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One iced buckaroo and a side of twitter please!

Chapter 3: pls = i want to fuck??? WHAT

Summary:

I don't even know tbh

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Private Messages between The Avengers GC

Money Provider: #getsteveontwitter is trending.
Captain America’s Bitch: as it should be
Bird #2: WHY DOES BUCKY ALREADY HAVE 4M FOLLOWERS
Bird #2: I DON’T EVEN HAVE A MILLION
Captain America’s Bitch: because im better than you
Captain Ass-Merica: take a step back. Get ‘me’ on twitter is trending???
Money Provider: yes
Captain America’s Bitch: your welcome meme

Captain Ass-merica: buck, babe, no.
Captain America’s bitch: yes

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Stevie won’t get twitter, people help me convince him.

You know who I am @TonyStank
If cap gets twitter, I’ll buy everyone pizza.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Gonna tell him you said that

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Please do buck, i want pizza

You know who I am @TonyStank
buy it yourself???

Better bird-man @hawkboi
ew no

Better bird-man @hawkboi
I have priorities tony
Better bird-man @hawkboi
And spending my own money on pizza is not one of them

You know who I am @TonyStank
ok if steve gets twitter, I’ll buy everyone but Clint Pizza.

Who? Me? @widowgurl
you cant just deny my husband pizza, tony. I thought we were friends.

Abiii #getsteveontwitter @stuckyfanpage
HUSBAND???

Who? Me? @widowgurl
Budapest.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Budapest.

Abiii #getsteveontwitter @stuckyfanpage
What happened in Budapest??

Who? Me? @widowgurl
What happens in Budapest, stays in Budapest.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
What happens in Budapest, stays in Budapest.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Omg the story was so funny, nat told me when she was drunk once.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
YOU KNOW??????

Better bird-man @hawkboi
NAT YOU SAID NO ONE KNEW

Who? Me? @widowgurl
JAMES YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T SAY

Glenda | DEFYYYING GRAVITY @wickedforever
I love the avengers on twitter.

You know who I am @TonyStank
Only steve calls him james…

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Yeah only steve calls me james. Fuck off Natalia.

Baby bird @Samcakes
The only time i wish steve had twitter was when i wanted bucky to be controlled

Private Messages between Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers
Sam: Steve
Sam: Steve
Sam: Steve
Sam: Steve
Sam: I CAN SEE YOU IGNORING MY MESSAGES
Steve: What. I’m busy.
Sam: cuddling bucky does not count as being “busy”
Steve: I’m not
Sam: you are
Steve: fuck off
Sam: get twitter pls
Steve: what the hell does pls mean
Sam: ask bucky
Sam: anyway get twitter
Sam: buckys annoying me and he only listens to you
Steve: he said it means you want to have sex with me?
Sam: NO

 

Private Messages between Bird and Cyborg
Bird: BUCKY WHY
Cyborg: WHAT
Bird: WHAT DID YOU DO
Cyborg: NOTHING??
Bird: STEVE ASKED YOU WHAT PLS MEANT
Bird: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Cyborg: i said please
Bird: you didn’t
Cyborg: whtv.
Bird: rude
Cyborg: suck ur mom

Private Messages between Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers
Sam: IT MEANS PLEASE.
Steve: FUCK

Private Message between Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes
Steve: BUCKY
Bucky: WHAT
Steve: WHY
Bucky: IF U GOT TWITTER YOU’D KNOW IT
Steve: you’re never going to stop asking me to get it, are you?
Bucky: nope
Steve: fine.
Bucky: you’re getting twitter?
Steve: only because I love you.
Bucky: Love u too <3
Bucky: goddamit steve give me a heart back
Steve: <3

Notes:

thanks for reading!! this is a mess rn but I'll get into the groove soon! pls comment any ideas if you have them, or if you want to be included!