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Hopper: "Boy, I sure can't wait to eat this delicious egg sandwich!"
All of a sudden, Michael motherf*cking Morbius appears out of the blue.
Hopper: "Holy shit, is that Michael Morbius from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi?!"
Michael Morbius: "That's right Hopper, I am Michael Morbius, and I am about to morb."
Hopper: "No... NO, NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T MORB ALL OVER ME-"
Michael Morbius: "Too late! I'm morbing! It's morbin' time!"
Hopper: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Hopper gets morbed.
Monika: "Well that's just great! Hopper's gone, so how are we gonna continue the show now?!"
Host: "Hey guys." 😎
Monika: "HOST?! What are YOU doing here?!"
Host: "Who cares?! I'm starting ECER season 3, since the DUMB HER AND THE STUPID JASON took season two from me!"
Monika: "Oh, that makes sense. Lemme just order some contestants from Amazon."
Monika does just that.
Shrek: "I'M ALIVE, BITCHES!"
Host: "Okay guys, your first challenge is to dab. Whoever doesn't dab gets eliminated. Go."
Everyone minus Shrek dabs.
Host: "Bye-bye Shrek."
Shrek: "WAIT-" *gets statued*
Senpai: "Ha ha."
Host: "Senpai, you get eliminated as well."
Senpai: "WHAT?! But I dabbed!"
Host: "I know, I just think you're a piece of shit."
Senpai: D: