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Victor Nikiforov announces retirement this morning
Anonymous
04/11/2014 Friday 04:47:32
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>>75401 (OP)
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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>>75401 (OP)
WHAT
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>>75401 (OP)
>becomes best figure skater of all time
>wins 5 consecutive gold medals
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
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instead of coaching longtime competetor Giacometti or rising star Yuri Plisetsky he's abandoning his career for some literal who from Japan. Do we even know if they knew each other for that long?
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If this Yuri guy winds up bashing Victor in the kneecap with a baton, I'm gonna shit.
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its about time, fucking shitty overrated attention whore needs to get his bald ass off the ice already
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I thought Katsuki was retiring?? There's been a lot of news articles about it?
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everyone calm the fuck down, nikiforov is always trying to start new drama so people will pay attention to him
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>>75425
That doesn't even fucking make sense what does he gt out of quitting?
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>>75426
your talking about him right now
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>>75427
No shit we're talking about him retard, he's the most decorated figure of all time,
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Maybe Victor convinced Katsuki not to quit? We don't know how they know each other
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>I'm quitting guys don't pay attention to me anymore
>Just kidding pay more attention to me
ok retard
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>>75429
I'm scrolling through his insta and I don't see them together? basically everyone he's competed with more than once has a selfie with him. katsuki doesn't have any socials
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>>75432
Victor was like just in his country, maybe they ran into each other
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>>75433
japan's a REALLY small country so maybe!
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>>75434
Yuuri lives all the way in the Saga Prefecture, and the GPF was in Saitama you fucking moron.
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>>75433
HE DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT WHAT HE'S DOING NEXT SEASON. THEY PLANNED THIS ALL ALONG
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>>75436
Doesn't Yuri's family have a hotel? Maybe he decided to stay there and they started talking about a collaboration there
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>>75439
Wait! what if!! that Victor has been staying at their hotel every few years when he's in Japan! what if they've been friends for all these years and no one knew!
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>>75401 (OP)
NOOO! FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I WAS JUST GETTING BACK INTO SKATING AND I WAKE UP TO THIS? THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER
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what if Crispino wins the next gpf
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What If Chris decides to repent for his Horrible Sins
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what if victor nikiforov decided to quot skating to coach some asian guy
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>>75459
What if we made a thread on /ice/ about it
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>>75459
what if some absolute fucking faggots started making up fanfiction about how they've been plotting this whole stupid plan for years
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what if yuratchka became the new world champion!!!
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what if we wake up and this is all a horrible dream. viktor will continue to dazzle us for many more years to come
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>>75477
he will never have sex with you
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>You Will Never get to have sex with Victor Nikiforov
>You Will Never get to see his beautiful hair disheveled from the throes of pleasure
>You Will Never gently hold his hand afterwards
>You Will Never promise to stay close to him
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>>75489
Your husbando is bald and not going to skate anymore.
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i am seriously considering killing myself right now
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>>75505
don't do it anon! you have so much to live for! like JJ breaking all of victor's records!
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4chan hates him! How one nerdy Asian guy made half of /ice/ commit suicide in one night using one weird trick!
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