy can I dm you some things

Karl Jacobs: because that's not actually normal..

Music man: yeah tommy that doesn’t happen to most people

BIG MAN: haha sorry i didn’t mean to send that

BIG MAN: ignore me

BIG MAN: that was nothing

Music man: tommy.

Music man: karl

Systems chat

Guitar string [F: Wilbur]: tommy has DID.

Time sys | F: Kai |: I hate jumping to conclusions but yeah.

Time sys | F: Kai |: definitely DID

Enderwalkers: w3 just w0k3 up whats happ3n1ng? -z

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: check the server 

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: Tommy said some things

Enderwalkers: that s0unds a l0t l1k3 what 1 was d01ng t0 ranb00.. -z

Enderwalkers: th3 0th3r thr33 m3sag3s ar3n’t t0mmy 1 b3t. -z

Enderwalkers: sh0uld 1 dm t0mmy? /g3nq -z

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: probably would be best if you did

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: he probably wouldn’t talk to me about it.

Enderwalkers: 0kay 1ll dm h1m -z

DM between Ranboo and Tommyinnit

Ranboo: Tommy what was that in the server? /nf

Tommyinnit: so you saw that too.

Ranboo: yes I did

Ranboo: want to explain?

Tommyinnit: you wouldn’t understand.

Ranboo: I probably would. 

Ranboo: you aren’t Tommy are you /npa 

Tommyinnit: how do you know that?

Tommyinnit: no ones supposed to know that.

Ranboo: I’m not ranboo either

Ranboo: my name is Z.

Ranboo: ranboo and I are part of a system.

Tommyinnit: …

Tommyinnit: I mean I've done research but I didn’t think anyone here would know anything

Tommyinnit: why did Karl and Wilbur seem like they knew too?

Ranboo: thats not mine to share, sorry.

Ranboo: also if you’re comfortable with it, what's your name?

Tommyinnit: gonna delete this but my name’s Clem.

Tommyinnit deleted one message

Systems chat

Enderwalkers: updat3- t0mmy 1s n0t t0mmy r1ght n0w. -z

Enderwalkers: th31r nam3 1s cl3m -z

Enderwalkers: th3y d0n’t s33m t0 want t0mmy t0 kn0w

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: I can’t say im really surprised…

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: they probably don’t think tommy can handle that info

Enderwalkers: 1 was ab0ut t0 c0mpla1n th3n 1 r3m3mb3r3d that 1 d1d that t0 ranb00.. -z

Time sys |F: Kai |: fjeofj same /lh

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: I would say same but I was the one being kept a secret from..

Time sys |F: Kai |: L host /lh

Guitar string [F: wilbur]: ugh 🙄 rude /lh

The Queer Collective

General

Bee boi: why did tommy karl and wilbur leav at the same time

Bee boi: im scared

Bee boi: also what was that toms

BIG MAN: nothing

BIG MAN: that was nothing

Genderman: …

BIG MAN: dont you dare say anything ranboob

Genderman: …fine…

Genderman: anyways 

Genderman: enderman are so gender

Bee boi: eh sometimes.. Bees are always gender

Genderman: enderman are so gender

Genderman: like all of the time

Bee boi: we al kno you lik enderman boo

Genderman: ᗡ: 

Genderman: I have a nickname now

Blob: ew wtf is that smile why

Genderman: what this one ᗡ: ?

Blob: yes that one what the fuck is that

Genderman: its one of the only things me and my little sister can agree on /lh

Genderman: bo?

Bee boi: :OOO I hav eone too :D 

Bee boi: boo and bo :D

Genderman: what should tommy’s one be? 

Bee boi: bitch /j

Bee boi: idk

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The Queer Collective

General

Genderman: chat my sister is bugging me to be let into the server...

Genderman: she has threatened to make me listen to bird sounds...

Genderman: can we add her so i don’t die /lh

Music man: yeah you can add her. 

Music man: its fine

A wild cuptoast appeared.

Genderman: are you happy now crumb…

Cuptoast: yep!

Cuptoast: you don’t appreciate clara still... ):

Genderman: I despise that bird ):<

Genderman: how can you stand that bird for more than 5 minutes.

Cuptoast: Clara is the best birb i will not stand for this D:

Blob: WHY DO YOU DO THE BACKWARDS SMILEYS TOO AAAAAA

Music man: L

Genderman: yep! its the only thing we agree on. (:

Cuptoast: L

BIG MAN: L

Bee boi: L

Blob: someone save me there all L-ing me

Music man: L

Teletubby: @gogy tell them to stop L-ing meee

Teletubby: @gogy

Teletubby: @gogy

Teletubby: @gogy

Teletubby: @gogy

Gogy: what.

Teletubby: they were L-ing me

Music man: we’re done now /lh

Music man: i have a funny..

Music man renamed Gogy

Sleeping beauty: wilbur

Sleeping beauty: why.

Sleeping beauty: this is already my name in the dream team gc

Music man: because.

Music man: funny.

Music man: aw man my joke seems less good now :(

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Tommy walked into the school cafeteria and sat down at the table. 

“Where’s tubbo”

“Uh i think hon had to finish an English assignment” ranboo replied “I’m pretty sure bee like just said they were doing that”

“Oh. So uh about the dms yesterday... Um, I think I'm ready to tell you about it but please don’t tell Tommy yet.” they said, a lot more softly than usual. “It’s Clem again, um I’m our protector.”

“I assume that Z was talking to you yesterday then, it's our protector actually." End said with a soft chuckle. "It's Ranboo and Luna right now by the way.”

"So Karl and Wil seemed to know a lot about system stuff." Clem questioned, "why?"

"it's not really my thing to share. I can message them and ask if I can though."

"That would be nice. Thank you ranboo"

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Systems Chat

Enderwalkers: talking to tommy's system right now -ranboo

Enderwalkers: can I tell them about you guys @Karl Jacobs @Wilbursoot -ranboo

Time sys | F: Karl |: yeah we're good with that /g

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: same here /gen

Enderwalkers: ty 

Enderwalkers: I'll be back in a few

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"Alright I asked them, they're okay with it." Ranboo finally said looking up from vwoop's phone. "Karl and wilbur are both part of systems as well."

"Wait seriously?" Clem exclaimed, "we're around Wil all the time how did I not notice?"

"Well, I'm pretty sure Wil has OSDD not DID so they have a lot less amnesia then Karl and I. And not having amnesia makes it a lot easier to mask." 

"How do you know all of this?"

"What that Wilbur and Karl are systems?"

"Yeah."

"We have a group chat, also Karl and I have been friends for a while and we both figured out that we were systems about the same time."

"Do you think I should tell Tommy?" They asked softly.

"Well it's up to you guys, but I think you should."

"Actually I think I could get Tommy co-con right now if you can help me explain to him?"

"Yeah, I can help explain!"

"Okay, give me a minute," Clem said with a small smile before staring off into space for a few seconds.

After a few seconds, Tommy jumped glancing around looking startled. 

'Hey, Tommy' Clem said quietly in the headspace.

"What the fuck" Tommy said

"What's up Tommy?" Ranboo asked

"There was a fucking voice in my head," Tommy said, sounding panicked

"Sorry I decided this was the best way to tell you," Clem said, making Tommy's, usually loud, voice much softer.

"What I didn't say that," Tommy said, fully panicking now

"hey hey hey you're okay," ranboo said trying to get Tommy to calm down a bit. "Tommy, you're part of a system. So am I actually. That voice you were hearing is one of your headmates.”

"What the fuck." Tommy muttered

"I can ask Karl and Wil if I can add you to the group chat if you'd like?" 

"Yeah, that would probably be good," Clem said.

“What do you mean ask Karl and Wi!? Can people fucking tell me shit before I have a panic attack?” Tommy complained loudly

“Karl, Wil, and I have a group chat for system stuff, I kinda forgot I had to re-explain that.”

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Systems Chat

Enderwalkers: Tommy technically knows hes a system now. -ranboo

Enderwalkers: can I add him to the chat? /genq

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: yeah! go ahead! /gen

Enderwalkers: thanks Lyric! -ranboo

Enderwalkers added Tommyinnit

Enderwalkers: btw Guitar string collective is Wilbur's system and time sys is Karl’s -ranboo

Tommyinnit: you all have cool ass system names

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: pft thanks Tommy /g

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: anyone know where karl is? /genq

Enderwalkers: no clue sorry lyric -ranboo

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: you're good I was just wondering

Tommyinnit: wait i have an idea

Tommyinnit renamed Tommyinnit

Innit system (F: Tommy + Clem): now we hav a cool name to

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: Nice! /g

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: Clem, do you know how many alters you guys have? 

Innit system (F: Tommy + Clem): I know of 8 including me and Tommy.

Enderwalkers: congrats on having a small enough system to actually know how many members there are /lh -luna

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: Luna stop complaining about being polyfragmented you do this every time you front /lh /t

Innit system (F: Tommy + Clem): What does polyfragmented mean?

Enderwalkers: It means our system’s more complicated than “normal” systems and we have a shit ton of alters -luna

Innit system (F: Tommy + Clem): how many is a shit ton lol

Enderwalkers: like 300+ no one knows the exact number lmao -luna

Innit system (F: Tommy + Clem): that's definitely a lot-

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: yeah we have 16 and time sys has 30 some i think

Time sys | F: ??? |: yeah we have 34 alters

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: ayup where’ve you been? /nf

Time sys | F: ??? |: being blurry and dissociating /neu

Guitar string [F: Lyric]: ah hugs /nf

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BIG MAN: im boooorrrddddd

Genderman: its school who wouldnt be.

Dadza: go back to school kids…

Genderman: i have a free period L

Dadza: go back to school tommy…

BIG MAN: FUCJ YOU PHILZA MINECRAFT

BIG MAN: i thougt you had pe this period though

Genderman: theyre in the pool today

Genderman: so i get to just screw around all hour

Dadza: tommy…

BIG MAN: BUT RANBOOB DOSNT HAV TO

Genderman: tommy..

Genderman: I physically cant touch water…

Genderman: i would quite literally die

BIG MAN: fine… ill go baxk to class..

BIG MAN: bio still sucks ass tho

Genderman: can agree with that statement my bio teacher is so boring

-----a few hours later-------

Bi queen: thinking about changing my nickname...

Bi queen: ideas?

Cuptoast: Niki your a merling rite?

Bi queen: mhm :D 

Cuptoast: maybe something to do with that?

Bicon: i got an idea

Bicon renamed Bi queen 

Bicon: hehe

Flower power: ooo

Flower power: thanks eret <3

Bicon: np! :D

Genderman: crumb you still don’t have a nickname yet

Genderman: I cant let that stay 

Genderman renamed Cuptoast

Cat girl: …

Cat girl: i cant really be mad cuz your not wrong

Genderman: haha

Flower power: chat 

Flower power: chat 

Flower power: i have swim today /vpos

Bicon: ooo swim /pos

Music man: i heard swim and was summoned 

Music man: swim /pos

Bee boi: i hav an evl plan

Bee boi renamed Genderman

Catboo: …

Catboo: tubbo why are you like this..

Bee boi: wel i said it waz evil

Catboo: yeah but still

Catboo: why

Bee boi: am i wrong? 

Catboo: ..no..

Catboo: but still…

Music man: Ranboo say meow.

Catboo: no.

Music man: ranboooooo pleasseee

Music man: i promise i wont screenshot it for blackmailllll

Catboo: i don’t trust you william

Bee boi: im coming ovr to your hous boo

Catboo: ok!

Catboo: he's gonna steal my phone isn’t he...

Bee boi: nooo… i would neverrr

Catboo: meow..

Catboo: TUBBO WHY

Music man: mwahaha I got the screenshot

Catboo: tubbo said that

Catboo: not me

Music man: eh still your account though catboo ranboo

Music man: i have to go sorry guys

Catboo: bye wil 

Bee boi: bye wilbur

Music man: bye tubbo and catboo ranboo

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Music man: anyone have suggestions for bots we should add?

Music man: I'm already gonna get carl bot

Catboo: add haikubot.

Catboo: frick i forgot tubbo did that

Catboo renamed themself

Genderman: much better

Cuptoast: OwO bot (: its lik a game thingy

Music man: Ok! I’ll be back. :)

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Enderwalkers: so this was your elaborate plan willow.. -Allium

Guitar string [F: Willow]: yep!

Guitar string [F: Willow]: do you like it? /genq

Enderwalkers: yeah it seems good /g -allium

Enderwalkers: so you’re gonna add pk at the same time as you’re adding the rest? -allium

Guitar string [F: Willow]: yeah, thats the plan

Enderwalkers: this does mean you guys finally have to make the thing /lh -allium

Guitar string [F: Willow]: oh Emma did it last night

Guitar string [F: Willow]: also you guys good with us telling the server or would you like to do it yourselves? @Ranboo @Karljacobs

Time sys | F: Bee |: what?

Time sys | F: Bee |: oh! sure thats fine

Time sys | F: Bee |: sorry weve been really switchy today

Enderwalkers: yeah go ahead /g

Enderwalkers: oh that must suck, I hope things get a bit better for you guys soon bee /g

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Welcome, Haikubot. We hope you brought pizza.

A wild Pluralkit appeared.

OwO just slid into the server.

Everyone welcome carl bot!

Music man: ok im back :D

Bicon: wait why do we have Pluralkit? /genq

Bicon: isn’t that for systems?

Music man: Ranboo, Karl, and I are systems /gen

Music man: and so’s Tommy but he's in denial still /lh

Flower power: sorry i might just be being dumb but...

Flower power: what’s a system? /genq

Genderman: someone with DID/OSDD

Genderman: read through this, I suck at explaining things: fakelinkcuzauthorislazy.com 

Allium (pur/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: fyi when someone is using a proxy the message shows up as a bot

Allium (pur/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: thats probably important to mention /lh

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: also if you get pinged twice thats why

Karl (he/they/tick/time) | 🕰️ [BOT]: don’t mind me just showing off my proxy 

Karl (he/they/tick/time) | 🕰️ [BOT]: then dipping again bc we’re dissociating a lot /nav

BIG MAN: feeling left out because I don’t have one set up… -clem

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: Im gonna make a bot spam channel then Ill help you there clem /g

BIG MAN: thanks willow (can I still call you wil by the way) -clem

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: yeah! Wil is still fine /g

Bot spam

(a/n all the pluralkit commands are the actual commands bc im extra like that)

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: ok first step

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: do pk;s new [system name}

BIG MAN: pk;s new innit system

Pluralkit: ✅ Your system has been created. Type pk;system to view it, and type pk;system help for more information about commands you can use now. Now that you have that set up, check out the getting started guide on setting up members and proxies: https://pluralkit.me/start

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: ok! Now do pk;m new [your name]

BIG MAN: pk;m new Clem

Pluralkit: ✅ Member "Clem" (hfynr) registered! Check out the getting started page for how to get a member up and running: https://pluralkit.me/start#create-a-member

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: now pk;m clem proxy text[proxy]

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: you can put whatever you want for the proxy but I would go with your name or an emoji

BIG MAN: pk;m Clem proxy text-clem

Pluralkit: ✅ Member proxy tags set to text-clem.

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: one last thing- pk;s tag [tag]

BIG MAN: pk;s tag | Innit sys

Pluralkit: ✅ System tag changed. Member names will now end with | innit sys when proxied

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: oh wait I forgot, do pk;m clem displayname [clem (pronouns)]

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: you technically don’t have to do that format but its what most systems use I think

BIG MAN: pk;m clem displayname Clem (she/her)

Pluralkit: ✅ Member display name changed. This member will now be proxied using the name “Clem (she/her)”

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: there now you can test it out!

Clem (she/her) | innit sys [BOT]: thanks wil /g

Willow (she/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: np /g

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Clem (she/her) | innit sys [BOT]: I have a proxy now :D

Allium (pur/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: don’t mind me making a haiku just to show off the haikubot lol

Haikubot: don’t mind me making

                  A haiku just to show off

                 the Haikubot lol -a

                     -gendeman

Allium (pur/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: HA it worked

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Technoblade: hey wil.

Wilbur: hey! what's up tech?

Technoblade: how did you know something was on my mind

Wilbur: mind reading /j 

Wilbur: you never message anyone unless you're incredibly bored or thinking about something 

Technoblade: mm fair. anyways.

Technoblade: so when you mentioned being a system and all that I went and did a shit ton of research because i didn't want to say anything offensive and shit but some of the stuff i found seems like something thats happened to me/us(?).

Wilbur: so you think you might be a system too? 

Technoblade: maybe?? 

Technoblade: but like you and Tommy are both systems.. and I feel like the odds of all three of us being systems are really low. 

Wilbur: so you think you're a system but are in denial about it because me and tommy are both systems.

Technoblade: yep pretty much.

Wilbur: its really not that surprising if you were. we both have a lot of trauma, it comes with being a foster kid lmao. you and I both went through the same shit so its a bit more likely that we both could be systems.

Technoblade: at this point i think I probably am a system but im not sure if i want to tell anyone else yet. 

Technoblade: well i guess I might tell ranboo but I don't really want tommy or phil to know at least. 

Wilbur: ok. thats fine /g

Wilbur: I have a server thats just me and ranboo for system stuff. honestly mostly for figuring out pluralkit and shit. but i could add you if you want

Technoblade: i think that would be nice 

Wilbur: pog! heres the link discord.gg/fakelink

Technoblade: why is it called "pk /neg" /lh 

Wilbur: pk breaks sometimes and its a little joke in ranboo's system. 

Wilbur: they collectively hate pk /hj

Pk /neg 

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Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: btw i sent techno the invite link I'll let them explain probably

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ok cool!

Technoblade just slid into the server.

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: hey techno what's up ᗡ:

Technoblade: first of all, that smile. ew /lh /j

Technoblade: to answer your question after you guys said the system shit i may have hyperfixated on researching stuff (ranboo i stg if you say one word /lh) and now i think im a system. 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: cool another person with head people /lhj 

Technoblade: this is the first time I'm making myself known. I'm Carl. Techno is still co-fronting. 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: cool do you guys want help making pk actually work for once /mj /lh

Technoblade: yeah that would be great

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ok! #botspam (:

[a/n Im not writing the entire thing out again /lh]

Technoblade (they/it) | ⚔️ [BOT]: thanks for the help ranboo. 

Technoblade (they/it) | ⚔️ [BOT]: wilburrrrrr where did you gooooo

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: the void /j (i was entertaining Tommy he decided to show up in my room)

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: Carl how long have you been co-fronting /lh (also pronouns? /genq)

Carl (he/they/ze) | ⚔️ [BOT]: uhhh a while (he/they/chao/ze/crown/fire)

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: whats the full thing for chao? 

Carl (he/they/ze) | ⚔️ [BOT]: chao/chaos/chaos's/chaoself 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: pog those are cool /g

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: so do you want to tell the server or nah? im fine with either way its whatever you guys are cool with /g

Carl (he/they/ze) | ⚔️ [BOT]: to be honest Im kind of tempted but I think I'll have to check with the rest of our system first (be right back im going to ask)

Technoblade (they/it) | ⚔️ [BOT]: aand he left ze's just gone now. (I don't really care if they all know or not. I don't really want to because im still partially convinced that im making it all up and this is just a vivid hallucination or some shit.)

Carl (he/they/ze) | ⚔️ [BOT]: I'm back. the general consensus is "i don't care do whatever" 

Carl (he/they/ze) | ⚔️ [BOT]: I think we’re gonna wait a bit at least though

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: can I get some context for the hallucination thing /nfta

Technoblade (they/it) | ⚔️ [BOT]: oh yeah you don’t know about that, sorry

Technoblade (they/it) | ⚔️ [BOT]: I have schizophrenia. Mostly I just get auditory hallucinations but sometimes I get visual ones.

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BIG MAN: uhgggggg I hate schooollllll

Luna (she/they/nyx) | end [BOT]: sammeee school /neg

Luna (she/they/nyx) | end [BOT]: especially being frontstuck at school. I hate everything /hj

Bee boi: engliz /vneg 

Bee boi: lik how do thry expec me to writ an esey im litraly dislrxic 

Bee boi: alzo ehat does frontstuk meen 

Luna (she/they/nyx) | end [BOT]: basically it means im stuck and can't leave which sucks more because i have to pretend to be ranboo. I am not like end… at all. It sucks.

Bee boi: that sonds lik ir suks i hop yuo get unstuk soon. i feel bad fo yuo now :( 

Luna (she/they/nyx) | end [BOT]: its ok tubbo /g 

Dadza: okay everyone who should be at school go to class.

Bee boi: uhg fin

Bee boi and 4 others went offline

Luna (she/they/nyx) | end [BOT]: thats a lot of lurkers lmao /lh

Dadza: Luna..

Luna (she/they/nyx) | end [BOT]: ok ok going back to class

Genderman went offline

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: quick make fun of the children 

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: techno @Blood god

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: @Blood god

Blood god: yes children. Mhm

Blood god: they still go to school

Bicon: hey I still go to school D: /lh

Blood god: I still go to school too Eret /lh

Blood god: they are still legally required to go to school

Bicon: much better :D

Bicon: anyway i hate everything bc exams are soon

Blood god: ewww exams

Blood god: this is why i wish i dropped out

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: eret.. Im so betrayed.. Why did you have to remind me that exams are soon ))): 

Blood god: L 

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: uhg rude /lh

Bicon: i gtg i need to finish my essay. It may be due in like 3 hours

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: byyyeeee erettt

Blood god: bye eret

Dadza: bye eret gl on your essay

Dadza: Emma and Techno stop bullying the children when they can’t see 

Dadza: (also Emma don’t you also have an essay to write? /genq)

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: fuck you phil I was procrastinating that /lh

Dadza: …

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: I’ll go do iitttt

Blood god: Wil can I come in your room? I'm hallucinating a lot and its fucking with my head.

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: yeah u can come hang out

Blood god: thanks

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Blood god: just realized Carl has more pronouns than me. Im very jealous 

Blood god: shit wrong server

Blood god deleted one message

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: don’t worry i dont think anyone’s online except me wil and Phil (and im pretty sure Phil's live)

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: I saw nothing. (i actually saw nothing apparently shit happened at the exact moment we switched /lh)

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: L you missed the tea /lh

Blood god: can we move on from this topic before people get summoned /npa /g

Blood god: wait ranboo aren’t you at school?

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: nope! Mental health day because someone had a mental breakdown last night and didn’t sleep /nav. 

Blood god: who?

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: I honestly have no clue. 

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: whoever it was didn’t set themself as fronting in simply plural so idk who it was, and we’re polyfragmented and have upwards of 300 alters so Its kinda hard to use logic to figure it out. (also techno we have an introject of you and it has more pronouns then you /lh)

Blood god: spill the neos i want to steal.

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: cro/crown chao/chaos silent/silence god/gods xe/xem blade/blades 

Blood god: can you try all of them out,

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ye! Giv me a sec

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: This is Techno, silent wants to try out some neos!! That is very pog of xem! Im not that good at pronoun testing sentences but I hope this helps chaos and god can figure out what pronouns blade likes! Cro needs to drink water or I'll come make crown, yes this is a threat /nsrs. 

Blood god: hhhh /pos

Blood god: I think I like all of them except xe/xem they’re not really my vibe

Blood god: (ranboo I drank water 5 minutes ago don’t attempt to fight me. It will not end well for you.)

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Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: TECHNO I AM GOING TO COMIT MANY CRIMES ON YOU /mj

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: i just ticed “blood for the blood god”

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TECHNOBLADE /j

Blood god: heh how is that my fault /lh

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: I PICKED IT UP FROM YOUUUUUU

Blood god: Wil’s gonna say L I bet. I see them(?) typing (sorry i have no clue what pronouns for you guys atm)

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: L

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: fuck you beat me /lh (if you don’t know we’re all good with they/them) (i assume thats about the same for ranboo’s sys?)

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: (yep we’re all ok with they/them too)

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: update on the current vocal tics we have-

Ranboo (they/it/end/vwoop) | end [BOT]: “blood for the blood god,” “gay”(+several variations), “pog”(got that one from tommy /lh), and one where i say bonk and bonk the closest thing

Blood god: also names. What should i call you guys when i don’t know? /genq

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: Wil or Wilbur is fine for us /g

Genderman: ranboo or any nickname variations of that (not catboo i stg tubbo /lh /hj) -boo

Genderman: pk. -boo

Genderman: pk why do you do this to us. -boo

Music man: liam- pk where are youuuuu

Bicon: why is everyone being mad at a bot? /lh

Music man: liam- because its brokennnnn

Genderman: pk /neg. -boo

Bicon: ah fair enough 

Bicon: for whatever reason it didn’t actually register in my brain that you have tics ranboo.

Bicon: i don’t know why.

Genderman: uhhhh I don’t think we’ve actually ever mentioned it lmao. that might be why -boo

Pk /neg 

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Enderwalkers: someone just came into front and i don’t know who.. -boo

Enderwalkers: i can’t tell if theyre new or just haven't introduced themself to me /lh -boo

Guitar string collective: liam- need help or anything?

Enderwalkers: yeah probably -boo

Enderwalkers: ??uh i think ranboo left,,

Guitar string collective: liam- ok. do you think you might be new?

Enderwalkers: ??maybe??? I think so

Guitar string collective: liam- do you know what your name is? Or what your pronouns are?

Guitar string collective: liam- if not maybe I could help you find one

Enderwalkers: ??i think they/them but i don't think i know a name,,

Guitar string collective: liam- do you have any ideas of a theme or letters you want for a name? i can give you some suggestions

Enderwalkers: ??I think nature or space themed please

Guitar string collective: liam- ok! give me a minute to think of some

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: fern, Leif/leaf, rain, river, moss, celeste, nova, star. sorry I'm not great at coming up with names 

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: ayyyy pk's back woo /ot /pos

Blurry/new | end [BOT]: i think i like nova or rain,, i don't know which though

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: cool! do you want me to test them out on you /genq

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: also if you like them both you could use both /g

Blurry/new | end [BOT]: yeah can you try them out /nf

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: hi rain!

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: hi nova!

Blurry/new | end [BOT]: hhh i think i like both of them

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: nice!!

Eden (she/they) | end [BOT]: thanks for the help Liam, but we have to go eat. ill help nova get pk and everything set up when we get back /npa /nm

Liam (they/them) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: alright thats fine /g. bye Eden!

Eden (she/they) | end [BOT]: bye liam! 

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Genderman: mmmmmmm /neu

Genderman: being blurry is annoyingggg

Genderman: i would like to know who tf i am is that too much to ask /nav 

Music man: mmmm i hope you get unblurry soon /g

Music man: Tommy’s trying to make me commit crimes with him… 

Music man renamed themself

Dirty crime boy: im a bit of a dirty crime boy myself

Genderman: i notice you're not proxying either Mx. Dirty crime boy :squint: /lh 

Dirty crime boy: eh 

Dirty crime boy: still just Wil just too lazy to proxy or turn ap on /lh

Genderman: lol relatable

Genderman: its kinda funnier cuz people can change our dns

Dirty crime boy: trueeeeee

Dirty crime boy: but haven't i been able to convince one of your alters to change your proxy dn to catboo

Genderman: THAT WAS ONE TIME FUCK OFF

Genderman: /lh /nm

Cat girl: ooooo ranboo said a swear im telling mommmmm /lh /t /nsrs

Genderman: which one /lht

Genderman: smh crumb

Genderman: i definitely didn't forget you were in this server

Cat girl: D: you forgot about me??? your own sister?? how dare you /lhj

Genderman: i didn't forget about you just your existence in this specific discord server /lh

Cat girl: but still -.- /lh

Genderman: you are aware my memory is crap crumb... you've only known that for like 8 years /lh

Dirty crime boy: ???

Dirty crime boy: ranboo??

Dirty crime boy: why did you say "which one" after crumb said she was going to tell mom

Genderman: oh yeah crumb and i were foster kids and we got adopted by a lesbian couple so we have 2 moms 

Dirty crime boy: ahhh 

Dirty crime boy: a fellow traumatized foster kid 

Genderman: … ok how many foster kids are in this server /lh /nf

Dirty crime boy: well me Tommy and Techno all are

Dirty crime boy: Techno and I are also twins but ye

Crumb: nd me boo n foolish r all too

Genderman: there are 6 foster kids here how the heck did this happen

Dirty crime boy: well Tommy made the group chat soooo

Dirty crime boy: blame him

Genderman: TOMMY @BIG MAN

Genderman: @BIG MAN

Genderman: @BIG MAN

BIG MAN: WHAT I WAS HAVING A CRISIS

Genderman: somehow you managed to put 6 foster kids in the same discord server good job /lh

BIG MAN: wait what??

Genderman: scroll up a bit 

BIG MAN: YOO POG

BIG MAN: IMMA GO BACK TO HAVING MY CRISIS NOW BYE

Genderman: byee

Genderman: have fun?

Dirty crime boy: tommy do you want to talk? if you aren't comfortable here you can dm me

BIG MAN: yeah can we dm actually /nf

Dirty crime boy: of course!

DMs between Wilbursoot and Tommyinnit

Wilbursoot: so what's up toms?

Tommyinnit: so uh 

Tommyinnit: its kinda system shit

Tommyinnit: im just overwhelmed i guess

Wilbursoot: mmm toms if you want to come talk you can come in my room

Tommyinnit: no.

Tommyinnit: i think im more comfortable not actually talking and just doing this like this

Wilbursoot: thats fine /g

Wilbursoot: but if you want to come in later the offer still stands 

Tommyinnit: thanks wil..

Wilbursoot: anyway what's the crisis about?

Tommyinnit: well.. so i know you're a system now.. and i know im like one too or some shit.. but its confusing and complicated and just mmmm /neg

Wilbursoot: mmm yeah thats fair,, that was pretty much my reaction to discovering my system

Wilbursoot: honestly just take your time, no one expects you to know everything or accept everything. I know its a lot but you can talk to me and ranboo and honestly anyone in the server, we’re all here for you /gen

Tommyinnit: can you give me a hug.. 

Wilbursoot: mhm want me to come to your room or you coming to mine

Tommyinnit: yours im already coming

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Dirty crime boy: awwwww look at toms [image: Tommy is curled up asleep against Wilbur's chest]

Genderman: that is the biggest blackmail i have ever seen wil /lh 

Dirty crime boy: i know. That's why i have it /lh /hj

Dadza: awwww look at my sweet boy

Dirty crime boy: ew parents come and ruin everything /vlhj

Blood god: I wouldn't call Tommy sweet but you do you Phil. /lh

Dadza: Techno I swear to gods

Dadza: stop dissing Toms when he can't even see it

Blood god: no <3

Dirty crime boy: fhdkl tech this is the first time ive seen you no <3 someone fksodjsi

Blood god: I was just in a silly goofy mood Wilbur.

Genderman: im gonna go play Minecraft anyone wanna vc? /ot /nf

Bee boi: o: i just got home i wil vc in lik five minutes boo

Dirty crime boy: i can't tommy's on top of me and I can't move /lh 

Blood god: ill join im probably gonna stay muted though

Blob: id like to join too whats the plan?

Genderman: i was thinking bedwars or something like that

Blob: ok! give me like 5 minutes i don't even have my pc on yet lmao

Dirty crime boy: (when toms wakes up we both might join if you guys are still playing) 

Genderman: 👍

Dadza: I’m probably ending stream in a few minutes I might join then

DMs between Wilbursoot and Philza

Philza: I noticed Tommy was having a crisis, is he alright? 

Wilbursoot: yeah he's just overwhelmed rn

Philza: with what? /nf

Wilbursoot: I don’t think he wants me to tell anyone about it, not yet at least. I promise if it was something bad I'd tell you but I don’t want to betray his trust unless I have to.

Philza: that's fine /gen

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BIG MAN: i fuckjing hate school assembilies im ghekjsfmdf

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: yeah same im literally hiding in the bathroom so i dont havve to go

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: wanna come join me?

BIG MAN: yes but also talking to teachers is scary

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: also tubbo’s with me

BIG MAN: omw

BIG MAN: PHILLL

BIG MAN: NEXT TIME THERES A ASSEMBLY CAN U PICK ME UP EARLYYY PLEASSEEEEEE

Dadza: as long as you aren’t going to use it as a way to get out of actual school sure.

BIG MAN: thank you phil you literally saving my life

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: also could you pick me and tubbo up too /nf

Dadza: as long as both of your parents are aware and ok with it.

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ty

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: tubbo also says thanks he's just too lazy to get his phone out 

Blood god: tfw the substitute teacher doesn't understand that you’re literally mute and tries to send you to the office for not saying here during attendance. /neg

Blood god: I have never wanted to commit an actual murder more than I do right now.

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: will join you in murdering for that. I kinda get the pain. Im probably autistic and going nonverbal is a thing and its annoying.

Blood god: well technically I’m only selectively mute but still I have never spoken at school. The only people who have heard my voice are Phil, Wil, Tommy, and Kristen.

BIG MAN: just saying techs voice is realy nice 

Dadza: tech aren’t you in class. Get off discord

Blood god: no. I walked out.

Blood god: the sub was being a dick.

Blood god: also I know for a fact Tommy's never gonna let me live this down but him saying my voice is nice genuinely made my day a tiny bit better.

Dadza: want me to come pick you up tech?

Dadza: ik thats your last class and you definitely aren’t going back there

Blood god: I don’t want you to drop everything for me but if you aren’t busy that’d be nice /g

Dadza: If I wasn’t willing to come get you I wouldn’t have offered /gen 

Dadza: I was just about to pick Toms and Ranboo up anyway I’ll just stop by and get you

Dadza: be there in about 10 minutes.

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: wow I totally forgot you were picking me up to lmao

Blood god: bruhh

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: sorry if this is too personal or some shit but i was wondering if there’s a specific reason you’re mute or just a thing? /nfta

Blood god: probably trauma. I don’t absolutely know but probably trauma.

Dadza: tech I’m here 

Blood god: yoooo

Blood god: @BIG MAN Phil told me to let you know he’ll be there to pick you and ranboo up in about 5 minutes.

Blood god: not @ing ranboo because I know vwoop’s still here

BIG MAN: didnt need to @ me im looking at boob bois phone /nm

Blood god: well I didn’t know that child /nm

BIG MAN: mmmmmmmm i wanna go homeeeeee

Blood god: we’re coming. Be patient.

Blood god: 2 minutes. I’m sure you’ll survive.

Dadza: we’re here. Usual spot in case you were wondering

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: tubbo tommy is pouting because techno has shotgun

Blood god: Tommy I am older, and also I was here first. 

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“Yea well Phil adopted me first so fuck you” Tommy pouted, crossing his arms across his chest

“Tommy stop terrorizing your sibling,” Phil said

“No fuck you dad,” Tommy said, flipping Phil off from the back seat “techno’s laughing at meeee. Make them stopppp”

“L” ranboo said with a small laugh

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Blood god: Ranboo is based they just L-ed Tommy 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: O: /pos

Blood god: [picture of Tommy and Ranboo looking down at Ranboo’s phone]

Blood god: don’t ask why Tommy isn’t just looking at his own phone I don’t know

Tommy (he/it/fuck) | end [BOT]: MY PHONES DEAD DICKHEAD 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: fuck didn’t realize that was someone's proxy lmao 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: we have too many alters i can’t keep track of them all

Genderman: pk;m Tommy

Pluralkit: 

    Tommy (enderwalker sys)

  Display Name 

      Tommy (he/it/fuck)

  Message Count

      27

  Proxy Tags

      text-tommy

      text-tom 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ok cool didn’t realize he existed

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: on a completely different topic can i invite one of my friends? We were talking earlier and they want to join

Dirty crime boy: yea sure go ahead

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: shit forgot to proxy

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: I literally turned ap on and still forgot to proxy

Blood god: smh Wilbur. smh 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: I sent her the invite but i think he’s sleeping so idk when she’ll join

Blood god: Wil we’re home where are you

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: my room trying to stop fucking dissociating 

Dadza: just a random question for the systems in the chat how many of you are like diagnosed?

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: were diagnosed and so is karl’s sys

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: our therapist says we have it but were technically not diagnosed yet

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Blob: hopefully gonna finally actually get diagnosed with Tourettes today

Blob: I’m going to my neurologist today 

Blob: literally leaving in like 5 minutes

Blood god: yooo good luck!

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: fhksje we’re going to a neurologist today too lmao. We’re hopefully gonna figure out the whole tics thing eventually 

Blob: the same day I’m finding out what I have you’re getting started on figuring it out, that's a weird coincidence lol 

Blob: bye chat saps here I gotta go

Blood god: o/

Blob went offline

Blood god: ranboo when is your thing at?

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: uhhhh idk but we’re leaving in 20 minutes

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: procrastinates anxiously 

Blood god: I get bein anxious but I’m sure it’ll all go fine /gen

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: thanks techno /g

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: my brain’s just doing the thing it does literally all the time that makes me want to curl up in a little ball until I die /hj

Blood god: can we go to the other server /nf

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: sure

Pk /neg 

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Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: so why did you wanna move to this server? /nfta

Technoblade (they/it) | ⚔️ [BOT]: partially because I can’t remember how to change my display name and I want to add pronouns to it and partially because I keep wantin to say things and not bein able to because its system related stuff

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ok well the command for the displayname is pk;m [name] dn [display name]

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: ty I think Carl set it up so I didn’t remember how 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: mm fair. You have no idea the amount of time someone has had to explain to us how to set up pk because amnesia is annoying like that

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: so I was talking to Wil about system stuff the other day and he mentioned some stuff about how his system has basically no amnesia but a lot of systems do and I was kinda wondering what it’s like for you guys

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: it depends honestly

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: theres a group (subsystem) who front the most and within that group we usually don’t have blackout amnesia. And I think theres some other subsystems that have the same thing. But if its someone in my subsystem switches with someone in a different subsystem then thats usually blackout amnesia

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: that seems very complicated /lh

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: yea tell me about it 

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: also care to elaborate about what a subsystem is? 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: uhhh idk how to explain it its too complicated idk how it works and we have several

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: its basically just a group 

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: ok ty

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: i gtg see you later

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: o/

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Blob: chat

Blob: chat

Blob: chat

Blob: chat

Blob: chat

Blob: fhfkdssdfkjsdhnvw /pos

Blob: I GOT THE FUCKING DIAGNOSIS LETS FUCKING GOOO

Blood god: YOOO 

BIG MAN: YOO THATS POGGERS DUDE /POS

BIG MAN: techno I think thid is the most excitement ive ever seen you show… like ever /lh

Sapnap: just saying dream has been happy stimming since we got home lmao /pos

Blob: fuck off snapmap /lh /nm

Blob: also yeah i don’t think ive seen this much genuine exitement from you tech except when you’re ranting about greek mythology /lh

Blood god: I’m just happy for you Dream. I’m just bein a supportive friend, am I not allowed to have emotions /lh

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Z (it/voi/crypt) | end [BOT]: just got back from therapy that was definitely a lot of shit /nav /neu

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: like /neg lots of shit or just a lot /nf

Z (it/voi/crypt) | end [BOT]: just a lot. Not particularly /neg a lot, just a lot. It got pretty overwhelming because therapy tends to be for us especially because today we were working on trauma-related things today

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: ah 

Z (it/voi/crypt) | end [BOT]: yeah, I only front if we’re doing trauma shit in therapy or we get super triggered

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: mmm want a hug? /nf

Z (it/voi/crypt) | end [BOT]: No thanks, I don’t really like hugs, or being touched honestly /npa

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: [image description: Tommy T-posing just inside Wilbur’s room, wearing 6-inch platform boots, flipping them off with both hands]

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: Tommy just walked in our room and is doing this now- /lh

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: he also called me a bitch

Allium (purr/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: pfft did he say something else or just call you a bitch

Allium (purr/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: also where did he get the boots?

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: he walked in and said “fight me now tall bitch”

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: context Liam(?) threatened to fight him this morning 

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: Idk Eret bought the wrong size and Tommy apparently asked for them 

Allium (purr/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: @Bicon whered you get those platform boots from i want them /nf

Bicon: amazon lmao, I’ll send you the link when I get home I’m in class rn

Allium (purr/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: its like 3:30 how are you still in class /lh

Bicon: Universities are weird like that. 

Bicon: also I only had 3 classes today lol

Emma (she/they/faun) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: upvote university is weird we had two classes today one from 8-9 and the other was 9:15-10 today but that was it

Allium (purr/they/voi/nyx) | end [BOT]: we only went to 4 and a half classes today cuz we had therapy today 

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Big Q: i hate tic atakes so fuckinf much rhis is awful

Big Q: fidnfjekcmdl /vnef

Bug Q: */vneg

Genderman: oof felt

Genderman tic attack are so awful

Aimsey just showed up

Aimsey: i feel like i have bad timing-

Genderman: meh your good lol 

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: yoo new person ive been summoned 

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: go do an intro

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: #intros

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Aimsey: I'm Aimee or Aimsey, he/she/they/xe/star pronouns (in no particular order) my body is stupid and hates me (chronic pain go brr /neg)

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Bug Q: my tics have finally decided to chill the hell out thank god

Big Q: Aimsey ik you said chronic pain, do you know what you have or nah lol? /nfta

Aimsey: I have EDS and possibly some other shit but idk yet

Aimsey: its very fun im just in pain constantly /s

Dm between Ranboo and Aimsey

Aimsey: so do they know you're a system? I dont want to out you

Aimsey: also whos fronting rn if you know

Ranboo: they know about us

Ranboo: honestly I have no clue who’s fronting right now we’ve been blurry all day its annoying

Aimsey: mm

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Blood god: My brother is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment…

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: Its a special event fuck you

Blood god: shut up.

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: yeah I'm finally getting diagnosed with autism lets fucking go

Wilbur (he/they) (☀️🎶) [BOT]: techno did not give literally any context

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: yooo good luck!!

Pk /neg 

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Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: … a little fronted and bought a concernin amount of candy…

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: they spent almost 50 dollars on candy from amazon… Carl and I are goin to have to hide this so they don’t eat all of it at once. smh 

Astral (they/it) | end [BOT]: oof. Thats happened to us multiple times… 

Astral (they/it) | end [BOT]: its kinda concerning whenever it happens

Technoblade (they/it/silent/chao) | ⚔️ [BOT]: How has that happened multiple times what the hell

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Technoblade: Trying to figure out if im regressed or actually one of our littles 

 Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: oh you’re a regressor? 

Technoblade: at this point I think so?? Before i started figuring out the system stuff i was pretty sure but now im less sure

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: do you think it might help if i called you a name? That helps us figure out whos fronting a lot of the time

Technoblade: that might help actually

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: k do you want me to call you techno or something else?

Technoblade: i think technos fine

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ok! Hey techno how are you doing today

Technoblade: ok that feels right 

Technoblade: i must be regressed then

Technoblade: im gonna go watch cartoons until i get bored i think 

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: one of our littles heard you and wants to hang out and watch cartoons now 

Technoblade: if you guyses parents are good with it dad wont mind if you just show up

Technoblade: i wouldn’t mind hanging out with you guys either

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: pog yeah ill be there in like 5 minutes

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: I don’t think ive ever heard you call phil dad before

Technoblade: nice

Technoblade: i usually dont over text but i call him dad all the time

Ranboo (they/it/vwoop) | end [BOT]: ah fair

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Blood god: gm 

BIG MAN: GOOD MORNING TECHNOBLADE

Blob: morning

Blob: not good morning because its too early for this shit

Blood god: yeah it is too early but I didn’t actually sleep because I spent all night cramming for my math exam 

Dirty crime boy: Tech how many monsters did you have /lh

Karl Jacobs: I heard monster and was summoned [: 

Blood god: one and I’m drinkin a second one

Karl Jacobs: I havn’t slept in three dayz anf im on my 12ht monster 

Dirty crime boy: Karl how the fuck are you alive what the fuck thats so much caffeine

Karl Jabobs: Honeslty Im alive out of spite at thisd poont

Blood god: exams are so bad I hate them

Blood god: at least this is my last one

Dirty crime boy: I finished mine yesterday :) 

Blood god: stfu

Blood god: i hate you.

Genderman: I still have like a whole week then exams

Genderman: so jealous 

Blood god: anyway I gtg I’m gonna get another monster then go take my exam

Blood god: byeeee

Genderman: byeeeeeee

Dirty crime boy: Ranboo aren’t you in class rn?

Genderman: yes but I finished my work so im just chilling

Genderman: and this teacher is chill

Dirty crime boy: nice

Dirty crime boy: I’m out for the summer now 

Genderman: luckyyyyy

Dirty crime boy: I love how neither of us are actually proxying rn

Genderman: theres like 5 of us in front rn you think we know whos saying what

Dirty crime boy: oof- i’m just being lazy

Genderman: fair

Genderman: been there done that

Genderman: anyway class is about to end i gtg our next teacher is kinda an ass so im not gonna be back for a while

Dirty crime boy: byeeee

Dirty crime boy: I’m gonna go play minecraft if anyone wants to join

Dirty crime boy: @everyone

Blob: I think I might join you its not like im doing anything

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Bench trio gc

Ender boi: where r we gonna sit for lunch today?

BIG MAN: outside by that tree i htink

Ender boi: oki cool

BIG MAN: aaaanf never mind my maths teacher wants me to stay an ddo maths

Bee boi: oof i hav to stay aftr to sorry boo :( 

Ender boi: nooooooo

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Genderman: @aimsey can u come sit with me at lunch tommy and tubbo both have to work on stuff

Aimsey: yea sure where were u guys gonna sit 

Genderman: yk that big tree over by the bus lot

Aimsey: meet at your locker or outside

Genderman: we can meet at my locker 

Aimsey: cool

BIG MAN: wilburrrrrr my maths tracher is being a dickkkkkk

BIG MAN: hez making me stay at luncj to do homework that i fucking did anf turned in

Dirty crime boy: oof did you do it right or did you just compleatly bullshit it

BIG MAN: I actualy did ir righ t he fuckinf lost it or some shit

Genderman: noooo

Blob: L get fucked child

Blob: /j

BIG MAN: fuxkin rude  

BIG MAN: im gonha fuckin kil; you or sometying

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As of right now I don't see myself adding any more to this fic, I might post a couple incomplete oneshots in the series but I have pretty much completely fallen out of the dream SMP fandom. I initially intended this fic to go a lot longer than it has but I simply haven't written anything for it in almost a year.

Also with the shit surrounding Wilbur that's come out I don't feel very comfortable writing him. I'm not going to re-write/edit anything to just get rid of him, but if I ever were to post a new chapter/oneshot he will have a minor role at most.

I am in the process of writing a Fable SMP fic so I'm not just disappearing off this site entirely lol. (I should be posting the first chapter of that soon(ish) tehe)

With that being said I hope everyone enjoyed this, I really enjoyed writing this aswell. <3