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Sooooo. This aged rather poorly.
My king, my liege, please forgive me. (Tr*mp not Jesus. )
Please don't deport me, t'was but a silly joke :(
(There will be more of this story. Just...not right this second. )
Thank you loyal fans! I LOVE YOU GUYS! MWAH!
God, I hate this orange motherfucker