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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.

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    30 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This story predates Bojack Horseman and I think it may have inspired the series. Cannot recommend enough

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    Superstar Dave Strider comes home to discover his little brother wants to jump his bones and won't take no for an answer. WHOOPS!

    Fill for the kinkmeme:

    "I'd like to see an Alpha Dave/Bro fic where -- although he's younger -- Bro is clearly still the one in control. Like, Dave is the one being seduced and taken advantage of."

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    30 Apr 2025

  3. Rec 16

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    Ivan, a zoosadist, is conflicted about his fetish. One night he finds a certain website that may change his life forever.

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    10 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Hank returns home to an unusually quiet house, finding no sign of Connor and Sumo in the living room or kitchen. Following a rhythmic sound, he discovers Connor engaged in sexual acts with Sumo in his bedroom, leaving him utterly devastated.

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    12 Dec 2024

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    Thank god people are still writing this dynamic

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    This is the story of a Petunia Dursley who saw Harry Potter sleeping on her stoop and said 'How can this benefit me?'

    And it's the story of Harold Evans Dursley who grew up knowing there was power in being polite and that sometimes getting people to do what you want was easier than you'd think. Also, having Dudley sit on the kids trying to punch you works like a charm.

    And it's the story of Dudley Dursley who is determined to squash bullies, be polite, and do the best he can at--well, everything. He's going to learn languages and battle maths and end up working at Grunnings with his brother. And everything will be totally brill.

    This is a story of book clubs and bridge, parseltongue shenanigans and owl-backed child mafias, of all the things that happen while they're not at Hogwarts-- and all the stuff that does.

    It's a story about Harold the Normal. He's here to learn magic and go home... because the rest of his life is waiting for him.

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    21 Aug 2024

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