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Diluc Ragnvindr is a beloved and very well-decorated man. In public he’s known as the heir to Ragnvindr Liquors, son of the esteemed and highly respected Crepus Ragnvindr. He’s been a celebrity since his role in Venessa’s Quest at age 8, The Little Owl Prince at age 12, Mondstadt and Its Cavalry! at age 14 and many more roles, including his recent and most popular one as his role as The Darknight Hero in the critically acclaimed series Angels Share. The public has seen him at every stage of his life: The cute little kid in the fantastical movies and tv shows that many people looked upon with nostalgia, to the heartthrob young bachelor as he now plays more darker and nitty-gritty roles. However, Diluc is very secretive about his private life. No interviewer or paparazzi has been able to even take a glimpse behind the curtain.
No one knows about Kaeya Alberich. He is the one treasure Diluc will steal away and hide from this world.
He met Kaeya at a cafe. It was a calm Thursday afternoon, around 3:00. Diluc just finished recording a scene and went to pick up some coffee for his dad. Crepus recommended a small little cafe downtown called ‘Dragonspine’. He asked for one of their iced lattes and told Diluc to get whatever he would like. Originally, he hadn’t planned to, but once he reached the place, there was something that he did get: A blue haired angel tucked cosily in one of the couch tables. He was fully engrossed, reading one of the Angels Share comics. He wore an oversized jacket with furs and looked like a round little blueberry. Diluc asked him if he could sit next to him, and the rest was history.
Di-lucs Membership
@dluchero
Guys did you see the new official post??? Diluc’s taking autographs at the pop-up Angels Share store!!! I’m gonna faint omg omg
5 mins ago
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OMW TO MY HUSBAND
@dnhwife
Gonna waste all my money bestays
↪ @dluchero: the real simp hussle i respect you my brother in barbatos
Diluc’s real wife (source: trust me)
@dnh40921
Diluc this 😒 Diluc that 😪 I wanna see my goddess Jean 😍/hj /lh
↪ @dluchero: +1
↪ @dnhwife: +1
↪ @thebillowingwind: why choose just pick both 😋
↪ @thebillowingwind, @dawnphoenix: mf as if they would date any of us mortals
↪@thebillowingwind @dawnphoenix, @DAWNN: tfw when ur bisexual but nobody wants u 😔
Wednesday, 4:30 PM
Diluc’s been signing autographs since this afternoon. And he didn’t even get to kiss his beautiful boyfriend this morning.
Kaeya was snuggled to his side, long eyelashes fluttering prettily when Diluc pressed a kiss against his lovely cheeks. He woke up later than he needed to be, and he couldn’t spare another moment or Varka would have his head, so he separated himself from his baby even if it physically pained him to hear him whimper at the loss. He truly did appreciate his fans coming to the signing event, and he hoped he didn’t come across as grumpy during the signing event. There were a few particular faces he recognized from the crowd. Bennett, a young content creator on KAMERA who posted lore videos and speculations and a long time fan. Diluc’s rather fond of him, despite how clumsy he is. He also remembers one eccentric young woman by the name of Fischl, who was very enthusiastic about introducing her pet bird to Diluc’s falcon. Oh, and his lovely boyfriend, Kaeya.
Wait, Kaeya?
A mischievous, cute little face greeted him. Diluc wanted to look disappointed, but couldn’t stop himself from smiling warmly. Kaeya’s starry eyes glimmered, capturing the light of the sun like fresh sparkling water in the spring. He shuffled on his feet, feigning shyness by inclining his head lower and peeking at Diluc from under his long lashes. He gave him a poster, one that Diluc remembers giving to him recently, and he whispered, “I’m your biggest fan, Mr. Ragnvindr.”
“Truly?” Diluc breathed out, briefly holding Kaeya’s hand as he took the poster and signed it. “I’d love to get acquainted.”
Kaeya giggled, “It’s a date!”
Diluc hated for Kaeya to leave, but damn did he love watching him go. He really, really wanted to go home.
cute bluenette spotted 😏
@mamamiaohh
yo was anyone at the angels share signing? If you talked to the hottie with blue hair could you tell me his name? You know, just asking for a friend.
↪ @sharetheangels: same same, i just wanna know his name you know, wanna be his friend
Official Diluc Clips
@dlclippers
Clip from @ben-nettpyro: Diluc smiling and staring at a mysterious blue haired man.
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Diluc’s Arm Appreciation Leader
@angelatangelsshare
Hey, does anyone know her twitter? #angelssharetwt
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↪ @dluchero: that’s a man
↪ @dluchero, @angelatangelsshare: WHAT
↪ @angelatangelsshare, @dnhwife: caught in 4K 📸!!!!
↪ @angelatangelsshare: how he got a cake like that tho ?? 👀😏
↪ @angelatangelsshare, @tartalihaha: twt user jebaited by plumpy jiggly ass
Diluc was a lot more careful after that. He felt rather…peeved at the amount of people who were immediately interested in Kaeya. He quickly shut down or ignored any questions about him, and soon enough the internet moved on to another thing, and Kaeya was out of the public’s mind. He introduced Kaeya to Crepus recently, and despite Crepus’ initial shock at Kaeya’s eccentric fashion taste, he’d grabbed Diluc by the shoulders and proclaimed that if Diluc didn’t make an honest man out of Kaeya, then he’d have failed as a parent.
It was…peaceful. There was no pressure to act in propriety or be overly cautious with his words like he normally would. There was no pressure to hold up to an impossible image of perfection. Kaeya loves him, every version of him. He’s Diluc’s lovely peacock, free and wild and beautiful as any other wild bird of paradise.
The thought of retiring young and just spoiling his Kaeya with his unlimited fortune is very very tempting. It grows more and more enticing everyday. This morning, Kaeya had worn the most scandalously tight pants he’d ever worn in his life, and he strutted out the door without any regard for his poor boyfriend. Now Diluc is burdened with unwanted thoughts as he sits down by one of the Diluc plushie stands and entertains fans.
If only Kaeya was here.
“Hey, mister.” A twinkling little voice crooned. “Do you remember me? Your number one fan?”
Diluc stared at his face, then to the shamelessly open dip of his shirt, and those tight, tight pants that wrapped around his tiny waist and accentuated his curvy hips. His brain scrambled, and without thinking he suddenly gripped his waist and leaned down to claim those grinning lips in a kiss.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
@dluchero
Hello??? Barbatos??? Rex Lapis??? Celestia??? Anyone??? Send Help???!!!!
CUTE BLUNETTE SPOTTED ELECTRIC BUNGALOO
@mamamiaohh
@DilucRagnvindrOffical HEY HEY YOU ASSHOLE, THIS IS WHAT YOU’VE BEEN HIDING FROM US THIS WHOLE TIME? DEAD TO ME. #ISTHATDILUC’SBOYFRIEND
Stealing Diluc’s Boyfriend From Him 😋
@dnhwife
My answer to #ISTHATDILUC’SBOYFRIEND: no he’s not he’s my wife now please be respectful and stop mentioning diluc okay thank you
Exposing Myself On Main 💖💅😜
@angelatangelsshare
Is that ussy? 😻
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↪@sharetheangels: yes it is ussy it meow meow 😽
↪@thebillowingwind: here kitty kitty here kitty kitty
↪@dluchero: Y'ALL ARE NASTY, anyways psspspsppsspsp
Diluc’s Boyfriend Has Got It Goin On
@venessalionfang
Those pants are illegal and suspicious sir, I’m gonna have to search you
↪@bardasstoes: the cake ain't no lie this time it's a felony
ZhongLi Official
@officialzhongli_angelshare
Hello everyone, I don’t know what’s going on but let’s not make assumptions, perhaps this man is not Diluc’s boyfriend?→ #ISTHATDILUC’SBOYFRIEND
↪ @officialchilde: have you seen the clip baobei? [attached clip]
↪ @officialzhongli_angelshare: oh my apologies, they look very gay.
(Mona) Lisa Minci
@minci_official
What a cutie 💖 @DilucRagnvindrOfficial please answer #ISTHATDILUC’SBOYFRIEND. If he’s straight or bi tell him i’m free on saturday
↪ @angelsredhair: ma’am don’t you have a girlfriend? 😦
↪ @angelsredhair, @minci_official: sandwich
↪ @jeangunnhildrOFFICIAL: LISA MINCI
Got Ya Screamin Roses
@rosariawine
For anyone wondering, Diluc’s boyfriend’s twt is @glacialprince_ss. I’ve known him since middle school and he’s a little shit. Tell him to remember me once he’s famous and/or milks his sugar daddy dry
Kaeyanyanya
@glacialprince_ss
#ISTHATDILUC’SBOYFRIEND: yes, i am! 💕
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TRENDING:
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5k tweets
Diluc looked up from his phone and scowled. Kaeya this, Kaeya that. He’s seen enough close ups from strangers of his boyfriend’s hips, ass, thighs, crotch and chest for today. He looked around for his boyfriend in the crowded shopping centre, and saw him flustering and blushing as multiple people surrounded him and asked for pictures.
Kaeya squealed as Diluc picked him up like a bag of potatoes.
“This one’s mine.” He scowled and carried Kaeya away, much to his fans’ disappointment.