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The strange screens all across the citadel light up, the screens turn dark as white text appears.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
-Albert Einstein
No one knew who this Albert Einstein was, but the quote that was shown was not very comforting to hear about this supposed new emerging species.
"That's a bit concerning," Garrus said as he sat in the clinic lobby.
"I'm sure it's nothing," Tali said sitting alongside him.
Suddenly the screens show a skull crossed with crutches and white text.
The stunts in this were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this
Ecstasy of Gold begins to play as the screens cut to the scene of a suburban area with a large cloud of smoke, emerging from the smoke were a group of humans alongside some Turian, Asari, Krogan, and one Volas called "wee-man" with terrified looks on their faces. While most of the citadel were astounded as to why these humans looked so much like the Asari, a few were wondering just why there were scared and running. Suddenly a rampaging herd of bulls emerged from the smoke smashing and destroying all in their path as they rammed all the people on screen. Near the end, as a Turian and a human with stubble and a buzz cut enters a home to avoid the rampaging bulls, the turian jumps out the window while the human looks on at the camera.
"Hi, I'm Shepard Knoxville, and this is JACKASS." the human is then rammed through a window as a heard of bulls stamped.
The entire Citadel was shocked as to what happened on screen, except the Krogans, they were just laughing their ass's off.
"What the fuck was that?" Garrus said in a state of shock trying to wrap his head around what he just saw.
Wrex was laughing like crazy, rolling on the floor and holding his sides, "HAHAHAHA~ I-I CAN'T HAHAHA"
Chapter two Coming soon. . . Hopefully