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Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Sometimes I wake up and think, damn i wish i was a speedbump
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
And then i also question, what if i said no to joining steve in the howling commandos? Then we could’ve lived happily in the 40’s bc then he wouldn’t of thought i was dead and decide to do some dumb ass shit.
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
And then nearly 200 wouldn’t have died, and i’d hopefully be dead by now
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
And tony would have his parents
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckarooh
And i wouldn’t of had to fight to prove that im not a brainwashed nazi weapon anymore and im a normal guy
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
But thats just me how is everyone?
Paige @natashaswife
Bucky you good fam?
Biashipstucky @biabiabiabia
@cptSteveRogers is bucky okay???
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Vision @VisionAI
I am not Captain Rogers, however, as I do have access to all over the tower, I may as well inform you, Sargent Barnes is okay now, and is currently talking to Captain Rogers over what had happened.
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Private Messages between Bird and CyborgBird: Buck you good?
Cyborg: yeah, just flashbacks
Bird: damn, wanna talk about it?
Cyborg: no thanks
Cyborg: i’ve already had steve scream positivity at me i don’t need it again
Bird: mk well, I’m always here if ya need to talk
Cyborg: thanks sam
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Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
If i begged tony enough, do you think he’d buy me a pair of heelies?
You know who I am @TonyStank
No.
Ben @bensten
Yes
Bucky Enthuisiast @BUCKKKYYYYYYYYYY
Bucky I think he would.
Who? Me? @widowgurl
@TonyStank can you get me a pair pls
Better bird-man @hawkboi
Omg and me, it’d be so much easier to slide around the vents with heelies
You know who I am @TonyStank
There’s no way I’m getting any of you heelies. Especially not Clint.
Better bird-man @hawkboi
It’s because I’m deaf isn’t it? That’s just discriminatory.
You know who I am @TonyStank
No? Also back space, YOU SLIDE AROUND THE VENTS??
PeterBarker @peterparkour
Smh clintywinty you should know better
Better bird-man @hawkboi
It’s clit. And you do it with me so don’t even act as if you’re innocent too.
PeterBarker @peterparkour
Never go past tony and peppers room after, say, whenever they think I’ve gone to bed. #traumatised.
Who? Me? @widowgurl
Clint just said his name was clit.
Better bird-man @hawkboi
No I didn’t…
Who? Me? @widowgurl
Yes you did.
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Also guys, it’s march 1st.
Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
9 days until my favourite person’s birthday.
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Aw, steve :)
Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
Not you, Emily Osmont.
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Who?
Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
Lily from Hannah Montana. Remember? We watched the whole series and movie one day?
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Oh okay, honestly fair enough. I’d love anyone over me anyway.
Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
Buck, I said no more self deprecating talk today.
Better bird-man @hawkboi
Or the metal arm gets taken away
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Private chat between Steve Rogers and Clint Barton
Steve: clint, can you like, take that back?
Clint: What?
Steve: The arm thing? It tends to upset him, since, obviously, traumatic memories because of what his metal arm used to represent, and obviously threatening to take it away is more or less calling it an object, and he’s still working on seeing it as a part of him, and still see’s it as more of a weapon than just his arm
Clint: shit, yeah. You’d think of all people i’d know that.
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Better bird-man @hawkboi
The arm will not be taken away, instead, um, no steve.
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
NO STEVE?????
Better bird-man @hawkboi
NO STEVE.
Who? Me? @widowgurl
Good luck separating them, bird brains.