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Sunny and Mincy's Misadventures

Summary:

Sunny finds out someone has been stealing Mincy's art, so they set out on a journey to find this person and hold them at gunp- i mean, have them stop stealing art ver bad😡👎

also, i changed the name a few times
previous names:
sunny and mincy steal back an NFT of mincy's art
sunny and mincy steal back mincy's art
sunny and mincy's journey to reclaim her art

Notes:

got this idea from the sunburn central server, its in #non-sunburn-prompts by sJokurr#6822 and Harkinian the YaCubeZa#6401

here's the link to the server: https://discord.gg/B6FVpcw76R

Chapter 1: On the way

Chapter Text

"Hey, Mincy, someone is stealing your art on the internet and selling it for 420 morbillion dollars" Sunny said as he approached Mincy who is sitting on a bench, sketching something

"308 Negra, Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104" was Mincy's response to this

"What?"

"We have to steal it back, let's go" Mincy stands up drags Sunny to Weedsil's van

"ay guys (long exhale) what can i do for you?" Weedsil says with bong filled with unknown substance in his hand

"Someone is stealing my art and selling it, we have to find them and stea- I mean, reclaim it"

"gotcha man, (inhale) you know where they are?"

"I'm a girl" Mincy said

"Oh, can't see you clearly, its the smoke (exhale)" Basil was quite surprised

"Are you that high?" Mincy asked

"wh- what? high? nah, man, i'm just a bit tired"

"Alright, you're higher than clouds. I'll put the address in the GPS"

Suddenly two knocks come from the back of the van

"Weedsil, the green stuff isnt growing and there is some red gas, its really hard to breathe in here." a voice from the back of the van said

"(long inhale) use the gas mask, i put it there (exhale) for a reason" Weedsil responded

"It doesn't work, i think it's broken"

"put it on where there's clean air, it won't work otherwise."

"Where would that be? If i go outside right now someone might see the weed." The voice said, before starting to cough

"ill stop somewhere, (inhale) where no other life form is close enough to even see the van. (loooong exhale)"

"Get there quick, i can't breathe this shit for much longer" The voice said before a few more coughs

Weedsil turns to Sunny and Mincy "alright.. Sunny and... (cough)"

"Mincy." Mincy finished his sentence

"...Mini, hop in, we're gonna find that bastard who's (inhale) stealing your art" Weedsil said

Right as Sunny and Mincy sit down and close the door, Weedsil put the pedal on the metal

"i can (exhale) get there in about... 1 minute and 40 seconds?" Weedsil looked at the GPS

"14 minutes." Sunny corrects Weedsil
"You're clearly in no condition to drive."

"What? Nah girl, im perfectly fine." Weedsil responded

"First of all, No you're not, second of all, i'm a guy."

"What? youre a girl for a moment and a man the other?" Weedsil looked very confused

"There are two of us." Mincy explained

"yeah, you and me"

"You, me and Sunny"

Weedsil took a moment to calibrate this information

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Weedsil said before he coughed a couple times again
"i didnt know you had a girlfriend, Sunny."

"She's not my girlfriend, Basil."

"Come on Sunny, you dont have to keep secrets from your homies, also who's basil?"

"Basil, let me take the wheel, the van is filled with smoke, you can barely see anything, we're crammed like sardines in here and youre going 86 in a 50 zone." Sunny started reaching for the steering wheel

"i can open the window if that's what you (cough) want"

"You can't roll down the windows." Mincy looked around the door on her right

"i can break it" weedsil reaches for the hammer in the glovebox

"That's only gonna get you pulled over, also why would you break your own car window? It's not even gonna help, there will be shards everywhere." Sunny stops Weedsil

"Hah, whats next? I cant shoot a hole into the surface of Mars?" Weedsil said

"Wh- t- w- that's not even comparable!"

"Weedsil, you already did that though, don't you remember?" The same voice from the back of the van said

"Shut up and dont waste your air!" Weedsil shouted at the person in the back

After a few minutes of blindly driving, Weedsil's van broke down

"what the hell? (cough) useless car, work!" Weedsil shaked with the steering wheel

Mincy tries to open the door, but it's stuck

"Hey, the door is stuck!" Mincy tried desperately to open it

"It does that sometimes, just (inhale) put a little force into it" Weedsil said before exhaling more smoke into the van

"No, i mean it's actually stuck, i can't even move with it." Mincy tried to force the door open with her elbow

"Let Sunny try, hes really strong, he doesnt look like it but he is" Weedsil winked at Sunny

"Try your door, Basil." Sunny said

"Who's basil?" Weedsil looked at Sunny with a confused expression

"Just open your door, Weedsil."

"Ohhh, sorry, i couldn't hear you correctly, ill try" Basil barely touched the door and it just fell off, releasing all the smoke out of the car
"We're not gonna die, my door works fine. I feel like a hero right now."

Sunny looks at the broken car door that's laying in sand
"Works fine?" He asked sarcastically

"Uhhh, worked, i guess?" Weedsil said before stepping out of the car

"It's pretty hot in here, Damn" Weedsil comments as he looked around

Sunny steps out of the car with his mouth open in shock
"Basil."

Weedsil completely ignores Sunny, instead he gets even higher on the thing in his bong

"Basil." Sunny raised his voice

Weedsil continued to ignore him

"Basil." Sunny tapped weedsil on the shoulder

"huh, yeah, what?" Weedsil turned around to face Sunny

"Do you understand what just happened?" Sunny asked Basil

"n... OH, shit, i know what you mean" Weedsil sprinted to the back of the van

"yo, Mari, we're in the clear, you can get out."

...

"Mari, i said its okay, get the hell out of there" Basil banged on the doors twice

...

Sunny wanted to say what he really meant, but he realized that his sister was inhaling likely harmful chemicals for the past 10 minutes

"Mari, get the fuck out of there, why arent you opening the door?" Basil reaches for the door handles
"If you arent gonna open it, i will"

Basil waits a little white, then opened both doors, a wave of red gas and heat hit his face, making him cough

"Mari, (cough) stop playing with- (cough) -us, were getting pretty conc-" Weedsil stopped after the red gas clears up

He stared into the back for a little while before he mumbled something out

"Well fuck."

Sunny and Mincy follow Weedsil to see what is up, only to be greeted with Mari laying down, not moving at all

Chapter 2: Broken Down

Summary:

ruh roh raggy, looks like their car broke down in tHE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT

Notes:

hey i changed the name so its not unfunny anymore

Chapter Text

"Holy shit, are you okay Mari?" Weedsil said

No response

"Fuck, what do we do?"

"She might still be alive, just unconscious. Check her heartbeat!" Mincy said

"Unconi- unco- unoicnicantious... Heartbeat... what other fancy phrases are you gonna throw at me?"

Mincy dragged Mari out of the van

"Come on, do something, you're smart!"

"I-" Mincy got interrupted

"COME ON, YOU'RE SMART, DO 'THE THING'" Weedsil signals CPR by putting his hands together

"I never did that befo-" She gets interrupted again

"JUST FUCKING DO IT!"

"IT WON'T HELP, IT ONLY DELAYS WHATEVER BEFORE AN AMBULANCE ARRIVES!" Mincy started doing CPR

Weedsil pulls out his flip phone, looks at the screen for a while before he put it back into his pocket

"Why are you not calling an ambulance?" Mincy shouted at Weedsil

"No fucking service here, besides, what do you think they would do after they found a van full of weed?" Weedsil looks into the back of his van, which is indeed full of weed
"I'll tell you what would happen, we'd be behind the FUCKING BARS IN RECORD TIME!"

Sunny ignored all their words, he only watched as Mari wasn't responding to anything, he didn't know what to think. Was she dead? Just unconscious? Was this the day the storyline connects to the main pl- wait what? where did that thought come from? what main plot? are there different universes where he pushed Mari down the stairs and had to cover up with basil by hanging her and making it look like suicide? ...nah, no way, that sounds ridiculous, why would he push his beloved sister down the stairs? why would basil be there? anyway, very sad 😢 mario pls wak up 😭

"Hey, calm down everyone, she's breathing, she's not dead" Mincy said

"Progress, i guess. How the hell do we make her wake up?" Weedsil sounded a little relieved

Sunny got back in touch with reality, and realized that his sister still has a chance
"I read this somewhere online, make sure so she can breathe."

Mincy opened Mari's mouth

"And uhhh.... pulse? check her pulse!" Sunny added

"I already did, she does."

"And... I have no idea what to do next, since i only read like 8 words from that article because i was writing a fanfiction for a game." Sunny said

"What?" Mincy gave Sunny a confused look

"What?" Sunny responded

"I guess we wait then" Weedsil took the bong out of his car
"You guys want some?"

"I-I'll pass." Mincy rejected

"Tell me what that thing inside is and then we'll talk." Sunny said

"Oh, this? it's... I have no idea, Mari dumps all the bad chemicals into a bucket, this is where they end up." Weedsil inhaled some of the strange substance
"(exhale) man this is some real shit you gotta try this"

"So you just smoke some weird liquid that you dont even know the contents of?" Sunny asked

"yea- (cough)"

"Basil, put that fucking thing away, we don't need another pair of destroyed lungs in this desert." Sunny stops Weedsil from taking any more of the stuff

"for the last time, whos basil? also no need to worry, my lungs are perfectly fin- (cough cough)"

"I am not calling you Weedsil, that's just stupid."

"the FUCK did you just say about me?" Weedsil started getting angry

"Look, you're not some fucking kingpin of weed, so get that image right out of your head." Sunny kept pushing

Weedsil inhaled more of the stuff "(Cough) Who the fuck do you think you are you little shit?" Weedsil started walking slowly towards Sunny
"You clearly dont know who youre talking to, pal. You think im just some street weed dealer? Huh?"

Sunny stood his ground

"You think that you're not in danger? That i wouldn't DARE to even lay a FINGER on one of my friends?" Weedsil gets increasingly angrier and angrier
"Well the Basil you remember? He's GONE! Gone, reduced to atoms! I am now Weedsil, and you repeatedly refuse to call me that, even through my constant warnings!"

"H-hey, guys, calm down, we already have huge problems on our hands, why add more?" Mincy tried to stop this from escalating

"Stay out of this, Mini." Weedsil pointed at Mincy before turning back to Sunny

"You're not the Walter White of weed, Basil." Sunny said

"You're goddamn right, i am the HEISENBERG of weed!" Weedsil's nose was almost touching Sunny's

Sunny scoffs "Well, maybe. Because both you and Heisenberg sure have a giant ego, while being actually extremely vulne-" Sunny got interrupted by Weedsil punching him in the face

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!" Weedsil shouted at Sunny before inhaling the rest of the weird substance in his bong
"(cough) WOAH, IM FLYING HIGH RIGHT NOW!"

"G-Guys! Stop! You can't just kill each other in the middle of the de-" Mincy got interrupted by Weedsil
"I SAID, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MINI!" Weedsil shouted at her

"What do you think the cops will think when they find a body in the middle of the desert?!" Mincy tried to reason with Weedsil

"THE COPS CAN KISS MY A-" Sunny punched Weedsil in the back of the head

"AGH, SHIT! FUCKING... ASSHOLE!" Weedsil clenched the back of his head

Weedsil turns around and smacked Sunny with the back of his palm

"TAKE THAT, YOU LITTLE PRICK!" He shouts while Sunny backed away
"What? Is little baby Sunny chickening out? What's the matter? DID I GIVE YOU AN OWCHIE?"

"Weedsil! Please! Stop!" Mincy tries once again to intervene, but Weedsil ignored her

"WHAT, DID I PUNCH YOU A LITTLE TOO HA- OUGH!" Sunny punched Weedsil in the gut

"Basil, calm down, Mincy is right, we should stop." Sunny tried to calm Weedsil down

"I don't give a flying FUCK about what she says!" Weedsil said before he pushed Sunny away

"WEEDSIL!" A voice from behind Mincy shouts
"Stop this nonsense right now!"

"Stay. Out. Of. This. Mini" Weedsil said through his teeth

"WEEDSIL." Weedsil finally turns around, to see Mari struggling to stand still

"SHU-"
"..."
"Holy shit, Mari! I thought you waking up wasn't going to happen!" Weedsil calms down to some degree

"Well i did, and i'll tell you what will happen now. You will leave my brother alone and-" Mari almost stumbles, but Mincy holds her up

Mari catches her breath before continuing "and... work on getting us all out of here."

Mincy helped Mari sit down in the back of the van

"Yeah, i don't wanna stay another five seconds in this desert either." Sunny agreed with Mari
"We should get the engine going as fast as we can."

"I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. I can call him but i don't have a cellphone." Mari said

Sunny sat down with Mari
"There's no service here, we're in the middle of nowhere."

"So that's out of the window, and i don't know how to fix an engine either." Mari looked up on the rooftop of the van

"Do we actually have to continue on foot?" Mincy didn't look very happy with that choice

"What's the problem with that? We're like four minutes away from our destination" Weedsil said

"Four minutes by car which is going full speed. Also your GPS is completely outdated, so it could possibly be more than that." said Sunny

"Still, like 10 more minutes is not that bad."

"It could be hours for all we know..." Mincy sat down too

"Weedsil, go into the front and come back when you regain your senses." Mari said to Weedsil

"Fine..." Weedsil walked away

"I feel a bit tired, i'll take a nap." Mari was starting to close her eyes
"This whole situation is exhausting."

Sunny looks around the Weed plantation, until he noticed a few pipes and canisters
"Mari, what are all these pipes for?" he asked

"Huh? Oh... Erm... It's chemical stuff i guess, i'll be at my full capacity after i wake up."

"You can't fall asleep now, Mari! We need you!" Mincy shook Mari awake

"I'm sorry, but i really need it, i was facing death when i was inhaling all this gas. A rather tiring experience." Mari said before she lied down

"Come on Mari, what are we gonna do with you asleep?" Sunny tried to get Mari fully awake again

"Just a quick... power nap..." Mari said before she fell asleep

After a moment of silence between the three, Mincy was the first to speak, or rather, whisper

"So, what now? Mincy asked Sunny

"I guess we wait until Mari wakes up and Weedsil recovers from that smoked out brain of his."

Mincy laughed a bit at that "Well, you never know with methheads."

Chapter 3: Crossroads

Summary:

oh shiit they gotta get out of the desert or they will starve to death

Notes:

oh shid they stuk in desert 😲😲😭
listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=882Pi7KTjew for best experience

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Weedsil started walking around the hot dunes of the desert holding his flip phone above his head trying to find service so he can call someone
"We can't be this far away from civilization..." he said while looking around

He could see rocks in the distance distorted by the heat of the air

He tried to stay near the van, but he wasn't gonna get nowhere like that, so he started walking in a straight path

 

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"We should to fix the engine when the sun goes down so we won't get a heat stroke."

As soon as Sunny opened the hood of the van, Sunny backed away as tons of smoke were released into the air

"(Cough cough) Tha- (cough)"

"Are you okay?" Mincy rushed over to Sunny

He kept coughing before finally being able to speak again
"Yeah, I'm fine." Sunny looks back at the smoking engine
"That's gonna be annoying to fix, on top of me not knowing how."

Mincy looks around

"So how are we going to do this?" Sunny asked

"I don't know... do you have any clue where Basil could have went?" Mincy started walking around

"Oh yeah, where did Basil go?"

"Weedsil!" Mincy called out

There was no response

"Weedsil, where did you go?"

No response again

Sunny noticed some footprints in the sand "These must be his."

"I'll follow them, you stay with Mari." Mincy started following the footprints

"Alright." Sunny sat in the back of the van

Mincy went on top of a sandy hill and called out for Weedsil again

 

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After a while of walking, Weedsil found an old ruin of a building with no roof and only a couple sandstone walls

"I knew something must be in this desert." He inspected the ruin closer
"There could be something in here"

He looked around the floor, now covered with sand

"Huh." He picked up what seemed to be a towel

"Might help with the heat" He said as he put it on his head

He heard something in the distance

"What the hell was that?" He crouched down behind what remained of a wall

"Are there fucking coyotes or something in this desert?" he thought to himself

 

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Sunny could hear Mincy calling out Basil's criminal nickname

 

"Why the hell would it be Weedsil, though?" He thought to himself
"Like a weasel? He never really cared about weasels though. Well, not enough to name something after them, especially himself."
"Just slapping Weed infront of his name sounds unoriginal, so he just put it before the 'sil'?"

He looked at sleeping Mari

"And how the hell did you wind up in this?" He thought
"Why would he choose my sister, specifically, to grow weed?"

He went outside and looked at the sun, it seemed to be afternoon

His stomach growled, which reminded him that he needs food and water to survive in this desolate wasteland

He quickly went into the back of the van to search for anything edible or drinkable

"Come on, we're not gonna die out here." He looked into any sort of container he could find, but most of them were filled with weed

"How many boxes of that stuff are here?" he kept opening boxes filled with packets of weed, after searching for a while, he finally found a half full water bottle

"Nice, at least something." he put it next to Mari

 

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Weedsil was running away from where the sound came from

"Not.. (huff) dying just (cough) yet..."

He wiped the sweat off his forehead with the cloth he found in the ruin

He then started taking his sweater off

"Why the (huff) hell did i not (puff) take this off earlier?"

As he was trying to take it off, he tripped

"Come o- agh!" he hit his head on something hard

"Ow!"

He stood up, what he just tripped over is a railroad

He took his sweater off and stared at the railroad for a few seconds

"Holy shit, we still have hope!" he threw away his sweater

"I gotta run back and tell them about this!" He started following his footprints

 

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Mincy kept following Basil's tracks, until she came to a ruin of a building.  She investigated it and found a small hole in the sand

"Looks like something was here, he must have picked it up." she looked around what is left of a small hut, but she only found sand and dust.

She could feel the wind picking up

"That's nice, won't be as hot as it is right now in a while." She thought to herself, but then realized something

"Wait, I still have to find Weedsil, the wind will cover up his footprints!" she started running towards where they lead.

"Weedsil! Get a move-on! The wind is starting to pick up!" She shouted

"Is that you, Mincy?" Basil answered from the distance

"Yeah, get back to the ruin before the sand covers up your footprints!"

After a while, she could hear Basil approaching

"Hey, I'm here." He said as soon as he saw Mincy

"Thank god you're back, can't even see your old footprints. You got here just in time."

"Yeah, let's get back to the van." Basil said

"Alright, let's... go..." Mincy looked around the building, but she couldn't find her footprints

"Hold on, i think i still remember which way i came from..." He looked around
"Both of these walls looks almost the same, it's either one or the other."

"Do we have to split?" Mincy was concerned
"Can't you remember the terrain?"

"Nope, can you?"

"No..."

Notes:

reader was about to comment on how horrendous this chapter is, however, little did he know that i am living in his walls

I'm right here, Michael. Tear down your walls, come find me.

Chapter 4: Tension

Summary:

basil becomes even more of a cunt than he already is

Notes:

nah how they gonna get back?!!?!?!?!?/!?!???!!!!!!??1???????1/????/????? what?!?!?!?/1/!?!!!?!1!!!?

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Well, do we flip a coin?" Basil took a penny out of his back pocket

"Better than just standing here, i guess." Mincy agreed

"Heads, i go the way the rocks are. Tails, you do." Basil said
"We will split." He added

"Alright, let's see."

Basil tossed the coin into the air and catched it

"So?" Mincy asked

Basil revealed the coin

"Heads." They both said simultaneously

"Alright, one more thing, i heard some kind of noise when i was here for the first time." Basil stopped Mincy
"Coyotes or something, so be really careful."

"Oh, that was probably me calling your name."

"Bye now, we gotta get there before sunset."

"I didn't walk that far to get here from the van, i can just come back and go the other route if i feel like I'm going the wrong way." Mincy thought to herself

She walked in silence for some time, looking at cacti and small plants that grow in the sand cracks.

She felt a bit drunk due to how hot the desert is at day

Sand was getting in her eyes since it was getting pretty windy

 

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Sunny threw all the weed out of the van in order to make space for whatever he found

"We have a small amount of food and not even a whole bottle of water." Sunny thought to himself

He turned around because he heard Mari moving around a bit

"Good morning." She said

"Oh, uh, how was your nap?" Sunny asked Mari
"Also it's still the same afternoon."

"Oh, I feel a little better, any progress on the van?" Mari rubbed her eyes

"Nope, but we kinda have a situation."

"What is it?"

"We don't have much food and water, and I'm really not looking forward to drinking my own pee." Sunny said
"Also Basil is nowhere to be found, Mincy went looking for him but they're still not back." He added

"That's bad."

"Yeah, also, how the hell did you end up growing weed for Basil?" Sunny asked

"Long story short, I am NOT being held at gunpoint and there are NOT bombs planted in our house."

"Oh, alright then."

"So, thought about how are we gonna get out of here?"

"Not yet, it seems like we're gonna have to walk." Sunny opened the water bottle

"Don't waste it!"

"Don't worry, I'm not going to." Sunny poured some water into the bottle cap
"Want some?"

"Yeah, I'm getting pretty thirsty." Mari drank the whole bottle cap

Sunny could hear footsteps in the distance
"Looks like they're back."

Sunny and Mari got out of the van expecting Mincy and Basil, but only Basil showed up
"Hey, guys." He said

"Basil, where's Mincy?" Sunny asked

"Oh, uh, we split."

"Are you kidding me? You split?" Mari asked

"Yeah, I thought it was a good idea since both of us getting lost didn't really sound promising"

"Can you not see your footsteps?"

"The wind covered them up, so no." Basil went to the front of the car

"What are you looking for, go find Mincy and get her back here, right now!" Mari walked up to Basil

"I'm tired and it's really hot out there, so if you want Mincy back, go find her yourself." Basil sat inside

"You're a prick, you know that?" Sunny said

"Yeah, whatever." Basil started looking for something

"Alright, if you're gonna be a selfish asshole, I'm gonna go find her." Sunny went to the back of the van

"Come on Weedsil, you're just gonna leave her to die in the desert?" Mari asked Basil

"I'm tired, I can't do it, period." Basil answered
"Move aside, I'm gonna get high." Basil picked up the bong and tried to step out of the vehicle

"No you're not."

"Yes I am, now move."

"If you're tired, take a power nap, don't get high off of that green stuff."

Sunny came out of the back with a turban on his head and some water

"Fine." Basil put the bong on the passenger seat, "Now move."

Mari let Basil into the back of the van

"WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE PRODUCT?" Basil shouted

"I put it outside." Sunny said

"Basil, don't you dare." Mari blocked Basil
"That stuff is edible, I'm not letting you smoke it."

"It is?" Both Sunny and Basil looked at Mari

"Yeah, it's gonna be our food for a while, so don't you even think about wasting it to get stoned" Mari kept blocking Basil

"Why do you have to make it so difficult, it will be just a tiny bit!" Basil tried to argue

"That 'tiny bit' could mean life or death for us." Mari didn't back down

"Fucking MOVE!" Basil shoved Mari out of the way

"What part of 'food' do you not understand? The F or the second O?" Mari tried to stop Basil from taking the weed, but Basil was shoving as much as he could into his pockets.

"What part of 'just a tiny bit' do YOU not understand?" Some of the weed started falling out of Basil's pockets

"Just a tiny bit? You already have two full pockets of it!" Mari pulled Basil away from the boxes of weed

"It's what happens when you're stubborn, you lose more than you would have if you weren't!" Basil pulled out a piece of paper

"You're the one sabotaging us just so you can get high!" Mari pulled the weed out of Basil's pockets

"GIVE THAT BACK!" Basil turned around and tried to snatch the weed out of Mari's hands

"Basil, didn't you say you're tired?" Sunny said

"You don't even think about telling me what to do, because this time I'm not gonna go lightly." Basil kept trying to take the weed

"THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING WARNING, MARI, GIVE ME BACK THE WE-" Mari slapped Basil

"Get back to your senses! Did you smoke out every single braincell you have?" Mari started yelling at Basil

Basil just held his cheek and looked at Mari

"You wanna know what happens to people who smoke something every single day of their life? They have to eat, drink and breath through a tiny hole in their throat for the last year of their life, that year often coming very soon after they start this bad habit of smoking weed, cigarettes, anything."

"ALRIGHT, alright, fine, if you're that set on not letting me smoke some weed, I won't. You win, happy?" Basil sat down in the back of the van

"Yes, happy." Mari calmed down
"Now, Sunny, go find Mincy. Hopefully she is still in one piece."

"Alright, bye. Make sure that Basil doesn't smoke all of our food." Sunny said as he was leaving

"Don't worry and good luck!" Mari said

Notes:

basil is a piece of shit, who agrees?

Chapter 5: Better Call Kel

Summary:

i had a good job until my boss accused me of growing weed
i better call kel!
i was just driving my van around town until a cop noticed the weed in the back
you are under arrest!
i better call kel!
yo, im kel, did you know you that you have rights? the constitution says you do, and so do i. i believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. and thats why i fight for you, faraway!
better call kel

Notes:

enjoy what is undoubtedly my finest work

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Sunny started following Basil's new footprints, they were a straight line so even if they faded he could just remember which way he came from.

After a while of walking, he made it to the ruin of a building, he saw Mincy's footprints, so he quickly started running wherever they lead.

"Mincy!" he started shouting

There was no response, so he climbed on a tall rock and looked around.

He saw something out of place in the distance, but it was distorted by the heat.

He climbed down and went closer to investigate.

...

"No way, a civilization!" He said as he saw the rails

"Mincy! Can you hear me?" He shouted again

There was no response again, so he went back to following her footsteps while shouting her name.

Eventually, there was a response.

"Mincy!"

"Sunny?" She shouted back

"Come here, quick!"

"What?"

"I found a railroad!"

"Hold on, I'm coming." Mincy shouted before running towards Sunny

"Where?" She asked Sunny

"Come, I'll show you." Sunny started running towards where he found the track

"Alright, and what do we do with a railroad?" Mincy asked

"A railroad means that there is probably service." Sunny took out his flip phone, "And would you look at that, there is." He said

"That's amazing! We're not gonna die out here!"
"But who are you gonna call when we're stuck in a desert?" She asked

"I got stuck in a desert with my sister, a friend and a stoner... I BETTER CALL KEL!" Sunny quickly dialed the number 2

The call is almost instantly answered

"Yo, what can I do for ya, Sunny?" Kel said

"Kel, listen, we're stuck in the desert, our van full of drugs broke down and we don't have much water, I need you to come pick us up."

"Alright, where exactly are you?"

"Not sure, near a railroad track, there is a big rock near us."

"I'm looking at google maps right now, I think I know where you are."

"Alright, get over here, don't rush it, I have to get the others."

"Alright then, I'll send someone your way, be ready in 15 mins!" Kel said before hanging up

"Hey, was that Kel?" Mincy asked

"Yeah, you still remember him?"

"Of course I do, I drew a picture of you two once, remember?"

"Oh yeah, before Aubrey mysteriously disappeared."

"Aubrey... you mean that girl with pink hair?"

"Yeah." Sunny said
"Anyway, you go back and get everyone here, I'll wait here."

"Alright, that way?" Mincy pointed to where Sunny came from

"Yeah, just follow my footprints."

"See you soon, then." Mincy said as she started running towards the ruined building

 

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Mari was standing outside of the van, waiting for Sunny and Mincy to come back.

"What is taking so long?" She thought

She kept idling around for a few minutes, the wind was really starting to pick up.

"We gotta get the hell out of here, I feel like a sandstorm is approaching." She thought

"Mari! Get Basil and hide the weed, we're leaving!" Mincy said as she was standing on the sandy hill

Mari got scared by this because she couldn't hear Mincy coming

"Oh, alright, where's Sunny?" Mari asked

"Waiting for us, we gotta be ready and on the pick up spot in around 10 minutes."

"Okay." Mari started ran to the back of the van, "Basil, help me hide the weed and take anything you need with you, someone is gonna pick us up."

"Huh, what?" Basil woke up

"Hide the weed, we gotta go."

Basil stepped out of the van and started digging a hole in the sand with an empty box.

After Basil made a hole deep enough, Mari started throwing the weed in.

"Alright, hide it and let's go." Mari started covering the weed with sand

"We're done, Mincy, lead the way." Mari said

Mincy started running towards where Sunny is waiting.

 

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Sunny sat down on a small rock while waiting for Mincy, Mari and Basil to come.

He dialed Aubrey's number.

"You have dialed the wrong number, please try again."

He put it back in his pocket.

He heard a car in the distance.

"That must be Kel." He thought

He stand up and saw a light grey pickup truck coming towards him.

"Hey! Over here!" He started waving at the approaching vehicle

It stopped in front of Sunny, and the driver rolled down his window

"Who are you?" Sunny asked

"I'll tell you on the way, get in." The driver said

"Hold on, I'm still waiting for someone."

"How long is it gonna take?"

"Not long, they should be here soon."

He heard footsteps coming his way.

"That's them." Sunny said

Mincy, Mari and Basil stopped in front of the truck

"That's our guy." Sunny said

"Alright... (Huff) Let's get out of this wasteland... I feel like I'm being cooked alive." Mari said

"Get in the back and let's go." The driver said

Sunny, Mincy, Mari and Basil all sat down in the back of the pickup truck.

Mari was sitting opposite to Sunny while Mincy was next to him, Basil was next to Mari.

"Finally, we're getting out of this hellhole." Basil said as the pickup started speeding up.

"So, who are you?" Sunny asked the driver

"I'm kid named finger." finger said

"That's an odd name." Mari said

"Anyway, where's the van?" finger asked

"Not sure." Mari answered

"We gotta find it, so we can destroy it."

"Why?" Basil asked

"Because if the cops get to it first, you bet your ass that they're gonna find you."

"We hid the weed!" Mincy said

"Dogs can still smell it."

"Shit, just get us home and we're gonna figure out where it is." Basil said

Notes:

hey yall remember that one memory from the lost library?